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smartcookie
12-28-2006, 07:05 PM
Oooh! I love "Casual Encounters". Nothing makes me laugh so hard. There's this one guy who posts about ten times a day in New York...he has all these cheesedick pics and his text ends up with:

"U need to host because I live with my parents".

I have to find it for all of you.

Sometimes I think of doing an art project that's a collage of all the random dick pics from CL.

Check this guy out - what a romantic!



What do you wanna bet that this guy will end up bawling his eyes out and wanting to be held:



This one needs no other introduction than Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Cameo
12-28-2006, 08:18 PM
That last one is disturbing!

zippyelf
12-28-2006, 08:57 PM
Oh shit... I about died.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/254615356.html

gingerlee
12-28-2006, 09:05 PM
Oh shit... I about died.




I ALWAYS consider how long a person can spin around in a chair without getting dizzy when I want to go on a date. Would it be wrong to be a total smartass and write him just to see how nuts he really is? We could go on dates and hold our breath together in the hot tub. I can see it now, it will be just perfect...

cameronfl
12-28-2006, 09:06 PM
Oh shit... I about died.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/254615356.html

OMG....thats TOO funny!!!


I'm SO glad I started this thread....you have all found such great stuff...keeps me giggling all day!!!

Katrine
12-28-2006, 09:57 PM
Found it, http://sandiego.craigslist.org/cas/253241167.html
Warning, there's also a picture of his very ugly penis. Bleh.

So THAT'S what Sh0t's been up to! ;D

Bella21
12-28-2006, 11:29 PM
Oh shit... I about died.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/254615356.html

IS THAT FOR REAL?! OMG! The best part is: So I'm seeing if there are any girls who want to date an astronaut. I'm expecting a large response, obviously, so just write me and send a pic and if your good enough I'll tell you where the tryouts are (probably gonna be at the mall).

I can't even laugh yet!

EDIT: The laughing has started.

EDIT2: "But anyway my dad keeps telling me that every good astronaut has a great woman by his side (John Glenn, Neil Armstrong, Tom Hanks, Ben Affleck just to name a few of the greats). "

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "SPACESHIPS" HAHAHAHA

Yekhefah
12-29-2006, 12:24 AM
I just found this one, and it has an absolutely hilarious typo.

sxybrat07
12-29-2006, 12:28 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: Sad part is, is that the typo probably made the ad more correct. Lol.

Yekhefah
12-29-2006, 12:32 AM
My thoughts exactly! My first thought was, "Wow, a little honesty for once!"

scorpio
12-29-2006, 02:41 AM
OK..I HAD to send an email just to see the response.....

" BE NUDE ANSWER PHONES THE FIRST FACE THEY SEE WHEN THEY WALK INTO OUR OFFICE IF INTERESTED PLEASE SEND A PHOTO ALONG WITH CONTACT NUMBER. 2 K PER WEEK CASH NUDE RECEPTIONIST PLEASE BE OPEN MINDED SPONTANEOUS NOT AFRAID OF A SEXUAL ENVIRONMENT AS IT IS AN ADULT FILM COMPANY. "


I told him I had no receptionist experience ...so what would I be doing....lol....heres the response....dear lord...

"answering phones nudity able to be in a highly sexual atmosphere and able to be and dress sexy alot of nudity and at times work in sexy clothing, bra and panties and maybe sex depends on how well you fit in. we will train you on everything just come in for an interview 2morrow around 9am to the address"

and maybe some sex....

Could NOT stop laughing....

you're going to work for Borat? "Making some American style sexy time and caling phones for Khazachstan!"

francescadubois
12-29-2006, 11:10 AM
My thoughts exactly! My first thought was, "Wow, a little honesty for once!"

LOL!! I found it!! Don't you just love the tone, "I might let you come to my party..."?

Magdalena_666
12-29-2006, 01:18 PM
you totally should. If I was there I'ld be tempted. She needs to know, before her husband gives her a disease or has a child w/ another woman.

I agree with you and Emily. Guy's like this make me SICK to my stomach. What an asshole.

Lysondra
12-29-2006, 09:00 PM
I just found this one, and it has an absolutely hilarious typo. See if you can find it. (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/msr/254594954.html)

That one took me a second... HAHAHAHA...

Yekhefah
12-30-2006, 12:08 PM
The only way makes any sense to me is if the poster is a psychiatrist.

teeth_of_the_hydra
12-30-2006, 12:33 PM
What the hell is wrong with his dick? Seriously, it's scary looking. But on a lighter note, I just started the Craigslist Diet. Anytime I want a few Oreos, I'm going to log on and find something that kills my appetite on the spot. Thank you Emily, because I think this is one of the few things in the world that will actually work on me.

