View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
Embyr
04-15-2007, 07:12 AM
the day that i sell dances in chain mail... or wear it as a stage outfit... *clink clink clink clink* against the pole....
http://www.surprisehim.net/sunshop/index.php?action=item&id=2722&prevaction=category&previd=13&prevstart=0
http://www.surprisehim.net/sunshop/index.php?action=item&id=2526&prevaction=category&previd=39&prevstart=0
and that's another leeloo
cinammonkisses
04-15-2007, 07:28 AM
http://www.surprisehim.net/sunshop/index.php?action=item&id=2526&prevaction=category&previd=39&prevstart=0
and that's another leeloo
I actually think this is kinda hot. :)
DylanAngel
04-15-2007, 08:11 AM
the day that i sell dances in chain mail... or wear it as a stage outfit... *clink clink clink clink* against the pole....
and that's another leeloo
That LeeLoo one is hot! Think I'm gonna order that for the bedroom!
Naomi12
04-15-2007, 08:23 AM
i would TOTALY wear that pimp outfit.
OMG if someone came onstage with that crap on I probably couldn't control myself from laughing hysterically:O
Minette
04-15-2007, 10:53 AM
I'm not sure which is worse - the outfit or the airbrushing.
cameron_keys
04-15-2007, 10:59 AM
I'm not sure which is worse - the outfit or the airbrushing.
OMG...she has no nipples!!! Somebody pay the poor girl so she can buy some nipples....
cameron_keys
04-15-2007, 11:05 AM
Ummm.....silver camoflauge?? Where exactly is she going to blend in???
BalletBaby
04-15-2007, 01:56 PM
Ummm.....silver camoflauge?? Where exactly is she going to blend in???
Maybe with a disco ball? J/K I'm so not a fan of the camoflauge.
DylanAngel
04-15-2007, 02:15 PM
I'm not sure which is worse - the outfit or the airbrushing.
Okay, this one wins worst costume hands down. Looks like the bottom is waiting for a penis to stick out of it. Eww.
ViolaStrings
04-15-2007, 02:36 PM
I'm not sure which is worse - the outfit or the airbrushing.
Minette FTW!
That's a hideous piece of shit.
Ummm.....silver camoflauge?? Where exactly is she going to blend in???
Obviously she's trying to blend into the lighting of the club. She's sorta like a ninja stripper
kylie3183
04-15-2007, 06:30 PM
The best part of this outfit is that there are a couple of newer girls at the club that would LOVE it......... but atleast it would get rid of the strappies for a night....
kylie3183
04-15-2007, 06:32 PM
And I only have one word for the chainmail.....
GENCON
reese_x_c
04-16-2007, 04:41 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/reesexc/70677_1.jpg
I don't even know how to describe this thing...lol
Lysondra
04-16-2007, 05:13 PM
^ Does that woman have legs?
I can., it looks like someone that should be riding a unicorn!
Katrine
04-16-2007, 06:01 PM
Ummm.....silver camoflauge?? Where exactly is she going to blend in???
Oooh, I don't like the style, but the silver camo would look hot in a booty shorts ensemble with some knee high boots. Don't knock it, they guys would dig it, perhaps near a military base?
Kandykisses
04-17-2007, 03:37 AM
Wow ladies, it's amazing to think of putting those on (some fuglier than others) but taking them off looks like a difficult task!
Is it just me or does the redhead in the leopard print with the front split on the right leg and back split on the back leg look like the girl on the wrestling show WWE that one the amateur wrestling thing and then did Playboy? I was dating a guy that liked wrestling at the time and I swear that's her... I think her name might have been Chrissy
Anywho, as a custie when a hot girl comes by wearing a hideous outfit, all the more reason to pay up as quickly as possible to get her out of it! So you can look at it as another marketing thing :) "think this outfit is ugly? I know how you can get me to take it off" ;D
KandyKisses
Roulette
04-17-2007, 06:04 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/reesexc/70677_1.jpg
I don't even know how to describe this thing...lol
Uhm... this looks like something that belongs on a low budget ice show. Like My Little Pony ON ICE! Come one, come all!!
