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PhillyDancer1982
01-07-2007, 08:07 PM
There's a few candidates for the #1 spot. You gotta work hard to compete against them:
- Supbro
- Xiomara
- Damia(on days that she writes about doing extras and related stuff)
- Beautiful Woman(judging from her avatar, she's not all that beautiful! she has a Downs Syndrome look)

nerdy
01-07-2007, 08:42 PM
There's a few candidates for the #1 spot. You gotta work hard to compete against them:
- Supbro
- Xiomara
- Damia(on days that she writes about doing extras and related stuff)
- Beautiful Woman(judging from her avatar, she's not all that beautiful! she has a Downs Syndrome look)

those last two ones, expecially the last one, are cold and mean. /:O

moving right along....

well i have a 102 fever, prob. the flu...ill need to wait for this to pass until i can get some more stories up here....hahaha



cant you wait?

Lola Rose
01-07-2007, 09:15 PM
hehe philly, I pm'd you my #1... I don't wanna share with everyone.....

I do agree that all your people are pretty good canidates as well ;)

Nautilus
01-07-2007, 09:27 PM
He CAN lick his own nipples.
bwahahahaha :rotfl:

sure looks that way...

BrunetteGoddess
01-07-2007, 09:48 PM
Supbro is too new to be called an attention whore. He/she is just a boring one line troll who needs its buddies to take the troll one step above making me comatose from boredom.

Lola Rose
01-07-2007, 09:59 PM
Supbro is too new to be called an attention whore. He/she is just a boring one line troll who needs its buddies to take the troll one step above making me comatose from boredom.

I think Sup Bro? and all the 1 poster's responding are the same person.

BrunetteGoddess
01-07-2007, 10:17 PM
Might be. That makes for one bored poster though, and I believe it's against policy to have more than one handle on SW.

Lola Rose
01-07-2007, 10:37 PM
Might be. That makes for one bored poster though, and I believe it's against policy to have more than one handle on SW.

All you need to do is have a different email address. /:O
And all the trolls seem bored and lame!

PhillyDancer1982
01-07-2007, 11:18 PM
OK Nerdy's sick, and I'm in a comical cynical kind of mood, so why don't I share a PL story while Nerdy's recovering(and it's surprisingly true!):

My friend M--k went to a neighborhood bar(LOL the same bar that I later got a bartending job at!) one night by himself, just to get a drink, watch the game on the TVs, and relax. He was simply minding his own business and not bothering anyone(at least not intentionally). Some stupid bitch customer went up to him, tapped him annoyingly on the shoulder, and said "Get out." He turned around and was like huh? So she said "You gotta leave." Keep in mind that this bitch was a customer, not an employee, so she had no authority to do such a thing! So he calmly reponded, "I didn't do anything and I have better things to worry about, so whatever I guess I'll go back to my drink" and turned his head away from her.

Apparently, the bitch got annoyed that he was trying his best to ignore her. So she screamed, "How dare you ignore me when I'm dissing you!!!!!" A few mins later, she brought a bouncer over to M--k! The bouncer asked M--k what had just happened and what he did wrong. M--k simply told him that he hadn't even spoken to her. The bouncer asked the girl if this was true, and she told him that the reason she wanted him kicked out was because she didn't like how he looked! The bouncer responded to her with, "Yeah maybe you don't like how he looks, but that's no reason for me to kick him out." So she threw a fit and after that, M--k paid no attention at all to it so I do not know if she stayed, left, or got kicked out. But M--k was left alone after that.

True story, too! And unfortunatly, not the only one. One time when M--k was working his dreaded second job at the grocery store, a customer reported him to management/customer service desk because she "didn't like how his face looked." OK so M--k isn't exactly cheerful to the "blithering idiot"(his own words) customers at his second job, but he didn't do anything wrong to this bitch and he just looked at her in a bored, indifferent way as he always looked at everyone. So now M--k is convinced that maybe there is something wrong with the way he looks, too. Last I heard, M--k went to a bar and had a "really great night," simply because "no one was particular rude to him" that time.

