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Lovely Ush
09-07-2008, 03:18 AM
My Master says I need a Woman to Help Him Train Me - t4w
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Date: 2008-09-06, 1:46PM MDT


My Master has ordered me to place this post to request the assistance of a Domme Mistress who is willing to help him train me, He says I cannot suck his cock till I please a Mistress by eating her ass and pussy. I am a VERY passable sub CD/TV and he is training me at his home. If you would like to help him (and me) let me know, He will have me on my knees with a choke chain around my neck each weekend awaiting instructions.

Lovely Ush
09-07-2008, 03:23 AM
seeking orion slavegirl - m4w - 40 (alb (ne heights))

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Date: 2008-09-05, 12:43PM MDT


If you understand the posting title,then we are already on the right track. I am seeking a female between the ages of 18 and 40 to act as both my companion and assistant. She should be a veritable encyclopedia of both science fiction and horror. she must be open minded,somewhat shy and submissive...your basic geeky nerdgirl,and have an intense sexual appetite. She must be creative and have a great imagination,much as myself she must be drug and disease free. by now it should be obvious that I am searching for more than just a casual fling or one night stand,I am looking for someone that I can connect with on a higher level. If this sounds like you,drop me a line.

Lysondra
09-07-2008, 06:45 AM
Lmao... good luck, last guy, welcome to the world of geeks never get laid.

Lovely Ush
09-07-2008, 01:16 PM
looking for a hot little girl - m4w - 29 (broomfield )
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Date: 2008-09-06, 12:20PM MDT


hey girls

looking for someone to go buy lots of underwear together then take them back to my room to try on. It will be fun and not creepy assure you.

just looking for some sexy fun

Lovely Ush
09-07-2008, 01:20 PM
Used panties!! - m4w - 34 (boulder)
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Date: 2008-09-05, 8:57AM MDT


Hi, I'm looking for used panties that has been worn!!! Love petite woman only!!! I will pay for them!! pics?

Lovely Ush
09-07-2008, 03:38 PM
I want your piss... - m4w - 43 (Albuquerque)
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Date: 2008-09-07, 1:45PM MDT



Let me be blunt. Looking for a woman,wf or hf in the ABQ area, 21-45 average to a few extra pounds.Good hygiene that would be willing to stradle my face, piss down my throat and let me lick her dry. Haven't had any luck thus far. Figured with CL I might have some luck. I'll offer a modest donation for your time. Contact, we'll and go from there.

lazydaisy
09-08-2008, 05:01 AM
looking for someone to go buy lots of underwear together then take them back to my room to try on. It will be fun and not creepy assure you.


Um Yeah. Not creepy at all.... :O

NewMoon
09-09-2008, 08:49 AM
He prefers young and naive???

http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/cas/833804430.html

Looking for female who is willing to let me watch her pee. No contact, just looking. Willing to pay a fee. Prefer younger, naive female.

Tasty
09-09-2008, 06:43 PM
Looking for a pregnant girl - 32 (Henderson)

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Date: 2008-09-09, 9:45AM PDT



Im looking for a pregnant girl to get to know. I think pregnant girls are very cute, and would love to offer any support I could if you need it. Im 32, professional and educated. 6ft, and 195 lbs. If you are cute, pregnant and interested let me know. I have pics i can send you. Thanks




Location: Henderson
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 833930522

Lovely Ush
09-16-2008, 01:19 PM
Old for old - m4m - 75 (alb)
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Date: 2008-09-15, 7:25PM MDT


Old uncircumcised man with very small penis for similar ,admiration and mastubation

Lovely Ush
09-16-2008, 01:20 PM
Seeking Sweater Zepplins - m4w - 31 (Albq.)
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Date: 2008-09-15, 6:29PM MDT


Hello, I'm 6'1", 178, athletic build. Looking for a lady in her late 20s or early 30s that has some sweater zepplins and would like to possibly meet. Drop me a line.

Lovely Ush
09-16-2008, 01:23 PM
gentleman seeks woman for strip club date - m4w - m4w - 50 (Osuna & Wyoming)

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Date: 2008-09-15, 2:55PM MDT



I’m 50, fit, fun and fancy having an adventuresome woman accompany me to a strip club. I’d love to watch you enjoy some lap dances. Would you mind me watching you become aroused by the beautiful dancers. So if you are a lady who would enjoy a completely discreet outing, respond with your thoughts about our evening of adventure. I have no expectations other than to have fun.

