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Lysondra
04-22-2007, 03:46 AM
^ I'd do that, too. :O
Yekhefah
04-22-2007, 09:23 AM
Damn undercovers are everywhere still trying to trick everyone. It's just not fair.
How is that an undercover? I didn't see any suggestion of anything illegal in that.
Lysondra
04-22-2007, 04:10 PM
^ I think she meant undercover gays tricking everyone into thinking they're straight
cameron_keys
05-09-2007, 12:49 PM
Lovely.....
and oh no..ewww..ewww...ewwww
gingerlee
05-09-2007, 01:07 PM
Lovely.....
and oh no..ewww..ewww...ewwww
Holy jesus.....WTF? Reading that second one made me sick, really it did.
Chrissy68
05-09-2007, 01:14 PM
ewwwww is right
heh: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cas/327438030.html
Gretchen
05-09-2007, 11:01 PM
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cas/327973427.html
Where do I sign up? ;)
Cally
05-09-2007, 11:13 PM
Lovely.....
and oh no..ewww..ewww...ewwww
Damnit they got flagged!! What were they?
gingerlee
05-09-2007, 11:38 PM
Damnit they got flagged!! What were they?
Second one was about screwing a dog...seriously it was gross.
cameron_keys
05-10-2007, 08:28 AM
I'm still getting them when I click on the link..wierd...anyway..here yougo if you cant see it:
#1:want a methhead to u$e - m4m - 40
Looking for some slammer tina straight buds to $ponsor. Want to use you and play with you while your peaked.
#2:8.5 cut - looking for a dog owner (he mounts me, you suck me) - m4m - 38
Tell me about your dog - does he have his balls? want to see him get laid? get the knot in me? I would love for you to suck me after.......I am very well hung. This is real.
BalletBaby
05-10-2007, 11:05 AM
#2:8.5 cut - looking for a dog owner (he mounts me, you suck me) - m4m - 38
Tell me about your dog - does he have his balls? want to see him get laid? get the knot in me? I would love for you to suck me after.......I am very well hung. This is real.
*VOMIT*
Well at least my dog doesn't have his balls:eek::ill::yuck:
Yekhefah
06-01-2007, 03:05 PM
This was in Erotic Services. WTF?
miss marina
06-01-2007, 03:08 PM
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Where do I sign up?
HA, yeah what a winner..
miss marina
06-01-2007, 03:09 PM
This was in Erotic Services. WTF?
damn, it was flagged!
needtodance
06-01-2007, 03:11 PM
Can y'all copy paste these into the messages? I'm too late for all the fun-all of them have been removed! *pouts*
Yekhefah
06-01-2007, 03:13 PM
Flagged? It still comes up for me. Here it is...
HEEEEELPP!!!! I'M BEING THREATENED BY THE ORTHODOX JEWS!!!!! - m4m
Reply to:
[email protected]
Date: 2007-06-01, 2:46PM PDT
I might be available right now. gimme a try and see if I am....
I'm reasonably fit, pleasant, civilized, ethical.
:::* A Nice ::Jewish :::: :::Boy ******** for Sale ::::*:::*******:-) - m4m
I'm good at erotic rub down.
Into safety.
miss marina
06-01-2007, 03:16 PM
hmm, it wont come up for me. lol @ "gimme a try and see if i am"::)
Yekhefah
07-07-2007, 03:46 PM
You know you want him, ladies. :laughing:
http://images.craigslist.org/01010201020501041220070707aa0a2ef8d8968da60800c24f .jpg
virgoamm
07-07-2007, 04:06 PM
Whoah-my eyes! 70's porn, anyone?? All...that..HAIR!
gingerlee
07-07-2007, 04:15 PM
Ack! Why? Why would somebody want to post a pic of themselves looking like that? Somebody tell me, please, because that is so not hot IMO.
Is there some way I can send him a razor?
cherryripeboyII
07-07-2007, 04:50 PM
^Chat him up all annon, get him to give you an address where you can send some glossy pics and then post a pair of scisors, some wax, and a couple of razors and some shaving oil....
uhh ok why am I getting so detailed here LOL.
Oh and if you want to advertise a cock, they almost always look longer with hair trimmed/shaved.
cherryripeboyII
07-07-2007, 04:52 PM
Can y'all copy paste these into the messages? I'm too late for all the fun-all of them have been removed! *pouts*
As it has been discovered in a more explicit post, please post the text of such messages in the thread, otherwise we will never know what was so funny.
yogibear179
07-07-2007, 10:48 PM
yum.
http://denver.craigslist.org/cas/368904086.html
BalletBaby
07-07-2007, 11:38 PM
^^Flagged:(
Yekhefah
08-03-2007, 03:31 PM
Creepy Alert!!! (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/w4w/388435514.html) :O
phillyvixen
08-03-2007, 03:42 PM
^^ ugh that is gross
cameron_keys
08-03-2007, 03:43 PM
^^ EW. Just ew.
