View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
StevieStar7
06-12-2007, 06:54 PM
^^No, but I can dance in real pointe shoes so I'd be willing to give it a shot. I expect I could teeter along, but not much more than that. They're not meant to be walked or danced in really, they're actually meant to hobble you, they're bondage wear like hobble skirts, straight jackets etc.
ok i see what you mean! i'd still like to see someone try and dance in those shoes...just for fun;)
AmberHoney
06-13-2007, 02:18 AM
My GOD some of these outfits look horrible.
I'm not a stripper but I hate that stripper clothes cost so much.
I escort so I wear ' plus size club wear' (that's the button I click on websites).... and I still don't understand how a sheer polyester robe and a bustier/thong = $200.00 but sometimes...it does.
To think that there are people out there not only BUYING these monstrosities, but also PAYING for these beastly looking garments to show up at their front doors and violate the sanctity of their home, just damages me in a very profound manner :'(
jaizaine
06-13-2007, 04:19 AM
12893 now this just makes me angry.
LOl a mixture of boots and chaps in one.
jaizaine
06-13-2007, 04:29 AM
Who is this model? She is always on all the diff stripper clothes websites.
TigersMilk
06-14-2007, 03:34 PM
http://www.3wishes.com/images/glamazon-d.jpg
OMGWTF is that thing^^ That is some straight hooker ally wear right there.
cinammonkisses
06-14-2007, 04:10 PM
^^I kinda like it. It's not my style, but I think it's hot
Dottie Rebel
06-14-2007, 04:52 PM
^^^I think it's just the girl :P She's hot as shit.
exotisch23
06-14-2007, 06:28 PM
Who is this model? She is always on all the diff stripper clothes websites.
Carrie Stroup
tanyadancer1976
06-14-2007, 07:06 PM
http://www.3wishes.com/images/glamazon-d.jpg
OMGWTF is that thing^^ That is some straight hooker ally wear right there.
The chains holding her pants together look like the chain that holds my kid's toy hangy net thing...
cinammonkisses
06-15-2007, 12:36 AM
^^^I think it's just the girl :P She's hot as shit.
Maybe that's it :D
pinkpvc
06-15-2007, 05:54 AM
#356 I think the dreamgirl women make all the outfits look amazing (and tbh theres some real weird ones in this years collection) but i can never see your average stripper carrying them off.I think the black version of that is kinda hot though
here's a few bad ones i came across
http://www.nicky-wear.ch/shop/assets/big/2332H.jpghttp://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/T287CH16bktn.jpghttp://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/SD222Royaltn.jpghttp://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/CS299.jpg
yes i am a sexxy brazil-ist
miss marina
06-15-2007, 10:24 AM
lmao @ that green one!!!^ no she didnt!
Kay Licious
06-15-2007, 05:13 PM
Tha black lace on the green one looks like chest and leg hair!
austinatalie
06-15-2007, 05:23 PM
^it so does!
PaigeDWinter
06-16-2007, 01:32 AM
A lot of the older posts are not showing images anymore so don't shoot me if these have been done but....
Egads. And they have this print in a dress too:
http://www.glitterzlingerie.com/images/hb/hb442.jpg
Someone is channeling Xanadu:
http://www.glitterzlingerie.com/images/hb/4135.jpg
http://www.glitterzlingerie.com/images/hb/yhst-23227120986840_1840_29906830.jpg
Shit looks ugly to me when it doesn't FIT:
http://www.glitterz.com/images/products/sx2.jpg
PaigeDWinter
06-16-2007, 01:42 AM
Lawd no....
http://www.glitterz.com/images/products/HB4-24.jpg
How many levels of wrong is this one?
http://www.glitterz.com/images/products/r2.jpg
I wish there was a bigger pic of this horror story:
http://sheerfashions.com/catalogs/EM07C/8355_t.jpg
I dunno why this lime explosion of wrong is listed as stripper clothing... but it's fugly and SO IS SHE OMFG!
http://www.sexycatlingerie.com/images/products/two-piece/bottoms/7-67_7-68_2_BIG.jpg
Lysondra
06-16-2007, 01:44 AM
What the hell are you googling Paige?
