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sxybrat07
03-16-2007, 01:51 PM
aw, it's been taken down, i wanna see!!!

cameronfl
03-16-2007, 01:54 PM
aw, it's been taken down, i wanna see!!!

That last one? The link still works for me...?

Mr Hyde
03-16-2007, 01:57 PM
How about this? How can anyone turn down this offer?

http://tampa.craigslist.org/zip/286257788.html

Sinful333
03-16-2007, 11:10 PM
http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/m4w/295406572.html

I laughed

http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/m4w/294245857.html

laughed again

Katrine
03-17-2007, 12:53 PM
Ooooh, I like the first guy in Salt Lake, cutie!

zippyelf
03-18-2007, 10:13 AM
http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/282637295.html

geez...

Sinful333
03-18-2007, 02:42 PM
http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/282637295.html

geez...

Hahaha

idreamofaislin
03-18-2007, 05:15 PM
http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/282637295.html

geez...

Oh, how romantic! *eyeroll* XD

gingerlee
03-18-2007, 06:22 PM
geez...

Oooh, he's my Prince Charming. How could I go wrong with this guy? ::)

Yekhefah
03-24-2007, 09:46 AM
Anyone looking for a ?

cameronfl
03-24-2007, 09:54 AM
http://fortlauderdale.craigslist.org/adg/299203495.html

this is not a sexual thing...ummm...ok....WTF?

gingerlee
03-24-2007, 06:09 PM
this is not a sexual thing...ummm...ok....WTF?

Nooooo, that's not sexual at all! Some people are so weird, how is he going to try and pass that off as non-sexual?

cameronfl
03-24-2007, 06:12 PM
Ok..this wouldnt normally be so funny..until you realize its posted in the FT LAUDERDALE FL section in MARCH where its now about 85 degrees out

http://fortlauderdale.craigslist.org/cas/299872296.html

sc0101
03-24-2007, 06:13 PM
http://fortlauderdale.craigslist.org/adg/299203495.html

this is not a sexual thing...ummm...ok....WTF?

Yes sitting on some strangers face is not remotely sexual /:O

gingerlee
03-25-2007, 02:32 AM
Ok..this wouldnt normally be so funny..until you realize its posted in the FT LAUDERDALE FL section in MARCH where its now about 85 degrees out



Is it wrong that the only thing I could think of when I read that was "Is this person trying to find somebody to do coke with him, or does he want to go on a ski trip?"

Yekhefah
03-25-2007, 09:54 AM
^^^ Those ski posts are all over the Los Angeles site. It's definitely a coke thing.

cameronfl
03-25-2007, 09:57 AM
wow..I'm naive...the thought of coke didnt even occur to me....duh

gypsy_girlchild
03-25-2007, 06:57 PM
http://richmond.craigslist.org/rnr/300401765.html
this guy is a tool

gingerlee
03-25-2007, 08:44 PM
^^^ Those ski posts are all over the Los Angeles site. It's definitely a coke thing.

Thank goodness it's a coke thing, I was beginning to think I was really jaded.

hardkandee
03-25-2007, 09:10 PM
http://tucson.craigslist.org/cas/294872191.html

What? Is this another thing I'm too naive to get?

Lysondra
03-25-2007, 09:12 PM
He wants a fag...what now?

Yekhefah
03-26-2007, 09:34 AM
^^^ That or he wants to try pot or something.

Yekhefah
03-29-2007, 08:23 PM
If you like a full paragraph that means you are not going to get a cent for your anus. (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/adg/302875281.html)

cameronfl
03-29-2007, 08:24 PM
If you like a full paragraph that means you are not going to get a cent for your anus. (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/adg/302875281.html)

nice...hey at least he's honest!

AlexxaHex
03-29-2007, 09:11 PM
I would love to spend all my money on you but if I did I don't know how I would pay for all the luxeries that make me happy like japanese foreign films and working out supplements.

:rotfl:

BalletBaby
03-29-2007, 11:53 PM
http://houston.craigslist.org/stp/301958497.html

Aw, a stranger can sleep on my couch anyday::). Hell why not climb into bed with me!

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/302832095.html

If you say so!

gingerlee
03-30-2007, 12:02 PM
Aw, a stranger can sleep on my couch anyday::). Hell why not climb into bed with me!



If you say so!

*Fluffs pillows on couch to prepare for her new guest* Hey, he didn't say he couldn't travel.

