View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
Lola Rose
04-21-2007, 10:32 AM
"you're getting sleepy...sleepy...sleepy"!
"you're asleep"
"ok, when I count to three you will give me all your money and credit cards and return with your paycheck every week!"
1-2-3!!!
You're RICH!!!!!!!!
Hell ya. And I'd make sure they'd hit up the atm. That's 600$ from every guy I talk to. And I'm sure I could hypnotize 20 guys a night. So.... it's a damn good top!
Lola Rose
04-21-2007, 10:35 AM
btw... where can I got the hypno-top? just for research's sake! ;)
britt244
04-21-2007, 12:02 PM
i wish i could find a picture of this outfit a girl at my club wears.. it would fit some body types, but on her it looks awful, not to mention the outfit is bordering on hideous anyway. it's white and sparkly with a bikini top with a skirt that has a strip of fabric going up to her neck.. i dunno how to describe it, so im gonna keep looking!
PrettyCurlieQ
04-21-2007, 05:55 PM
btw... where can I got the hypno-top? just for research's sake! ;)
RESEARCH?! Are you researching the effects of hypnotizing boobies on men with fat wallets??
let me know how that goes..haha
Lysondra
04-22-2007, 03:44 AM
btw... where can I got the hypno-top? just for research's sake! ;)
I got it off the flirt website under 'two piece ____' I think.
Lola Rose
04-22-2007, 09:32 PM
aww, thanks LM! I'll let you all know ;)
AvaAdore
05-06-2007, 10:10 PM
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6374/badstripperku7.jpg
Is it just me or would this look like a FOREST of pubic hair?
ViolaStrings
05-06-2007, 10:46 PM
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6374/badstripperku7.jpg
Is it just me or would this look like a FOREST of pubic hair?
UGH I have NEVER understood marabou to begin with. No matter what color it is, it looks like pubes. Pink marabou? Muppet pubes.
PaigeDWinter
05-08-2007, 12:09 PM
Ok this one isn't so much scary as the picture is a WTF moment. Have we done this one?
http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/wickedtemptations/m1-521aa1.jpg
OH MY GODS HER VAGINA IS A HAND!!!!
DylanAngel
05-08-2007, 12:16 PM
Ok this one isn't so much scary as the picture is a WTF moment. Have we done this one?
http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/wickedtemptations/m1-521aa1.jpg
OH MY GODS HER VAGINA IS A HAND!!!!
So that's what happened to Jimmy Hoffa!!!
Cyndi08
05-08-2007, 12:17 PM
Looks like the Addam's family is missing a member!
Roulette
05-08-2007, 12:19 PM
Whooooa!! I had to do a double take on that one!!! that is a little creepy, I like the face she's making tho, I think it's funny considering there are three hands in that shot!!
cameron_keys
05-08-2007, 12:25 PM
What the hell people? Shes obviously deformed and has her fetal twin growing out of her vagine. Lets not laugh....lets cheer that shes been able to succeed with such a obvious mutation.....<<sniffle>>>
PaigeDWinter
05-08-2007, 12:27 PM
I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap.
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/715197.JPG
"Stare deep into my boobies... you want to go to the Champage Room and talk politely for hours... yes, you do."
Roulette
05-08-2007, 01:27 PM
I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
great big Paige love going on right here!!!!
A.n.a.l.a.
05-08-2007, 04:05 PM
i think the mini haori jacket is cute. as for skirt vs shorts, i could go either way. it looks really cute and sexy yet comfy to wear
fyi- the haori jacket is what the short kimono looking thing is called :) a kimono is made of silk usually. but it can be wool or polyblend now as well. an ikata is made from cotton usually and is a cooler weather thing. shorter sleeves were for married women; longer sleeves for unmarried girls. i have one of each :) and my mom has kimono fabrics... sorry 'bout that brief japanese fabrics lesson lol
cinammonkisses
05-08-2007, 05:52 PM
Ok this one isn't so much scary as the picture is a WTF moment. Have we done this one?
http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/wickedtemptations/m1-521aa1.jpg
OH MY GODS HER VAGINA IS A HAND!!!!