Sorry guys! Just had to fill in for Nerdy while he's out sick! :D

Nautilus
01-07-2007, 11:21 PM
i thought we already outed M--k as Mark?? :D

PhillyDancer1982
01-07-2007, 11:51 PM
^ Or it could be Mork, or Moak, or Miek, or Mink! Ya never know! ;)

Lola Rose
01-08-2007, 12:21 AM
I'm hoping it's Meek, and that it's a childhood nickname!

Philly, that was way better then nerdy's stories, wanna replace him? I'm bored already.

Nautilus
01-08-2007, 04:04 AM
i'm quite partial to moak... but it has to be 2 syllables like Mo Ak. much cooler than moak.

what else has Mo Ak been doing lately? i think i like him better than nerdy too at this point. does he have any kind of accent when he's reading in public?

Tart
01-08-2007, 04:04 AM
There's a few candidates for the #1 spot. You gotta work hard to compete against them:
- Supbro
- Xiomara
- Damia(on days that she writes about doing extras and related stuff)
- Beautiful Woman(judging from her avatar, she's not all that beautiful! she has a Downs Syndrome look)

wahahhahahahah

nerdy
01-08-2007, 11:57 AM
since i am too sick to tell any stories from the present, i will tell you a tale of the near past. I came down with this illnees around midnight on friday. I woke up saturday and felt so so...still went to work...but around 4 i felt horrible. Ok, so while im on my break, Im working at McDonalds just for some extra cash. My internship was seasonal and school is my priority. Saturday I worked the 8 hour shift. On my lunch break, I had a McChicken and Two- Grilled chicken patties on a Ranch Salad. Once I was back on the "grille" I got a Mc Stomach Ache. I felt swollen with liquid and I felt warmth seeping from my anal cavity(luckily it was just gas.) I immediatly looked to my manager for assistance...he can tell from the fury in my eyes that I had to drop the cosby kids off at the pool. I briskly walked to the bathroom, making sure no one realized I was leaking, and came to a road block. The wet floor sign was up an this pretty girl I work with said "would you kind waiting for it to dry, i just mopped it." I replied, "sure, im on break anyway." Im not sure wat possessed me to say such an absurd thing, but my alphaness took over. After the 30 second wait, which felt like an eternity, I continued my journey to the bathroom. I finally reached it and luckily nobody was ocupying it (only a 1 person bathroom.) I immediatly worked on my belt and pants making sure no more seeped out. Then, I glimpsed at the toilet and It was TERRIBLE...hair on it, urine and other unidentifiable substances...having no time to wipe it off, I did the "Crouching Tiger" (see figure 1) in fear of getting the "substances" on my ass. I started trembling and couldnt support my weight much longer...as a last act of a desperate man I assumed the "Hovering Henry"(see figure 2) by reaching for the handicap bar to support me. My forearms could not support me anymore, I was forced to assign the "Sloppy Susan." (see figure 3) My ass hit the bowl with force and I was de flowered. Disgusted by the situation, I had to think fast. The hot girl sure to realize I was in there for a while. After wiping 15-17 times, I put a little Hand Sanitizer on a paper towel and gently cleansed my butt. Feeliing like I got 10 hours of sleep and 3 lbs lighter, I went about my business without a care in the world...except my soiled boxers and the embarassment of Emily knowing I just shit out the bathroom...on top of that, i think i have a sinus infection....:-\
lucky for you i dont have camera pics of this story...and i didnt shit my pants in reality, it was just a scare, thank goodness


figure 1




figure 2




figure 3

BrunetteGoddess
01-08-2007, 12:04 PM
Nerdy....just...no.

Kaylinn
01-08-2007, 12:28 PM
I thought, wow, 7 pages, there must be some good reading material in here. 7pages later, Im disappointed. How boring. And gross. Not funny to hear bout how you shit urself while at work at mcdonalds.

TigersMilk
01-08-2007, 12:30 PM
So thats why my fries tasted like shit?

Lola Rose
01-08-2007, 01:20 PM
Nerdy, I'm sorry to say this, but You have reached an ALL TIME LOW! and that makes me sad for all of humanity :(

Tart
01-08-2007, 03:27 PM
Now c'mon we've had others that reached all time lows.

