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Lola Rose
12-14-2006, 12:50 PM
jayda, come to the keys w/ us, we'll give you the lovin' you need;)

JustJayda
12-14-2006, 01:03 PM
jayda, come to the keys w/ us, we'll give you the lovin' you need;)

DIG IT!!!!!}:D

Sirona
12-14-2006, 04:12 PM
LOL Jayda!

Lola Rose
12-14-2006, 05:27 PM
so are you gonna come jj?

sc0101
12-14-2006, 05:30 PM
I'm soooooo making pot brownies tonight. I'm gonna have like 40 of em'.

TigersMilk
12-14-2006, 05:35 PM
MMmm special brownies...

Man I wish I had some right meow.

sc0101
12-14-2006, 05:40 PM
If you lived closer I'd totally invite you over to have some brownies.

FrustratedBunny
12-14-2006, 05:47 PM
Heh im a mooch I never buy my own weed... I cant be bothered to buy it as I dont smoke nearly enough, it would be nasty before I finished it.


I'm the same way. I've never bought the stuff but I know enough people who smoke it to have it occasionally if I want. I really could take it or leave it. I'd rather have a glass of wine.

As far as it making you lazy, I've known lazy potheads and I've known some highly productive members of society who smoked that you would never guess it.

JustJayda
12-14-2006, 05:59 PM
so are you gonna come jj?

I want to, but I'm doing All-Star and Pro-Bowl trips. in Feb. I need to see how fat my tax refund is gonna be, b4 I say I'm going for sure;)

I checked out (quickly) the Navy billeting down there in Key West, I'm wondering how close it'd be to where everyone is gonna be staying??? Cuz I can get rooms on base for like $30, so I'm wondering if it'd be worth it, or too far away from the fun!

Are you (or is anyone) familiar with the base's location and its proximity to the "happenin'" part of town, by chance?

Btw, I like pot! (wrote that so I can actually be on topic);D

ChloeTheRed
12-14-2006, 06:22 PM
Pot brownies are dangerous!

One of my friends, her dad was a total pothead. He smoked so much that her little sister would regularly steal from his stash, but he never noticed because he smoked so damn much of it that she didn't make a big difference. One day, sis got the idea to grind up all the seeds and twigs and crap he cleaned out of his pot and bake it into brownies. And she took them to school and gave them out to her friends over the course of the day. The only problem?
Pot brownies give you munchies.
When you have the munchies, brownies look obscenely tasty.
Eating pot brownies makes you more high and gives you more munchies.
Rinse, repeat.

She exercised as much self control as she could and gave a lot of brownies away, but she was still crazy-high by the time school was over.

JustJayda
12-14-2006, 06:24 PM
That's funny as hell, cuz in Philly we call the stuff you clean off of your weed etc. "Shake".

So Shake & Bake has a new meaning for me now thanks to u!

LuckiCharm
12-14-2006, 06:32 PM
i recently discovered that weed is the ONLY thing that will immediately cure my cramps!

Lola Rose
12-14-2006, 06:41 PM
i recently discovered that weed is the ONLY thing that will immediately cure my cramps!

ok, maybe I need to try some!!!!

Jayda- you're such a pimp, you platinum meber you!
You better come, it'll be kick ass!

(oh, I stayed OT too!) go me;)

sc0101
12-14-2006, 08:25 PM
I made 32 tonight. Wish me luck. I might gain 10 pounds.

Bridgette
12-15-2006, 06:27 AM
OMFG you have to be careful with the pot brownies!!! As CloeTheRed says, pot makes you wanna munch, and the brownies just look soooooooo good when you're high. I have gotten myself so fucken high off pot brownies I almost couldn't see. This is definitely the kinda thing that should be reserved for parties, so several people are eating them and you don't freak yourself out from being too high.

What makes it so much worse is not only that pot = munchies + potbrownies = MORE HIGH, but also since you're eating it, you don't start feeling the high as quickly, and by the time you realize how fucked up you're getting, you've already had way too much.

