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Alaska
02-12-2008, 05:47 PM
Lol, new car or sex!! And I thought 7G's was cheap...

cameron_keys
02-12-2008, 05:56 PM
Wow...bitter much?

OdysseusNJ
02-12-2008, 05:57 PM
Wow...bitter much?



What an idiot. And that's a weak little pecker he's got there.

I wonder if it's just some porn site trying to harvest email addresses.

cameron_keys
02-12-2008, 05:59 PM
Ewwww

gingerlee
02-12-2008, 06:01 PM
^^Is that from the 'Freaks of Cock' series? Those fake dicks creep me out...

cameron_keys
02-12-2008, 06:03 PM
^^ no idea. Just ew

cameron_keys
02-12-2008, 06:05 PM
awww..i feel bad for her




owowowowowowowowow

gingerlee
02-12-2008, 06:10 PM
Ok, that chick sounds like me without Seroquel when I've got some evil PMDD going on. I think I've figured out going to Wal-Mart during that time of the month makes my crazy come out more so I avoid it at all costs.

I kinda want to send her a cute boy for Valentine's...

michele_b
02-12-2008, 06:14 PM
awww..i feel bad for her




owowowowowowowowow


AGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!:yikes:

anomar
02-13-2008, 12:48 PM
white supremacist lesbian support group

Alaska
02-13-2008, 04:42 PM
^lol, that should go in the best of!

Yekhefah
02-22-2008, 11:35 PM
The next time someone asks me what a douchebag is, I'll just show them .

Lola Rose
02-22-2008, 11:45 PM
can you all please maybe post the actual txt of the ad, b/c a lot of them are expired. :(

Yekhefah
02-22-2008, 11:47 PM
2 Hot Ass Guys looking to Party after the party with some cutties - mm4ww - 26

We are heading out to Crystal Ball Room, going to do some dancing, drinking and mingling. After we get home, we are planning on having a after hours party at our nice 3000 square foot house in Beaverton/ some hot tubbing. Drinks, dancing, and whatever happens happens.

About us, we are both ex college athletes, in excellent shape, really good looking and just flat out fun.

About you, be ready to have fun, drink and have some fun.


Talk to ya soon,

Travis and Lane

(multiple pics but here's my favorite)
http://images.craigslist.org/01021001160901040820080222ee88530c2e5c77979300e07c .jpg http://images.craigslist.org/010208010412011604200802224a5849ee31b03deadd009be7 .jpg

cameron_keys
04-04-2008, 01:33 PM
ewwwwwwwwww..creepy

BalletBaby
04-04-2008, 02:14 PM
ewwwwwwwwww..creepy

http://fortlauderdale.craigslist.org/adg/628599887.html

What ever are you talking about Cam? He said he's paying!::):P

ajbaer
04-04-2008, 02:40 PM
At least he's payin'....LOL
This makes me wanna go look up our DC CL

ajbaer
04-04-2008, 02:44 PM
I'm just not sure what to make of this.

ajbaer
04-04-2008, 02:47 PM
Also, WTF

ajbaer
04-04-2008, 02:55 PM
I can't fucking believe this guy. Read the second half.
I'm don't posting, sorry

BalletBaby
04-04-2008, 03:24 PM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/rnr/630472477.html

I can't fucking believe this guy. Read the second half.
I'm don't posting, sorry

I want to stab him in the eye with scissors. Rusty scissors.

pookie
04-21-2008, 05:01 AM
http://munich.en.craigslist.org/rnr/612466711.html

ahmeerah
04-21-2008, 05:06 AM
http://munich.en.craigslist.org/rnr/612466711.html

This is an Ad.

pookie
04-21-2008, 05:51 AM
^^^and sadly the only interesting thing in munich

ahmeerah
04-21-2008, 06:00 AM
^^^ haha!

