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Mastridonicus
01-04-2007, 01:34 PM
No bashing of lolalee's allowed. She's the coolest.

Dylan...good call... I was looking at his pic and figuring that he really isn't NERDY... then I noticed the apparent typo. The "R" key is right next to the "E" key.... :D

lol.

DylanAngel
01-04-2007, 01:36 PM
Dylan...good call... I was looking at his pic and figuring that he really isn't NERDY... then I noticed the apparent typo. The "R" key is right next to the "E" key.... :D

lol.

OH SNAP!!!:D

DylanAngel
01-04-2007, 01:39 PM
i guess proud was the wrong word to use...i guess i felt grown-up?

no one in that office knew i couldnt get it up....how do they not know im a stud that has sex with girls every night...that is why i felt the flalse feeling of pride


And I wouldn't go feeling all grown up and feeling full of pride. They probably thought someone as insecure and nerdy as you needed to get tested because you had visited a hooker.

(no offense meant to any escorts here of course)

nerdy
01-04-2007, 05:17 PM
Nerdy is a song by Poison The Well

:D

im not bashing lola at all....just responding to her post with an explaination

Yung1
01-04-2007, 05:24 PM
Quit trying to type from the closet............................................ ..............................

nerdy
01-04-2007, 05:36 PM
Quit trying to type from the closet............................................ ..............................

cant win with you can i....haha

BrunetteGoddess
01-04-2007, 05:42 PM
If you were expecting to "win" something from us over here....you're participating in a losing battle ;)

nerdy
01-04-2007, 06:51 PM
If you were expecting to "win" something from us over here....you're participating in a losing battle ;)

omg, everything i say is altered and put against me.

"Well if you didnt want somthing against you you shouldn'y have posted"

"Wrong section"

blah blah blah...

i need to get away from here....off to the strip club, hahah

BrunetteGoddess
01-04-2007, 07:52 PM
Good, go.

gingerlee
01-04-2007, 09:24 PM
And I wouldn't go feeling all grown up and feeling full of pride. They probably thought someone as insecure and nerdy as you needed to get tested because you had visited a hooker.

(no offense meant to any escorts here of course)

DAMN! I'm giggling so much my dog is looking at me funny. I had all kinds of shit to do today so I didn't get to play on the internet, but I love you for that comment.

Lola Rose
01-04-2007, 09:47 PM
omg, everything i say is altered and put against me.

"Well if you didnt want somthing against you you shouldn'y have posted"

"Wrong section"

blah blah blah...

i need to get away from here....off to the strip club, hahah

don't forget to collect your allowance on the way there!

Nautilus
01-05-2007, 01:00 AM
don't close the thread on the closet weiner.

could be a good place to take out some angst. whipping weiner will be here waiting for your wrath... and he will enjoy it (won't you, whipping weiner?)

Lola Lee
01-05-2007, 10:06 AM
No bashing of lolalee's allowed. She's the coolest.
Aww... SWEET! Thanks Mastycakes.


Dylan...good call... I was looking at his pic and figuring that he really isn't NERDY... then I noticed the apparent typo. The "R" key is right next to the "E" key.... :D


brilliance!

nerdy
01-05-2007, 05:32 PM
ok, so i went to the bar last night, instead of the stip-club b/c my friend who was supposed to take me didnt get off work til late...

i get my other friend to drive me, we go in, get a few drinks....walk around....dance a tad bit

they were playing alterative/tecno/trance....not really my type of music, then all of the sudden the DJ stops at 11, and this crazy rap battle breaks out...

some of the kids were pretty good, but then it was open mic...i scurried over to the bar, slam down 2 jack shots and said to myself "nows my chance"...

que dramatic music***

i walked slowly into the crowd, popped my collar, relaized i wanst wearing a collar, and glanced left to right at all the gorgeuous girls....

i grab that goddamn mic, hop up the step onto the little stage and exclaim

"WHOS HAVING FUN TONIGHT?!?!?....good music, nice place, and best of all.... ive never seen so many beautiful women in one spot!!!"

then as a last act of a desperate man, seeing as though there wasnt much response, i screamed "i like long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners..."

then they all ROAREDDD....i was high on life, it was almost as good as the day i found out the goddamn D in walt "D"isney was an actual D....

http://logotypes.designer.am/t/walt_disney.png


th rest of the night, i was talking to various women....got some numbers, kissed a few goodnight

i wonder what tonight has to offer....