'Costumes grandma wore in The Nanny'?
PaigeDWinter
06-16-2007, 01:48 AM
What the hell are you googling Paige?
'Costumes grandma wore in The Nanny'?
Ahahahahaa! Frighteningly enough, all I have to google is "stripper clothing" and I find this shite.
austinatalie
06-16-2007, 02:40 AM
EW!
[email protected] green suit and the lady in it.
BalletBaby
06-16-2007, 10:28 PM
No Flirtcatalog nooooooo!
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/727162.JPG
Genie meets Plaidmonster???/:O
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/727197.JPG
Those pants almost look painted on.
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/72795.JPG
The runching looks very unflattering.
BalletBaby
06-16-2007, 10:30 PM
I dunno why this lime explosion of wrong is listed as stripper clothing... but it's fugly and SO IS SHE OMFG!
http://www.sexycatlingerie.com/images/products/two-piece/bottoms/7-67_7-68_2_BIG.jpg
Ay carumba!!!!:O
sc0101
06-16-2007, 10:42 PM
http://www.glitterz.com/images/products/r2.jpg
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's super stripper!
IvyLee
06-16-2007, 10:51 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's super stripper!
and its reversible!
Roulette
06-19-2007, 11:43 AM
Oh ladies... I love you all... These are so amazing.
sorry guys but I googled horrible stripper clothing and got this..
http://www.soundportraits.org/images/oldest_male_stripper/oldest_male_stripper-gallery-2.jpg
StevieStar7
06-19-2007, 02:22 PM
Nice...:geezer:
Littlelo
06-19-2007, 02:26 PM
Aaaaargh! Nooooo! I can't stop looking at it, its just so wrong! lol
cinammonkisses
06-20-2007, 04:43 PM
http://i17.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/a3/96/2813_1.JPG
Good grief, the dreaded stripper moo-moo :(
gingerlee
06-20-2007, 05:23 PM
Oh ladies... I love you all... These are so amazing.
sorry guys but I googled horrible stripper clothing and got this..
http://www.soundportraits.org/images/oldest_male_stripper/oldest_male_stripper-gallery-2.jpg
Nooooooooooo! My eyes are burning!
gingerlee
06-20-2007, 05:23 PM
http://i17.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/a3/96/2813_1.JPG
Good grief, the dreaded stripper moo-moo :(
It reminds me of something somebody would wear to a Star Trek convention or something. Ick.
rdwwet
06-20-2007, 05:24 PM
http://www.3wishes.com/images/glamazon-d.jpg
OMGWTF is that thing^^ That is some straight hooker ally wear right there.
I went to check out a club last night and a girl was wearing this!!! definatly stood out but looked a lil trashy compared to the other outfits
TigersMilk
06-20-2007, 05:39 PM
Oh no someone has fallen victim to bad stripper fashion again! A bad outfit has claimed another body. *gasp*
Roulette
06-21-2007, 05:56 AM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HL-CH2-TIT.jpg
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/dg-4408.jpg
and then I cant quite decide how I feel about this one... I think I dont like it, but at the same time I'm drawn to it.... if it were red and black it would be much better!
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/RO-2213LM.jpg
Christian*Doll*
06-21-2007, 04:11 PM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HL-CH2-TIT.jpg
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/dg-4408.jpg
and then I cant quite decide how I feel about this one... I think I dont like it, but at the same time I'm drawn to it.... if it were red and black it would be much better!
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/RO-2213LM.jpg
feel about what??i dont see a pic:(
but, i wanna.....hehe i love this thread:D
Roulette
06-21-2007, 10:14 PM
oh no!!! it's not there... and now it is lost. sigh... sorry.
PaigeDWinter
06-25-2007, 02:41 PM
I saw a girl wearing one of these the other night (thankfully at the competitor's club)....
