View Full Version : The Worst Tattoo's in the World
fancygirl
10-27-2006, 12:34 PM
this is on the first link that was posted in this thread. I swear if I die and someone gets a shitty tattoo like this in my memory I will come up from the grave and kill them.
the worst part is that the tattoo guy (decidedly NOT an artist) thinks his stuff is so great that he has a website. I actually think it's scary that there's that many people who've got a tattoo by this guy. I hope it's just some in-bred community that keeps to themselves.
Yung1
10-27-2006, 04:42 PM
I found a few on www.allfunnypics.com. Here's some:
this is on the first link that was posted in this thread. I swear if I die and someone gets a shitty tattoo like this in my memory I will come up from the grave and kill them.
http://www.bigdogzink.com/images/S4020955.JPG
The person that did this needs to be beaten...
Vegas_dancer
10-27-2006, 05:06 PM
umm...ok....the "bad ass" tattoo wouldnt be quite so bad if there wasnt some kind of crusty shit in the crack of his/her? ass
Get a tattoo on your bum, make sure its clean before you go and show it off......
MeganS
02-01-2007, 07:04 AM
I beg to differ, crusty shit or not, that tattoo still SUCKS!
HarleyD
02-02-2007, 08:00 AM
here's a good one, but you have to look for it a bit.. this is the place i go to get my tattoos and they are excellent artists. The little comic is hilarious and i don't know why this guy would want this but... well see for your self
http://www.seppukutattoo.com/updates.html
ok, when you get to this page, scroll down to where it says "Cock Party! You must be 18+ to enter" and get ready to be shocked and amazed
Janessa
02-02-2007, 02:51 PM
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BalletBaby
02-02-2007, 05:01 PM
here's a good one, but you have to look for it a bit.. this is the place i go to get my tattoos and they are excellent artists. The little comic is hilarious and i don't know why this guy would want this but... well see for your self
http://www.seppukutattoo.com/updates.html
ok, when you get to this page, scroll down to where it says "Cock Party! You must be 18+ to enter" and get ready to be shocked and amazed
LOL. Honestly though I thought they were going to show tattooed cocks. But that was even better!
WiseGuy_TX
02-02-2007, 07:05 PM
LOL. Honestly though I thought they were going to show tattooed cocks....Puff the Magic Dragon in all its glory.
Ms Angela
02-03-2007, 07:53 AM
Oh my GOD. That must have been so awkward for the tattoo artist to do D:
Lola Rose
02-03-2007, 08:09 AM
ewwww. i wonder about those cock tats.... i guess you'd have to be hard for them, since it gets bigger..... how wierd! lol.
and ewww, the colour of the cum on that comic book cock tat was way off! yuck!
PaigeDWinter
02-03-2007, 08:40 AM
...Puff the Magic Dragon in all its glory.
Dude. Thats kinda... cool. Hmmm. So I wonder if some chick has gold loot inked on her vagina?
Lysondra
02-03-2007, 09:39 AM
now paige has give me the idea to tattoo a stairwell on my labia.
BalletBaby
02-03-2007, 03:34 PM
...Puff the Magic Dragon in all its glory.
Lol thanks. I like how it says puff in flight on one of the pics. I wonder how much that thing cost? And don't forget the horrible pick up lines."Hey baby wanna pet my dragon?"
VegasPrincess
02-04-2007, 10:31 PM
I have my man's name tattooed. Yeah, hmmm....
MishaBliss
02-05-2007, 03:45 PM
...Puff the Magic Dragon in all its glory.
I think this looks awesome. I wouldn't do it if i was a guy, but it looks great!
UtahMike
02-06-2007, 11:34 PM
My friend's dad was in this bar, and in came this BIG BADASS biker. He went up to my friend's dad, and said, "Hey asshole, I've got your name tattooed on my dick." After some discussion, this led to a $20 bet, so the biker and my friend's dad went back into the men's room, where the biker whipped out his dick and collected the bet.
The tattoo said, "Your name."
Lysondra
02-06-2007, 11:37 PM
^ Same thing with my friend only he has a 'cock that hangs below his knees'.... it's a chicken being hanged tattooed under his kneecap.
kitty260
02-07-2007, 03:30 AM
^ Same thing with my friend only he has a 'cock that hangs below his knees'.... it's a chicken being hanged tattooed under his kneecap.
Now that's clever.
beauty21queen
02-07-2007, 10:22 AM
...for those wanting to french kiss the devil.
That looks fucking bad ass. I love it. I also like the "puff your dragon"one .
UtahMike
02-07-2007, 01:42 PM
Now that's clever.
And hurts a lot less than getting your dick tattoed!
X Evan X
02-07-2007, 04:14 PM
Had a friend years ago who went to a shop to have his named tattooed down the side of his johnson. After feeling the pain he opted for his three initials instead. True story.
-E
Vyanka
02-09-2007, 10:58 AM
good tat work, but why cover a beautiful pair of tetas like that.
http://myspace-775.vo.llnwd.net/00686/57/70/686770775_l.jpg
beauty21queen
02-09-2007, 12:44 PM
WOW that looks nice !!!
Vyanka
02-09-2007, 01:10 PM
I think the right boob might have some bottoming out or CC. LOL.
aussiepunkshocker
02-09-2007, 02:06 PM
Ha, I believe thats a friend of mine, well if not then i know someone who has something very simular ;D
...Puff the Magic Dragon in all its glory.
beauty21queen
02-09-2007, 05:41 PM
^^^I want to meet him!!!;D
FrustratedBunny
02-11-2007, 12:54 AM
good tat work, but why cover a beautiful pair of tetas like that.
I agree. whey spend all that money on a boob job and then tattoo a shirt over them?
mina loy
02-11-2007, 01:55 AM
what are people thinking when they get tattoos like these?!
since i started dancing i've seen some LAME-ASS tattoos on people, dancers ranking #1. one girl i know has "doggy style" tattooed on her lower back. then another dancer will go to a tattoo parlor on a whim with her noncommittal boyfriend and get something with him, not knowing what it will be.
*bangs head against wall*
there's a bouncer that works at the club next door whom i call "the syringe" because he has a syringe tattooed on each of his forearms. i thought that was stupid before i heard that some of his friends who were addicts overdosed. another lame tattoo i've only heard about is a guy who got an eyedropper on his calf.
great tattoos (in my opinion): a baked potato with a pat of butter on top with steam (saw it in a book), a sphynx cat wearing a crown, and the grim reaper riding a tricycle.
i personally am a rarity as i do not have any tattoos yet. someday. if it's going to be there forever, i might as well know what i want, right?