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Jenny
12-10-2006, 03:43 PM
Seems to me it should be "dudette" or something like that. Being an older guy, "dude" doesnt feel right, "Hey you" sounds rude so if its alright with you I'll stick with "Jenny" or if I'm having a genteel moment "Miss Jenny".
No. I'm sorry. I'm going to have to insist that you address me as "dude" in the future.


Quite a few of the SW dancers have catagorically stated that they have no regulars, don't want regulars and value them about as much as irritating ass pimple. I can't remember if you stated similar feelings in the past or if your lack of regulars is just due to random circumstances.

FBR
Combination - I have said that regulars almost inevitably want more for less, and as odd as it sounds based on what you know of me here, I don't have the easiest time putting limits on that kind thing. So regulars to me is good - it's nice to have "assured" (or close to assured) money, but I inevitably wind up making a mess - and I like guys to come in to have fun - not guys who come in to work out deep emotional issues.

Moreover, I think Kat really well expressed my experience. You can do an evening of GFE; it doesn't have to be a long term commitment. I'm not telling you what you have observed, but I can tell you that there IS in fact some space between full out reg-reg-book-appointments working and putting your customers on conveyor belts.

FBR
12-10-2006, 04:30 PM
No. I'm sorry. I'm going to have to insist that you address me as "dude" in the future.

Well, it wont be easy for me. I'm old and set in my ways. But I promise to practice and when my typing fingers tell me "dude" feels right, I will address you that way. But for now out of consideration for your sensibilites and acknowledging my unwillingness to offend them, I will dispense with salutations completely.


Combination - I have said that regulars almost inevitably want more for less, and as odd as it sounds based on what you know of me here, I don't have the easiest time putting limits on that kind thing. So regulars to me is good - it's nice to have "assured" (or close to assured) money, but I inevitably wind up making a mess - and I like guys to come in to have fun - not guys who come in to work out deep emotional issues.

Thanks for the reminder regarding your previous posts. I am guilty of skimming posts rather than thorougly reading them and often miss the details.

I'm not a needy regular...I follow our agreed upon terms and conditions and expect her to do the same...but I can see where someone trying to change the rules mid-stream would be irritating. And how pointless it would be getting into those types of situations when you know the outcome ahead of time.


Moreover, I think Kat really well expressed my experience. You can do an evening of GFE; it doesn't have to be a long term commitment. I'm not telling you what you have observed, but I can tell you that there IS in fact some space between full out reg-reg-book-appointments working and putting your customers on conveyor belts.

The polarization truly is an issue in this area. It sucks. I'm glad that the old school playbook is still in effect in your area.

FBR

mr_punk
12-10-2006, 04:43 PM
I would spend money on you as a regular. I have to believe there are a ton of other guys who appreciate a skull on top of the torso.LOL...i know you're trying to be nice, but this strains credulity, FBR. you do know you're talking about jenny, right? do you think she can keep her trap shut (especially, if he says something patriarchally sexist) long enough to keep a regular?

Although being the recipient is not my cup of tea, I don't have a problem with the conveyor belt/bar code scanning stripper business model.from a customer's POV, it's works the in the same fashion. IMO, a sc is like a buffet. there are many variations to get the job done. so, there's a lot of flexibility between the ATF route and dragging a stripper you just met 5 ago into a very dark corner and leaving 2 or 3 minutes later feeling very dehydrated.

Jenny
12-10-2006, 05:28 PM
LOL...i know you're trying to be nice, but this strains credulity,
Do you know what? Just shut up and let him be nice. Jeez man, no skin off your nose.


FBR. you do know you're talking about jenny, right? do you think she can keep her trap shut (especially, if he says something patriarchally sexist) long enough to keep a regular?
Oh, I can answer that. No.

Katrine
12-10-2006, 06:07 PM
I'm not longer nauseous (took afternonn nap for hangover) but my asshole is really sore from being plundered this weekend. Gawd, no one responded to my TR. Was is THAT boring?

mr_punk
12-10-2006, 07:06 PM
Unfortunately, the dancers I've come in contact with have Sharpies stuck in their garters and make a tick mark on the wall after each dance. That sort of kills the possibility for extra time But as long as I am at least getting what I am paying for that works.it's never been a concern with me. then again, i'm more of a PSE type customer. so, just as long as she's putting out.

Gawd, no one responded to my TR. Was is THAT boring?well, since you've retired from stripping and moved to the dark side. i guess enough time has passed to give you one of these: attaboy boy..er..girl, kat!

FBR
12-10-2006, 07:14 PM
LOL...i know you're trying to be nice, but this strains credulity, FBR. you do know you're talking about jenny, right? do you think she can keep her trap shut (especially, if he says something patriarchally sexist) long enough to keep a regular?

Eh..I dunno about that MrP. She knows Im a part of the partriarchal system.



from a customer's POV, it's works the in the same fashion. IMO, a sc is like a buffet. there are many variations to get the job done. so, there's a lot of flexibility between the ATF route and dragging a stripper you just met 5 ago into a very dark corner and leaving 2 or 3 minutes later feeling very dehydrated.

well fuck me, you are on point, sir. I hadnt even thought about it before. I've scanned quite a few stripper barcodes myself :P Well, back in the day...I'm in lockdown right now;)

FBR

I_luv_dancers!
12-10-2006, 07:16 PM
I'm not longer nauseous (took afternonn nap for hangover) but my asshole is really sore from being plundered this weekend. Gawd, no one responded to my TR. Was is THAT boring?