PleasureVictim
04-18-2007, 06:03 AM
Oooh, I don't like the style, but the silver camo would look hot in a booty shorts ensemble with some knee high boots. Don't knock it, they guys would dig it, perhaps near a military base?
I think that would be cute also. I'm not sure how many military guys will like it though. I know my SO and a couple of my friends hate anything to do with camo because they wear it everyday. But I'm sure some guys will dig it. Especially if worn by a sexy body.:)
maximvsv
04-18-2007, 11:50 AM
Is it just me or does the redhead in the leopard print with the front split on the right leg and back split on the back leg look like the girl on the wrestling show WWE that one the amateur wrestling thing and then did Playboy? I was dating a guy that liked wrestling at the time and I swear that's her... I think her name might have been Chrissy
KandyKisses
Christy Hemme
Lysondra
04-18-2007, 03:47 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/05BT06702.JPG
I'm sure the Japanese would just loooove this blatant insult to their heritage.
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/715197.JPG
Oh come on, I totally win now....
Lola Rose
04-18-2007, 03:50 PM
omg. and cops should be morally offended by stripper outfits too. ::)
Lysondra
04-18-2007, 03:51 PM
omg. and cops should be morally offended by stripper outfits too. ::)
Sarcasm is so cool.
Lola Rose
04-18-2007, 04:16 PM
Sarcasm is so cool.
yes. yes it is.8) ::) :P
PrettyCurlieQ
04-18-2007, 04:16 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/715197.JPG
Oh come on, I totally win now....
I don't get it .. this looks like animation on her breasts... it doesn't even look like legitimate fabric... :O
cinammonkisses
04-18-2007, 05:31 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/715197.JPG
Oh come on, I totally win now....
See, I personally think this would look super hot on my big boobs! :D
scarlett_vancouver
04-18-2007, 05:42 PM
It's all context...a lot of this stuff (like the my little pony-ice skater outfit) would be so normal and acceptable on a feature/stage dancer (at least up here)...but maybe ridiculous on the floor.
And yeah, I've tried on the silver army one too! haha.
BalletBaby
04-18-2007, 07:00 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/715197.JPG
Oh come on, I totally win now....
Well the top is kinda hypnotizing...maybe you're supposed to hypnotize people so you can get more money out of them.:D
PrettyCurlieQ
04-18-2007, 07:11 PM
Well the top is kinda hypnotizing...maybe you're supposed to hypnotize people so you can get more money out of them.:D
:rotfl: that would be awesome ... THAT is what Super Stripper would wear.
Lola Rose
04-18-2007, 07:43 PM
I'd totally wear that top, minus the kisses!
PrettyCurlieQ
04-18-2007, 07:54 PM
Are you Super Stripper by night? The naked superhero (w/ hypnotizing boobies!).
Or, perhaps not a super hero, but a super-villianess. I don't know what a hero would want with hypnotizing boobies..lol
BalletBaby
04-18-2007, 08:35 PM
Are you Super Stripper by night? The naked superhero (w/ hypnotizing boobies!).
Or, perhaps not a super hero, but a super-villianess. I don't know what a hero would want with hypnotizing boobies..lol
She would hypnotize all the criminals and put them in jail! I definately couldn't wear that top; my boobies would not fill it out!:D
DylanAngel
04-18-2007, 08:39 PM
Well the top is kinda hypnotizing...maybe you're supposed to hypnotize people so you can get more money out of them.:D
"you're getting sleepy...sleepy...sleepy"!
"you're asleep"
"ok, when I count to three you will give me all your money and credit cards and return with your paycheck every week!"
1-2-3!!!
You're RICH!!!!!!!!
gingerlee
04-18-2007, 09:04 PM
I've seen a girl wear a version of the hynotizing/super stripper/whateva the heck that thing is. She had no boobs, and it looked stupid, because it was flat against her chest. I wanted to pluck it and play with it, but I didn't.
PrettyCurlieQ
04-18-2007, 09:18 PM
...I wanted to pluck it and play with it, but I didn't.