Yekhefah
03-30-2007, 05:43 PM
Another entry in the "Points for Honesty" category... (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/adg/303329271.html)

cameronfl
03-30-2007, 06:54 PM
This must be one HOT mortgage company...
http://fortlauderdale.craigslist.org/adg/300655129.html


this is just pitiful...
http://fortlauderdale.craigslist.org/adg/300389042.html

redhothoney
04-07-2007, 01:40 PM
like your getting punished if you dont fit in, no i hope the applicant doesn't fit in.

Yekhefah
04-10-2007, 08:22 PM
Wow... and I thought *I* was a !

BalletBaby
04-10-2007, 08:27 PM
Wow... and I thought *I* was a shameless filmmaker (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/tfr/309695564.html)!

Tired of the same Hollywood crap!?

Lol. Yeah but I tend to not like any kind of crap.

Yekhefah
04-10-2007, 09:36 PM
I think that's a joke. It has to be. A 483-page shooting script? No way... even a shooting script for a 3.5-hour action movie (which is nuts) wouldn't be half that long. $200 million for an unknown filmmaker is of course ridiculous, and TimmyTimTim Productions? :laughing: This is a really funny joke if that's what it is... but you know, this is Hollywood and I would NOT put it past someone out here to be serious about this either. You never know.

Yekhefah
04-19-2007, 10:03 AM
Now casting for !

cameron_keys
04-19-2007, 10:22 AM
Now casting for !

Even scarier is that one of the open roles is for a CHILD.

cameron_keys
04-19-2007, 10:26 AM
Hey...come work for me and be my whore on the side...




this guy obviously worships Trent Walker(vince vaughns character in Swingers)..."beatiful babies"????

Yekhefah
04-19-2007, 10:28 AM
Ahahaha! The fun is just HIS little perk! For $10-15 an hour!

Oh yeah, baby, sign me up! ::)

MrChristopher
04-19-2007, 10:32 AM
"The Legend Of My Heart-Shaped Anus" is easily one of the best titles I have ever heard. Brilliant!:D

Embyr
04-19-2007, 09:52 PM
oh dear... hell no, please please say it's not so....

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cas/314861817.html

BalletBaby
04-19-2007, 09:54 PM
^^It's gone! What did it say?

Embyr
04-19-2007, 09:58 PM
^^It's gone! What did it say?

SHIT you're right!!! Thank god... "K-9 Play?" "I have my super sexy black lab in a hotel with me, and they allow dogs..."

:O :-\ NOOOOOOOOOo

BalletBaby
04-19-2007, 10:37 PM
:O Good thing they took that down. Ew. My dog is half lab.

Gretchen
04-19-2007, 10:45 PM
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/bts/314726565.html This creep has been posting weekly for about 6 months now.

"If your a female that would like the fact that you can have a Brazilian waxing done by a Professional Female aestheticina at a Day SPa at not cost to you then this is your posting. If you are presently shaving you will need two weeks growth prior to your appointment. Once done you should be good for three to four weeks until your next appointment. The waxing will be done following all the rules of the spa in front of a white male that will pay for your waxing. Interested females respond with questions you may have. Spa is in orange county but worth the trip with the cost of waxing nowadays."

I remember a guy posting a few months ago in the LA section that he'd pay 100 bucks for buttsecks "but the reason I am not paying more is that i am verrry good loooking"

CE and Adult sections are always good for a laugh.

Lysondra
04-19-2007, 10:46 PM
So he'll pay for you to get waxed if he watches?

.. is it bad I'd kinda go for that?

Gretchen
04-19-2007, 11:02 PM
^^ Haha I can't make up my mind either if it is or isn't.

My sister actually brought this post up on Easter. She was horrified but my mom said she'd go for it in a second. My mom and I are both queen's of bargain hunting and waxing is $$$ around here.

Part of me thinks theres got to be some catch and part of me is thinking hell free wax!!!

Yekhefah
04-19-2007, 11:07 PM
I'll be right over! (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/cas/315263564.html)

MrChristopher
04-19-2007, 11:55 PM
^Oh, Yek...this is GOLD.

"If you are really special I can demonstrate my creative spatula, slinky, hula hoop and cooking spray treatment... :) "

I don't really want to know, but dammit. Yes. Yes I DO.

gingerlee
04-20-2007, 06:36 AM
^^Yeah, WTF is he doing with a slinky and a hula hoop during any kind of sexual context?! I want to know, somebody email him...

zippyelf
04-20-2007, 07:19 AM
Someone's full of themself.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/313740592.html

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/315330437.html

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/315330437.html

short skirts
04-21-2007, 10:06 PM
Damn undercovers are everywhere still trying to trick everyone. It's just not fair.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/stp/315541017.html