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Nautilus
12-31-2006, 06:01 PM
It took this thread to do that? ::)**titter**
Nerdy... eventually you'll be of an age where girls LOVE throwing boys down and having their way with them... rest assured, they do not feel slutty!
}:D
PhillyDancer1982
12-31-2006, 06:44 PM
Nerdy, I do not think you are unattractive at all. There is nothing wrong with how you look, you seem pretty smart, and you have a good job(which is more than my equally insecure guy friend could say for a while LOL; he was stuck working at Acme supermarket after college for a few years because he couldn't find a better job and trust me, he looked hard!). I agree with the others, you just need more confidence...I tell my guy friend(the one who works at Acme) that all the time. And the fact that you've banged a few girls, is something to have some confidence about...My ex-boyfriend didn't even lose his virginity til he was nearly 22!!!(and he was a little hottie LOL!) And one of my other guy friends is 23 and probably hasn't gotten any(I'm not sure), and he's a decent looking guy too.
But you said that you want brutally honest...if there was anything I'd pick out, I'd say maybe a tan would look good on you(tanning salons are only about $20/month), and maybe pluck the eyebrows a little bit(they look a little thick in that one pic). Adding some blonde or reddish highlights would look nice in your hair, although there is nothing wrong with it the way it is now. Yeah some of your facial features are somewhat prominent, but there is nothing wrong with that, because they aren't big to the point that they are obtrusive(unlike my nose, which is way too huge! but that's a different story LOL). Physically, you don't look as nerdy as you sound in your writings. I agree, the confidence issue is big.
I'm actually going through something like this with my guy friend(dude from Acme) these days. I helped him pick out some nice clothes, and I'm getting him to gel his hair. (Sorry Tart, I know you don't like the fratboy look...LOL but I think it suits him a lot better than the "middle-aged men weekend wear from Sears" thing and the poufy hair that he was sporting for a while!) Like you, he is not bad looking, but he has major confidence issues. To the point that when he is at a bar or social situation, he gets real quiet and just kinda sits at the bar with his hands propping up his chin, looking kinda miserable. As a result, often girls mistake him for being this weird hermit type dude. Oh, and he's too unassertive to voice his opinion on ANYTHING, so as a result he gets a lot less pussy than even the guys who are obnoxiously blunt players.
I hope that helps. I could go on about the confidence stuff and how to work on it, because I went through that as a teenager and I'm still recovering from some stuff now. I'm fairly confident, but not the most confident person(for example, I'm thoroughly convinced that the main reason guys talk to me and/or hook up with me is because I got breast implants...my former high school classmates at the bar last night kinda lended evidence to that! :) Along with many other guys who'd previously rejected me.). I'm trying to help my guy friend with his confidence issues. I could say more, but I gotta get ready for a New Year's party, but good luck with everything! :)
TheSexKitten
01-02-2007, 03:24 AM
Eh. don't tan. Just keep your skin and body in good condition. ;)
PaigeDWinter
01-02-2007, 03:39 AM
I would like to pipe in with...
PALE DOESN'T = SUCK!
*ahem*
And now back to your regularly scheduled program.
BrunetteGoddess
01-02-2007, 06:18 AM
I think the troll left?
CuriousJ
01-02-2007, 02:59 PM
HE was just curious but it made for a good read ! I need to post some old dude pics and see if I'm still hot( NOT ) lmao ! I must admit it feels good to get stroked every now and again . And Yek thanks for the flash fantasy - all that licking grr .
