View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
PaigeDWinter
08-23-2008, 08:36 PM
Oh I wish I had a picture.... this one new chick at werk. OMG.
She had on:
A pair of too large white booty shorts.
A micro white tube top.
A black, full length, fishnet tube top over the first one.
White fence-net leggings with STIRRUPS!
Black slip-on heels. So you can see the stirrups.
A white thong.
A black thong over it.
One black garter.
Yep, all on at once.
LilyLove
08-24-2008, 03:06 PM
OMG stirrups hahaha
NewMoon
08-24-2008, 10:18 PM
Oh I wish I had a picture.... this one new chick at werk. OMG.
She had on:
A pair of too large white booty shorts.
A micro white tube top.
A black, full length, fishnet tube top over the first one.
White fence-net leggings with STIRRUPS!
Black slip-on heels. So you can see the stirrups.
A white thong.
A black thong over it.
One black garter.
Yep, all on at once.
So did it take her like 10 songs to get all that shit off and finally be nude?
ViolaStrings
08-24-2008, 10:50 PM
^ I love the ghetto girls in Brevard who don't know how to do ghetto right.
AmberHoney
08-26-2008, 03:39 PM
I've seen stirrup pants and flannel shirts and Doc Martens... a la Lindsay Lohan.
Stirrup pants are just... they should all die.
I have wayyy too many pictures of myself in stirrup pants, sweatshirts, and 3 pairs of socks layered up in pink/black/white, red/white/blue, black/yellow/green.
Oh God.
Plus hair like this:
http://i38.tinypic.com/v5d0uu.jpg
But um... I don't like to see this in the club:
http://i36.tinypic.com/zt7t06.jpg
Unless it actually *is* Lindsay.
PaigeDWinter
08-26-2008, 07:24 PM
Re: those stirrups... they weren't even like, normal fence nets.... they were like this (http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/snaz75_2013_200080832), but without the foot part. Just stirrups.
Ok today I have 2. And silly me, I didn't try snapping pics. ;)
One was a cropped top with a plunging neck line and poofy, short sleeves. It's neon yellow, with neon pink mesh on the poofy bits, and the belt-esque ties that wrap around the tummy are neon orange. It comes with a matching skirt that is kinda like this (http://images.forplaycatalog.com/product_images/337007_2.jpg) but with pleated mesh instead of the lace at the bottom. The skirt was the yellow, the mesh pleats were the pink, and there was a faux belt in the orange across the front. The chick topped it off with one leg wrappy thing (http://www.isplingerie.com/images/products/thumbnails/9db451d5a5471051f54b5a1b0a1f62a8_300x450_w_857548b 15fa4a5cca6c46d8af05a181d.jpg) in orange, and two on the other leg, one in pink and one in yellow.
:O
Then there was one that wasn't too bad but it bugged me. This new girl has HUGE real titties. I mean omg. She had on a plain ol triangle bikini top, but she let her tatas just bulge out both sides of each triangle, instead of just towards the middle like this (http://www.uncp.edu/home/acurtis/Courses/BraveNewsWorld/IMAGES/FASHION/PinkBikini.jpg).
Also, Dubbya Tee Eff is the story here:
http://www.stripperzone.com/sexyclothes/qq1172085400.jpg
PaigeDWinter
08-26-2008, 07:38 PM
Wait, what?
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/SD362whit.jpg
NewMoon
08-26-2008, 07:39 PM
^^^That looks like a character you could select on a video game.
Sophia_Ashley
08-26-2008, 08:33 PM
I hate to say it but I'd wear those stirrup pants not at work though .Out..yes.
PaigeDWinter
08-26-2008, 08:39 PM
So did it take her like 10 songs to get all that shit off and finally be nude?
Newp. Homegirl just yanked the tube tops up towards her neck and wandered around the stage, picking her wedgie.
Elvia
08-27-2008, 01:04 AM
^^ LOL!!
MissAlethea
08-28-2008, 09:59 AM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/p-80317-sweet-strawbaby.aspx
Sooooo.... Do you think they realize they cut their pattern to write "poop" across the top of her undies? (It's partly cut off, and upside down, but really? Be careful with text prints when sewing!)