BrunetteGoddess
01-05-2007, 05:54 PM
Nerdy, you need some medication. You have severe Multiple Personality Disorder....

Yung1
01-05-2007, 08:35 PM
And ALL of them SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

Mastridonicus
01-05-2007, 08:38 PM
Just call me if one of them swallows.

You know what? I still laugh at the red arrow in the pic.

I keep saying "Are you SURE?"

gingerlee
01-05-2007, 08:43 PM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Lame. Nerdy has outlived his usefulness in my world.

*Next please.*

Tart
01-05-2007, 09:22 PM
Umm... ladies!!! Aren't we giving this guy exactly what he craves? ATTENTION!?

MODS, do us all justice and make closure to this poor, pathetic guy's thread.


Doy! thats all i can say to that. Dude even looks like a fucking troll

and who the fuck pops their collar?

See i told you guys he did that shit back on page one!

BrunetteGoddess
01-05-2007, 09:51 PM
Nice try.

Yung1
01-05-2007, 09:59 PM
WTF???? Is that nerdy's mom?
Nice random pic posting ma!

BrunetteGoddess
01-05-2007, 10:01 PM
It's one of our trolls from the invasion tonight.

PussyGalore
01-05-2007, 10:03 PM
No I did not read the thread I thought it was for posting our pictures sorry :-[

Yung1
01-05-2007, 10:03 PM
Oh my bad....Proceed with your invasion.......

BrunetteGoddess
01-05-2007, 10:13 PM
No I did not read the thread I thought it was for posting our pictures sorry :-[

Suuuuure::)

Tart
01-05-2007, 11:07 PM
lol did we get in swarmed by wumilfs?

(washed up milfs)

nerdy
01-05-2007, 11:54 PM
haha, you like the red arrow touch?

i think i do have a mutiple personality disorder, but it lets me carry out my day...for instance, when im walking around campus, i have the raised eyebrow look as im talking on my cell, but little do people know, there is no one on the other end.

of before i need to present in front of the class, i take a short breath, close my eyes and a deep new york accect comes out of nowhere....a little bit of blusing, dont look up...then sit down as if the reason i cant make eye contact is becuase i have endured sometihng they havent, maybe owing me respect?

all in all....this is the truth, its my life...im not making any of this up, and if i was then it would be a waste of typing...

i mean, who would make such things up? troll.....no....someone who needs meds?


prehaps.


ill leave that one up to the professionals :-\

shy as shit, head from mutliple women, getting tested, MC at the bar...........ALL TRUTH

im going to carry around a video camera....then again, im pretty camera shy

Lola Lee
01-06-2007, 02:12 AM
Hey Nerdy, I found another board for you. You will fit in much better over there. Might even make a few friends.
http://www.retardforum.com/

Tart
01-06-2007, 03:32 AM
^ OH man i found my new fave forum!

Docido
01-06-2007, 07:48 AM
You're no princess jefflina!!! :D Where has the pritty pritty prinwcess been anyway?

gingerlee
01-06-2007, 07:49 AM
Hey Nerdy, I found another board for you. You will fit in much better over there. Might even make a few friends.



Oh that is so AWESOME!!!

Emily
01-06-2007, 10:20 AM
Hey Nerdy, I found another board for you. You will fit in much better over there. Might even make a few friends.
http://www.retardforum.com/


I wonder why I didn't see a dating/romance section 8)

And the sub-forum "Babes" is a little sparse.....http://www.retardforum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=19

Lola Rose
01-06-2007, 02:17 PM
I've been thinking about this for a bit, and I wanted to know if you might be gay.

see, I can only think of two reasons for your lack of performance with the 2 hotties all over you
1. you made it all up
2. You're gay.

and hey, there's nothing wrong with being gay, you might be a lot happer to be who you really are.