*Iris*
07-04-2008, 05:36 AM
free honey bees (desoto)

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-03, 1:12PM CDT



hundreds of honey bees have made home on the side my garage
free to take (469)878-8414




Location: desoto
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 741641416

AlexxaHex
07-08-2008, 11:48 AM
Here's a fun one:


FUCK KKi think i have obtained an STD (bflo)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-03, 6:10PM EDT


i have a bump on my penis shaft sumtimes its more noticable then other times,and sometimes doesnt even look like it ever existed.it doesnt hurt ever, and im not even sure if i wasnt born with it. its not that big at all probly size of a tiny pimple but it has no pimple like charecteristics.sometimes i go through a jerking off streak of maybe 10x's in a week but at at least 30mins of jerking in a session sometimes up to an hour so idk if this bump could be due to over friction on my penis. i am not a porn addict or have problems.sometimes i dont need to masterbate at all even up to a month without doing that.... i have had sex with 3 girls that had been around the block a bunch of times and i didnt use condom so thats why i am a little worried. theres no way to know 4 sure till i get tested so i thats on my scheduale in the next 2 weeks.

CKXXX
07-08-2008, 01:02 PM
^^HAHAHA! And he felt the need to share his lumpy penis with everyone...why???

Lady Xplicit18
07-08-2008, 01:08 PM
free honey bees (desoto)

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-03, 1:12PM CDT



hundreds of honey bees have made home on the side my garage
free to take (469)878-8414




Location: desoto
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 741641416









LMAO.
wow.
:rotfl: :rotfl:

CherryBomb954
07-08-2008, 01:18 PM
Heehee. I LOVE the pic with his 'fan' of $20's.


Is there anyone besides me that thinks taking a picture like this (whether you are a girl or guy) is totally tacky???
Besides, people who have to prove to the world how much money they want people to perceive they have, don't really have it. At least that's what my dad taught me.

CKXXX
07-08-2008, 01:19 PM
WHOA..I reported this one...trolling for minors??LOVELY...

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/adg/747219557.html

Need female for private porn shoot (Miami)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-08, 3:29PM EDT


Need women of any age, size, race for series of private porn shoots. Must be 16+. Send resume and picture.




* Location: Miami
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $200/hr

gingerlee
07-08-2008, 03:41 PM
^^What. The. Fuck.

Lysondra
07-08-2008, 05:59 PM
Is there anyone besides me that thinks taking a picture like this (whether you are a girl or guy) is totally tacky???
Besides, people who have to prove to the world how much money they want people to perceive they have, don't really have it. At least that's what my dad taught me.

I took a photo of the most money I made in a day cause, yeah... :D

AudreyLeigh
07-08-2008, 06:13 PM
WHOA..I reported this one...trolling for minors??LOVELY...



Need female for private porn shoot (Miami)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-08, 3:29PM EDT


Need women of any age, size, race for series of private porn shoots. Must be 16+. Send resume and picture.




* Location: Miami
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $200/hr

I hope it was a typo. Whats with the compensation being hourly?! Those offers used to piss me off. Do they think Im an idiot? How long does it take to fuck?

CKXXX
07-08-2008, 06:21 PM
I hope it was a typo. Whats with the compensation being hourly?! Those offers used to piss me off. Do they think Im an idiot? How long does it take to fuck?
LOL..yeah..I dont take any "hourly" porn shoots! Or "private" porn shoots for that matter..I LOVEEEE(can you feel the sarcasm?) how thats become acceptable. As if that isnt just hiring a hooker. Taking pictures of it doesn make it porn you douche.

greenidlady1
07-08-2008, 06:21 PM
Here's a fun one:

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/rnr/741911863.html
FUCK KKi think i have obtained an STD (bflo)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-03, 6:10PM EDT


i have a bump on my penis shaft sumtimes its more noticable then other times,and sometimes doesnt even look like it ever existed.it doesnt hurt ever, and im not even sure if i wasnt born with it. its not that big at all probly size of a tiny pimple but it has no pimple like charecteristics.sometimes i go through a jerking off streak of maybe 10x's in a week but at at least 30mins of jerking in a session sometimes up to an hour so idk if this bump could be due to over friction on my penis. i am not a porn addict or have problems.sometimes i dont need to masterbate at all even up to a month without doing that.... i have had sex with 3 girls that had been around the block a bunch of times and i didnt use condom so thats why i am a little worried. theres no way to know 4 sure till i get tested so i thats on my scheduale in the next 2 weeks.

