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mild2wild
06-30-2008, 09:30 PM
no Vday package for me, but I sent your's out a long time ago
Haven't been in SW in ages due to flying around the place so much and not having net access
Darcy Foxx
06-30-2008, 09:44 PM
i'm working in the agency office today and the phones have been ringing off the hook, but alas, no more shows for me yet. i just want one more so i have a grand in show work this week. i've been getting every toy show that's coming in though ;D
i'm easy over a grand including my office pay and my pay from zoo, but i want a grand in show work haha.
Lysondra
06-30-2008, 10:02 PM
no Vday package for me, but I sent your's out a long time ago
Haven't been in SW in ages due to flying around the place so much and not having net access
Yours was shipped back to it's sender. They kept trying to contact you via elfster but there was no reply. You should've even had PMs.
mild2wild
06-30-2008, 10:20 PM
no pm's and no contact via elfster..
Lysondra
06-30-2008, 11:46 PM
Huh... I wonder if they lied too. I forgot who it was... but they said FedEx tried to knock on your house 3 times and finally sent it back. I think Susan knows who it was.
mild2wild
07-01-2008, 01:18 AM
nope, my house is full of people and my office is all but 3 steps from the front door, and if I am not in my office, there is always someone down stairs doing something! No messages on the door either to call, which I find odd...
Ahh well, we should just right it off as a stroke of bad luck for us both?
Lysondra
07-01-2008, 01:22 AM
I asked Susan and pointed her to this thread. She should be able to shed light :)
mild2wild
07-01-2008, 02:39 AM
cool :)
Well I can swear on my life I didn't get a knock on my door nor any pm's or messages on elfsta...
Susan Wayward
07-01-2008, 07:22 AM
From the shipper:
Unfortunately the package was returned to us and marked as addressee unknown.
From hardkandee after I asked her to get in touch with you:
I had sent her a couple emails to see if she wanted a different name on the package and never heard back.
hardkandee (the organizer) did try to contact you and never heard back and then somehow you disappeared from here for a while. Under the name you were using when participating in the exchange you haven't been on here since February 10, 2008, so even if there were PMs in your inbox you haven't been logged in and couldn't read them. At least log in under that screen name before you say you didn't get any messages.
Darcy Foxx
07-04-2008, 11:02 PM
i'm so stoopid.
last night i had a show in the country and when i picked up my money i forgot that i was supposed to charge an extra $30 for travel.
thankfully while out there, i picked up another toy show in the neighbouring town and added an extra $30 to the regular price haha.
Lysondra
07-05-2008, 12:33 AM
^The people didn't know? :O Wherever I go they always have the exact money plus travel like on the counter.
Darcy Foxx
07-05-2008, 12:36 AM
yeah, they would've had it written down too. but when i asked them for the money i just said "$220 please" and nobody bothered to correct me. assholes haha.
21stcenturyfox
07-12-2008, 07:52 PM
i waitressed at my first boob cruise last night and i found a lot of what the show girls were doing seemed very unhygienic! i mean they were rinsing the vibes, but passing ice from your pussy into the buck's mouth? ew!
Jayde81
07-13-2008, 02:13 AM
^^^ wats wrong with that? most of us showgirls do that with ice and also lollypops. the way i see it as long as there is no mouth to pussy connection theres no problem and the guys love it!
Darcy Foxx
07-13-2008, 02:20 AM
i don't do it, but that's just cos it personally creeps me out.
last night i had to perform at the most awful show, they were so disgusting and rough and it was horrible. when i pulled out my string of beads, i put it in my mouth, and then this gross guy came up to me and was like "come on baby, let me taste it too"
so i looked him dead in the eye and said, "i have hep c"
ahahaha.
Lysondra
07-13-2008, 03:01 AM
^ Ahahahaha awesome.
One guy last night thought it would be funny to pour bourbon on my rug. URGH!
GoldCoastGirl
07-13-2008, 03:04 PM
i waitressed at my first boob cruise last night and i found a lot of what the show girls were doing seemed very unhygienic! i mean they were rinsing the vibes, but passing ice from your pussy into the buck's mouth? ew!