:D

Katrine my dear, a good story about an asshole-plundering cannot be boring by it's very nature. There is now a response to your TR. I did some recon on your thread about said asshole-plundering on the pinkie side-Ladies section. Outphuckingstanding!

(BAD BOY!, no extras!) }:D

"Clive" is a lucky phucker. 8)

I think I love you.

Speaking of sore assholes: True Story - I had to get some 'roid medicine this week - Anusol HC Suppositories - a prescription med. The instructions on the label say - I swear - "Insert one suppository by mouth at bedtime."

I'm going to scan it and put it out on the net.

Oh, to get to the point, a cortisone suppository may help that sore starfish of yours......especially if applied according to the directions above!

Cheers!;)

FBR
12-10-2006, 07:26 PM
you can say fuck (with an f) here if you want.

Kat was disappointed that no one posted a response to her trip report. You should have posted this over there IMO. It was nicely complimentary.

FBR

FBR
12-10-2006, 07:33 PM
My bad....I see you posted on Kats TR. She likes attention so good job.

FBR

I_luv_dancers!
12-10-2006, 07:35 PM
Mucho grassyass, FBR. I fuckin' appreciate that!

(just trying to go with the flow - been doing some recon on the pink side re: creative spelling)

I put a post on Kat's TR as well - I think she's very cool.

gameover
12-10-2006, 07:57 PM
Quite a few of the SW dancers have catagorically stated that they have no regulars, don't want regulars and value them about as much as irritating ass pimple. I can't remember if you stated similar feelings in the past or if your lack of regulars is just due to random circumstances.

FBR

I was hoping for at least indiference, or at worst disdain, but "ass pimple", ouch. :)


LOL...i know you're trying to be nice, but this strains credulity, FBR. you do know you're talking about jenny, right? do you think she can keep her trap shut (especially, if he says something patriarchally sexist) long enough to keep a regular?


I can't imagine Jenny as a dancer. As a customer, I'd keep waiting to see her head explode from the effort of being nice to a customer for a whole GFE evening :) But I do like her sharp wit.

Jenny
12-10-2006, 10:07 PM
I can't imagine Jenny as a dancer. As a customer, I'd keep waiting to see her head explode from the effort of being nice to a customer for a whole GFE evening :) But I do like her sharp wit.
I'm not really THAT nice; I'm nice the same way I'm nice here, but with a different inflection and at a much higher speed.

lunchbox
12-11-2006, 09:47 AM
I'm not really THAT nice; I'm nice the same way I'm nice here, but with a different inflection and at a much higher speed.

Good, I'm a very slow reader, so some of your wit is just lost on me...

doc-catfish
12-11-2006, 11:11 AM
What is the man addressing woman salutation equivalent of "dude". Help me out here.
Babe? Bah, probably not, sounds kinda demeaning in that context.

Personally, I just refer to the woman as the "[her name here]meisteress".

xdamage
12-12-2006, 07:39 AM
So are we allowed to say "babe" in a stripclub, or have the PC police made that a no-no too? What if I'm paying well and I slip and make the mistake of saying "Hey babe, let's go back to the VIP" am I going to get poked in the eyes? Or am I suppose to call her "dude"? Somehow it just doesn't sound right to my ears to say "Hey Dude, come dance for me." :P

FBR
12-12-2006, 06:57 PM
No big money would be involved but I'm feeling like I should get Miss D a get well card and maybe a little gift to cheer her up. She was feeling under the weather this past Saturday when we got together for lunch. After visiting her doctor Monday, she learned that she has a torn esophagus. Spoke with her today and she's feeling marginally better thanks to a prescription of the purple pills, her youth and a couple of days of recovery time under her belt.

For the record, I did not damage her throat by penetrating her with my WMD. Her injury apparently is due to her self confessed tendency to party way too hard at the club and carry on afterwards at the local hot spots with her friends. Puking, especially the violent, you think you are gonna die kind, is not always your friend even though your stomach feels better.

FBR

FBR
12-22-2006, 05:38 PM
Early this week, I bought Miss D a $150 portable MP3 player for xmas. Along with a PL card ::) She mentioned something about a gift for me but I figured she forgot. Anyways, low and behold, I show up at the club this afternoon and by god, she bought the present. No card and in a Best Buy clear plastic bag but at least she included the gift receipt in case I wanted to return it;)

Anyways, after leaving the club, I got to thinking about the costs. Sorry, but thats just me. I spent $150 on her present. Hers to me was 50 bucks. I see a net difference of $100. That should at least earn me a few snakey licks in my nether regions :P

FBR

CarGuy
12-27-2006, 06:30 PM
Ok, FBR, that is too weird. I have been busy and have not been on SW for awhile. I come back to read you gave your ATF a MP3 player. WOW. I gave mine an i-pod, apples version, as well. She has a pink razr phone, so of course I had to get the pink 199 version. Didn't have any wrapping paper so I taped 3 $1 bills together and wrapped it in that. OK...Call me the PL...LOL. Anyway the "wrapping" paper got more than a few laughs, but the gift was very much appreciated.

CheetahTim
01-12-2007, 03:21 AM
^^^

Just another reason to NOT have an ATF.

I have to have an ATF.....I hate making new friends. In fact, I usually stick with one girl until she pisses me off or scams me somehow.

CheetahTim
02-08-2007, 01:28 AM
If she's an ATF, you CAN'T spend enough. If it's more that you can afford, it's too much. Now I am confused. /:O