God people are weird, who actually shows up when people post ads like that?


Hahaha, I think I lost a few pounds with the help of Tampa's famous "anal nurse" a few months back... and before you ask, I never had to hire her to achieve that result; the anal nurse's ads alone were like an instant gastric bypass.

Drat... I can't find any of her ads. Basically she was a 60-something woman who posted pictures of herself splay-legged, varicose-veined and latex-gloved in the living room of a double-wide surrounded by weird medical paraphernalia. Her command of the English language was breathtaking... my favorite of her ads went something like:

62WFANAL NURSE MOMMY takes anal temperature erotic anal fun
You face is warm. and hot.

I had no idea anyone shared my love for the absurdity of Craigslist. It's made many otherwise boring afternoons into hilarious good times, that's for damn sure.

cameronfl
12-30-2006, 02:02 PM
ok again I have to say....STRAIGHT guys wouldnt answer ads like this:

Cum and Go!
Are you a str8 guy who has always been interested in what it was like to get a GREAT blowjob from another guy? Then here is your chance. U cum and go. Got str8 porno playing all you have to do is come in, kick back, me blow you, you cum, you go. All you do is enjoy. Also, if something happens GREAT!! If not...then be on your way with NO strings and NO questions!!

Can promise that you WILL LOVE it!! Just try it. NO ONE knows what it feels like to give another guy GREAT head except for another guy!! Guess what....getting AWESOME head from another guy...DOESN'T mean that you are gay or bi.......

I you want more just say so. Please attach pics and lets get this thing going!


but hey...if you need some drugs:

Seeking Party Girl for Tonight - m4w - 21
very attractive 21yr old white guy, looking for a girl to come party tonight.
i got the party supplies, just need someone to have fun with.
shoot me an e-mail, i can travel


any drivers??....
Looking for trucker - m4m - 27
Looking for a trucker that can plow me in his cab. Cub guy here 27, cute, funny and nice guy overall. Lemmee know.

sxybrat07
12-30-2006, 02:23 PM
hahah this one cracks me up...

http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/cas/254303255.html

wink wink, wink wink

Vyanka
12-30-2006, 08:55 PM
Ok this made me spit up coffee..lololol

Who like to eat man ass - m4m - 29

am going home tonight and i am dying for an awesome ass eating before i leave. i am 29 ital 6'5 240lbs - i just want a deep good and long asss eating from a dude who likes to eat ass. i will suck you off to return the favour. YOU MUST HAVE PICS - I WONT MEET WITHOUT. i would prefer somebody young and bi pussy lickers eat ass better.
NOBODY OVER 40. if you are between 18-21 i could be generous.
thats MY ASS - holla

hahahahahaha

Vyanka
12-30-2006, 09:05 PM
Lot of funny shit in here. Can't believe I didn't look in here before. lol

turbobrick
12-30-2006, 09:15 PM
He must not be very good looking if he has to pay for a kiss

cameronfl
12-31-2006, 01:12 PM
ok...the "rants and raves" section is even funnier.....


"19 and in 8th grade? Is this for real?
Arrest Date: 12/29/2006 Time: 23:30 CAD #: Offense #: KWPD06OFF7802
Name: KAUFFMAN, DEVIN ERIC DoB:12/10/1987 Age:19 Sex:M Race:W
Address:

Occupation:
STUDENT 8TH GRADE
STUDENT in KEY WEST
SKI TOUR GUIDE
TOUR GUIDE
Arrest Location: 425 FRONT STREET, KEY WEST
Charges:
2 Misdemeanor Count(s) of 784.03.1a1
BATTERY - TOUCH OR STRIKE
1 Felony Count(s) of 806.13.1b3
DAMAGE PROP-CRIM MISCH - OVER 1000 DOLLARS
Officer/Agency: KWPD, - KWPD Bond Amount: $0 "


"How Much??

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-12-27, 9:21AM EST


I want to buy myself and then play with me. "



"SHUT THAT DAMN COMMERCIAL OFF!!!!!

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-12-23, 11:41AM EST


K IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS . . . . .

"Im thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinkking of a number between 400 and --- blah blah...can you guess what it is??"

PULL THE PLUG .. ITS ANNOYING & SUX "


"No Cocaine hangover today!

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-12-17, 7:59PM EST


Hi, I would just like to congratulate myself on having no cocaine hangover today! This means i can enjoy the day without pain and regret! Thanks, me!

"

Yekhefah
02-04-2007, 03:39 PM
I found in Casual Encounters today. :laughing:

Bella21
02-04-2007, 03:46 PM
"Super Wood"?! I wonder how long it took him to think THAT up. Ugh.

