View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
hardkandee
10-14-2006, 07:35 PM
Now, this just seems different.
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flirtylingerie_1916_398864052
hardkandee
10-14-2006, 07:36 PM
Oh, hey! The back's even better.
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flirtylingerie_1916_399153929
Here's more furry stuff. I like the other one (that just outlined the boobs) better. This is just strange.
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flirtylingerie_1919_715987
Lysondra
10-14-2006, 07:38 PM
^^^^^^
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j219/scifiside/fifth_element2.jpg
SOMEONE is unoriginal.
^^^ exactly what I was thinking. Cute for a theme outfit (esp. considering my bright hair), though. Where's it from?
hardkandee
10-14-2006, 09:13 PM
Flirty Lingerie for both.
BrunetteGoddess
10-14-2006, 09:13 PM
If I could get my boobs to stay put in that, it'd be cute ;D
starbeat
10-14-2006, 11:57 PM
Okay, these are just silly. Really, they look like something I'd have drawn for my Barbies to wear in the 80's.
PaigeDWinter
10-15-2006, 12:12 AM
Now, this just seems different.
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flirtylingerie_1916_398864052
I want it!
BrunetteGoddess
10-15-2006, 10:31 AM
Right on Paige! ;D
Gypsy14
10-15-2006, 11:05 AM
Now, this just seems different.
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flirtylingerie_1916_398864052
That's so weird! I was at this crazy dress-up kinky event thing last night, and there was this absolutely ADORABLE woman wearing a really similar outfit. If I had seen that thing on here before, I would have thought, "wtf?", but this woman REALLY worked it, and looked gorgeous in it. It flattered her in all the right ways. Just goes to show you...
i.breathe.in
10-15-2006, 11:51 AM
that looks like the same outfit leeloo wore in the fith element only white...
Bubble
10-15-2006, 02:10 PM
If you like the Leeloo Dress. Try this: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FURYGIRL-EXOTIC-DANCEWEAR-FETISH-LINGERIE-RED-ROMPER_W0QQitemZ230001377053
Not quite sure how it would look on for real though!
BrunetteGoddess
10-15-2006, 02:11 PM
Not bad either
AJM1987
10-15-2006, 05:46 PM
I am almost ashamed that I rock some of these. I think Paige wins for finding the ugliest outfits tho. Ick.
Minette
10-16-2006, 01:21 AM
I wonder when hunting season for muppets opens.
BrunetteGoddess
10-16-2006, 01:50 AM
LOL! Weird...
exotisch23
10-16-2006, 04:35 AM
If you like the Leeloo Dress. Try this:
Not quite sure how it would look on for real though!
I've seen at girl wear that exact outfit in black & it looked damn good on her!
xoxoGracexoxo
10-16-2006, 11:03 AM
I'd wear some of these. The red martian stripper outfit especially. I also like the frilly purple easter dress...slutty secretary!
I wear some weird stuff at work, and you'd be surprised how well it works. On Saturday I wore black fishnet pantyhose over a red thong, with red shoes. White bra, skinny black necktie, and little black skirt over the top. I looked like a weirdo, but I had guys begging to touch my legs all night long. It went over well with young guys too, which is usually not a demographic that is susceptible to my charms. On a weeknight, if I was trying to attract older guys, I'd probably tone it down.
KittenCaboodle
10-16-2006, 09:51 PM
Scary, so very scary!
Nakedtruth
10-17-2006, 02:14 AM
I want that 5th Element outfit for my bedroom!!!!
So naughty!!
PleasureVictim
10-17-2006, 06:15 AM
I have the thong version to the LeeLoo outfit. I haven't worn it yet though.. I'm not sure how I feel about the neck part. I thought it looked cute on the model!
Prisoner201181
10-18-2006, 11:04 PM
This thread was too funny to ignore! :D
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/2983249.JPG
I think the head-to-toe sequins and hate speaks for itself.
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/07X7404.JPG
I think this is a crime in at least 48 states.
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flirtylingerie_1916_610241446
What is the point of the see-through coat, it simply looks like she was unable to find a boa that fit!
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flirtylingerie_1918_299245532
Last time I checked tapered legs went out in the 80's and covering a key main selling point (the face) was not generally a good idea.
MelbourneLexi
10-18-2006, 11:08 PM
I'm really loving those pom poms!
PaigeDWinter
10-18-2006, 11:18 PM
This thread was too funny to ignore! :D
[img]http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/2983249.JPG
EEWWWWWWWWW! And WTF is she wearing under it anyways?
Prisoner201181
10-18-2006, 11:29 PM
^That brings up a good point, certainly those pink fishnest are clashing with the red in the choker and the mod-ish looking dress seems to go with none of the above!
lola025
10-21-2006, 08:55 AM
Umm I think umm... I dunno... 80's style bikinis are ugly?
yes. hideous and tacky
exotisch23
10-22-2006, 05:05 AM
I usually like sexxy brazil's outfits but these are hideous...