nerdy
01-02-2007, 04:18 PM
ok, so last night i went out with EXTRA confidence. I was hanging out at my friends house (female) and some friends. My best friend, (male) and 3 girls. So 2 guys, 3 girls. My friend got really druunk and was talking with Girl 1, while i was haning out with Girl 2 and Girl 3. Ive known these girls for a while, and hooked up (kissed) them every now and then. I was talkign to them and flirting and just really trying to not be shy. I had a couple of beers, and before you knew it I went into Girl 1's closet with Girl 2 and 3. We starting kissing and they both were kissing on my neck. Girl 3 whispered to me "fuck me now" and the other one began to give me oral. And then all of the sudden.....I COULD NOT GET HARD. Both girls are beutiful and have gorgeous bodies. They were kissing on my neck, and my penis was in this girls MOUTH!!! so they switched it up and both were grabbing on to me, and rubbing my stomach. Still nothing...they were confused and then starting to laugh. Girl 3 then opened a condom and literally tried to put in on me, and i just walked out embarassed....
later on in the night, Girl 2 was mad b/c she thought she wasnt pretty enough to make me hard. I told her that i wasnt that at all and that it was b/c i was drunk (which i wasnt at all!!!) so then these girls made it a contest to see who can get me hard...i just gave up and went home...on the way home, i got hard thinking about the 3 pretty girls who tried to give me head and have sex with me :(
100% true story...im going to try to getr the pics of the hickeys up to show you the extent of their attemps...im gunna go finish this bottls of Goose and sleep for a bit.............................
those all over my body^
Yung1
01-02-2007, 06:44 PM
Was there a point to that story?????
So you wanted us all to know that you (shy guy) had two girls throwing themselves at you but Junior wouldn't cooperate? So then we were wrong, YOU don't lack confidence, just your penis.....:O WTF??????:O
I still don't understand exactly what it is you're fishin for here but you look good, work on that whole confidence thing, and don't try to hit a homerun your first at-bat. You have plenty of time to figure out women:P
-Yung
Nautilus
01-02-2007, 06:47 PM
they look like lesions. blecch.
:sing: you went into the closet with skanky girls :neener:
Yung1
01-02-2007, 06:48 PM
I would like to pipe in with...
PALE DOESN'T = SUCK!
*ahem*
And now back to your regularly scheduled program.
Paige..... YOU are NOT pale.... you are absolutly ANGELIC!!!!!:angel: :iloveyou:
Emily
01-02-2007, 06:49 PM
very impressive skillz you got there
P.S. they don't call it "liquid courage" for nothing
DylanAngel
01-02-2007, 06:53 PM
Ugh..did I say 5 years in my previous post? I think you need at least TEN years to grow up.
gingerlee
01-02-2007, 07:55 PM
Ok, so you needed some girls on the internet to tell you that you are cute and then you went into a closet with two chicks a couple nights later? And while you were in the closet with these two hot chicks your little man wouldn't work? Umm, I don't have any compliments to give you that will be able to get you hard if you happen to end up in another closet.
Oh yeah, what the hell was a chick doing to you to leave marks on you like the second pic? I've never seen anything like that, not even on porn sets that are hella kinky, so I'm curious about it.
Yung1
01-02-2007, 09:10 PM
Ringworm maybe??????
TheSexKitten
01-02-2007, 09:16 PM
Eew they tried putting the condom on after giving you head? And they're that easy?
Go get tested, buster.
gingerlee
01-02-2007, 09:19 PM
Ringworm maybe??????
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Add on about a million more 'w's to that and you'll see how grossed out I am.
nerdy
01-02-2007, 11:23 PM
lol, although my posts sound suspicious, its the total truth...
they are not skanky, they are old friends. ive been talking to them today here and there and they said they never saw that side of me...in fact, they are mad at the fact they "couldnt" get me up....not the fact i couldnt get "me" up....lol
i guess they were drunk, i was over-confident, and i had stage-fright...
and for the point to this thread/ my posts.....DRUM ROLLL
*im shy, dont think girls like me due to my looks
* i was assured iot wasnt my looks, and told it was my confidence
*my over-confidence led to erectile dysfunction making me believe all sort of things
now i prob have ring-worm, an alphabet of STDs and 10 years to grow up....haha
hickies are soo.. like 92
Just saying
beauty21queen
01-02-2007, 11:56 PM
lol, although my posts sound suspicious, its the total truth...
