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BoxOfPandora
04-19-2009, 10:32 PM
^OMG!! How many Pygmy Puffs must die to make that costume?!

Those puff ball creature things are actually cute. But whoever decided to make it into an outfit needs to be beaten by a pair of stilettos. NOW.

chitownchick
04-20-2009, 11:25 AM
the item is located in hong kong....maybe that explains part of it

StevieStar7
04-26-2009, 06:57 PM
LMFAO at this shit...

sananeko
07-22-2009, 02:11 PM
Oh yeah and this one... I just think it's too ugly for words... this style has always bothered me
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/JV-9452.jpg

please tell me none of you ladies has ever considered wearing these...
In total sadness.. I can see myself working in this.. It reminds me of my apron and skirt I work in, in my workshop..

annemarie626
02-07-2010, 07:39 PM
i laughed out loud so many times reading this thread.

britney45317
02-07-2010, 07:58 PM
Ahaha, I totally have this outfit. Never worn it on stage though, I'm too short/small-chested so it doesn't fit. I bought it online and when I tried it on there's like 6 inches of excess thong hanging down at the back. Sexy.

I also recently bought this cowgirl one (hopefully I manage to attach the pic correctly). In case you can't tell, it's hot pink stretch velvet with white fake fur trim. Boo-yah. In my defense though, I am in the middle of cowboy country and have had guys disappointed that I didn't have a cowgirl costume.

omg where did you get that outfit. I love it. the pink is so cute. send back the link to me if you can or email me at [email protected]

KatRocks
02-07-2010, 10:16 PM
http://www.funkypair.com/chainmailsodapopcaphalterdress.aspx

hah. im not sure if this one has been posted yet. but its priceless.

charlie61
02-07-2010, 10:21 PM
^ Wow. Without the waist-high granny panties, it might actually look kinda normal on the right girl. But...wow.

KatRocks
02-07-2010, 10:59 PM
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/TP470PT218.jpg

I also love how her cuff bracelet seems to be amputating her arm.

millions_of_peaches
02-08-2010, 01:34 PM
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/TP470PT218.jpg

I also love how her cuff bracelet seems to be amputating her arm.

I think we have a new winner (although I couldn't see the 'puff ball creature' dress so I may be wrong!)

daniella_maria
02-08-2010, 09:54 PM
Is it wrong that I actually like some of sexxy Brazil's stuff?

DesuvsDeath
02-09-2010, 03:43 PM
I used to work with a girl who wore the Borat neon green monokini. QQ

sxcbbw
02-09-2010, 03:52 PM
I used to work with a girl who wore the Borat neon green monokini. QQ

...whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

I'm sorry, I'm just... going to scour this from my memory for the rest of my life. I don't think I can go on living, in the knowledge of this crime.

reesexc
02-09-2010, 07:21 PM
OK...I'm confused...wtf is going on here

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq263/Reesexc_album/wtf.jpg

Lola_sinn
02-09-2010, 07:34 PM
I used to work with a girl who wore the Borat neon green monokini. QQ

I've actually wanted one of these for a while. I used to work with a girl who would wear one under a long dress and it looked really cool! I might just be weird for liking this look though. Oh well.

AmberHoney
02-27-2010, 05:22 PM
OK...I'm confused...wtf is going on here

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq263/Reesexc_album/wtf.jpg


Ok this girl is from Jamielynnspearslandredneckbackwoodshickvilleforest oaks, Kentucky.

Seriously.

And you can tell that she is trying SO HARD!

Tying the zebra in up top and down below.

Maroonish purple socks with the lace boyshorts.

Black armbands with the thigh highs.

A pop of neon color.

Yeah... she tried her best.

Stripper/bowling alley waitress/ cigarette roller at the motorcycle lounge?

What's her job title?

Surprise
02-27-2010, 06:38 PM
http://www.electriqueboutique.com/shop/images/2396sl-350.jpg

http://www.electriqueboutique.com/shop/images/2379-r-blue-188.jpg

http://www.electriqueboutique.com/shop/images/1926cq-350.jpg

http://www.electriqueboutique.com/shop/images/4967-4968-350.jpg

i work at their physical location during the day. i'm constantly surrounded by ugly stripper clothes, and even worse, the girls who are WAYYYYYYYY too big for them, trying to stuff themselves into a medium... >.<

will post more later.

Harlequin_Phoenix
09-18-2010, 12:00 AM
http://www.girlielingerie.com/product_detail.php?vid=562

Elvia
09-18-2010, 12:04 AM
^^^ Ouch!

Surprise
09-18-2010, 11:41 AM
yeah, those are SUPER tacky. zomg i went to a rave and saw a girl who had layered one of those over some other clothes. she looked silly.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/140/l_5087b416fbb548d9afa7e641670f2a77.jpg

anouk.oui
12-05-2010, 07:11 AM
http://www.jfreemansonline.com/product/blue-moon-yellow-and-pink

KatRocks
12-10-2010, 12:59 PM
http://www.jfreemansonline.com/product/blue-moon-yellow-and-pink

wow...