Ice, water, pearls, lollipops.... a lot of stuff that is inserted and "masturbated with" by the showgirl is willingly "eaten" by a lot of guys at different parties. I've had less than a handful of parties where no one was keen to suck on the lollipop after i had masturbated with it (as i was clean etc).
I have found that generally speaking a lot of the showgirls in SEQ have less limits.. are much more raunchy than a lot of other showgirls elsewhere in the country. As what is seen as "normal" in SEQ for a xxx show, can be seen as "too raunchy" elsewhere... lol.
Jayde81
07-13-2008, 07:29 PM
so i looked him dead in the eye and said, "i have hep c"
ahahaha.
OMG that is too funny! :D wat did the guy say?
Darcy Foxx
07-13-2008, 07:43 PM
OMG that is too funny! :D wat did the guy say?
there was like this few seconds silence where we just looked him dead in the eye, then he was like "FUCK OFF" and walked out. dunno if he believed me or not but fuck, it was funny. ahahaha.
Jayde81
07-13-2008, 08:06 PM
^^^ ahahahaha!!!
TigersMilk
07-21-2008, 08:40 AM
I haz first party rant:
I did a 2 parties this weekend and the first was cool and the second not so cool. This guy was suuuper drunk and assholey. He wants us to do a double dildo show and we agree. After the first set we go to the room and he comes in and starts to ask "you gonna take care of me after this? I paid you money so you have to take care of me too. I have alot of money (x a trillion times ::) )."
After our show while we are cleaning up we lock the door so no other dudes could come bug us. Asshole dude was at the door knocking saying, "I bought you so you have to do what I want." PFFFSSSSTT!! So we got out through the patio door while Asshole was still knocking. :moped:
MaryAlice81
07-21-2008, 07:05 PM
I did my first show Saturday. Nightmare!!! Too many people, a lot of girls at the party that weren't aware strippers were coming, cops came, got ripped off... in fact I think it cost me $$$$ to do the show!!!!!
BUT... I did enjoy the actual show stuff, dancing/toy shows etc. Guess I learned a few lessons. I am going to give it another try with someone other than the "bouncer" or PIMP that I was with. Fucker.
GoldCoastGirl
07-23-2008, 02:21 AM
Anyone know anything about http://www.xxxshowgirls.com.au ???
Fucking agency just cost me a show as they quoted a cheaper price for a gig in Byron this Saturday (I was originally booked via another agency). NOT HAPPY (nor is the agent that originally "had" the booking)! It's hard enough to get paid and get gigs... and it fucking doesn't help other people (agents) are being cheap!
It's already ridiculous how little a XXX show is paid here in SEQ !!!!
Grr.
Darcy Foxx
07-23-2008, 02:39 AM
They have a really shit website.
GoldCoastGirl
07-23-2008, 03:00 AM
What's hilarious is that all the girls listed especially on the first page of their gallery (and a few on their second page) would never ever do a booking for cheap! Plus have you SEEN some of the girls on the second page of the gallery? Hmm... not exactly "top quality" ;)
I am being bitchy because it was going to work out well for me since the booking was in Byron. I would easily be able to go back to "the man's" place afterwards ;D
Anyway, just was wondering if anyone knew anything about that agency. Seems to be a new one on the Gold Coast..
Lysondra
07-23-2008, 04:54 AM
What's with the overgratuitous use of Kiki and Saffron's photos and then having them on the bottom of their site?
I have some opinions of them from word-of-mouth but I'll have to discuss them with you privately.
Edit: Oh, and you'd be surprised what some of the girls on that first page do.
Again, though, it's all word-of-mouth so I am not wont to repeat it in mixed company.
GoldCoastGirl
08-01-2008, 11:30 PM
Gah. Why can't everyone understand that I HAVE A LIFE now and thus will and do make plans if I'm not PRE BOOKED !!!! I'm not a fan of last minute work and never have been even when I didn't have a life... *sigh*
Ignore this rant. I'm tired and grumpy. DO NOT REPLY TO THIS RANT. I'm just feeling like getting this off my chest as it is irritating me right now.