I have this same piece in gold, minus the "hand" :D
Lysondra
05-08-2007, 06:09 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/754015.JPG
FOR THE WIN!
cameron_keys
05-08-2007, 06:55 PM
^^^ LOLOLOL!!! I really want that dress!! At least I would amuse myself!!
danijamesxxx
05-09-2007, 02:17 AM
I don't know what to think of these outfits....
This one looks like a lady-condom
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=431&id=7980#
This one is just plain wrong.... like a risque 50's bathing suit maybe
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=431&id=7962
And yoiks..... Jane Fonda's 80's style
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=434&id=8752
This is too much fun.....
Gah eww
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=434&id=6794
And can you say, unflattering? Hah
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=681&id=6739
Ok this one isn't so much scary as the picture is a WTF moment. Have we done this one?
http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/wickedtemptations/m1-521aa1.jpg
OH MY GODS HER VAGINA IS A HAND!!!!
WHOSE HAND IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ON HER TWAT!!!???? Who the hell decided to use "the hand" as a cover- up!!!???? That's Good Stuff....:P
maximvsv
05-09-2007, 08:20 AM
I don't know what the catalog people were thinking, but someone had to have told the publisher and photo editor to remove the person standing behind her. You can still see some of the silhouette in the shape of the shadows and coloring in the plants.
I'm still not entirely sure of the other lady's pose, but it had to have been pretty awkward.
Can you imagine being the staff hand model for these people?
Roulette
05-09-2007, 10:18 AM
I don't know what to think of these outfits....
This one looks like a lady-condom
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=431&id=7980#
This one is just plain wrong.... like a risque 50's bathing suit maybe
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=431&id=7962
And yoiks..... Jane Fonda's 80's style
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=434&id=8752
This is too much fun.....
Gah eww
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=434&id=6794
And can you say, unflattering? Hah
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=681&id=6739
HOLY SHIT!!!! these are amaaaaazing.... wow!!!
danijamesxxx
05-09-2007, 12:53 PM
There's a lot of quite vile and amusing outfits on that website, haha
Roulette
05-09-2007, 12:55 PM
There's a lot of quite vile and amusing outfits on that website, haha
I think you mean damn sexy.... haha ok, maybe not!! This thread is great!
Lysondra
05-09-2007, 04:21 PM
I don't know what the catalog people were thinking, but someone had to have told the publisher and photo editor to remove the person standing behind her. You can still see some of the silhouette in the shape of the shadows and coloring in the plants.
I'm still not entirely sure of the other lady's pose, but it had to have been pretty awkward.
Can you imagine being the staff hand model for these people?
It was her own hand from a different photo. If you look closely you can see the copy/pasted square of her hand.
Roulette
05-09-2007, 04:31 PM
It was her own hand from a different photo. If you look closely you can see the copy/pasted square of her hand.
haha yeah I looked at the pic again looking for the shadow and the photoshopped part was all that jumped out at me... and her bunny on her hip.
I'll bet they took one pic of her with her hands covering her nips and then one with the hand covering her snatch... then combined... that's just what it looks like to me
austinatalie
05-09-2007, 04:32 PM
ha i see the little square!
All I can say is, is THAT'S GOOD STUFF!!!:P
BB1984
05-09-2007, 08:04 PM
I don't know what to think of these outfits....
This one looks like a lady-condom
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=431&id=7980#
This one is just plain wrong.... like a risque 50's bathing suit maybe
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=431&id=7962
And yoiks..... Jane Fonda's 80's style
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=434&id=8752
This is too much fun.....
Gah eww
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=434&id=6794
And can you say, unflattering? Hah
http://www.sexycreations.com/new_product.php?catid=681&id=6739
OMG, I have the third one in the pink and purple, is it really that bad:-[ .
Roulette
05-09-2007, 08:06 PM
OMG, I have the third one in the pink and purple, is it really that bad:-[ .