:rotfl: That's classic..

CKXXX
07-08-2008, 06:23 PM
Oh ..heres a good one. "You come over, do your thing as fast as possible, and in a few months, you might get $5000 cash."

OOO..really??? I MIGHT?? WOO FUCKING HOO!!

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/adg/747529487.html

BLOWJOB contest! $5000 to the winner (Ft. Lauderdale)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-08, 7:24PM EDT


First off, let me state that this is completely legitamate and I have multiple references from both producers and models if you desire any comfirmation.

I create amatuer genre videos and have been asked to film a true blowjob contest.

This will be a true $5000 to the winner contest, and no pay for anything less.

I will be filming privately over the next few months, and upon completion will inform the winner and send all those who participated the winning girls clip so they know they truly got beat.

The contest is simple. Make me cum as fast as possible.

There is no 3 hours of prep, and lighting, etc etc. You come over, do your thing as fast as possible, and in a few months, you might get $5000 cash.

Please simply send contact inforamtion and a clear face and body picture.

gingerlee
07-08-2008, 06:27 PM
Oh ..heres a good one. "You come over, do your thing as fast as possible, and in a few months, you might get $5000 cash."

OOO..really??? I MIGHT?? WOO FUCKING HOO!!



BLOWJOB contest! $5000 to the winner (Ft. Lauderdale)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-08, 7:24PM EDT


First off, let me state that this is completely legitamate and I have multiple references from both producers and models if you desire any comfirmation.

I create amatuer genre videos and have been asked to film a true blowjob contest.

This will be a true $5000 to the winner contest, and no pay for anything less.

I will be filming privately over the next few months, and upon completion will inform the winner and send all those who participated the winning girls clip so they know they truly got beat.

The contest is simple. Make me cum as fast as possible.

There is no 3 hours of prep, and lighting, etc etc. You come over, do your thing as fast as possible, and in a few months, you might get $5000 cash.

Please simply send contact inforamtion and a clear face and body picture.

Where do I sign up? I bet I can beat you Cam! :P

CKXXX
07-08-2008, 06:38 PM
Where do I sign up? I bet I can beat you Cam! :P

NEVER!!! <<starts doing jaw exorcises and sucking like a Hoover on crack>>>

TigersMilk
07-08-2008, 07:40 PM
Oh ..heres a good one. "You come over, do your thing as fast as possible, and in a few months, you might get $5000 cash."

OOO..really??? I MIGHT?? WOO FUCKING HOO!!

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/adg/747529487.html

BLOWJOB contest! $5000 to the winner (Ft. Lauderdale)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-08, 7:24PM EDT


First off, let me state that this is completely legitamate and I have multiple references from both producers and models if you desire any comfirmation.

I create amatuer genre videos and have been asked to film a true blowjob contest.

This will be a true $5000 to the winner contest, and no pay for anything less.

I will be filming privately over the next few months, and upon completion will inform the winner and send all those who participated the winning girls clip so they know they truly got beat.

The contest is simple. Make me cum as fast as possible.

There is no 3 hours of prep, and lighting, etc etc. You come over, do your thing as fast as possible, and in a few months, you might get $5000 cash.

Please simply send cntact inforamtion and a clear face and body picture.

LOL!!! WE have a winner!

I found this lovely gem on the first page:
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/m4w/747658067.html

Lysondra
07-08-2008, 07:42 PM
It's a common fetish, diapers...

Alaska
07-10-2008, 03:33 PM
Title is TUNA CASSEROLE. Can't go wrong with the Missed Connections!

first...

then...

AudreyLeigh
07-10-2008, 03:46 PM
Oh ..heres a good one. "You come over, do your thing as fast as possible, and in a few months, you might get $5000 cash."

OOO..really??? I MIGHT?? WOO FUCKING HOO!!