I know the deal. You do NOT need to remind me. ;)
Lysondra
08-02-2008, 01:08 AM
Buh? I made plans to go for a ride when I didn't have work last night. Jo wasn't annoyed. But it's like the first time ever I didn't do a last minute shift for plans without notifying her first.
But I had a bad day and really needed to go on a ride with the boys.
Err... I shouldn't of replied but I guess it wasn't the reply you expected. :P
Darcy Foxx
08-05-2008, 06:13 AM
who the fuck calls up and books a stripper at 10.30pm on a tuesday night? and it's like an hour away. oh well, got a friend coming with and we're making a road trip of it.
GoldCoastGirl
08-05-2008, 02:03 PM
^^^^ did you end up doing it? who did call for a stripper at that time? what's the story there?
Darcy Foxx
08-05-2008, 09:55 PM
6 random drunk guys sitting in a beach house haha. i ended up doing it, it was okay.
GoldCoastGirl
08-08-2008, 03:45 PM
Um.
What was WITH a specific agent (tho' I love this one) mass txt-ing people (naturally it included me).. MULTIPLE txt messages... at 3.30-4am !!!
PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING... not just me... it woke up "my man".
I'm not pissed as .. well... I now am going to earn $120 for two hours work... and since it woke up my man... um.. yeah :devil: hehehe
HOWEVER
if I was home alone I would have been pissed. Why couldn't she do it at 8am or something instead of 3.30am !
NOT EVERYONE STAYS UP THAT LATE - I know I don't if I can help it. I prefer to go to bed around mid-night these days.
Lysondra
08-08-2008, 03:51 PM
^ Mmm, Jo has been messaging me at 3am but only recently... but poor thing has been having sleeping problems. So she puts it on others. Lol.
GoldCoastGirl
08-09-2008, 03:44 PM
Hmm... I'm not totally pissed or anything as I don't have sleeping problems (thus can and do easily go back to sleep). Just that it is such a random time to mass txt people organsing shifts for pubs on Saturday (when technically it IS Saturday at 4am).... and I'm lucky my boyfriend didn't really care..
Just that it was really random and last minute to organise pub shifts at that time...?
Darcy Foxx
08-10-2008, 01:42 AM
i love having a whole cup of beer tipped on me. it's awesome.
Lysondra
08-10-2008, 04:39 AM
Oh yea?
Well I just drove two hours to be told I was too ugly to do a show, how much money would it be if I went away? And then as i was left, was threatened with rape as the pizza guy who was called decided it'd be a great time to block my car in.
Darcy Foxx
08-10-2008, 05:05 AM
jeeeez that sucks *hug* :(
what a bunch of assholes.
i had a real bad crowd last night, did 15 mins of a 30 min xxx show and got grabbed and had shit spilled on me so many times i just walked out. as i was leaving i had to be helped outside as there was a huge punch up going on.
Lysondra
08-10-2008, 05:20 AM
:( Yeah I think there's been something up, it's been a super bad day for a lot of people.
Darcy Foxx
08-10-2008, 06:36 AM
i can't complain too much, apart from the messy show last night and some douche who poured an entire beer on me on friday night, i had a really good weekend with some awesome crowds and pulled in close to $2000.
i got a new costume, a devil... it's awesome. i should post pics.
GoldCoastGirl
08-10-2008, 03:35 PM
i love having a whole cup of beer tipped on me. it's awesome.
Been there, had that happen ;)
I was doing a 3 some show with Surhey and Phoenix (a year or so ago now)... and Phoenix was humiliating this one particular ass. The only 'bad' person in the whole crowd.. and then he decided it would be hilarious (or whatever) to pour a whole cup of beer on me.
I had not done anything to him directly.
Show over.
The 'joys' of our job! :P
I've got no complaints. Didn't earn near what Darcy did however thanks to having my driver that weekend (unfortunately he's not available every weekend), I was able to do last minute work. Only waitressing however my last gig which was the only last minute thing I did ended up being lucrative.