IMO...

teeth_of_the_hydra
01-06-2007, 04:57 PM
When I'm exposed to something that is really super embarassing, or deeply motherfucking lame, I sometimes start to cry. Not sobbing crying, but a relentless stream of tears that I just can't stop, tears of pure discomfort. They don't let up until the stimulus is removed. It's embarassing... I have to stay away from all Ben Stiller movies for fear of committing a tearful social faux pas.

This thread has actually brought me to tears. It's anecdotes like these...


i think i do have a mutiple personality disorder, but it lets me carry out my day...for instance, when im walking around campus, i have the raised eyebrow look as im talking on my cell, but little do people know, there is no one on the other end.

of before i need to present in front of the class, i take a short breath, close my eyes and a deep new york accect comes out of nowhere....a little bit of blusing, dont look up...then sit down as if the reason i cant make eye contact is becuase i have endured sometihng they havent, maybe owing me respect?

...that just knot up in my throat and well up in my eyes.

The only person who has ever made me cry more than Nerdy was an acquaintance who liked me strongly and very openly, but who I kept rejecting because he simply wasn't my type. Finally, in a last-ditch effort over a cup of coffee, he pulled up his pants legs and displayed his lower legs for my inspection. "Look!" he said, pointing to his left shin, which was oddly hairless in comparison to his right. "I shave my left leg so it's soft like a girl's leg, and I rub it against my right one and pretend that it's yours. I'm pathetic and I don't want to be alone anymore. Please don't make me keep doing this."

Yeah... some of you who are tougher women than me might have laughed or run or thrown your latte in his face, but I just cried because it was so, so sad. Thus: Nerdy, why are you confessing all this to us? This is really, really lame. I'm humiliated on your behalf. Of course you're not getting laid. Something is wrong with you and it's making this stripper cry.

DylanAngel
01-06-2007, 06:34 PM
^^^That has got to be one of the most brilliantly witty and sarcastic posts I have ever read on any board. Major kudos TOTH!

You definitely earned your degree in Creative Writing. Wow!

Yung1
01-06-2007, 06:46 PM
You know I was gonna ask about what happened to princess jeff but then I decided s/he was probably one of the hotties in the closet.

And yes, that was brilliant Teeth!

nerdy
01-06-2007, 07:36 PM
retard forum?

haha, thats so corny...you have had better ones in the past


last night was very interesting to say the least....lets say i wish i could the pic to show you all....but it wouldnt be respectful

and for the record, and final time....im not gay, lmao

PookaShell
01-06-2007, 08:58 PM
"I wish I could post the pic to show you all"

Why are you so obsessed with posting pictures? What did you like hire a prostitute and sneak a few pictures or what? Why would it show us all? We don't really care.......

Guess I'm feeling rude tonight. Just got annoyed by this thread.

*pooka calms down*

Anywayy...

Nautilus
01-06-2007, 08:58 PM
you showing pics of your personal 'hand time' wouldn't be tasteful at all.:O

Yung1
01-07-2007, 06:52 AM
retard forum?

haha, thats so corny...you have had better ones in the past



If that aint the pot calling the the gay kettle black......

DylanAngel
01-07-2007, 07:52 AM
retard forum?

haha, thats so corny...you have had better ones in the past


last night was very interesting to say the least....lets say i wish i could the pic to show you all....but it wouldnt be respectful

and for the record, and final time....im not gay, lmao


Didn't you get grounded yet for stealing Mommy's curling iron to create the fake hickeys?

And as for the gay thing? Methinks you doth protesteth too much.

PhillyDancer1982
01-07-2007, 09:01 AM
Nerdy, some details are just not adding up for me. OK I can understand the part where you say that you go through cycles of confidence then unconfidence, because I've been there too. But the part about multiple personalities? I wonder if you made that up to play into the story, or to get attention at this site aka trolling. And if it IS true, then you got some major self-esteem issues and should seek counselling. I don't think it is truly Multiple Personality Disorder or a mental illness, just indication that you have social anxiety and that you are not happy with who you are, so you act a certain way in hopes of getting people to think you're "all right."