Do you know what IS awesome about this thread? That one day it will make it onto my " most memorable poster " thread. Right there with the others.

At least this is entertainment. No one has died yet, no one has a pregnancy ( yet ) there is no herpes outbreak or coma. Also there is no "new" name made up to come tell us about any of the above.

So Nerdy in order to run in competition you'll have to do at least two of the above since all other "memorable" posters , that we all chalked up to trolling..have done this as well..at least on some level.

I personally am the fan of the "posting photos of someone else but saying they are me " sorta thing. Also the make believe s.o. that posts for another person who might be / might not be suicidal..in a coma..or something worse. .. Dead.

Also it would only seem fair , that you should post penis photos. , before and after an outbreak and ask us what we think it might be

gingerlee
01-08-2007, 03:43 PM
Nerdy....eww....the stories aren't even too good to be true anymore. Anybody can get sick from eating at McDonald's. By the way, which one of your personalities woks there? The New Yorker, the Planned Parenthood pickup guy, or some other version?

mollyzmoon
01-08-2007, 05:03 PM
Oh my god, I'm so revolted. The only benefit to my having read this thread is I now feel less pathetic, personally. I was feeling like I pretty well suck at life recently, but my opinion of myself is now something akin to the feeling I have after watching an unsuccesful episode of "Intervention".

Oh, and Emily and Hydra are funny ladies.

Nautilus
01-08-2007, 05:19 PM
nerdy, are you darkforcerising?

seems to be an unholy ass and shit fascination between the two of you.

nerdy
01-08-2007, 05:21 PM
Now c'mon we've had others that reached all time lows.

Do you know what IS awesome about this thread? That one day it will make it onto my " most memorable poster " thread. Right there with the others.

At least this is entertainment. No one has died yet, no one has a pregnancy ( yet ) there is no herpes outbreak or coma. Also there is no "new" name made up to come tell us about any of the above.

So Nerdy in order to run in competition you'll have to do at least two of the above since all other "memorable" posters , that we all chalked up to trolling..have done this as well..at least on some level.

I personally am the fan of the "posting photos of someone else but saying they are me " sorta thing. Also the make believe s.o. that posts for another person who might be / might not be suicidal..in a coma..or something worse. .. Dead.

Also it would only seem fair , that you should post penis photos. , before and after an outbreak and ask us what we think it might be

at this point, and after reading over the entire thread....sadly enough i wish i was joking...

i just cant wait for next semester to start...there will be some changing, perhpas i can come out of my shell, but at the same time calm down?

does that make sense? lol

im not suicidal, i a coma, or dead....im alive and well (kinda well, got strep and sinus infection)

and every sinlge post has been an adventure lived by me...like that Ripleys show

believe it or not

*and nautilus, how the hell did you get a shit fascination out of my post? im getting to thinking about some of you...

BrunetteGoddess
01-08-2007, 05:25 PM
Nerdy-

Explore outwards.

nerdy
01-08-2007, 05:28 PM
Nerdy-

Explore outwards.

perhaps i shall study abroad?

would you like to be my fiar lady and join me on an oversea adventure?

:O

CuriousJ
01-08-2007, 05:30 PM
I must be really derranged because I actually like the stories ;) .

nerdy
01-08-2007, 05:31 PM
I must be really derranged because I actually like the stories ;) .

yayyy....my number 1 fan!!!

ahhh....think of all the stories that await me out there

the world is my playground

BrunetteGoddess
01-08-2007, 05:31 PM
No thanks darlin, I'm quite busy on my own at the moment.

However by explore, I meant to other threads.... ;)

nerdy
01-08-2007, 05:32 PM
No thanks darlin, I'm quite busy on my own at the moment.

However by explore, I meant to other threads.... ;)

i do explore...i commented on that new members picture the other day...i read around a lot, thats the reason i joined in the first place

PhillyDancer1982
01-08-2007, 05:33 PM
I'm hoping it's Meek, and that it's a childhood nickname!

Philly, that was way better then nerdy's stories, wanna replace him? I'm bored already.