Gypsy14
10-22-2006, 08:54 PM
Hahaha I was out shopping for Halloween costumes today and I swear, I saw that awful pimp shiny pom pom jacket thing at every.single.store. Sure brightened my day though, thinking about this thread...
scarlett_vancouver
10-26-2006, 10:41 PM
http://stores.hartsleatherandlace.com/catalog/ss103afa.jpg
Well, I saw it and thought of this thread
ViolaStrings
10-26-2006, 10:56 PM
http://stores.hartsleatherandlace.com/catalog/ss103afa.jpg
Well, I saw it and thought of this thread
See, that is fucking funny and not a Halloween costume. It's a serious outfit. Someone, somewhere, some place in time wore this and thought it was sexy.
Nakedtruth
10-26-2006, 11:35 PM
I usually like sexxy brazil's outfits but these are hideous...
Hahaha what's with the cut out booty shorts? Anyone here remember the old oooold movie, "So Fine"? About the jeans with the cut-out, plastic butt cheeks? lol
mermaidnz
10-26-2006, 11:48 PM
embarassingly, at myold club we used to play 'dress up mondays' where when it was quiet on a monday night, we woud amuse ourselves by finging the rankest 80s crap we could, and layer all these nasty colours, fabrics and manky ratty coloured wigs.
then wed go on stage.
yes it was immature, but the customers were usually just the regularsa dn didnt care either ways, and we were in hysterics!! :) awesome fun.
Fancey
10-27-2006, 12:35 AM
Anything with a frilled pant cuff drives me batshit insane. Its so 1997. Guh. And the bell sleeves drive me nuts too. Take that shit back to whatever tropical location from whence they came!
http://www.sexylooks.com/images/Hey-Baby-2006/6-217-218-bk.jpg
http://www.odgirl.com/media/images/product_detail/8215-M.jpg
And this is just fugly lookin...
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/202349LC.JPG
Ewwwww all of them but i kinda like the pink lace one.. haha
fancygirl
10-27-2006, 12:42 AM
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/wickedtemptations_1919_12236239
he has no wang
that kind of turns me on. must be that his schwang is long and thick enough to tuck back like that. :O
Fancey
10-27-2006, 12:43 AM
<a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/anniekelsey/sirenssecrets_1917_38165628.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>
Fancey
10-27-2006, 12:45 AM
I hope this works ..
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/anniekelsey/sirenssecrets_1917_38165628.jpg
Fancey
10-27-2006, 12:53 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/anniekelsey/sirenssecrets_1920_23936835.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/anniekelsey/sirenssecrets_1920_35477190.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/anniekelsey/sirenssecrets_1920_35100138.jpg
Gypsy14
10-27-2006, 01:10 AM
Hahaha I love the middle one! But I wouldn't wear it to work... I'd wear it clubbing!
MelbourneLexi
10-27-2006, 01:17 AM
OH NO WAY... that first one is the bomb
Cally
10-27-2006, 01:25 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/anniekelsey/sirenssecrets_1920_23936835.jpg
Am I a bad person because I own something simular to this and I wear it on stage for those days I feel like doing fuck all on stage? LoL
Riley21
10-27-2006, 01:41 AM
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/dg-3991-thumb.jpg
haha, I kind of like that one! :-[
Riley21
10-27-2006, 01:48 AM
It's just me, but I hate anything vinyl
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/32105Y.JPG
Zabrina
10-27-2006, 01:50 AM
^eww yeah vinyl! Gross! You know a fresh yeast infection is just-a brewin' under that air-tight thong!
Cally
10-27-2006, 01:53 AM
That thong screams 80's to me..
Sitri
10-27-2006, 01:54 AM
^eww yeah vinyl! Gross! You know a fresh yeast infection is just-a brewin' under that air-tight thong!
Well for us men that is a fantasy come true. Not only a great body, but the capability of making a great beer or a loaf of bread!8)
scarlett_vancouver
10-27-2006, 03:29 AM
Am I a bad person because I own something simular to this and I wear it on stage for those days I feel like doing fuck all on stage? LoL
HEY! That's the one I sold you! lol
cameronfl
10-27-2006, 08:32 AM
Am I a bad person because I own something simular to this and I wear it on stage for those days I feel like doing fuck all on stage? LoL
I LOVE this one...so I guess I'm bad too! I would totally wear it except it doesnt look easy to get on and off
missalovelady
10-27-2006, 10:06 AM
I like a few of the things posted.The leopard outfit and the chaps skirt set.I also like bell sleeves and bell bottom pants sets.I guess I am an odd ball.
jasmine
10-27-2006, 10:55 AM
Most of those are hideous! Except the first black vinyl outfit, it might be cute if they got rid of the fur and feathers. Although I have seen girls who bank in some of that stuff, always amazes me.
Here goes! This is me in an 80's night goof outfit. It took most of a bottle of vodka and 3 friends to make me look this fugly, so don't be to mean!
hyzenthflay
10-27-2006, 02:40 PM
Maybe some of those look strange to us but guys go nuts over them. I have eclectic taste and I liked alot of them!