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/15634.JPG
Not so bad right? Ok so let me elaborate. She had very... soft? Yeah, soft bewbage. Between that and how tight she had the top on, her boobs just bulged out either side of the to pieces. I swear she had that top tied so tight that the actual material was flat... it looked like her boobs became lil butts. AND! And there's more. She was about 5 - 6 months pregnant.
ViolaStrings
06-25-2007, 03:04 PM
I saw a girl wearing one of these the other night (thankfully at the competitor's club)....
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/15634.JPG
Not so bad right? Ok so let me elaborate. She had very... soft? Yeah, soft bewbage. Between that and how tight she had the top on, her boobs just bulged out either side of the to pieces. I swear she had that top tied so tight that the actual material was flat... it looked like her boobs became lil butts. AND! And there's more. She was about 5 - 6 months pregnant.
HAR HAR HAR I LOVE IT. I have one of these, but it's a skull print and I wear it UNDER something else. That and if it weren't for my boobs I wouldn't have any curves, so I THINK I can pull it off, although I don't wear it anymore. I was in a very GWAR phase of my stripping career.
Lysondra
06-25-2007, 04:07 PM
That outfit is seriously the bikini bar's revenge against nude clubs.
cameron_keys
06-25-2007, 05:21 PM
I saw a girl wearing one of these the other night (thankfully at the competitor's club)....
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/15634.JPG
Not so bad right? Ok so let me elaborate. She had very... soft? Yeah, soft bewbage. Between that and how tight she had the top on, her boobs just bulged out either side of the to pieces. I swear she had that top tied so tight that the actual material was flat... it looked like her boobs became lil butts. AND! And there's more. She was about 5 - 6 months pregnant.
not nearly as bad as many others inthis thread...but I've never beena big fan of the snatch patch..it just looks REALLY uncomfortable..like a perpetual cameltoe wedgie..no thanks!
SkkyeBaby
06-25-2007, 06:20 PM
Is it just me or does the redhead in the leopard print with the front split on the right leg and back split on the back leg look like the girl on the wrestling show WWE that one the amateur wrestling thing and then did Playboy? I was dating a guy that liked wrestling at the time and I swear that's her... I think her name might have been Chrissy
KandyKisses
Yep...It IS Christy Hemme.
Another girl from WWE (Candice Michelle) models stripper outfits/lingerie.
Roulette
06-25-2007, 06:34 PM
That outfit is seriously the bikini bar's revenge against nude clubs.
haha true!! i cant really imagine that looking good one almost anyone...
AlexxaHex
06-25-2007, 07:09 PM
My boyfriend really liked the tiny red bikini. And when Viola mentioned GWAR, I think he might have gotten a boner.
cinammonkisses
06-25-2007, 07:23 PM
Alexxa, what is GWAR?
Anyway, this one just is so ugly on so many levels :(
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/48S0510PL.JPG
Lysondra
06-25-2007, 07:35 PM
^^A thrash metal band
...I don't know that. :x
Roulette
06-25-2007, 07:58 PM
And when Viola mentioned GWAR, I think he might have gotten a boner.
you and me both sister, you and me both.
Also Ck, you ever seen Empire Records? they have a little thing in that... :Roulette trots off singing :sing:oh Rexy, you're soooo sexy....:
This is just :yuck: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/143944.JPG
BalletBaby
06-25-2007, 08:24 PM
^^It looks like they ran out of material and just sewed on some random fabric at the end/:O
http://i17.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/a3/96/2813_1.JPG
Good grief, the dreaded stripper moo-moo :(
This is a stripper outfit??? It looks like a spacesuit! :O
http://www.3wishes.com/images/glamazon-d.jpg
OMGWTF is that thing^^ That is some straight hooker ally wear right there.
I actually like the bikini part...but the chain chaps have GOT TO GO! :P
What happened to all of my images??? :(
Aw, well....I deleted the posts. :(
Roulette
06-25-2007, 09:28 PM
:shrug: i dunno, I only see the one... were there more?