Lovely Ush
09-23-2008, 05:31 PM
The Butt Doc is in. Dr. Spanker Seeks Very Bad Girls. - m4w - 45 (Anywhere in NM)
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Date: 2008-09-23, 11:55AM MDT



Dr. Spanker is seeking bad girls, any age/race
who need to to be bent over my knees and spanked,
then I decide what to insert into your rectum,
unless you have some items you'd like to try up there.
Bad girls only get appointment.
Dirty bad girls go to the front of the line.
Dirty Bad girls who don't wipe their ass get instant appointments.

-The Butt Doc.

Lovely Ush
09-23-2008, 05:40 PM
I have some fantasies can you help? - w4m - 25
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Date: 2008-09-21, 2:14PM MDT


I have several fantasies that i want fulfilled that are listed below. Tell me how you will fullfill them and I will get back with you on how we can make it happen! You must be very descriptive or i will delete you. If you email me with lets do this or just a pic i will delete you. I am 5'4 110lbs long red hair and blue eyes I am drug and disease free you will be as well. Thanks

1st fantasy, I want someone to come to my house while I am sleeping at night come into my home(door will be unlocked for you) and ravage me all the while i think that you are my husband.

2nd I want you be a construction worker at my house and i am being shitty to you and after a while you decide that you have had enough of my mouth and decide to out me in my place/

3rd I would like for you and your buddy to be my potential bosses at a new job i am applying for and you guys decide to see how far i will go in order to get the job.

4th I would like to be your maid and your wife has to go out of town and you are hornier than all get out so late at night while i'm in the shower you come in to rape me but find after a few minutes that i quite enjoy it

Lovely Ush
09-23-2008, 05:55 PM
Tired of being a manager (abq)

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Date: 2008-09-23, 6:27PM MDT


What a hell of a fuckin day!!! Its times like this that makes me reconsider the choices I have made in my life.

First off, people blow my fucking mind. I don’t know why, but people think that they can just walk up the pampers isle, open a one of the packages and change their babies diapers right there in the middle of the fucking isle!!! We have places for that, there called bathrooms!!! Come on people! Then, she puts the dirty diaper on the self, and leaves it there for another customer to find. And then here come the complaint cards.

Then, some meth’ed out guy with the attention span of a fish comes in and wants to return his “precious” drill, but he doesn’t have a box or the recipe. After the sixth time I explain to him the concept behind the whole “proof of purchase” thing, I see a chemical change occur in his mind and he just looks up at me like a frightened child and leaves without taking his “precious” drill. Maybe it was a signal to go steal something else. I don’t know.

To top it all off, I guess the youth these days have some kind of fetish for taking a shit in the cheese cooler, it’s the second time it’s happened this month. Then, when you tell the kids “responsible” parent that they and their child are not allowed back, they look at you like you have just kicked them out heaven and they are dammed to spend eternity shopping at Kmart.

All I am asking for is a little dignity, that’s all, just a little dignity. I think I need to have a drink.

BB1984
09-27-2008, 06:17 PM
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/stp/857658274.html

Lovely Ush
09-30-2008, 01:32 AM
I have them all on VHS and can host here. Got some delicious popcorn, YUM!!!! l (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/stp/857658274.html)

LMAO!!!:D

CKXXX
10-05-2008, 02:10 PM
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/adg/865257738.html

Strippr Blocka Assistant (Part Time) (Tampa Pinellas)
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Date: 2008-10-03, 3:57PM EDT