Some of your details do not add up. How could you be at a bar, if you say you're only 18? Do you use fake IDs? Do you live outside the US?

And why do you feel the need to post pictures of your hickeys? Isn't that a kinda TMI type of thing? Did you think that we would disbelieve you, so you felt the need to "prove" it to us? Are you aware that there are ways that you could faked the hickeys(injuring yourself, curling iron as someone mentioned, stage make-up, etc), so even those pictures aren't true "proof" that 2 hot girls gave you hickeys?(I'm not accusing the pics of being fakes, I'm just saying that it is possible)

You obviously care too much what people think of you...that's why your self-esteem is so low! You need to seek the approval of others to feel that way. I can relate, because I used to be a bit like that too...but never as bad as you are. I understand why you posted pics on a stripper forum...because you don't know anyone here personally, so most likely people you do not know will find your pictures on here.

Then again, I wonder if this thing is a joke! I wonder if maybe some tool posted pictures of this "nerdy" kid, to see what kind of reaction he/she would get from the site! For example, an ex-girlfriend of "nerdy" might post the pics in hopes that everyone would say that he looks like a "loser", thus giving the ex-girlfriend giggles and gratification. Or, perhaps someone who doesn't like "nerdy" posted the pics, hoping that everyone would agree that he is "nerdy." I really do wonder if the person posting under the name "nerdy" is the same "nerdy" that is shown in the pictures.

PhillyDancer1982
01-07-2007, 09:18 AM
^ Let me elaborate on what I wrote above. For example, I know that it is possible for someone to pretend to be the guy "Nerdy" in the pics, because I've done it myself when I was younger(but not on Stripperweb!). Several years ago, this guy "Jon" was saying some really hurtful and insulting things about me behind his back, along with saying that he would never be interested in me. Insulted, I went onto this website and used a screenname with "Jon" in it, publicly posted Jon's real AOL Instant Messenger screenname, and started writing all this anti-American, anti-patriotic stuff(I didn't believe a cent of what I was writing) to basically make him look really bad. I was trying to get him flamed, or in hopes that someone on that website woulda recognized which "Jon" I was insinuating! That was immature and from years ago. I also know a few former high school classmates who made up a Myspace site for this classmate "Moe," and put all these flaming gay guys on his friends list!! I really thought it was his site, and tried to send him a Myspace e-mail one day, and then a few months later he told me that he never got the message b/c the site wasn't even really his!

So I know that it happens...I don't know if anyone would ever humiliate themselves as much as Nerdy has? I can understand someone ANNONYMOUSLY posting about all their embarrassing self-esteem problems, but to post PICTURES too? Seems a little strange. If I left pics of my face on a site, I would make sure to NEVER post things that could later come back to haunt/humiliate me. So because of that, I wonder if maybe some "Nerdy"-hater made up the whole "Nerdy" screenname and posted pics of this person that they hate so much.

Yung1
01-07-2007, 10:26 AM
WOW......That's........complicated.

teeth_of_the_hydra
01-07-2007, 04:12 PM
^^^That has got to be one of the most brilliantly witty and sarcastic posts I have ever read on any board. Major kudos TOTH!

You definitely earned your degree in Creative Writing. Wow!

Haha, thank you thank you. So college WAS good for something! :writing:

nerdy
01-07-2007, 04:36 PM
18 to enter, 21 to drink

the place i was at didnt even check bracelts past 11

is that what they call hand-time these days?

Katrine
01-07-2007, 04:44 PM
OMG, what are you doing to your grandmother nerdy?? That's just wrong!

Lola Rose
01-07-2007, 05:07 PM
inscest is best ;) nerdy, you have become our 2nd biggest attention whore!

Mastridonicus
01-07-2007, 05:39 PM
I dunno. Dem some hot boobs. My opinion of nerdy is officially changed. He CAN lick his own nipples.

nerdy
01-07-2007, 07:59 PM
inscest is best ;) nerdy, you have become our 2nd biggest attention whore!

whos the first?

:(