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Lysondra
11-06-2006, 06:41 PM
Mast - don't listen to these haters, or you'll be sorry. Let me tell you a little bit of what happened to me since the disappearance of Bianca:

Over the months (and now, years) since Bianca's disappearance - and all the effort and disappointment so far with this search - I am noticing changes in my behavior and attitude that were not there before. My ability to consentrate on more complex tasks or do detailed problem solving has noticably diminished (unless it is related to her and this search). I don't have quite the level of interest in my hobbies that I use to, and I avoid all long and involved projects and commitments. I no longer have the time, interest, or the patience for them. What I use to find a great challenge I now find a great distraction and a great burden. When it comes to most areas of human activity (outside of love and sexuality), my attitude beyond any surface interest is often, "Who cares? What difference is it really going to make?" I also find myself less willing to take on the reasonable risks we all must take.

Given these subtle but alarming changes in my mental health, it's obvious that I only have two choices: Either press on with this search - again, and again, and again - until I finally make the breakthrough I need, or wait around for the next several years or decades until I die. When this search was only a few days old, I said to myself, "It's either Bianca or death." In one way or another, that's what it has come down to. Either I succeed or it will kill me, because I know I will never again be fully complete and whole. With stakes this high, no "high profile" campaign can ever be high profile enough.

Wait.. YOU'RE the one looking for Bianca?

kdogg247
11-06-2006, 06:42 PM
Yeah. Have you seen her?

cherryripeboy
11-06-2006, 07:03 PM
Nani? Non da non? Seifuku Seifuku Wai!! Colour me Hello Cthulhu. Madcap I will scream for you!!

It sounds as if a little Oxyclean goes a long way. She is all natural yes? She uses no harmful chemicals, or abrasives? Rumor has it she has no odour, is this true? I think I may have found her webpage from what you have described.

You must watch yourself, rumor has it she can clean you out!! I recommend you go to Arkansas and find for her as many diamonds as possible.

(yeah tounge firmly inplanted in cheak here) LOL

Optimist
11-06-2006, 09:21 PM
Hey, I thought you were saving it for me! What the hell! I gotta go purple to please you now?!

All Good Things
11-06-2006, 10:34 PM
I have horrible stage fright when I pee.

Dude, really, thanks for the visual. I'm sure you could get great range from mainstage, right over the heads of the guys on perv row.

RoseWhite
11-06-2006, 10:59 PM
This is going straight to SW's Greatest Hits.

The best so far?




I don't appreciate your relentless PM's. I don't know what DEE PEE is and why you want to do it to me, but I don't reply to your sleazy come-ons for a reason. Take your "Sweet Sweet Nectar" and your "Buning desire to feel you deep within me" somewhere else. It's not funny. I have feelings. You hurt them.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

And this:




Hi Madcap,

. . . *crickets chirping*

Mastridonicus
11-07-2006, 12:45 AM
Mast. Are you joking? Tell me you're not serious. You gave the bathroom troll $100??? I'm thinking for that, he told you just what you wanted to hear. Do we need to coin a new phrase now? Bathroom troll shit? BTS? Or how about just BS? Bathroom shit? All kinds o' jokes for this one. LOL!!!

I think she fed you one HUUUUUUGE line of stripper shit. I kept reading that thinking, "is this for real? This can't be our Mast!"

Hi Bridgett,

Alas, no, I am not joking. I gave a well-informed gentleman money worth the evidence he shared. It is our mast.

P.S. The pm you sent about finding out if she feels the same by buying her some gear from your store and giving it to her was very thoughtful, along with the offer of free gift wrapping. I may take you up on that. You're so sweet.


Mast - don't listen to these haters, or you'll be sorry. Let me tell you a little bit of what happened to me since the disappearance of Bianca:

Over the months (and now, years) since Bianca's disappearance - and all the effort and disappointment so far with this search - I am noticing changes in my behavior and attitude that were not there before. My ability to consentrate on more complex tasks or do detailed problem solving has noticably diminished (unless it is related to her and this search). I don't have quite the level of interest in my hobbies that I use to, and I avoid all long and involved projects and commitments. I no longer have the time, interest, or the patience for them. What I use to find a great challenge I now find a great distraction and a great burden. When it comes to most areas of human activity (outside of love and sexuality), my attitude beyond any surface interest is often, "Who cares? What difference is it really going to make?" I also find myself less willing to take on the reasonable risks we all must take.

Given these subtle but alarming changes in my mental health, it's obvious that I only have two choices: Either press on with this search - again, and again, and again - until I finally make the breakthrough I need, or wait around for the next several years or decades until I die. When this search was only a few days old, I said to myself, "It's either Bianca or death." In one way or another, that's what it has come down to. Either I succeed or it will kill me, because I know I will never again be fully complete and whole. With stakes this high, no "high profile" campaign can ever be high profile enough.

Hi Kdogg247,
Wow, I am deeply moved by your conviction brother. The support this site offers to males who have beaten the odds yet lost their hearts is unparalleled. I can only thank the site owner himself to show my gratitude.

Don't fret about the current emotional state you suffer! For your sacrifice will not be in vain. As you speak, our truly wonderful Christ Buddah (I'm Hindu-Catholic) shines his merciful (or less) love on you. Your dedication will be paid 10 fold. VOLTA BIANCA.

Even in death, you win. Have a lighter heart my brother, you are with your fellow warriors. Your wife will not hear your secret via me.


Nani? Non da non? Seifuku Seifuku Wai!! Colour me Hello Cthulhu. Madcap I will scream for you!!

It sounds as if a little Oxyclean goes a long way. She is all natural yes? She uses no harmful chemicals, or abrasives? Rumor has it she has no odour, is this true? I think I may have found her webpage from what you have described.

You must watch yourself, rumor has it she can clean you out!! I recommend you go to Arkansas and find for her as many diamonds as possible.

(yeah tounge firmly inplanted in cheak here) LOL


Hi Cherryripeboy,
Your comments lack linkage and subtlety, however I will do my best to provide the excess answers you desire. Hopefully you may help me in my pilgrimage to the divine purple shrine (drapes did match the carpet). She appeared to be all natural, she did have a fake rubber ear, and the tooth thing as I said before. The ear defect is more a child birth defect so I told her not to be ashamed of it. She mentioned being too poor to buy a real prosthetic, When I see her tomorrow, I'll ask how the savings are coming.

I already offered her some premium hubcaps... but maybe she'll want diamonds... I'm following Richard_Head's advice first though.

What's a tounge? Why's it in your cheek?


Hey, I thought you were saving it for me! What the hell! I gotta go purple to please you now?!


Hi Optimist,

I am of the understanding that you have many qualities that you already posses that would impress me. Thank you so much for you compliment. You are sweet as you are concise. I read you like a book. And your author is Dr. Suess.


Dude, really, thanks for the visual. I'm sure you could get great range from mainstage, right over the heads of the guys on perv row.

Hi The Other Owner,

I'm sure I could, I would have to hold it akin to the gun in your avatar though. I'm not sure if I am flexible enough. But don't make fun of my stage fright. One guy talking about how his kid doesn't look like him over a cellphone to some girl named mark is enough to make it all go inside me. It's not like I know what it's like to be looked at by millions on a regular basis.


This is going straight to SW's Greatest Hits.


Hi RoseWhite,
I do a great "Deck the Halls" and "We Wish You a Marry Christmas" and I believe the DJ at the club allows for Karaoke. Tomorrow night, she'll learn why they call me the Frosted Flake.

Also, I stared at your avatar for a while... I think I finally found waldo.