Hi, what is a "Stripper Blocker" one might ask ? Well let me tell ya. I frequent Bikini Bar type establishments a few times a week. I have friends who work as bartenders and dancers and other positions in the clubs so when i go there i do so to have a drink or two and socialize with them, not random hoochie mama's ... so that is where the services of a stripper blocker comes in. So what happens is I may be up there chillin with my employee/friend(s) when all of a sudden a crazy stripper comes over and interupts a good conversation, sits on my lap, or sweats me to buy her drinks or Crack Products and tell me sad stories to try to get money. So what i've noticed is when i go into the clubs with female friends that dont happen as much. Hence the idea of a stripper blocker. Therefore if you are a lady who doesn't mind going to the clubs and having a few drinks while earning a few dollars and making new friends you may make a great stripper blocker. I would create a signal like tugging my left ear when i needed you to run a block and give dirty looks... so you must be able to stay out late a few nights a week and enjoy music et cetra. Hourly wage would be discussed plus all food and drinks are covered. Please send some basic infomation, area you reside, musical interests,a photo if available, and a few of the night clubs you've been to.
****... the nights i notice a stripper blocker may be required is usually Sunday nights through Wednesday nights, i usually work weekends about 60% of the time so it would be more likely earlier in the week when we would get together. After i recieve your reply and photo i will send you a few photos of myself, if we are still interested then the next step would be to meet up sometime prior to our adventures into the night club scene so that we can make sure neither one of us is crazy or on drugs lol, as far as an hourly rate I am open to suggestions. Although this ad appears to be a joke and I've had a few people tell me it is funny as hell, it is founded on a serious basis and as a result of too many interuptions by "crazy and wild" stripper girls who have no manners and gotten on my nerves from time to time. I was thinking somewhere along the lines of a minimum of $50 an evening but would most likely tip extra and pay for your beverages and such ...naturally the key to success in this endeavour would be our ability to get along and a sense of humor, stripper blocker business cards will be issued later :) Any Questions ???

3-Legged Man
10-06-2008, 06:27 AM
I'd really worry about the intelligence of people who would go to a strip club but actually pay someone to keep the strippers away from them. Like you can't just say "No, thank you", yourself? :O

jaylynn2240
10-06-2008, 11:11 AM
I have some fantasies can you help? - w4m - 25
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Date: 2008-09-21, 2:14PM MDT


I have several fantasies that i want fulfilled that are listed below. Tell me how you will fullfill them and I will get back with you on how we can make it happen! You must be very descriptive or i will delete you. If you email me with lets do this or just a pic i will delete you. I am 5'4 110lbs long red hair and blue eyes I am drug and disease free you will be as well. Thanks

1st fantasy, I want someone to come to my house while I am sleeping at night come into my home(door will be unlocked for you) and ravage me all the while i think that you are my husband.

2nd I want you be a construction worker at my house and i am being shitty to you and after a while you decide that you have had enough of my mouth and decide to out me in my place/

3rd I would like for you and your buddy to be my potential bosses at a new job i am applying for and you guys decide to see how far i will go in order to get the job.

4th I would like to be your maid and your wife has to go out of town and you are hornier than all get out so late at night while i'm in the shower you come in to rape me but find after a few minutes that i quite enjoy it


I am really effing disturbed by this one. It's shit like this that leads people to believe that the word no is just a coy way to say "don't stop." As a rape victim, I am not amused at all by rape fantasies. The woman who has these fantasies is a sick cunt and I hope her vag falls off in the toilet :grumpy:

Kyleigh1984
10-06-2008, 11:56 AM
Looking for a Single Texting Buddy - w4m - 23

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Date: 2008-10-05, 8:14PM EDT


I'm a single blk female (5'5,brown skin,dark brown hair and eyes, and chubby) that loves to text and is looking to make friends and if more happen then good and if not thats good too. I just love the attention of receiving a text and sending one back. All I ask is that you are not married or have gf....So send me your number and lets get started...

Kyleigh1984
10-06-2008, 11:57 AM
Meet the freak - m4w - 27 (MCV)

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Date: 2008-10-05, 9:01PM EDT


Yes I am a freak, that’s why I posting here because people don’t like freaks in real life whatever good people they are. I can go with only online chatting and emails but open to any type of friendship. I think I smart, funny, and of course freak!!!
If you need to see me expect the worst, sorry but as I said “I am a freak.. hahaha”

Kyleigh1984
10-06-2008, 12:01 PM
If You Really Have No Other Choice, Women Read Here

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Date: 2008-10-06, 6:41AM EDT


This industry is not for the faint of heart, it is not glamorous and something that most women do not want to pursue. If you find yourself in a position where you have no other choice but to become an escort, contact us. We are the only company that truly cares about your welfare, contact us for more details.

Kyleigh1984
10-06-2008, 12:10 PM
^^^^
Forgot to add that the compensation is "up to 5,000 a week"

Kyleigh1984
10-06-2008, 12:11 PM
$1000 non-sexual


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Date: 2008-10-02, 8:07PM EDT


I have this fantasy can you fufill? You fill a bathtub with pepto-bismol we get in the tub together you wearing a bikini turn me over and spank me. Then I clip your toenails. Kind of freaky, but that's it! Please send me a picture for consideration.

zippyelf
11-27-2008, 11:44 PM
I saw this one and had to post it.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/935702675.html

cadenceq
11-28-2008, 12:56 AM
I always wonder about these people, they're such freaks (and not in a good way).

