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SpeakngEZ
07-19-2009, 09:01 PM
It's peanut butter jelly time! It's peanut butter jelly time!! Peanut butter jelly!! Peanut butter jelly!!! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!!!!

callista
07-20-2009, 03:56 AM
where would the peanut butter go? he needs to be more specific!

SpeakngEZ
07-26-2009, 02:29 AM
uncut and likes to drool on tits - m4w - 31 (rb)


i want to suck your titties

callista
07-26-2009, 03:09 AM
uncut and likes to drool on tits - m4w - 31 (rb)


i want to suck your titties

*puke*

SpeakngEZ
07-29-2009, 12:16 AM
Last one, I promise!!!!!

Box of Colored Toothpicks 1000 pieces (Curbside)
Date: 2009-07-28, 7:08PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected]

Free unopened box of colored toothpicks. And not the flat kind--these are the higher quality rounded wood picks.

Can be used for stabbing appetizers, exquisite art projects and your run-of-the-mill teeth picking. $cost was $2.59 new.

Email me with name and tele number. Due to the high number of inquiries I expect to receive, the first person I can confirm, will get these toothpicks.

Serious inquiries please.

* Location: Curbside

Prisoner201181
07-29-2009, 12:53 AM
Why are all the cool chicks so fat?

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Date: 2009-07-10, 12:32AM CDT



I mean, yeah, so I'm a dick for saying it out loud, but I'm sure most the guys on here think the same thing. I mean, why is it every time I click on a title on CL talking about some chick is tattooed, funny, love horror movies, video games, etc..., why is it ALWAYS some huge pale chick? Are there no in shape, or even athletic women out there with the same qualities? All I know is that from personal experience, it seems that outwardly attractive women seem to think they're so cute, they don't need any of those other cool attributes, whereas the fat ones or outwardly not so eye pleasing figure that they need every advantage possible, so they make themselves like what guys like...porn, video games, and fishing...goofy shit like that. Here's an idea, how bout someone, ANYONE proove me wrong? I don't care if we date or not, how bout ONE woman under 1200lbs and who doesn't look like a gargoyle hit me back with some mail just so I can eat crow. That'd be great...my b-day is next week and I'd like crow for breakfast. yeah...and cat meat...cause I hate cats but they make a great meatball sandwich with 56grams of protein.


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This is scary, because I actually suggested celebrating New Year's redneck style, by roasting squirrel and setting off fireworks and spending the night in/outside of (depending on participation) a trailer my friend owned. Of course we'd all be in proper attire, daisy dukes for girls, wife beaters for guys, and slightly enebriated and have nicknames like Cletus and Cindy Lou for the evening. We'd have to go bowling before that and have a deck of cards missing one card of course to play strip poker with later. I even went as far as to suggest if anyone had the desire they could bring moonshine and volunteered to color a tooth black. Perfectly there was a kiddie pool we could haul there also, which means we could actually bathe LOL! Sadly I really wanted to do this, but my boyfriend of the time wasn't too into it and thought I was a moron for suggesting and planning it this much. But really it only took like a minute of thought. This relates only because eating squirrel is almost as repulsive as eating crow.