Yekhefah
02-04-2007, 03:50 PM
I know! It's so clever, I can barely restrain myself from calling him. I mean, he's even got condoms! :couple:

Miss Jessica
02-04-2007, 04:31 PM
That's really gross and sad. Just as gross and sad as paying for sex. :yuck:

Emily
02-04-2007, 04:34 PM
I love craiglist! It's almost as entertaining as here.

HE'S MINE!
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/m4w/273092489.html

here's one for Yek
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/m4w/273116360.html

cameronfl
02-04-2007, 06:13 PM
I have tears in my eyes for these mothers.....(of course it is tears of laughter ...)

http://fortlauderdale.craigslist.org/rnr/272169427.html

Katrine
02-04-2007, 06:39 PM
I have tears in my eyes for these mothers.....(of course it is tears of laughter ...)

http://fortlauderdale.craigslist.org/rnr/272169427.html

Wow, Deogol is posting on CL in Florida, how that....::)

LuckiCharm
02-04-2007, 06:53 PM
lol yall are terrible...im still laughing about the "fan of 20's".....HES BALLIN BALLIN with his stack of $300!!!!!

gingerlee
02-04-2007, 09:51 PM
lol yall are terrible...im still laughing about the "fan of 20's".....HES BALLIN BALLIN with his stack of $300!!!!!

No, Emily's new guy has a fan of $100's, he's totally big ballin'. ;D Exactly what do they think showing a fan of money is going to get them? It makes me want to hit them for being stupid and walk away with their money.

Lysondra
02-04-2007, 09:57 PM
Dude, you KNOW these guys get their rent money, fan it out and then pay their rent with it.

"Dude, aren't I cool with my 8 100's... shh, nobody will know my rent is only $800..in LA!"

PaigeDWinter
02-04-2007, 10:09 PM
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.


Oh keeeee-rist. AHAHAHAHAA!!!!

blondhottie
02-05-2007, 03:31 PM
Here's a couple gems from my hometown:

Anyone fancy a parking lot fuck?

http://appleton.craigslist.org/cas/272289322.html

WTF?

http://appleton.craigslist.org/mis/271629142.html

Mostly people looking for no-strings-attached sex. And yeah, all the married men on there looking for affairs piss me off too.

Yekhefah
02-05-2007, 05:58 PM
My new .

cameronfl
02-05-2007, 06:04 PM
just....wow....

http://keys.craigslist.org/cas/271168623.html


hot stuff:
http://keys.craigslist.org/rnr/273062866.html

Yekhefah
02-13-2007, 10:48 AM
I have sensitive nipples, you have sensitive nipples, let's make out! (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cas/278105267.html)

Emily
02-13-2007, 11:01 AM
I have a slight confession.... :-[

While browsing CL ads last week, I met one that I slept with...twice. I think that's the end of our relationship. I think I need some anitbiotics.

That's all!

Yekhefah
02-13-2007, 11:02 AM
Really, Em? I've seen some that I want to, but I'm too chicken. How do you make sure it's safe?

Emily
02-13-2007, 11:04 AM
I met him at a restaurant and there was good sexual chemistry. So we went to his house and all was good. Then we went to my house...

rozz
02-13-2007, 02:24 PM
Hrmm, was reading this thread and got to the "salad tossing" bit. Made me remember a fundraiser I did a few years back. Bake sale and an even to see who could toss a very big bag of salad the farthest. It was called "Eat My Cookies, Toss My Salad." We raised lots.

Yekhefah
02-22-2007, 10:34 PM
And the award for goes to...

twisterinAZ
02-22-2007, 11:58 PM
Pre op trannies that want to have relationships with women...now that's a hard sell

I never even thought of that !

gingerlee
02-23-2007, 12:04 AM
And the award for goes to...

WTF is the thing on his lap?? A monkey?

BrunetteGoddess
02-23-2007, 08:54 AM
What's wrong with his face as well???

Yekhefah
02-23-2007, 09:06 AM
Yes, it appears to be a monkey playing with his penis, and he seems to be either smiling or cumming.

gingerlee
02-23-2007, 01:27 PM
Yes, it appears to be a monkey playing with his penis, and he seems to be either smiling or cumming.


Yep, that image has added at least another year of therapy to my life. ;D

cameronfl
02-23-2007, 02:00 PM
Yep, that image has added at least another year of therapy to my life. ;D

The monkeys life too I bet....

cameronfl
03-16-2007, 01:45 PM
Ok ladies...let the bidding begin...

http://fortlauderdale.craigslist.org/cas/294970901.html

$$$magnet
03-16-2007, 01:48 PM
oh god..... (barfs in hand):yikes: