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layka
11-21-2006, 10:45 PM
The craftmatic would probably cause me to lose plenty of jobs within my lifetime

layka
11-21-2006, 10:46 PM
I'm glad to hear that they're other perv cats out there lol. My cat rolls around in dirty laundry too * and he wonders why my other two cats hate him*

BrunetteGoddess
11-21-2006, 10:47 PM
LOL.



OMG, I'm a "God/dess"! :D

Nautilus
11-21-2006, 11:12 PM
god dammit... i'm still just a 'glorified loser'.

curses!

(must... post... more... about...um...)

>>> look over there, shiny stuff

miss marina
11-21-2006, 11:22 PM
2,001 posts? G SUS!

miss marina
11-21-2006, 11:22 PM
>>> look over there, shiny stuff



ohh yes, i see it LOL.

miss marina
11-21-2006, 11:26 PM
Anthor random thought...

When i cant sleep, i listen to a trance song called cant sleep(by above and beyond), and usually that makes me sleep. When i wake up hours later it's still on repeat...is it weird i can fall asleep to a song called cant sleep?

TigersMilk
11-21-2006, 11:31 PM
Why does cereal only taste good at 3am? is it just me?

No its good anytime. Lunch, breakfast, AND dinner and snack. Its all good especially honey bunches of oates. ;D

miss marina
11-21-2006, 11:37 PM
Why do people say "what" after something you said or asked..then before you repeat yourself, they respond to what you asked. If you heard me why did you say what in a confused way for!

TigersMilk
11-21-2006, 11:55 PM
I just downloaded that song miss marina - it so rocks!

rozz
11-22-2006, 12:06 AM
Why do I sing in my sleep and why has no one told me before?

Nightwalk
11-22-2006, 12:06 AM
LOL.



OMG, I'm a "God/dess"! :D

HaHa! Grats on 2000+ Posts :)

miss marina
11-22-2006, 12:15 AM
Why do I sing in my sleep and why has no one told me before?

LOL. that's funny. I talk alot in my sleep...everyone has to go to a different room because im having convos with myself!

miss marina
11-22-2006, 12:16 AM
I just downloaded that song miss marina - it so rocks!


I know, i loveee it. It's calming, ya know? :)

TigersMilk
11-22-2006, 12:24 AM
Now I cant sleep because Im downloading their songs and making a cd.

Madcap
11-22-2006, 12:28 AM
Why do i sleep with my eyes open? Massively bizarre.

DylanAngel
11-22-2006, 12:30 AM
Why do i sleep with my eyes open? Massively bizarre.

Not bizarre to me, as I do the same thing I'm told. Brad has had conversations with me thinking I was awake.

miss marina
11-22-2006, 12:34 AM
Why do i sleep with my eyes open? Massively bizarre.


:eye-poppi

Never heard of it

AkashaM
11-22-2006, 12:44 AM
why are women's shoes never comfortable?

and why are women expected to wear skirts to job interviews--even in the freezing cold?

why do we care what other people think (although we pretend we dont)?

why is it that the black guy is always the first to be killed in slasher films?

layka
11-22-2006, 12:07 PM
Why do I get 388 views here when I post... and only 20 replies....
lol

JustJayda
11-22-2006, 12:40 PM
Why do we look up at the speakers when an announcement comes on/? We can't see the words!

Why I am I the only person the Walmart receipt checker at the exit actually checks?

Why do I get a kick outta scaring the dog-shit outta people by furiously digging through my purse and saying "where the hell is my?"...(trails off) in crowded elevators?

Why do I steal grapes?

layka
11-22-2006, 01:21 PM
LOL,

Don't feel weird JustJayda, I always steal grapes in the supermarket. I also eat EVERY sample that are handed out in the mall food court, sams club, the local grocery. You have to think on ya feet when times get tough, and I have no shame in my food ganking game. :hungry:

rozz
11-22-2006, 01:24 PM
Why do large people on the subway think they can shmush into the seat next to me? Physics still applies on the MBTA, dammit! Your ass and my body cannot occupy the same space!!!

layka
11-22-2006, 01:29 PM
Lmao Rozz

JustJayda
11-22-2006, 01:51 PM
Why do we stand up, turn around, and look at our poops? I mean, do we really wanna see that?
Are we proud?

ArmySGT.
11-22-2006, 01:57 PM
Anthor random thought...

When i cant sleep, i listen to a trance song called cant sleep(by above and beyond), and usually that makes me sleep. When i wake up hours later it's still on repeat...is it weird i can fall asleep to a song called cant sleep?


Is this a remake of Insomnia by Faithless?

My random thought.......

Why is it when I think I have met the dumbest person alive another retail sales representative has to push the envelope......... *sigh*

layka
11-22-2006, 02:08 PM
Here are some more random thought's, I'm bored as shit:

1 If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?


2 MENtal anxiety! MENstrual cramps! MENopause! Don't you notice that all our problems begin with MEN! :shoot:


3 Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

4 If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots? :drunk:


5 Does a person ever get sick without being tired?

6 How can something be 'new and improved'? If it's new what was it improving on?


7 How can there be a limited lifetime warranty?

8 How can there be self-help GROUPS?

9 How come wrong numbers are never busy?

10 How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there?

11 How is it possible to have a civil war? :duel:

12 If 7-11 is open 24-7 and 365 days a year why do they have locks on their doors?

13 If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?

14 If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

15 If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

16 If the only thing to survive a plane crash is the black box, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box? :help2:

17 If we're not supposed to eat late-night snacks, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

18 When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

19 When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

20 Who's cruel idea was it to put the 's' in lisp?

21 Why do doctors call what they do practice?

22 Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

23 Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

24 Why is it that when our kids are naughty we ask "do you want a spanking?" What are they going to say, "Yes please, may I have two?"... :moon:

seraya
11-22-2006, 02:14 PM
^ fuckin hilarious!

layka
11-22-2006, 02:22 PM
Why does my boyfriend insist on still doing things his way..... can't he see that I will always be right! *mumbling* I know what the hell I'm talking about :expert: and even if I don't.. you will never have the pleasure of thinking I don't. Hmph :snooty:

layka
11-22-2006, 02:23 PM
Why am I posting on an insomnia thread 4'o clock in the afternoon............. :loco:

layka
11-22-2006, 02:31 PM
Damn you CorsicaFire :toldoff: lol, this thread will make me have insomnia at this rate....



make it stop, please make these voices STOP :help:

Must.... Find..... OP......

Make...... It......All.....Better............... :moped:

JustJayda
11-22-2006, 02:39 PM
What happens if you wear an 18hr bra for longer than 18hrs? Will it vaporize? Do they sell them with timers?

Why do they sell bikinis in size 22W?

Why do people say "no thank you" when you offer them a mint or piece of gum?
TAKE THE PHUCKING MINT SHIT-BREATH!

DeluxxeIt
11-22-2006, 04:33 PM
How come I only remember my one night stands?

ArmySGT.
11-22-2006, 04:53 PM
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

holiday
11-22-2006, 05:44 PM
When will I get 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep again?????
:tired:

cherryripeboy
11-22-2006, 06:00 PM
^^ do you have children? if the answer is yes, then the answer to your original question is no.

Nautilus
11-22-2006, 06:24 PM
Why do people say "no thank you" when you offer them a mint or piece of gum?
TAKE THE PHUCKING MINT SHIT-BREATH!and it's always the people who just had a small possum or possibly a raccoon die in their throat... *gag*

cherryripeboy
11-22-2006, 07:02 PM
Why do large people on the subway think they can shmush into the seat next to me? Physics still applies on the MBTA, dammit! Your ass and my body cannot occupy the same space!!!

Dam I so remember that from the train. Worse is when they are sitting across from you and your eating. (yes people can and do eat on Melbourne trains). I suppose it would be worse if they were eating.

Morning coffee/coke and a book on the train, man I miss that.

seraya
11-22-2006, 07:09 PM
Why do people say "no thank you" when you offer them a mint or piece of gum?
TAKE THE PHUCKING MINT SHIT-BREATH!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

This reminds me of one dude who I used to date who had DOG BREATH, as he liked to smoke weed and drink Jack Daniels anyways I would ALWAYS offer him gum but he just wouldn't take the hint and would always refuse and THEN try to kiss me :crazy:. Hell-to-the-mutha-phukin-NO. He didnt last long I tell ya.


Seraya.

Deni
11-22-2006, 07:14 PM
Why do we all wait until the day before a holiday to shop or to realize we've forgotten something very, very important?

Not that I did, of course... ;D

Nautilus
11-22-2006, 07:17 PM
^^^this is me today... scurrying round trying to find an anniversary gift for my sister the day before i fly out. curses. i've only had 6 months to find something.

seraya
11-22-2006, 07:18 PM
Why do we all wait until the day before a holiday to shop or to realize we've forgotten something very, very important?

Not that I did, of course... ;D
teehe its more fun that way.

Nautilus
11-22-2006, 07:24 PM
and still... i miraculously have time to diddle around on SW. dammit.

here is my random thought to leave you with:

Can you act? I don't mean, just pretending you're hot, or whatever it is you need to say or do to fake it through the shift... I mean, really ACT..