I personally think that the ones just advertising for "normal" sex must be the weirdest because and semi-decent, slightly attractive individual can pick up a root in a bar. They're probably all your typical PL fat, ugly losers living in their mom's garages.

cadenceq
11-28-2008, 12:59 AM
Love the one you found zippyelf, particularly the parts where he's too cheap to buy the chain for his own fantasy, the fact that it's all to do with his own phobias and the statement about his "psorosis" ROFLMAO

tlove0113
12-09-2008, 08:14 AM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/adg/949651579.html



http://detroit.craigslist.org/adg/950696181.html

AngelEyezXYZ
12-09-2008, 12:42 PM
This one is particularly funny to me because why would he have to record it with his laptop if he's receiving sample clips via e-mail, which would already be on his laptop?

she sells sanctuary
12-09-2008, 09:57 PM
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/m4w/950913984.html

Computer Problems - Lets Make a DEAL and Trade - 56 (Clearwater & Area)

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Date: 2008-12-09, 8:53AM EST



Does your computer need to have spyware removed, is your computer runing slow?
I can help. I will donate my time to assist you and fix your computer. All I ask for in return is to be able to massage your breasts and perhaps a gentle suckle. Contact me for details. I am available Dsys Mon-Fri - NSA Breast play only - NO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE INVOLVED........

tlove0113
12-16-2008, 08:23 AM
my hot sis's panties 4 sales (shelby twp.)

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Date: 2008-12-15, 7:56PM EST



shes 18 years old.

used right off of her!

picture proof!

$50

Lovely Ush
01-13-2009, 01:03 AM
Want Tiny Dancer Girls With Small Delicate Hands For Private BJ Video (Denver)

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Date: 2009-01-12, 11:35AM MST


Must be a pretty petite show off who can intice and tease and please for private videos. Even innocent looking but will deliver or follow instructions will work. Fast-Fun-Nutritional. Send pics and size info. Special bonus for exceptional nipples!!!!




Fast-Fun-Nutritional. Special bonus for exceptional nipples!!!!

WTF?!?

Lovely Ush
01-13-2009, 01:04 AM
shopping spree (Denver)

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Date: 2009-01-12, 8:03AM MST


28 year old business owner has some time off this week so I am looking for a female lunch and shopping "buddy" this week.

we meet have a nice lunch then I drop an few "G's" on clothing or what ever you want

don't be stuck up, I would expect for you to at least try stuff on and let me see, this wont be rushed, I'm in need of a new wardrobe as well so I would like a woman's point of view as well

anyhow, send a few picture, tell me about your self and why you deserve a shopping spree

Lovely Ush
01-13-2009, 01:13 AM
Looking for Tongue Model

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Date: 2009-01-08, 4:42PM MST


I'm looking for a woman with beautiful lips, throat,
and tongue for a mouth fetish shoot. You'll be paid
$375 to be shot eating small candies sensually for
a couple hours. No nudity involved.

Lovely Ush
01-14-2009, 02:49 PM
agricultural assistant $20/ hour

Reply to: see below
Date: 2009-01-13, 4:00PM MST


I need someone to manualy arouse livestock, specifically goats. No experiance required. Must have soft hands and be good with kids.
call nick @ 303 881 1029.



LMAO!!! :D

pookie
01-23-2009, 02:47 PM
enjoy

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

bellaitalia
01-23-2009, 09:43 PM
^woah. lol.....wtf?

3-Legged Man
01-24-2009, 04:05 AM
gross, but funny!

Lovely Ush
01-24-2009, 08:37 PM
To who ever stole my Ipod and northface sleeping bag .... (boulder 9th and canyon)

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Date: 2009-01-01, 10:56PM MST


I am puting a craigslist curse on you until I get my things back. my white Ipod with a small chip in the lower left corner of screen and my northface green 0 degree sleeping bag. this curse will seem to start out small with odd events that seem like bad karma, but it will progress into something horible and ending with a couple major S.T.D's, a gang rape, dismemberment, and eventially a slow, lonely, and excrutiating death. I want my things back and if not I will be completly happy knowing you'll be suffering from my craigslist curse.