I've got the most hilarous picture in my head right now...
:rotfl:
ViolaStrings
04-19-2007, 12:06 AM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/715197.JPG
Oh come on, I totally win now....
Funny story. The girl modelling this is named Claudia. She used to be the girlfriend of the man who owns Flirt, his name is Ron. He's a total troll. He tried to break up with her once, and she smashed in all the windows of his truck and slashed the tires. She's a psycho!
BalletBaby
04-19-2007, 12:16 AM
A troll and a psycho huh? I wonder what it would be like if they had kids:O
Roulette
04-19-2007, 05:36 AM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/05BT06702.JPG
I'm sure the Japanese would just loooove this blatant insult to their heritage.
So like.... I really like this. I don't see it as a degradation of a culture, I see it as an adaptation of something beautiful into something that can be worked in the SC industry.... I mean really I think it's one of the most fitting things a stripper could wear... Geisha are entertainers. They are supposed to be feminine and likable... Are we not version of these things.. haha I need sleep I'm mostly talking out of my ass right now.
I've seen a girl wear a version of the hynotizing/super stripper/whateva the heck that thing is. She had no boobs, and it looked stupid, because it was flat against her chest. I wanted to pluck it and play with it, but I didn't.
I just got the funniest image in my mind.
He tried to break up with her once, and she smashed in all the windows of his truck and slashed the tires. She's a psycho!
Wow... I thinks someone has a touch of the crazies...
Katrine
04-19-2007, 10:12 AM
I like the kimono as well, although I would rather pair it with a short skirt than booty shorts. And the top would be better if the bodice was made of a stretchy fabric to give the boobs more support...
Roulette
04-19-2007, 12:53 PM
^^^ I agree, I'd like a skirt rather than shorts as well.
Nakedtruth
04-19-2007, 11:02 PM
I like the top, but with booty shorts?? What the hell?! A cute little skirt would be much better.
redhothoney
04-20-2007, 02:02 AM
Remember those black tube tops that they used to sell in the purse, belt, accessories section at walmart? this girl used fabric paint to write gold digger on her tube top and wore big chunky fake gold jewelry lol.
TigersMilk
04-20-2007, 07:13 PM
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3576/l3f7d08eaa297bced77913csx2.jpg
^^wearing shredded poo covered garbage bag/ ho of the jungle
and this...
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/3775/lc37f5a41e3d5a1a6ec1069yw8.jpg
Why cant something that ugly just come in one ugly color not two?
gingerlee
04-20-2007, 07:26 PM
^^That DOES look like a shredded garbage bag! If I knew I could wear those at work, life would have been so much easier these past few years.
Sophia_Starina
04-20-2007, 08:46 PM
I dont know how to post pictures!!! I suck!
However...
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=SB-PT29&Category_Code=_ED
Lysondra
04-20-2007, 10:49 PM
^ I shouldn't like that...
But it would SO rock one of my themed shows.
Zabrina
04-21-2007, 03:50 AM
I dont know how to post pictures!!! I suck!
However...
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=SB-PT29&Category_Code=_ED
Minus the yucky feather gloves and this outfit kinda rocks. Guys love the assless chaps!! I bet it would be a moneymaker.
mina loy
04-21-2007, 04:11 AM
.... I mean really I think it's one of the most fitting things a stripper could wear... Geisha are entertainers. They are supposed to be feminine and likable... Are we not version of these things..
i've always thought of myself as a type of western geisha. when i tell my reluctant mom about what i do i compare it to what a geisha does. she doesn't approve but accepts it and supports me.
Sophia_Starina
04-21-2007, 07:47 AM
I dunno that particular outfit falls under the category of Too-much-going-on-at-once IMO. Assless chaps can be great but when coupled with a pseudo-goth top, side lacing, opaque upper-part of the pants, see through flowy open lower part of the pants and -gag- feather topped gloves that make it look like the poor girl has crazy hairy arms or is turning into a werewolf (i guess a wear-wolf in this case, hahaha).... this outfit gets a thumbs down. Not my cup of tea....