Luxurious1
08-28-2008, 10:51 AM
^ LOL omg!
i.breathe.in
08-28-2008, 12:15 PM
lmao! good eye!
callah44
08-31-2008, 12:05 PM
I don't have a picture, but last night there was a girl wearing a white cut-off wifebeater (there was no accentuation of any titties going on here) with this faded black adidas-type skirt that went from her waist down past her knees...her ass crack was hanging out the back and it looked like her legs were stuck in a chinese finger trap that she bought at Ross in the 5th grade. When she went on stage, I wanted to see why she was covering up so much of herself in a nude club, and when she stripped down to a g string she had a great ass and legs. Why why why people?!
reese_x_c
08-31-2008, 06:29 PM
What in the :O
Susan-Va
08-31-2008, 06:40 PM
^^^^The first two have that horrible monkey toe thing going on. (that's what I call it when your toes hang over the end of your shoes)
And why on earth would you wear socks with those outfits?
reese_x_c
08-31-2008, 06:43 PM
The 1st girl's top is blue and i think black is in it, but she has on light purple thongs and dark purple on the socks, and the pink on the shoe...lol. The 2nd looks liike a scarf and that she tied ribbon on her legs, and I don't even wanna start on the last one..lol.
Lovely Ush
09-01-2008, 10:29 AM
http://www.girlielingerie.com/product_detail.php?vid=116
WTF?!
veronicachick
09-01-2008, 10:44 AM
What in the :O
lmaooo.
AmberHoney
09-06-2008, 09:54 AM
http://www.girlielingerie.com/product_detail.php?vid=116
WTF?!
http://www.girlielingerie.com/images/productos/gr/247028306HL200-WHT-FRONT.jpg
Are those suspenders, cut up men's ties, satin bandana shreds, "irregular" kerchiefs from the outlet store, scrap satin, or what????
cinammonkisses
09-06-2008, 10:14 AM
What in the :O I was thinking the same thing..it looks like all these girls work in the same club..
http://www.girlielingerie.com/product_detail.php?vid=116
WTF?!
I actually like that. I personally have to much boobage in the top, but it's not nearly as bad as majority of what I've seen in this thread.
reese_x_c
09-07-2008, 01:10 PM
I was thinking the same thing..it looks like all these girls work in the same club..
And the bad part about it...they damn sure do...lmao
roxanna
09-07-2008, 01:35 PM
First girl in the blue looks EXACTLY like this girl I used to work with. What club were those pics from/.
reese_x_c
09-07-2008, 10:07 PM
The 1st 2 are from The Office in IA.
pr317
09-16-2008, 10:12 AM
Hahaha...... I don't know if this has been posted (don't wanna go through all 50-something pages!!)
Here's the description too:
"This beautiful mesh Hooded Poncho is shown with coordinating Ruffle Bootie Shorts, but would look great with anything in your closet!"
LOL. ;D
Lovely Ush
09-16-2008, 11:28 AM
'happens to come in your favorite colors'..... LOL
http://www.funkypair.com/americanbeautyisastarsandstripesromperoutfit.aspx
'You'll have them in a daze when you're dressed in Trance.'.... yeah... right
http://www.funkypair.com/trancedressclubwear.aspx
CKXXX
09-16-2008, 12:46 PM
'happens to come in your favorite colors'..... LOL
http://www.funkypair.com/americanbeautyisastarsandstripesromperoutfit.aspx
Wow...I didnt realize my favorite colors were red white and bleh
Lovely Ush
09-16-2008, 12:56 PM
Ok, one more.... I just don't get it, and the look on her face says she don't get it either.... LOL
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/p-87419-studded-skull-chemise.aspx?pagenum=2&pagesize=50&sortby=name&prevurl=c-939-lingerie-sexy-dresses.aspx
Make that two more
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/p-88896-two-tone-cut-out-romper.aspx?pagenum=1&pagesize=50&sortby=name&prevurl=new-arrivals.aspx&prevcategoryid=873
Luxurious1
09-16-2008, 01:00 PM
^ avril lavigne stripper?
kikidejavu
09-16-2008, 01:33 PM
i actually like the skull one
Hahaha...... I don't know if this has been posted (don't wanna go through all 50-something pages!!)
Here's the description too:
"This beautiful mesh Hooded Poncho is shown with coordinating Ruffle Bootie Shorts, but would look great with anything in your closet!"
