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It's just me, but I hate anything vinyl
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/32105Y.JPG
I just hate this because she has zero body fat.
the thong is very ...very early 90's
ViolaStrings
10-27-2006, 07:19 PM
I just hate this because she has zero body fat.
the thong is very ...very early 90's
Holy christ on crutches, that outfit is HIDEOUS. I think it's so funny because it's on a model and posed and it's STILL ugly. Could you imagine how nasty it is on the average woman in person?
Just rub some baby oil on that girl and she would look like a living hot dog.
Cally
10-27-2006, 11:36 PM
HEY! That's the one I sold you! lol
LoL I know and I love it so damn much I wear it all the damn time lol
scarlett_vancouver
10-27-2006, 11:44 PM
Ya, I liked it too...in fact, I'm doing an exact replica in red right now :D
Cally
10-27-2006, 11:45 PM
LoL copy cat!!! Ahaha j/k.. I want one in blue..
nychaos99
10-30-2006, 01:50 PM
ALL of those outfits are terrible-
but hey, to each their own....
Vyanka
10-30-2006, 01:58 PM
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/wickedtemptations_1919_12236239
he has no wang
WHOA. But i'm a perv so i dunno.
As for the females, I like that last school girl bikini.
BalletBaby
04-10-2007, 09:03 PM
:bump:
I'm not digging the flowers...
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/product.asp?dept%5Fid=6040&itemnumber=352285M
I'm not digging the feathers either...
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/product.asp?dept%5Fid=6040&itemnumber=48L0738SQ
One of the worst outfits I've seen at the club was a super short mini skirt worn with *gasp* a bra. Like seriously, buy some clothes already.
PrettyCurlieQ
04-10-2007, 09:05 PM
I can't see any from the OP :(
Lola Rose
04-10-2007, 10:37 PM
:bump:
One of the worst outfits I've seen at the club was a super short mini skirt worn with *gasp* a bra. Like seriously, buy some clothes already.
I'm gonna take a pic, but I wear stuff like that all the time!
And I bet I can change your mind ;)
Pretty_Penny
04-10-2007, 10:49 PM
This thread was too funny to ignore! :D
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/2983249.JPG
I think the head-to-toe sequins and hate speaks for itself.
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/07X7404.JPG
I think this is a crime in at least 48 states.
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flirtylingerie_1916_610241446
What is the point of the see-through coat, it simply looks like she was unable to find a boa that fit!
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flirtylingerie_1918_299245532
Last time I checked tapered legs went out in the 80's and covering a key main selling point (the face) was not generally a good idea.
i would TOTALY wear that pimp outfit.
BalletBaby
04-10-2007, 11:08 PM
I'm gonna take a pic, but I wear stuff like that all the time!
And I bet I can change your mind ;)
Lola, you could wear a trash bag and still be hot!:hot:
Christany
04-11-2007, 11:28 AM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/07X7404.JPG
I think this is a crime in at least 48 states.
Holy Macarena.....wtf
lol @ "wear the clothes do the talking":rotfl:
DylanAngel
04-11-2007, 12:37 PM
Holy Macarena.....wtf
I read your quote and spit out my Diet Mt. Dew!!!!
Darcy Foxx
04-11-2007, 12:39 PM
i would TOTALY wear that pimp outfit.
me too. haha i've actually considered buying it and having some silver sequin underpieces made and doing a pimp themed set. would be funny.
tinkerbell-blue
04-11-2007, 01:01 PM
this is the BEST thread ever!!!!!!!!!
Phil-W
04-11-2007, 01:03 PM
Ah, but you ladies are forgetting Kirchoff's law of male taste:
"Male taste is inversely proportional to the amount of alcohol drunk"
Thus, after 10 beers the average male has one-tenth of the taste he had at the start of the evening.
I have tested the theory by drinking a significant amount of vodka and after mature and drunken consideration I can say:
ALL THE ABOVE OUTFITS ARE DAMNED HOT!!!!!!