they are not skanky, they are old friends. ive been talking to them today here and there and they said they never saw that side of me...in fact, they are mad at the fact they "couldnt" get me up....not the fact i couldnt get "me" up....lol
i guess they were drunk, i was over-confident, and i had stage-fright...
and for the point to this thread/ my posts.....DRUM ROLLL
*im shy, dont think girls like me due to my looks
* i was assured iot wasnt my looks, and told it was my confidence
*my over-confidence led to erectile dysfunction making me believe all sort of things
now i prob have ring-worm, an alphabet of STDs and 10 years to grow up....haha
LMAO:laughing: What was your point of showing us your hickeys?
Nautilus
01-03-2007, 12:38 AM
maybe you should quit while you're ahead?
2dii4
01-03-2007, 08:27 AM
hickies are soo.. like 92
Just saying
2nded...;D
Yung1
01-03-2007, 08:51 AM
Hey 2dii4- Have any confidence issues we ladies can unhinge you from??????
And pictures of mysterious body lesions you'd like us to look at?????
Atleast with you it'd be entertaining, hehe.......................
CuriousJ
01-03-2007, 09:40 AM
Thought I would stop by and see what the shy guy did today ;D .
gingerlee
01-03-2007, 09:59 AM
Thought I would stop by and see what the shy guy did today ;D .
I keep doing that too! I did it when 'Ernesto' had his "I'm 18 but I've got enough money and I'm smart enough to open a club," thread going. Now I'm checking this one throughout the day.
Oh yeah....NERDY, what the hell were those girls doing to make the funky ass marks on you? Not the hickeys, the other things. I have never seen anything like it, so I'm wondering how they got on you. And all joking aside, do what the other girls said and get tested.
Lola Rose
01-03-2007, 10:20 AM
hickies are soo.. like 92
Just saying
awww, I like them, in moderation... But I want them in places I can cover up easily, and I definatly wouldn't go post pics of my hickies (which have NEVER looked like that shit!) on the internet!!! but hey, that's just me 8)
cameronfl
01-03-2007, 10:25 AM
Those dont look like hickies hon..they look like hives...ewww
Lola Lee
01-03-2007, 10:25 AM
OMG, can we say LAME!? Seems to me that this guy is making a fleeting attempt to delude himself that he isn't homosexual.
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/4056/l9a3352187f51b724df54d9qo1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
And somebody, please tell me, WTF is up with everyone doing the "peace" sign lately? Does it really make you look that cool? /:O
Nautilus
01-03-2007, 03:13 PM
Hey 2dii4- Have any confidence issues we ladies can unhinge you from??????
And pictures of mysterious body lesions you'd like us to look at?????
Atleast with you it'd be entertaining, hehe.......................
indeed, 2dii4, i believe you should present yourself for your weekly ab inspection immediately. early detection is the key.8)
nerdy
01-03-2007, 06:28 PM
hickeys are sooo 92....but i wouldnt know, in 92 was getting cootie shots from my friends preventing any contact with women
ok, so my day.....wassss interesting....
so i got checked like you all said! getting blown by 3 girls, and a few sexual encounters prior to that made me weary. i called Planned Parenthood, and they said the only appt. they have open is not until Jan 16. The policy is only walk-ins are allowed for pregnacy tests, or if someone cancels. I took the appt. for the 16, then called back like 15 minutes later b/c she never gave me a time...go figure. Then she excalims "we have a cancelation and we can SQUEEZE you in at 5:15!"