I don't think I can. I know I can be a clown and fool around... this is not acting, despite what willing audiences say.

I know Mast can act - his *run away crying* is the finest in the business. That is called 'refining your craft'.

Can you act? Do you want to be an 'actor'? Do you think actors have a real job? Or do you think they are sitting on a fricken cash cow (especially the ones that score millions and millions for one movie). Do you hate actors like the creators of South Park hate them?

cherryripeboy
11-22-2006, 08:31 PM
Normalcy requires a baseline. If I used mine we would live in one strange f'ken place, but we would all be having a shitload of fun and then some!!

-Yes just a totally random thought there.

If everyone wore black would I have to wear white? Would the darkness become the light and when I fled to the night would it be light.... yeah ok that is extensional and screwed up I know.

JustJayda
11-22-2006, 08:45 PM
How come you produce the best farts when you're alone? Don't you wish you could save them & punish someone later?

rozz
11-22-2006, 08:52 PM
Why is it that my pants migrate downward into asscrack land only when my boss is right behind me?

Fawn
11-23-2006, 01:15 AM
How come my body is betraying me?!? I work out, eat mostly decent, and all of a sudden all of my muscle is turning into jiggly lumpy fat on my thighs, and my ass which was once my best feature, has now shrunk and is it just me, or is it really lower than it used to be? I am still the same weight I was in High School and I'm 22.

How come my friends think it's totally ok to have a baby by men who have two or three other kids they doesn't take care of? Do they really think it's going to be different with them?

How come when I went shopping on the richy rich side of town today I noticed almost all of the people, women included, were much taller than me.... and I'm 5'5. Literally almost every person I saw, and it's the day before thanksgiving, so you know it was packed. Is it because they probably grew up rich with parents that were always watching what they ate/ eating the healthiest and lowest fat foods? Ithought people didn't really know all that much about nutrition untill the last 10 or 15 yrs or so.


I'm too afraid to color my hair myself, but I always hate how the colorist does it. Why do those bitches who cut my hair always try to "texture" it with a razor even after I tell them I don't like razors on my hair.... it happens every time.


And lastly, a very frequent though : I've read that face pickers usually have one thing in common- a very dissapointing father figure. If my father hadn't been the way he was, or if I hadn't experianced the traumas I have because of an old pervy neighbor, would I still destroy my skin? It bothers me a lot, the scars. Most are tiny, look like mishapen poors, but they bother me. Yet I can't stop. I will literally spend hours mutilating my facial skin even when there is nothing there, and end up with scabs in the morning, and red marks that last for months. I try to stop. I tell myself I need to stop. I even once removed the bathroom mirror for several months, but nothing helped. I wonder if hypnosis would work. Is there anything I can do? I feel so out of controll. This is what makes me feel my weakest. And I'm sure it stems from something else, or a combination of things, but I can't continue making the emotional marks or stresses into physical marks on my face. How do I stop?

Fawn
11-23-2006, 01:37 AM
I love my mom. She tries so hard. She is one of the classiest, smartest, most articulate people I have ever met. Yet she is so low key, almost hippie like... without all the drugs and a lot more showers.

I'm sad that my father is bi-polar, and we had a terrible relationship/ good relationship depending on his moodswings. I wonder what my father could have been if he wasn't sick. He was finishing up the last semester working towards his phd when he first lost it. My dad comes from a great background, yet he is sloppy and lazy and crude and mean....... but he is funnier and more clever than every person I have ever seen, and he doesn't need to make jokes about race or color, he doesn't fill up boring sentences with curse words just to make them seem more interesting ( like most o fthe comics I see on tv). I'm sad that he has cancer. I'm sad that, for all these years I hated that he was my dad, but now that I'm older, I realize he is more interesting, more full of life and spunk, more well-read, traveled, amazing in his own ways, than all of my friends fathers. I may have had some problems that a lot of other people never had to experience, but I have also been lucky to have parents that are so cultured, funny, open minded, and such earthy granola people.


I am glad that my dad used to yell at me for watching certain tv shows, or spending too long on the computer, saying " why don't you pick up a book?" I am glad that even when my dad was rapid cycling too much to hold a job, he used to take me to the library, or to the record store to listen to everything from blues, jazz, country, classic rock, to salsa, reagae, and the big bands sounds of my grandmothers era. I'm glad that, in spite of all the bad things, and all of my parents shortcommings, I can see their good, and I know what not to do to my kids whenever and if I should have any.


I love my dad, I want him to get better, but I don't want his spirits to be broken, or a part o fhim to be missing.