Phil :-[
Christany
04-11-2007, 01:11 PM
I read your quote and spit out my Diet Mt. Dew!!!!
\:D If I were going to rock this outfit, I'd probably have to close with that song, only after opening with Harry Belafonte.
DylanAngel
04-11-2007, 02:06 PM
\:D If I were going to rock this outfit, I'd probably have to close with that song, only after opening with Harry Belafonte.
ROFL...but I'm onto you. I didn't have my drink ANYWHERE near my mouth when I opened this thread!
DAY-O!!!
PrettyCurlieQ
04-11-2007, 03:03 PM
this is the BEST thread ever!!!!!!!!!
This is certainly an entertaining way to forget about my pathetic woe-is-me bullshit!! ;D
Roulette
04-11-2007, 03:46 PM
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-143.jpg
CHA CHA CHA!!
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-223.jpg
^^^ donchya wanna wanna Fanta?!
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-286.jpg
There's a special place in hell for this... the material doesnt match up and the slits one in front and one in back?! I can't get down with that and the print by itself - I cant take it.
Oh yeah and this one... I just think it's too ugly for words... this style has always bothered me
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/JV-9452.jpg
please tell me none of you ladies has ever considered wearing these...
Lysondra
04-11-2007, 03:50 PM
I'm going to hell.. I like that last one... :(
Roulette
04-11-2007, 03:55 PM
I'm going to hell.. I like that last one... :(
the last one is my most fav of all of them... and it would probably be cute in like black or something but in that nasty doctors office wall shade of blah it just makes me angry. And they say red makes people angry, HA!! how wrong they are!
PrettyCurlieQ
04-11-2007, 03:56 PM
...http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-223.jpg...
Does this remind anyone else of outfits that Fran Drescher (sp.?) wore on the Nanny??
PrettyCurlieQ
04-11-2007, 03:57 PM
...http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/07X7404.JPG...
I hope this poor girl doesn't keep this picture in her modeling portfolio...
Roulette
04-11-2007, 03:59 PM
Does this remind anyone else of outfits that Fran Drescher (sp.?) wore on the Nanny??
hahaha yes, totally!! hahahahha:D
Lysondra
04-11-2007, 04:05 PM
I like it in that shade... it reminds me of Selphie:
http://www.freebento.com/store/files/t_757.jpg
blondi553
04-11-2007, 06:04 PM
i liked that tan overall strapped thing.....lol
dollyrocker
04-11-2007, 06:31 PM
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-143.jpg
CHA CHA CHA!!
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-223.jpg
^^^ donchya wanna wanna Fanta?!
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-286.jpg
There's a special place in hell for this... the material doesnt match up and the slits one in front and one in back?! I can't get down with that and the print by itself - I cant take it.
Oh yeah and this one... I just think it's too ugly for words... this style has always bothered me
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/JV-9452.jpg
please tell me none of you ladies has ever considered wearing these...
I literally gasped in horror over the first one. Kinda like the last one though. It looks like ultra suede, haha.
Pretty_Penny
04-11-2007, 06:36 PM
the last one is my most fav of all of them... and it would probably be cute in like black or something but in that nasty doctors office wall shade of blah it just makes me angry. And they say red makes people angry, HA!! how wrong they are!
i really like it too, you guys aren't alone
DylanAngel
04-11-2007, 06:57 PM
i really like it too, you guys aren't alone
I like it too, but I would modify the neckline a little, I think. It kinda flattens you out a little, like overalls tend to do. The back looks fantastic.
scarlett_vancouver
04-11-2007, 07:03 PM
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-143.jpg
*shame*
I tried it on. Would have bought it if the legs had been long enough.
It was such a good price! This guy's mail order bride had gone back to Russia after earning a bunch of money in Canada, so he was selling her shit in exchange for dances.
:D I would have worn it with pride, too! lol.