It can sure make for some funny shit at a party though. LOL

layka
12-15-2006, 07:14 AM
^^^ LMAO

*reminiscing*

I baked up a batch of brownies for my boyfriends superbowl party last year. I don't care for brownies and I had to stay sober because I figured in a room full of weed smoking guests someone had to be responsible with good judgement, fuck it let me call it like I saw it. I figured that someone had to be sober enough to answer the door if "jake" came knocking. So I had the space cakes nicely wrapped up and on top of the stove. I had to run to the store for more punch, jesus juice was in high demand, and I told my man to keep an eye on the brownies b/c I was nervous that the potheads would have problems sharing. Well I mosey on to the store and get back in 20mins tops. I head over to the stove and yep, no brownies. So I'm lookin high and low, asking everyone if they saw them. Asked my man, he gives me a straight face "naw". At this point I'm fuckin boiling over.... where the hell are the space cakes?? Then I happen to glance over and see a faint brown trail of crumbs leading to the basement. :O I trot my jelly right on over and open the door. Under the stairs sit my little brother (21), his friends and..... my damn dog:'( Yep-a-fuckeroo, those lil brats were munching with my dog!!! My dog is a hugge german shepard, but that night she could have easily been mistaken for a shitzu with her behavior!! She was high as a kite, sneezing, chasing her tail, and playing with the cat toys. You know I had a fit!!!
I have seen too many episode of Animal Cops so I was paranoid, great... my t.v debut would be as a doggie drug pusher, a doggie dope mule ring, my mind was racing. Shit!! So I grabbed my dog, punched the shit out of my lil brother and ran to the vet. And he was closed because of the game!! So I bring her back, look up ways to sober her goofy ass up, take her upstairs, water her up, and constantly bring up dishes of ALPO to hopefully ease her hunger pangs. So to make a long story short.... be careful who, what, and where the spacecakes are if you have animals. Potheads can have extremely poor judgement!!!:-[ Especially a room full. But, have fun.
Because I certainly hit the L a couple of times that night after "lassie" was tucked in.

Lola Rose
12-15-2006, 07:46 AM
layka- Are you from the south? you tell a hell of a story, girl!!!

sc0101
12-15-2006, 02:42 PM
I had 2 and got totally blitzed out of my mind in about an hour. I think I was so high I forgot there were any more. A fond memory of last night was looking at the side of an anal lube box with my bf sitting there (he wasn't getting high) and I said "look it shows you how the lube works" and he was like uh what? So I said look in this picture the ass veins are normal, and in this one they're constricted so they don't feel any pain (it was one of those numbing anal lubes). The two pictures were one of a normal american flag and one of one twisted up, making the red lines smaller and constricted looking. Lmao.

chilired
12-15-2006, 03:28 PM
The opposite problem is that today's pot is much stronger than the pot from the 1960's and 70's....."Not your parent's pot" LOL ....Which is why some people can actually die from a THC overdose now from reduction in breathing rate or a related reaction....


I would like to see some evidence, please. I just took my psychopharmacology final and one of the questions was about this very topic, how THC has caused no deaths, and only ill consequences when consumed in quantities impossible to achieve in real life.

Indeed, I do remember seeing my mom have a weird reaction the first time she ate a brownie since the 70s, she had difficulty breathing, but it was far from life threatening.

madmaxine
12-15-2006, 04:01 PM
See

I was mistaken to say "people can actually die". However, the key word on this subject is no confirmed deaths...but many overdoses occur from mixing drugs, like painkiller pills & alcohol. Or the highly dangerous Formaldehyde-spiked doobie, which I cannot understand why anyone would do....

Cally
12-15-2006, 04:04 PM
All I'm saying is, I hope that if we can actually all get together (a large amount of gals) and go to SF 07", there's no freakin' judgement/discrimination against the "pot-heads".