Oh yea?
Well I just drove two hours to be told I was too ugly to do a show, how much money would it be if I went away? And then as i was left, was threatened with rape as the pizza guy who was called decided it'd be a great time to block my car in.
Not using the motorbike for work yet? Wow. This is a great example of having a motorbike over having a car. Was it because you weren't blonde and fake ? Or were they just asses who wouldn't even think the latest Penthouse Pet was attractive enough?? At least you got paid and got out of there in the end.... thankfully!
Lysondra
08-10-2008, 07:33 PM
I didn't ride the motorbike because I don't have my ventura rack and it's 200km to ride at night and that's a bit much for now. So I only ride to waitressing right now.
It wasn't because of any of those things. Why do you keep hating on the blonde fake chicks? It wasn't because they actually thought I was ugly either... it was seriously a setup. The party TYPE even kept changing.. first it was a bucks then it was a birthday.. then xx had the money.. then there were 5 guys... no, the guy with the money isn't here yet can you just do the show for fifty cents...
no, these guys purposefully called and arranged a stripper just to harass her.
and I only got $100 for this ordeal and $40 went to petrol
Jayde81
08-10-2008, 07:58 PM
awww hunnie wat an ordeal!!! especially out in woop woop fuck i wouldv been freaking out!
iv decided im gonna take security to EVERY waitresing shift now. things can turn to shit so easily, especially with a bunch of drunk rednecks. i think i was totally naive when i used to go alone. thank god nothing ever happened. i would never forgive myself if something awful happened and i had a miscarriage let alone the danger to myself!
Jayde81
08-10-2008, 08:01 PM
oh and my rant.... was nude waitressing sat arvo at poona (fucking in the middle of nowhere) and the fuckheads stole my g-string off the bed where my fucking stuf was, ass holes!
Lysondra
08-23-2008, 09:17 AM
I was near the phones.
I KNOW Vanessa has a juicy rant. :D C'mon girl!!
TigersMilk
08-23-2008, 12:40 PM
i love having a whole cup of beer tipped on me. it's awesome.
I don't get it either. Uh yea we love it feel sticky and be scented like a drunk. ::)
i got a new costume, a devil... it's awesome. i should post pics.
Yes you should. I wanna see. ;D
GoldCoastGirl
08-23-2008, 03:20 PM
I do have one however I'm so over the situation and there is nothing more I can do about it that .. well.. I don't really have the energy to rant about it anymore.
(at the time i was so so so angry ... at one point i did scream... luckily i was in the middle of nowhere so i didn't 'wake' anyone.. anyway... i cried a lot due to being so angry.. i don't usually swear however i was pissed at my car breaking down when it did.. okay.. it didn't break down.. it broke.. at least it can be fixed.. i'm trying to stay positive)
All I wanted to do when it happened was go home.
First it was my car. Then my phone decided to die. (damn me for forgetting the in car charger.. why the hell i took it out i don't know?!?!)
Yeah. Saturday was 'interesting'.
:(
(i know how it broke too... i was pushing it as i left pinkeba at 4.30pm instead of 4pm due to being late there.. and pushing it from goodna to pinkeba before that.. i was warned... and thought after using it on friday "it doesn't feel that bad...")
Thank God for my RACQ membership and my awesome man. He drove all the way up there to get me and take me home (he did say "i told you so" to me, not only did my mechanic warn me so did my man). The car still needs to be towed from its present location to a mechanic... *sigh*
Nothing I can do until Monday. Nothing valuable has been left there (at least). Hopefully it will be okay and still there when I go back on Monday.