BLOWJOB contest! $5000 to the winner (Ft. Lauderdale)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-08, 7:24PM EDT


First off, let me state that this is completely legitamate and I have multiple references from both producers and models if you desire any comfirmation.

I create amatuer genre videos and have been asked to film a true blowjob contest.

This will be a true $5000 to the winner contest, and no pay for anything less.

I will be filming privately over the next few months, and upon completion will inform the winner and send all those who participated the winning girls clip so they know they truly got beat.

The contest is simple. Make me cum as fast as possible.

There is no 3 hours of prep, and lighting, etc etc. You come over, do your thing as fast as possible, and in a few months, you might get $5000 cash.

Please simply send contact inforamtion and a clear face and body picture.

:O :rotfl: :laughing:

cinammonkisses
07-10-2008, 04:51 PM
Is there anyone besides me that thinks taking a picture like this (whether you are a girl or guy) is totally tacky???
.

Man, I LOVE seeing people take pictures holding stacks of money. Makes me hungry to go get/make some myself. :D

I personally have always wanted to take a pic of myself laying on like a whole bed of $100 bills.

cinammonkisses
07-10-2008, 04:53 PM
Re: to that blow-job post

Anybody else notice that he made sure he kept saying, "MIGHT WIN $5,000"

What a dick lol...no pun intended.

CKXXX
07-15-2008, 02:06 PM
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cas/755614111.html

*Iris*
07-16-2008, 04:33 PM
ASIAN HOUSEKEEPER WANTED (LAS COLINAS)

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-16, 9:45AM CDT



I am looking for an Asian woman to live in a beautiful 2 bedroom condo on the four seasons golf couse, and be my housekeeper. I am an airline pilot with 2 golden retrievers, and need someone to take care of them, cook, and keep the house clean. I am not looking for any other favors, this is a legitimate job. In return, I will pay 200 dollars per month, plus you will have your own room and bathroom. This is a perfect job for a student, or someone that has another part-time job. I will provide internet access, cable, and a garage for your car. I am 43, single, and will be returning to Dallas on July 28th. I will start interviewing for this position at that time....Please resopnd to [email protected] with a phone # , and I will contact you proptly...Thx Greg




Location: LAS COLINAS
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 200 dollers per month, plus room and board
PostingID: 757153011

*Iris*
07-16-2008, 04:34 PM
^200 bucks WTF??? fuck that!

LilyLove
07-16-2008, 05:40 PM
And why does she have to be Asian? And its funny how he goes out of his way to assure us that he doesn't expect any "Favors." Hilarious.

CKXXX
07-19-2008, 09:28 AM
hahaha..JUST watch movies and get paid(oh and try out the NEW "oral massage")..new? really?:P

MALE WANTED call 602-692-0989 RUSS----JUST WATCH XXX & GET $$ (call direct or send face pic with email)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-19, 12:17AM EDT




GUYS WANTED----GET $ WATCH XXX & TRY OUT MY NEW ORAL MASSAGE!!VERY DISCREET AND VERY SAFE..........MY PRIVATE HOME
ONLY SEEKING GOOD LOOKING , LEAN OR INSHAPE MALES 18 TO 37 YEARS OLD
IM AROUND 11AM TO 10 PM FOR THE NEXT WEEK, OFF FROM WORK
AND WOULD LOVE TO GIVE YOU NICE ORAL MASSAGE AS YOU RELAX IN SOFA
AND WATCH STRAIGHT XXX MOVIES.........WHEN YOU DONE YOU LEAVE
YOUR HERE FOR 30 MINUTES OR LESS....NO PICS TAKEN SO ITS 100% DISCREET
IM HANDSOME WHITE MALE TALL AND CLEAN SHAVEN. PLEASE NO DRUG USERS
PLEASE SEND FACE PICS AND AGE/WEIGHT/HEIGHT AND ANY OTHER THINGS YOU WANT TO SHARE. AND YOUR CELL # IF YOU CAN FOR FAST HOOK UP..............WHITE . LATIN OR BLACK OR EUROPEAN MALES OK!! MARRIED OK