Kyleigh1984
01-25-2009, 12:03 AM
To who ever stole my Ipod and northface sleeping bag .... (boulder 9th and canyon)

Reply to: [email protected] []
Date: 2009-01-01, 10:56PM MST


I am puting a craigslist curse on you until I get my things back. my white Ipod with a small chip in the lower left corner of screen and my northface green 0 degree sleeping bag. this curse will seem to start out small with odd events that seem like bad karma, but it will progress into something horible and ending with a couple major S.T.D's, a gang rape, dismemberment, and eventially a slow, lonely, and excrutiating death. I want my things back and if not I will be completly happy knowing you'll be suffering from my craigslist curse.

Oh wow:O

manda_baby
01-25-2009, 05:20 PM
i didnt know this was part of craigslist till today....

the best of craigslist
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

theres some pretty good stuff on there.

Lovely Ush
02-08-2009, 04:40 AM
strippers in all shapes and sizes (central)

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Date: 2009-02-08, 2:26AM MST


A little nipple never hurt anyone.
neither dose a little bud.

Friends???

Wow, a little nipple never hurt anyone! LOL

chanzep
02-10-2009, 11:35 AM
In the London Section!
american mwm seeks british bride! (philadelphia, penna, usa)

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Date: 2009-02-10, 1:47PM GMT



although caught (entrapped grimly) inextricably knotty lackluster nattering nabob from narberth, pennsylvania reaches toward verdant emerald isle for a woman (of any belief, creed, ethnicity, income, nationality, religion, et cetera) to befriend me (an boyish looking older chap of deux score plus ten years) and possibly even jet over seas to establish a blissfully charming delightfully energizing, fortuitously galvanizing, happily ingratiating, joyfully knowing, lovingly moving, namely ordaining peaceful quarters, which risk sanctified thru unbridled vow with zeal of approval!

unsure if ye might perceive me as a "good" catch
perhaps the reply might be to go fish or fetch
p'raps calling me nuttin - just an ole letch
butta, this unknown older laddie nada an exec by any stretch
butta hope not to make a ya retch.

we could possibly find ourselves walking down that wedding aisle
no matter we rank as utter and complete strangers
and ye may misperceive me as some old decrepit human crocodile
making a proposition to pledge our troth
when we never met
yet...fate words in a most awesome and unpredictable ways
but please no need to feel obliged to give a number for me to dial
unless...comfort and ease arises to go that extra green day mile
per responding to this unhappy older mwm with a poetic and prosaic style.

this never mind nirvana guy no way no how on a manic tear
this i honestly swear
from me head to that little rear
which t'would be nor reason to fear
o mine
which i can show you after getting bare
and hear my little tushy exploding with a burst of hot air!


anyway...golden rays flows true
from rare blend of glowing raiment in morning dew
ambient spark from one special gal whence more'n friendship grew
precious muse from cyberspace we did hew
fledgling friendship fresh and new
never from now until undying last will i rue
reaching out beyond the void
to risk being at least a friend to you!

words impossible to describe gift
wrought inside me and recently did lift
an especial woman that keen insight can sift.

no matter your claim to be unlike others (who toe the conservative hem line), i would hope to find myself more attracted to you with each passing email! a strong hunch (not necessarily on me back) posits that this appeal will become more pronounced if and when positive circumstances offer us an opportunity to regale in the close company of the other. hopefully, this wish (to apprise your physical traits at a breath away range) will occur within my lifetime.

thus, i ideally wish to meet sum tender and sweet young thing
to pamper and spoil with anything money can bring
and watch with smug satisfaction crease
of smile with each ka-ching
yet also hope for something more than a short-lived fling
additionally desire young queen to take throne near this king
and begin a reign (equalitarian mind you) supreme to Dynasty Ming
whereby happy children will flourish and prompt everyone to sing
and celebrate such good fortune based on a prayer and wing.

as always stray thoughts of some dear kept in mind
that snap, crackle and pop
like an illusory fragrant snow-drop
constant desires continue without letup and cease to stop
but whiz thru mind entire being from axon to dendrite does hop
thoughts of your close (preferably naked) body
until bubble of zeal from this keystone kop
issues a soft sounding flop!