LOL no his real name isn't Meek, but he's so meek and unassertive at times, that maybe it SHOULDA been a childhood nickname! :D Hahahahaha. I keep telling M--k to stand up for himself, but he is constantly afraid that if he voices his opinion, that someone will get profoundly offended. Considering that he's literally gotten slapped at "hello" before, and told off by stupid bar bitches for doing nothing at all but showing up, I can kinda see why he's reluctant to be more outgoing and extroverted. But then again, if I were M--k, I wouldn't give a shit and I'd probably go around pissing off all those bitches just for the fun of it! :D


i'm quite partial to moak... but it has to be 2 syllables like Mo Ak. much cooler than moak.

what else has Mo Ak been doing lately? i think i like him better than nerdy too at this point. does he have any kind of accent when he's reading in public?

LOL no my friend M--k's name isn't Moak, but I DO know someone named Moak. He is from Germany, and his name is the GERMAN version of Mark. And it is one syllable, pronounced the same as "Mark." But that's a completely different person...but Moak was hot though! 6'8", nice blue eyes, thin, well-hung LOL...and he didn't mind doing it in public places either! A lotta fun I had with Moak...I wish he'd come back to the States. :( My friend M--k actually met Moak before, but I think M--k felt a tad bit insecure and jealous of Moak's good looks. :(

My friend M--k doesn't put on any fake acts or accents...if anything, he is TOO honest and humble about himself, to the point that he bores people and that's partly the reason girls don't talk to him for very long when he tries to make convo. The stories that ARE interesting in his life, he doesn't like to talk to girls about because they involve things that could be construed as slightly "violent" by some(paintballing, fires accidentally gone outta control, etc), or stories that are just downright pathetic like the story I told you guys about.

And Nautilus, I will tell M--k that you like him...or at least that you like him better than Nerdy LOL. M--k sometimes disbelieves that anyone really likes him. It might actually make his day! :) LOL.

Lola Rose
01-08-2007, 05:45 PM
philly, Tell him lola likes M--k better then Nerdy as well. You can even print this to prove it ;D

PhillyDancer1982
01-08-2007, 05:46 PM
I must be really derranged because I actually like the stories .

LOL me too! I can always guarantee myself a dose of giggles and loud laughter when I read this thread! It makes for great afterwork reading, and for telling my friend Bob about! LOLOLOLOL.

And by the way Nerdy, some more serious advice...don't work at McDonalds if you want to get girls. Unless you are a manager or something decent, people do not take McDonalds workers seriously. I worked at a McDonalds when I was 15-16 and although I met a lotta guys(including my future ex-boyfriend), they viewed me as kinda geeky and didn't seriously consider me for dating and/or hooking up until I was working other jobs. I was obsessed with being THE best worker I could be, which meant being super cheerful and bubbly, and saying "Have a nice day!" to each and every customer. (I did this in hopes that it would ensure me a good raise, promotion, or a good reference later on) But the cheerfulness(along with the dorky McD's visor) made me look like a geek and that's why my ex and his friends didn't date me until later.

PhillyDancer1982
01-08-2007, 05:49 PM
^ ^ LOL okay! As for right now, M--k doesn't have any interesting stories...he spent all of Friday night hooking up the new surround sound system his brother got him for Christmas. Not too intersting of a story. Right now he is working his second job of the day, at the grocery store deli. I can just imagine him now...moping around the deli and looking absolutely miserable as he half-assedly assists customers with their lunchmeat orders. (He HATES working there!)

PhillyDancer1982
01-08-2007, 05:52 PM
Oh and as for M--k taking off where Nerdy left off...I actually helped him to make a screenname last week to use on StripperWeb. He made the name up himself! But almost as soon as the screenname was made, he decided against posting. :( His choice of screenname? Divine_mistake. LOL.

Nautilus
01-08-2007, 06:47 PM
he should just be M--k as a screenname, at least we'd know who he was.

PhillyDancer1982
01-08-2007, 06:57 PM
Hahahahaha true to that. He knows that I write about him as M--k(he often reads SW with me!) and thinks it's hilarious. But Divine_mistake more accurately describes how he views himself as a person. I wish he'd gain more confidence...but that is a different subject altogether. I thought this was the Nerdy thead, not the M--k thread!(my fault I know; I kinda helped to steer this thread off-subject! oops!)