I'm going to txt her and tell her sorry about the drama. After this week hopefully no more for quite some time as this is the only major thing (besides a general service) that needs to be done to her for awhile... thankfully.
btw, me ringing the customer who i was on my way to do the booking wouldn't have helped anyway... i was still a fair decent way away.. i wasn't even near Gympie ! (Kybong was the last 'town' i went thru.. so that's where I was towed by RACQ.) Plus.. um.. I don't want to have to rely on people i have never ever met in my life to get me to their booking. I'm not stupid, I know how men are.. and it would not have been in my best interests or personal safety to be in a car with someone i have never ever met before .. esp. considering they would know what i do for a living... i don't want to be raped.
ah. well. thinking about this is starting to get my angry again. i want to forget about it til Monday. i want to enjoy my sunday as much as i can (even tho' my man is ill at the moment)..
GoldCoastGirl
08-23-2008, 08:36 PM
I do have a rant. I adore and respect this agent immensely however when she says to me that I'm unorganised and I ruined their party.. ah.. "I WAS STRANDED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF BUM FUCK NO WHERE !!"
the LAST thing on my mind was their fucking party. when the swaybar did break .. I was lucky I didn't kill my self.. fucking hell. Plus it was a honest fucking mistake that i left my in car charger in my man's car. I didn't realise I had done so and didn't realise i would need it.
ARGH! I didn't do this on fucking purpose and no I couldn't use her car.. what if I was pulled over for a "random registration and license check" (which has happened to me before a few times) or whatever... IN HER CAR? It's bad enough I'm driving a manual on an auto license (which would be an open license by now in any other fucking state.. grr) ... I don't want to be driving SOMEONE ELSE'S CAR illegally.
Fuck!
My fucking car is no where near me. I have bigger things to concern myself about than someone's fucking night being ruined.
HOW ABOUT MY NIGHT BEING RUINED !!!???!!!
Anyway, as I said, I love this agent. I really love working with/for her however it just got under my skin when she txted "you ruined their party".
Ah. yeah. I know that. DUH! It was the least of my worries.
Oh. and I'm not one to ring them up and have complete strangers take me to their party which would've been at least an hour or two away. Fuck.
:(
The nightmare of Saturday night continues. I just want to put it bloody behind me.
GoldCoastGirl
08-24-2008, 09:19 PM
Bunny (aka my car) will be back to me by Wednesday.
I'm using my man's car since he doesn't require it to work (as he gets picked up/dropped off at his home in "the work truck" for his work every day thus doesn't require his car til Wed. night) ... and was able to get my car towed and put on "urgent" (basically "top of the list") at a mechanic! The parts required should be there by Wednesday at the latest so .. :dance: Bunny will be mine by Wed afternoon (the latest).
The cost is surprisingly not that expensive thanks to me having a brand of car that has common inexpensive parts. yay!
kitana
08-25-2008, 02:14 AM
i wouldn't accept a cheque. fuck, what if it bounced?!
I only accept a check from one specific regular, and he is also my CPA, so I KNOW it won't bounce, or he won't cancel it, lol.
GoldCoastGirl
08-27-2008, 11:38 PM
I know tomorrow is the Gold Coast show holiday and everything however......
I'M HERE! I'm ready and willing to work.
Why is it then that I don't have ANYTHING tomorrow? I also only have one pub shift on Saturday. Nothing else.
I have bills, I have debts and I have 'projects' that I need money to be able to go forward with... I'm not being dumb with my money yet at the same time..
My rant is double fold: I am not liking how quiet it is work wise and I detest how there isn't a club I can go to locally to pick up two nights worth of work (Fri - Sat).
No Players is not an option as they wouldn't allow me to work there for "just" two nights and that's it esp. considering they know I'm a local.... Hollywood is out and Toybox is out as well (and with the closure of Cheerleaders I know ToyBox has the 'glory' of being able to be picky).
I was hoping for another great week like last week (minus Saturday).
*sigh*
Lysondra, am I hated by a specific person whos agency you work exclusively with due to what happened on Saturday? For christs sake, my car broke.. not broke down.. broke.. I didn't totally think it was going to happen. It was Murphy's Law: what can go wrong will go wrong. These fucking things happen .... I did contact the client explaining everything... never heard back a word from them if they did get my explanation and/or if they accepted my apology....
is it as quiet for you?
edit to add: yay! something! *phew*