5:00 rolls around, i take a drive over...when i walk in, the same woman i spoke with earlier was working the front, and there was about 4-5 women ranging from the ages 18-25 maybe. Some of which caught my eye. As i was filling out the 3 forms, i glanced at this one pretty girl, then realized where i was, and kept my head down the rest of the time.
when i was done filling out the forms, the woman once again, exclaimed "do you want the HIV test too, or just the Clamydia/Ghonnorhea test?!" ...i whispered, "just the second one." Then she asked what insurance I had. I told her I had emprie...of course they dont take that there, so i need to pay cash straight out of pocket.
when my name finally got called, i walked down a flourescent hallway with dark blue walls to a chair. I was then directed to sit in a wait, as if i didnt wait enough. Then a woman came in who looked like a lunch lady told me to pee in the cup, then go into room...112 or 114, dont remeber, and take a seat.
after texting 2 of my friends to make plans for the night, this troll looking man walks in and asks me if i have any symptoms or anything. He asks me a few personal questions, then asks me to drop my pants. No nice dinner, no flowers....just, "drop your pants and underwear dowen to your knees. " Then he gets the brightest light ive EVER seen and inspects EVERYTHING...if that wasnt bad engouh, he sticks a damn 10 inch Q-Tip into my penis...
once it was all said and done, he had about a 5 minute conversation with me saying if im sinlge, i should be playing around....and that my "behavior" is very dangerous....blah blah blah
once a paid the goddamn 40$, i walked out with pride holding the reciept...i even glanced over at the pretty girls and held my head up with pride....
yea i have sex....yes i got tested...im responsible and have adult relationsions
and the cycle goes on....
shy
over confidence*
erectile dysfunction
planed parenthood
over confindece*
....
if the pattern is correct ^ here comes comething negative
*throws up peace sign*
oh, and gingerlee....THEY BIT ME!!! hahaha
BrunetteGoddess
01-03-2007, 06:37 PM
What the hell....
Nautilus
01-03-2007, 06:46 PM
like sands through the hour glass...
so are the Days of Our Whipping Boy.
:O
gingerlee
01-03-2007, 07:08 PM
Those are some nasty looking bite marks. But your little adventures into the world of sex are kinda funny. Not the kind of fun I would want to take part in, but reading about it is entertaining for the moment.
And since you've never been to a PP before, you should probably know that $40 is NOTHING compared to what you would have to pay if you had something. I get tested every month (not at a PP) at around $200 a pop, so trust me, that's cheap on the spectrum of getting tested.
DylanAngel
01-03-2007, 07:17 PM
What the hell....
Exactly what I'm thinking. He started out as cute but now I just think we're being toyed with.
Add another 5 years to that 10 nerdy.
Yung1
01-03-2007, 07:20 PM
You're lucky part of your kneck isnt missing if the girl above was doing the biting.
(the girl in post 77)
Im sorry. That was rude and uncalled for.
But seriously, wouldn't these "torn staight from my diary" stories be better suited for your myspace page than a PICTURE forum at SW??
And still waiting to inspect 2dii4........... whats the hold up????????;)
nerdy
01-03-2007, 07:22 PM
You're lucky part of your kneck isnt missing if the girl above was doing the biting.
Im sorry. That was rude and uncalled for.
But seriously, wouldn't these "torn staight from my diary" stories be better suited for your myspace page than a PICTURE forum at SW??
And still waiting to inspect 2dii4........... whats the hold up????????;)
how dare you? my integrity is at stake here...
not to brag, but the girls that did it to me where very attractive to say the least
its a place for me to vent...let the man be
Yung1
01-03-2007, 07:28 PM
[QUOTE=nerdy;929985]how dare you? my integrity is at stake here...
I think you lost that (and alot more) a long time ago.WORD!
But eh, what ev. PEACE!:wave:
gingerlee
01-03-2007, 07:28 PM
how dare you? my integrity is at stake here...
not to brag, but the girls that did it to me where very attractive to say the least
its a place for me to vent...let the man be
You're on a STRIPPER forum honey. Not exactly where you should feel the need to go into deep detail about your sexual misadventures. It's actually kind of weird. :O
nerdy
01-03-2007, 07:30 PM
You're on a STRIPPER forum honey. Not exactly where you should feel the need to go into deep detail about your sexual misadventures. It's actually kind of weird. :O
haha, i guss it kind of is....
til the next time
*nerdy
Nautilus
01-03-2007, 07:59 PM
And still waiting to inspect 2dii4........... whats the hold up????????;)
with luck he's applying the requisite "examination oil" to said abs. enables a more thorough examination. it's science fact! ;)
Katrine
01-03-2007, 08:42 PM
This is all bullshit.