Potheads need love too;)

LoL if there is im SOL :rotfl:

*puff puff pass*

Bridgette
12-15-2006, 04:25 PM
Um, I think it's safe to say that potheads are welcome. But no smoking in the rental house, or for that matter not even *outside* at the rental house. They have strict rules and we don't wanna get kicked out. Now, pot brownies on the other hand.... ;D

Cally
12-15-2006, 04:28 PM
Ahaha im not a pot head I just enjoy smokin a bit....honestly.. i swear..

Yekhefah
12-15-2006, 05:17 PM
I want to reiterate Maxine's warning about mixing weed and alcohol! It's a very easy way to die. Marijuana supresses your gag and vomit reflexes, so you can drink and drink without feeling sick. Ordinarily if you drink too much, you vomit to get rid of the excess alcohol, but if you're mixing it with marijuana, you never even feel nauseated. Next thing you know - alcohol poisoning. Check-out time.

Either alcohol OR marijuana, never both, ladies!

JennyDahl
12-15-2006, 05:53 PM
Why ever drink? Why ever tan? Etc. For the fun of it! Trying pot once or twice isn't going to ruin me.

This sounds like a after school speical .....lame . Drugs are bad , adults are suppose to know that ! Although when I was 20-ish I got my mom who was almost 50 to smoke a joint with me , it was her first and last time .

Sirona
12-15-2006, 07:38 PM
I want to reiterate Maxine's warning about mixing weed and alcohol! It's a very easy way to die. Marijuana supresses your gag and vomit reflexes, so you can drink and drink without feeling sick. Ordinarily if you drink too much, you vomit to get rid of the excess alcohol, but if you're mixing it with marijuana, you never even feel nauseated. Next thing you know - alcohol poisoning. Check-out time.

Either alcohol OR marijuana, never both, ladies!

Aw hell. I already have an almost non-exsistant gag reflex. :)

TheSexKitten
12-15-2006, 07:41 PM
Whoa speaking of being a pot noob I tried pot for the first time last night! Had a good time. I kept laughing because I thought I was keeping a secret from everyone.

Not something to do habitually, but it was cool.

JustJayda
12-15-2006, 10:49 PM
Aw hell. I already have an almost non-exsistant gag reflex. :)

TOTALLY AGREE^^^.

But, I earned the WCF (World Cocksucking Fedaration) Championship belt, while high as a mutha-phucka!! Hopefully, I'll get to defend my title soon}:D

layka
12-16-2006, 04:22 AM
lol Lola Rose I am from the south! How could you ever tell? :-[ :)

That's just a zany experience I had to share, pot+party+high friends= chaos

layka
12-16-2006, 04:26 AM
JustJayda thats funny, I thought I was the only one who could suck a mean cock while blunted. LMAO;)

Bridgette
12-16-2006, 05:33 AM
Hmm. I don't think I've ever tried sucking dick while high. I was always too giggly and ready to party I guess. Pot makes me REALLY happy ;D

smartcookie
12-16-2006, 11:10 AM
Dry mouth makes blowjobs a little difficult.

I like pot. I really do. Unfortunately I can't make a regular thing of it because I can no longer smoke without compromising my immune system...and when I went through my last hardcore stoner phase two years ago I'd get constant phone calls that went like this:

caller: Hello - smartcookie? Where are you? You were supposed to be here three hours ago!

smartcookie: Huh?

However: I'm going to Jamaica in February and I fully intend to sample the local foliage.

Sirona
12-16-2006, 11:19 AM
Dry mouth makes blowjobs a little difficult.

Drink a little OJ, it help immensely. :)

Cally
12-16-2006, 11:58 AM
Dry mouth makes blowjobs a little difficult.

I like pot. I really do. Unfortunately I can't make a regular thing of it because I can no longer smoke without compromising my immune system...and when I went through my last hardcore stoner phase two years ago I'd get constant phone calls that went like this:

caller: Hello - smartcookie? Where are you? You were supposed to be here three hours ago!

smartcookie: Huh?

However: I'm going to Jamaica in February and I fully intend to sample the local foliage.

LMAO SC... sounds like me n my friends... im constantly calling them to remind them their late ::)

Oh wait.. its them calling me cuz im late.. my bad *giggles*