Location: philadelphia, penna, usa
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1028660183


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chanzep
02-10-2009, 11:39 AM
Im goin On Holiday LOL
Fancy an all inclusive, 5 star trip to Mexico in April? - 38 (Guildford)

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Date: 2009-02-10, 8:54AM GMT



My guest and I will be picked up from home on April 22nd (returning April 28th) and driven to Heathrow airport from where we will fly Virgin Upper Class to Los Angeles LAX. We’ll spend one night in LA before flying down to Mexico where we will spend 4 nights at the exclusive Las Ventanas resort.

“As its name implies, Las Ventanas al Paraíso, a Rosewood Resort, is a window to Paradise. A Ty Warner Property and one of the most acclaimed resorts ever, Las Ventanas has redefined luxury and pampering, reaching out with special touches that are the hallmark of refined hospitality”.

There’s a very good chance we will also be rubbing shoulders with celebrities including Hollywood A-listers.

Throughout the length of our stay, we will be waited on hand and foot, dine in the exclusive resort restaurants and be treated to the spa facilities. The weather promises to be tanning material so prepare to make your friends jealous when you return looking incredibly healthy.

The trip is a reward for achieving my sales targets in 2008 and we will be joined by other successful colleagues from the US and Europe (including the company president and all guests the total headcount is 16).

My ideal guest will be female, aged between 25 and 40, articulate, sociable, presentable, have a good sense of humour and single (no jealous boyfriends/husbands please).

If you meet all or most of the above and would like to escape to a warmer climate for a few days of luxury, please send me your details with at least one recent photo.

Thank you.





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Lovely Ush
02-10-2009, 09:48 PM
sexy nanny to move to california (riverside)

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Date: 2009-02-10, 3:04PM MST


looking for a very attractive MILF type nanny to be the eye candy to my house, the uniform will be skimpy and will be bought for you, you must be unattached and open minded, all expenses are covered , no rent , no bills to pay an dwill issue a car for you to drive kids to school and for your personal errands, must be discrete and available as soon as possible, a picture will put you at the front of the line.

Lovely Ush
02-10-2009, 09:50 PM
Time to RE-INVENT YOU! (Home sweet home)

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Date: 2009-02-10, 2:17PM MST


A lot has changed lately.

Its HARD to find a job that actually pays what you are worth.

AT our company we had a GREAT 2008, '09 looks better yet.
Want to be a part of our success?
We need WOMEN & COUPLES who want to FLIRT and act SEXY on Web Cam.

If you can do that we will pay you $30/hour billed per minute to stay home and be on line about 4 hours/day.

If you're good at it we give a raise to $60/hour.
Ready to try?
Send your picture and we will be in touch.

CKXXX
02-10-2009, 11:06 PM
sexy nanny to move to california (riverside)

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Date: 2009-02-10, 3:04PM MST


looking for a very attractive MILF type nanny to be the eye candy to my house, the uniform will be skimpy and will be bought for you, you must be unattached and open minded, all expenses are covered , no rent , no bills to pay an dwill issue a car for you to drive kids to school and for your personal errands, must be discrete and available as soon as possible, a picture will put you at the front of the line.
I think Bree Olsen might be avail....see Keeping up with the Kardashians where she plays a nanny!

Lovely Ush
02-14-2009, 05:29 AM
Weekday strap-on? (Denver)

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Date: 2009-02-10, 10:02AM MST


Interested in a weekly strap-on gig over lunches? I am in metro Denver and could host. Just looking for a wild female who would enjoy having her own little toy to use on a regular basis. No nudity for you or touching. Your just there to have some bossy fun. This would be weekdays only. If you think your interested in chatting about the idea let me know.

Lovely Ush
02-18-2009, 04:47 AM
Re: New Club In Denver

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Date: 2009-02-15, 5:50PM MST


We are stipers from a gweat pwace in denvah. We onwe want to be highred by ownwes of stip clubs that can spell and have gwamma.

hey ownwe!
hit us up!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Original message:

Hi everyone, Just wanted to let everyone know that we are opening a new stip club in Denver, The club will be called "Fantasies" it will be opening on March 27th 2009, The club will be located by 125-Santa Fe.

So we are still hireing show girls, that what to work in a Clean, FUN, proffesional envirement. We preffer girls with expiriance, but we are always looking to find new talets.

for more info please reply with picture and contact information

We will post more Updates weekly. . . .

Rob M. Fitgerald
Club Ownwe






LOL! :P