Cpl of winners:
NEED TO UNLOAD ASAP!! - m4m - 24
24 YR OLD, HISPANIC, NEED TO UNLOAD ASAP!, JUST BROKE UP WITH MY GF , NO ENDLESS EMAILS. DO NOT WANT TO RECIPROCATE, PLEASE YOU MUST HOST NEARBY BECAUSE I CANT.
Speaking of WTF...
cameron_keys
08-03-2007, 03:48 PM
I'm oh so tempted to respond....
OMFG.....I am PRAYING for this chick to miscarry...what a life this kid will have if it is born..this is just sickening...
gross
Lysondra
08-03-2007, 05:28 PM
I'm oh so tempted to respond....
http://fortlauderdale.craigslist.org/adg/388120645.html
OMFG.....I am PRAYING for this chick to miscarry...what a life this kid will have if it is born..this is just sickening...
http://miami.craigslist.org/cas/388738072.html
gross
http://miami.craigslist.org/adg/388697008.html
That first one is amazing.
Alaska
08-03-2007, 06:12 PM
Upmost?
aaahahahaha
Alaska
08-03-2007, 06:14 PM
Best breast contest! Win $100.00. Send sample pics for info. Prizes for Best Small Breasts and Best Large Breasts. Do you know ANY GIRLS with Big Breasts or small breasts that might be intrested? Let them know. NO pics NO reply. Especally looking for Asian Asian/Mix, White and Hispanic girls. Even Cell phone pics will work. Ps. You dont have to show your face in the pics.
Yekhefah
08-03-2007, 06:19 PM
^^^ :laughing: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yekhefah
09-10-2007, 04:34 PM
Anyone need to make $75? (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/adg/419067156.html)
BalletBaby
09-10-2007, 06:16 PM
^ 75 bucks? That's it?! If I could queef on command I would charge more than that.
Yekhefah
09-10-2007, 06:36 PM
Seriously, especially if I had to show up at a stranger's birthday party and queef an actual song. That's worth a hell of a lot more than $75, but what the hey, I can't queef on command so whaddoIknow.
zxcire
09-10-2007, 07:41 PM
I can queef on command! It's all in the stomach muscles!
...strangely proud of this.
AznExtasy
09-10-2007, 08:10 PM
I always queef at the worst moments and embarass myself.
kelster
09-12-2007, 11:44 AM
any real ladys on here? that need a bangin - m4w - 20 (http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cas/420622665.html)
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cas/420622665.html
Seeking a retired woman or couple to do nude house work - m4mw - 47 (http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cas/420576287.html)
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cas/420576287.html
You first, my dear... - w4cd - 26 (http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/msr/417675327.html)
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/msr/417675327.html
pinkkitten
09-12-2007, 11:52 AM
^^^ wow, that last one. "Should you choose not to be loyal and faithful to me, I will promptly cut your balls off stuff them down you throat and leave you as the bitch you are bleeding on the kitchen floor. I expect the same in return. "
miss marina
09-12-2007, 11:54 AM
^
Do not be a slut that has to take it from every passing guy/girl. Be MY slut and my slut only.
lol..weirdos
Katrine
09-12-2007, 05:26 PM
Hmmm....perhaps I should advertise for a naked cleaning sissy? My place is always in shambles!
BalletBaby
09-12-2007, 11:36 PM
^I'd drive to Texas to do naked cleaning for you}:D
pookie
09-13-2007, 06:26 AM
I think the dude who likes to be naked should just move to a nudest colony. He would probably be very happy there.
Yekhefah
09-13-2007, 03:42 PM
^^^ Nope, for nudists it's not supposed to be about sex. The nude housecleaning guy gets a sexual kick out of it. I had a slave clean my house in the nude once, but he did a pretty crappy job and got on my nerves. I'd rather just do my own cleaning.
Gretchen
09-14-2007, 02:53 PM
Hiring pan handlers? Idiots!
Reply to:
[email protected] (
[email protected]?subject=Pan%20Handle)
Date: 2007-09-14, 2:33PM PDT
Seeking highly motivated indaviduals to pan handle in various terratories of Los Angeles. You will be working w/ the public. Dress and hours are flexable. at the end of each day you must exchange coins at the 'Coin Star' for bills.
You get to keep 30% of days earnings and deposite 70% remainder (in Cash) w/ our company. You must be good at math & know how to use a calculator.
Interested parties send letter of introduction, resume, and any applicable certificates, or scolastic documentation via Craigs List. Serious inquaries only.
Thanks.
Location: LA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 30% comission
FrustratedBunny
09-14-2007, 06:31 PM
Third Urinal at the Phoenix:
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/m4m/410391723.html
Flick6
09-14-2007, 07:49 PM
Does queefe mean burp???
gingerlee
09-14-2007, 08:01 PM
Does queefe mean burp???
How can I say this...it's when your va jay jay farts. That's the best way I can describe it without getting all clinical about it.
miss marina
09-14-2007, 08:28 PM
lol...aww man that line cracks me up!!
gingerlee
09-14-2007, 08:59 PM
lol...aww man that line cracks me up!!
Va jay jay? It actually makes me laugh too, and I normally say 'hoo ha', but va jay jay sounded less offensive for me today.