Honestly of all the ones posted that's the only one that made me think "with the right body this could look ok on someone"
BB1984
05-09-2007, 08:12 PM
Ok, thanks I feel a lot better now (sigh of relief).
Picaresque
05-09-2007, 08:40 PM
i wish i could find a picture of this outfit a girl at my club wears.. it would fit some body types, but on her it looks awful, not to mention the outfit is bordering on hideous anyway. it's white and sparkly with a bikini top with a skirt that has a strip of fabric going up to her neck.. i dunno how to describe it, so im gonna keep looking!
someone at my club has that too! Or at least, something that sounds exactly like it. And yeah...it's not the best-looking piece of clothing in the world. :P
BalletBaby
05-09-2007, 09:46 PM
Ok this one isn't so much scary as the picture is a WTF moment. Have we done this one?
http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/wickedtemptations/m1-521aa1.jpg
OH MY GODS HER VAGINA IS A HAND!!!!
Lol. As if that outfit isn't hideous enough they had to stick another hand in there?!:O
I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap. I will not make a joke about the clap.
Oh, but you know you want to!:P
BalletBaby
05-09-2007, 09:48 PM
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6374/badstripperku7.jpg
Is it just me or would this look like a FOREST of pubic hair?
Lol. And if the lighting was just right customers wouldn't see the sheer part, only the forest.
UGH I have NEVER understood marabou to begin with. No matter what color it is, it looks like pubes. Pink marabou? Muppet pubes.
Lol at muppet pubes!
danijamesxxx
05-09-2007, 11:10 PM
OMG, I have the third one in the pink and purple, is it really that bad:-[ .
Hah no, there are some outfits in this thread that I actually like too, it's all just personal taste I guess. The blue and black version of that dress just reminded me of Jane Fonda, maybe throw a little neon yellow in...hah. I think the pink and purple one would make for a great Barbie set!
cinammonkisses
05-13-2007, 07:02 AM
Ok, so this one is an all around hot mess
http://www.wickedtemptations.com/pc-l145j5.html
Ok, so this one is an all around hot mess
Oh, there is *nothing* right about that.
cinammonkisses
05-16-2007, 10:05 AM
^^AND to add insult to injury they freaking want $55 for that garbage!
Pretty_Penny
05-16-2007, 10:48 AM
Ok, so this one is an all around hot mess
http://www.wickedtemptations.com/pc-l145j5.html
uuhhggg it looks like it was designed by a blind meth addict. ..... and 55 bucks??? what the hell could cause it to be 55? it looks like one of those super cheap boxed up outfits (not that all of them are bad).
gah. the thong part looks like a male speedo.
UtahMike
05-16-2007, 10:14 PM
Lol. As if that outfit isn't hideous enough they had to stick another hand in there?!:O
Yeah, and you ladies complain about the customers being handsy!
kylie3183
05-17-2007, 10:14 AM
heeheehee
TheSexKitten
05-17-2007, 12:14 PM
Blech!
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/48L0606PL.JPG
Put a stop to collar pop!!! (as if it wasn't ugly enough already)
Blech!
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/48L0606PL.JPG
Roulette
05-17-2007, 03:40 PM
Blech!
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/48L0606PL.JPG
I love that you have the option to either pop your collar or not... You can really personalize this ensemble.... and the Elvis stance of the model is pretty sweet too.
RoseLeigh
05-17-2007, 04:09 PM
All I could think was 'She got TP'd!'
Rose Leigh
Kali Doom
05-17-2007, 05:45 PM
Ok, so this one is an all around hot mess
http://www.wickedtemptations.com/pc-l145j5.html
read this as wickedtampons.com. Thank that's a better visual than the actual outfit. Ick.
BalletBaby
05-17-2007, 10:03 PM
http://www.odgirl.com/media/images/product_detail/2508LQ-M.jpg
Dangling fur balls = Ew
http://www.odgirl.com/media/images/product_detail/BZ-5663-M.jpg
Reminds me of the wallpaper we took down in my sister's room.
Lysondra
05-17-2007, 10:20 PM
My GOD could they airbrush that second chick any MORE?