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american mwm seeks british bride! (philadelphia, penna, usa)
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Date: 2009-02-10, 1:47PM GMT
although caught (entrapped grimly) inextricably knotty lackluster nattering nabob from narberth, pennsylvania reaches toward verdant emerald isle for a woman (of any belief, creed, ethnicity, income, nationality, religion, et cetera) to befriend me (an boyish looking older chap of deux score plus ten years) and possibly even jet over seas to establish a blissfully charming delightfully energizing, fortuitously galvanizing, happily ingratiating, joyfully knowing, lovingly moving, namely ordaining peaceful quarters, which risk sanctified thru unbridled vow with zeal of approval!
unsure if ye might perceive me as a "good" catch
perhaps the reply might be to go fish or fetch
p'raps calling me nuttin - just an ole letch
butta, this unknown older laddie nada an exec by any stretch
butta hope not to make a ya retch.
we could possibly find ourselves walking down that wedding aisle
no matter we rank as utter and complete strangers
and ye may misperceive me as some old decrepit human crocodile
making a proposition to pledge our troth
when we never met
yet...fate words in a most awesome and unpredictable ways
but please no need to feel obliged to give a number for me to dial
unless...comfort and ease arises to go that extra green day mile
per responding to this unhappy older mwm with a poetic and prosaic style.
this never mind nirvana guy no way no how on a manic tear
this i honestly swear
from me head to that little rear
which t'would be nor reason to fear
o mine
which i can show you after getting bare
and hear my little tushy exploding with a burst of hot air!
anyway...golden rays flows true
from rare blend of glowing raiment in morning dew
ambient spark from one special gal whence more'n friendship grew
precious muse from cyberspace we did hew
fledgling friendship fresh and new
never from now until undying last will i rue
reaching out beyond the void
to risk being at least a friend to you!
words impossible to describe gift
wrought inside me and recently did lift
an especial woman that keen insight can sift.
no matter your claim to be unlike others (who toe the conservative hem line), i would hope to find myself more attracted to you with each passing email! a strong hunch (not necessarily on me back) posits that this appeal will become more pronounced if and when positive circumstances offer us an opportunity to regale in the close company of the other. hopefully, this wish (to apprise your physical traits at a breath away range) will occur within my lifetime.
thus, i ideally wish to meet sum tender and sweet young thing
to pamper and spoil with anything money can bring
and watch with smug satisfaction crease
of smile with each ka-ching
yet also hope for something more than a short-lived fling
additionally desire young queen to take throne near this king
and begin a reign (equalitarian mind you) supreme to Dynasty Ming
whereby happy children will flourish and prompt everyone to sing
and celebrate such good fortune based on a prayer and wing.
as always stray thoughts of some dear kept in mind
that snap, crackle and pop
like an illusory fragrant snow-drop
constant desires continue without letup and cease to stop
but whiz thru mind entire being from axon to dendrite does hop
thoughts of your close (preferably naked) body
until bubble of zeal from this keystone kop
issues a soft sounding flop!
Location: philadelphia, penna, usa
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