Why does he need to get tested again? Because a girl gave him head without a condom?
Who here requires a condom every time they gave head at 18 for a second to a flaccid penis?
Plus, they usually don't have test results right away for most tests. At least in my experience, even for male partners.
And why are you so proud of yourself, you couldn't even get it up? The likelihood of you catching something is miniscule.
I call horseshit on this entire thing.
BrunetteGoddess
01-03-2007, 08:52 PM
how dare you? my integrity is at stake here...
not to brag, but the girls that did it to me where very attractive to say the least
its a place for me to vent...let the man be
If you're here to rant, put it in the correct forum, The Lounge. This is a Picture Post forum. Or better yet, take your male fantasy horror stories to the blue side.
Yung1
01-03-2007, 10:32 PM
WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lola Lee
01-04-2007, 04:01 AM
Umm... ladies!!! Aren't we giving this guy exactly what he craves? ATTENTION!?
MODS, do us all justice and make closure to this poor, pathetic guy's thread.
virgoamm
01-04-2007, 06:38 AM
I hereby retract all of my former statements. You man slut, you!! ;)
jaizaine
01-04-2007, 07:08 AM
why don't u work on your inside instead? like your insecurities and self-loathing.
there is nothing at all wrong with your looks so i figure u need to work on your self-confidence.
look in the mirror and tell yourself you are a hot stud and any girl would be lucky to be in your company.
lol i try to get in this mind set before work so i can hustle. maybe it could work for u.
Mastridonicus
01-04-2007, 07:17 AM
Lola, I want to take a moment and mention how much I love your brutal up-front i-don't-care-where-I-am honesty ;)
Now for mine.
I'd hit this fruitcake, in front of his own mother (analy) then drop him like he's hot in front of all his friends. :D
jaizaine
01-04-2007, 08:21 AM
ooooh i only read pg 1 and then i replied, now i went back and read all the in between pages.
note to self: don't skip in between.
this thread got a little weirder in between :O
CuriousJ
01-04-2007, 09:36 AM
Cmon Mast tell us how you really feel !LMAO
Lola, I want to take a moment and mention how much I love your brutal up-front i-don't-care-where-I-am honesty ;)
Now for mine.
I'd hit this fruitcake, in front of his own mother (analy) then drop him like he's hot in front of all his friends. :D
DylanAngel
01-04-2007, 10:03 AM
I'd hit this fruitcake, in front of his own mother (analy) then drop him like he's hot in front of all his friends. :D
See now, if Nerdy were older and more mature, I'd find that totally hot!
But, in this context it's nasty in a NAMBLA sort of way.
But, Mast, if you wanted to do that to someone your age, I'd totally watch!;)
nerdy
01-04-2007, 01:23 PM
This is all bullshit.
Why does he need to get tested again? Because a girl gave him head without a condom?
Who here requires a condom every time they gave head at 18 for a second to a flaccid penis?
Plus, they usually don't have test results right away for most tests. At least in my experience, even for male partners.
And why are you so proud of yourself, you couldn't even get it up? The likelihood of you catching something is miniscule.
I call horseshit on this entire thing.
it takes four days, i need to call by phone
i guess proud was the wrong word to use...i guess i felt grown-up?
no one in that office knew i couldnt get it up....how do they not know im a stud that has sex with girls every night...that is why i felt the flalse feeling of pride
and lola, why the hostility? once again its the internet....i dont crave attention over the internet...prehaps you should change your mood from relaxed to angry? maybe cynical?