Roulette
04-11-2007, 08:12 PM
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-143.jpg
*shame*
I tried it on. Would have bought it if the legs had been long enough.
It was such a good price! This guy's mail order bride had gone back to Russia after earning a bunch of money in Canada, so he was selling her shit in exchange for dances.
:D I would have worn it with pride, too! lol.
Would have worn it in a SC or at like a private party as some sort of theme??
Christany
04-11-2007, 09:12 PM
That tan overall dress is way too cute, kinda has that monokini thing going on. We might have to resurrect that one from the ugly closet.
scarlett_vancouver
04-11-2007, 10:16 PM
Would have worn it in a SC or at like a private party as some sort of theme??
I'm a stage dancer, so it's not so bad. I'd never wear it on the floor to lapdance. Good god.
maximvsv
04-11-2007, 11:01 PM
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/JV-9452.jpg
Nix the skirt. Have the lacing go all the way down the sides to the hem. Maybe 1" to 2" longer than the original 'with skirt' length, and I think you might have something pretty cool.
JustJayda
04-11-2007, 11:31 PM
Nix the skirt. Have the lacing go all the way down the sides to the hem. Maybe 1" to 2" longer than the original 'with skirt' length, and I think you might have something pretty cool.
Agreed, it'd be hot like that! I wouln't suggest that particular color for fairer toned ladies though.
Pretty_Penny
04-12-2007, 12:04 AM
^ oh i'd look HORRID in that color. i'd need it in red, green, black, or white
maximvsv
04-12-2007, 12:21 AM
If it was almost exactly the same as skin tone, it might be pretty cool, too. Then again, even an orange paisley could be adapted.
Roulette
04-12-2007, 12:40 AM
If it was almost exactly the same as skin tone, it might be pretty cool, too. Then again, even an orange paisley could be adapted.
noooo paisley is the bane of my existace!!:covereyes but yeah, if it were a dif color it would be 'aight.
maximvsv
04-13-2007, 09:39 PM
noooo paisley is the bane of my existace!!:covereyes but yeah, if it were a dif color it would be 'aight.
Interesting that you should call it the bane of your existence. I have a 'word of the day' I post on MySpace, and Friday's was "bane".
Roulette
04-13-2007, 10:34 PM
^^^ crazy!! my fav word is boondoggle and also conflagration... two great words!!
maximvsv
04-14-2007, 02:40 AM
^^^ crazy!! my fav word is boondoggle and also conflagration... two great words!!
Well, I shall endeavor to include them at some point.
ChristyWild
04-14-2007, 10:33 AM
Here's some I found at flirt.com....gah.
anything with feathers needed to be burned!
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/352172F.JPG
or goddamn polka dots for that reason...or at least in my opinion.
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/48S0506PL.JPG
and here's a version of the lilu dress- does come in white too
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/05D06722.JPG
Will post more later...should be good enough fodder for a while. ;)
ChristyWild
04-14-2007, 10:33 AM
A couple more for ya...post would only lemme post 3 pics:
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/85Q144.JPG
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/48L0628L.JPG
cameron_keys
04-14-2007, 10:39 AM
Here's some I found at flirt.com....gah.
anything with feathers needed to be burned!
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/352172F.JPG
Awww...I actually like that one....it's fun and funky....
sxybrat07
04-14-2007, 10:39 AM
Aw, I like the blue feathery one AND the pink chaps..in fact, I almost bought the pink chaps :(
cinammonkisses
04-14-2007, 10:47 AM
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-143.jpg
CHA CHA CHA!!
please tell me none of you ladies has ever considered wearing these...
Girl, I've seriously been wanting this outfit for at least a year! I think it would look fucking awesome on me. One of those things that is ugly as fuck, but it gets you alot of attention. I still want it
SexyGemini
04-14-2007, 08:14 PM
I like this one too...
Lysondra
04-14-2007, 10:00 PM
Well, I shall endeavor to include them at some point.
Mine is verisimilitude.