Nautilus
01-08-2007, 07:08 PM
what was the topic? how ugly am i?

PhillyDancer1982
01-08-2007, 07:15 PM
OK I'm gonna pull a "Nerdy" here. Let's start from the beginning. Besides the hopeless look of despair/self-defeat and the unfashionable shirt, what is wrong with the way this person looks? (lol)

http://i10.tinypic.com/2chwz.jpg

PhillyDancer1982
01-08-2007, 07:19 PM
That pic was from 3 years ago(although not much has changed). Since then, there's been a bit of revamping of the wardrobe, and introduction to a gooey substance called "hair gel." Here's a more recent pic:

http://i1.tinypic.com/22gyh.jpg

Nautilus
01-08-2007, 07:24 PM
what is M--k's starsign?

PhillyDancer1982
01-08-2007, 07:31 PM
Sagitarius. Why?

Mastridonicus
01-08-2007, 07:33 PM
hmmmm

I don't understand nerdy's new ava....OH THERE HE IS. This is better:

PhillyDancer1982
01-08-2007, 07:35 PM
Hahahahahaha Mast!

See, me and Mast are bringing the PICTURES back to the term "Picture Post." This IS a picture post forum, is it not?

What happened to good ol Nerdy? Maybe I scared him off. Or maybe he feels intimidated because his stories could never beat M--k's stories! Mwhahaha.

PhillyDancer1982
01-08-2007, 07:39 PM
Oh c'mon guys! The dude in the pictures wants brutally honest feedback! Come on! He feels sad that he hasn't had a girlfriend in a few days(or many days?). Does he have to post hickey pics on this thread to get attention?*




*NOTE: My post is purely sarcastic. Please do not take it too seriously.

Lola Rose
01-08-2007, 07:49 PM
yes! I demamd the hicky pics!!!

ok... brutally honest.

He needs a nose job, brow wax, exfoliation and moisterier, his forehead is too long, his lips are too thin and short, his chin is saggy, he has no style (in either pic) horizontal stripes=NO!!!, his ears are unusually large, he needs a tan, a wax, he has a lame 'stash and the bags under his eyes are gross. Need more? ;D

Damn, that felt good. I might need to get me into that domme thing! lol

PhillyDancer1982
01-08-2007, 09:21 PM
OK so no one's stepped up to the plate to tell more gross/pathetic stories(AHEM Nerdy), so I will have to tell a story. It is similar to the McDonalds story but involves my friend Ted Handell(name has been changed).

So one day a few years ago, Ted Handell was dating this girl. She was kinda geeky and annoying and whiny, always getting on his nerves in minor ways. He tolerated her for quite a while and I do not know why he didn't dump her earlier if he didn't care for her that much, but whatever not my problem. Anyways, on Christmas Eve a few years ago, they were fucking on the floor of Ted's apartment living room. His girlfriend was riding him, when outta nowhere, she lost control of her bladder and peed all over Ted! She just let it all out! Ted was traumatized! So Ted rushed to the bathroom leaving her looking shocked and upset, and he scrubbed himself clean for practically 3hrs(I highly doubt it was 3hrs, but anyway). At least he had the decency to drive her home, curb his tongue, and wait a whole two days before dumping her.

Sorry, I don't have any stick figures to go along with this story! But anyone, feel free to draw the illustrations to go along with this story! :D

Yung1
01-08-2007, 09:41 PM
hows this??



AWWW shit, it wont upload my bitmap. and it was good too.

Lola Rose
01-08-2007, 10:02 PM
EWWWW! philly, I think I'd join a nunnery if I ever did that!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


ya know.... some pl's pay good miney for that service^

nerdy, you are hereby dethroned! Philly is wa betta, and she doesn't even need lame ass curling iron do it yourself wannabe pimp hickey pics :)

Nautilus
01-08-2007, 11:55 PM
^^^nya ha ha! DIY loser lesions.

yung: i wanna see this bitmap dammit!