Lillionaire
12-11-2010, 01:23 PM
i cant believe girls will wear some of this stuff... even to be photographed in... and put online... oh god

GlitterBexie
12-12-2010, 04:13 PM
I am tempted to put up some of the outfits ive seen girls on my fb wear. Not dancers, just shocking shocking going out outfits! lol xx

Sophia_Starina
12-14-2010, 03:40 PM
Is that a wedgie on her head??????



http://www.jfreemansonline.com//product_img_lrg/CoCo1.jpg

http://wedgieclips.com/uploads/3X-undies-utterly-Atomic-Wedgie-Buddy.jpg

Aslinn
12-15-2010, 06:22 AM
http://www.electriqueboutique.com/shop/images/2396sl-350.jpg

http://www.electriqueboutique.com/shop/images/2379-r-blue-188.jpg

http://www.electriqueboutique.com/shop/images/1926cq-350.jpg

http://www.electriqueboutique.com/shop/images/4967-4968-350.jpg

i work at their physical location during the day. i'm constantly surrounded by ugly stripper clothes, and even worse, the girls who are WAYYYYYYYY too big for them, trying to stuff themselves into a medium... >.<

will post more later.

The first outfit would be great if it was a short dress type thing.
Oh sweet jesus we have this outfit floating around in pink at my club, I had to ware it my first night and almost choked myself getting it off.
That last one needs help lol actually we had a woman come dance in like a santa onsie with a santa hat and lace up thigh high boots tonight. Seriously it unbuttoned at the crotch..............

ayvaleigh
12-15-2010, 03:36 PM
Hey, you never know. When I worked for this one nude club I was pretty new and the manager said "Just wrap a belt around your boobs so it covers your nipples. That's what a lot of our girls do sometimes."/:O


I've seen girls rock a black thong and an electrical tape X over their nipples. The electrical tape doesn't hurt to take off....just an idea.

Addison
12-21-2010, 12:07 PM
http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee485/qdtxadd/wtf.jpg

....No.

xGigi
12-21-2010, 01:47 PM
^I saw that once on a girl at mardi gras. it looked RETARDED.

teaze
01-06-2011, 02:25 AM
Not sure if this one has been posted but....yikes......yikes.

http://www.linay.com/enlarge_photo.asp?p=img_large%2FDU_S0730L.jpg&n=Half-Naked+Dress+

I bet the models are cracking up right before they shoot these photos.

melb_oz_n00b
01-06-2011, 10:29 PM
OK...I'm confused...wtf is going on here

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq263/Reesexc_album/wtf.jpg

She's not actually too bad. Just needs to lose about half a dozen items, and this is cute. Even better if the top and bottom matched. Good body, too.

azaleanola
01-06-2011, 11:50 PM
^^^ugh! That's just how I dressed when I was brand-new! A bunch of crap on your arms and legs=not really naked=feel more comfortable if you're not used to being naked.

Surprise
01-07-2011, 02:32 PM
ok, so from this angle it's not so bad

http://www.linay.com/img_medium/DU_L0535PLfront.jpg

but from the back, ughhh

http://www.linay.com/img_medium/DU_L0535PL.jpg

mia_fey
01-08-2011, 02:32 PM
^eww thats horrendous.

Harlequin_Phoenix
01-09-2011, 05:47 PM
So, I can get behind a furry bikini top, but a bottom with hair sticking out of your ass crack?

Surprise
01-09-2011, 06:05 PM
so, i can get behind a furry bikini top, but a bottom with hair sticking out of your ass crack?

omfg, that's soooo not sexy. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

charlie61
01-09-2011, 06:37 PM
So, I can get behind a furry bikini top, but a bottom with hair sticking out of your ass crack?

Wow, that's pretty bad.

xNatashax
01-09-2011, 08:22 PM
So, I can get behind a furry bikini top, but a bottom with hair sticking out of your ass crack?

Saw that the other day on a site.
I've seen furry/feather things before, and while I think most of them are aren't nice to look at, they usually aren't horrible. Then my eyes came across the bikini bottoms that makes it look like you have austin powers chest hair between your ass cheeks. :O Ew.

mischa_5
01-11-2011, 01:46 PM
lol! fun fur thongs should NEVER exist!

Sophia_Starina
02-11-2011, 03:42 PM
Holy SHIT! What stripper would dress up like a SKUNK????

http://www.chelseasofnewyork.com/Flower_Skunk_Costume_J_Valentine_p/80083c-jv.htm

firemaiden04
02-11-2011, 04:20 PM
^...Pepé Le Pew?

firemaiden04
02-21-2011, 11:30 AM
^ Lol, why would you post a link to your store in the "Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame" thread?

setian
06-22-2011, 03:11 PM
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-189.jpg

Silver... camo.

OMG, i would so buy that and gogo it at the industry club i love.