LOL. ;D
LOL. It's been posted. I would totally sport that poncho ITC along with my pink and white grill. :P
lazydaisy
09-16-2008, 01:43 PM
I like that the skull one has a bow on it's head.
CKXXX
09-18-2008, 07:57 PM
Not so much the shoes as the description:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Fetish-Dominatrix-Exotic-dancer-Jessica-Simpson-Pumps_W0QQitemZ230290578498QQcmdZViewItem?hash=ite m230290578498&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C66%3A4%7C65%3A15%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
In what world does she live in where "dominatrix" and "jessica simpson" go hand in hand???
pinkpvc
09-18-2008, 10:06 PM
i LOVE the skull dress. Almost bought it but its a little too emo for me.
Kyleigh1984
09-18-2008, 10:51 PM
Not so much the shoes as the description:
In what world does she live in where "dominatrix" and "jessica simpson" go hand in hand???
Lol, that's crazy!
Joplin
09-23-2008, 03:35 PM
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/fb/c/AAAAAsxQNVsAAAAAAPvF2A.jpg
The dresses themselves aren't bad but the pattern is really really really ugly to me. They also like camouflages all the curves so all you see is fabric, no body at all. Also they ALL look exactly the same so it literally looks like 4 people are wearing the EXACT SAME DRESS. UGH!
CKXXX
09-23-2008, 03:39 PM
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/fb/c/AAAAAsxQNVsAAAAAAPvF2A.jpg
The dresses themselves aren't bad but the pattern is really really really ugly to me. They also like camouflages all the curves so all you see is fabric, no body at all. Also they ALL look exactly the same so it literally looks like 4 people are wearing the EXACT SAME DRESS. UGH!
looks like they are trying to rip off Ed Hardy
SkkyeBaby
09-24-2008, 09:03 AM
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/fb/c/AAAAAsxQNVsAAAAAAPvF2A.jpg
The dresses themselves aren't bad but the pattern is really really really ugly to me. They also like camouflages all the curves so all you see is fabric, no body at all. Also they ALL look exactly the same so it literally looks like 4 people are wearing the EXACT SAME DRESS. UGH!
I actually really like this type of material...they arent dancer outfits though! It would be impossible to get it off on stage without looking like an idiot!
^ it sure does, but they're not even close.
Sarah Andi
09-24-2008, 01:03 PM
Too bad the Ed Hardy line is just a rip off anyway...
PleasureVictim
09-24-2008, 02:30 PM
Those dresses are everywhere! I see them every weekend at the regular bars, no matter what city I happen to be in LOL.
Sauske
09-24-2008, 10:12 PM
http://the418club.com/Precious/07.jpg uhhh..thats a really long hood
Not cute^^
Sarah Andi: I happen to really like ed hardy though, why do you say they're a rip off i'm just curious:-\
Sarah Andi
09-25-2008, 10:50 AM
Ed Hardy is poorly screen-printed flash that has been bedazzled. Yech. Sailor Jerry did a much better job at it.
Sauske, is that from Sexy Brazil?
Sauske
09-25-2008, 10:52 AM
Sarah- i have noooo clue. just taken from a website from one of the more "ghetto" clubs in my area
misspthesweetesttaboo
09-25-2008, 02:27 PM
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/fb/c/AAAAAsxQNVsAAAAAAPvF2A.jpg
The dresses themselves aren't bad but the pattern is really really really ugly to me. They also like camouflages all the curves so all you see is fabric, no body at all. Also they ALL look exactly the same so it literally looks like 4 people are wearing the EXACT SAME DRESS. UGH!
aww the sf fave!:P
LuckyOne
09-25-2008, 02:59 PM
What in the :O
roflmao.
[QUOTE=AmberHoney;1696619]http://www.girlielingerie.com/images/productos/gr/247028306HL200-WHT-FRONT.jpg
This outfit is ugly as sin but I bet girls bank in it just because it shows a lot of skin.
NewMoon
09-25-2008, 03:03 PM
^^^Do you really think more skin=$$$ ?
LuckyOne
09-25-2008, 03:22 PM
^ Wow that is a question for debate, but for me yes. This dress in blue was my biggest money maker but I can't wear it in vegas because fishnet doesn't cover your nipples.