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CuriousJ
01-15-2007, 09:30 AM
I think Nerdy is just expressing himself and being rather open about it . I think honesty is a great quality and I try to pull out the good things about people . The real scarry part of people is the part that you don't know . :O
But I enjoy this thread and hope it continues and we see Nerdy evolve into Nerdylicious or something LOL . :P Just have fun with it !

Yung1
01-15-2007, 03:57 PM
Evolution is only theory............................................ ......

beauty21queen
01-15-2007, 04:00 PM
:laughing: Lmfao Nerdylicious !!!

Lola Lee
01-17-2007, 09:53 AM
I think we frightened Nerdy away

nerdy
01-17-2007, 02:07 PM
I think we frightened Nerdy away

no, ive just been really sick...bedrest....i have brokchitis, mono relapse and an ear infection...

in due time, stories will surface my fellow forum members

Lola Lee
01-17-2007, 02:30 PM
http://www.albertsons.com/shop/recipes/images/chickennoodlesoup.jpg

beauty21queen
01-17-2007, 03:09 PM
no, ive just been really sick...bedrest....i have brokchitis, mono relapse and an ear infection...

in due time, stories will surface my fellow forum members

Maybe it was from the nasty girls in the closet....:O

BrunetteGoddess
01-17-2007, 03:12 PM
Being sick is the PERFECT excuse to be on SW!

Nautilus
01-17-2007, 04:59 PM
you licked WAY too many closet girls, naughty nerdy.

:sing: you've got the kissing disease :neener:

PhillyDancer1982
01-19-2007, 11:50 AM
Haha do I have to fill in for Nerdy here while he's out sick!!?

Okay here's one...There once was a vulgar little boy named Matt Callan(ok ok, he was 20). He was a virgin and couldn't get any girls. His chief topics of conversation included drugs, bitches, jacking off, jail, and partying. One day, his friends Ed and Karl were making fun of him, so he whipped out his pee-pee! Lo and behold, it was the biggest dick anyone had ever seen. So halfly in jest, Ed told Matt that if he couldn't get girls, then he should just flash them his dick and they would be all over him. Little did Ed know that Matt would take him seriously! After that, he would talk perverted and then whip it out. One day, he was getting a ride home from Phillydancer. He kept talking about all these things he wanted to do to her, then held her hand. Outta nowhere, he quick took her hand and put it on his dick! WTF?! At first, Phillydancer was so shocked at its long thick size, that she thought he'd put a sausage there instead as a joke!(a'la Saddam Hussein in the South Park movie!) She couldn't believe how big it was. Needless to say, Matt still didn't get any that night. :(

A few weeks later, Phillydancer and another girl were driving around town. They ran into Matt again and his friends. They only stopped in a small parking lot nearby so they could make fun of Matt for their own amusement. Matt begged them to hang out with him that night. Then Matt's friend "Jeff" said "OMG Matt has a huge penis! Have you seen it?"--saw my evil grin--"Oh yes, I know you've seen it!" Matt and these ugly skinhead guys started begging to hang out. All of a sudden, one of the ugly skinheads dared Matt to stick his big dick through Phillydancer's car window! AAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Phillydancer's friend quickly said, "Um, I gotta go home RIGHT NOW!" So Matt started begging Phillydancer to come hang out after she dropped off her friend. "Sure," Phillydancer said.

But she didn't keep her promise! She dropped off her friend, then took a "long cut" home so that she wouldn't pass by Matt and them! Meanwhile, Matt waited for a really long time but she didn't come back for him! :D :D :D

Matt never got any that time! Only a few weeks later, Matt went to jail for stealing two cars from the car shop he'd worked at. He had a 12-month sentence but got out a month early. When he got out of jail, he realized that it was time for a haircut. So he fashioned himself a foot-tall mohawk! Then bought some Doc Marten boots, black-n-white camouflage cargos, and punk rock band T-shirts to go with it. He hoped that he would be able to get some from Phillydancer and other girls. But no, all Phillydancer wanted to do was make fun of him and tell him to go back to jail. Then because of his mohawk, everyone started calling him "Roosterhead"...except for Phillydancer...she simply called him "Cock."

Then Matt realized that the mohawk earned him extra attention from the cops(whom already didn't like Matt from the car theft incident!). So he finally had to cut it off and look (halfway) normal again.

Here is a pic of Matt(post-mohawk):

http://i12.tinypic.com/2qk2p3r.jpg

Bella21
01-19-2007, 11:50 PM
:eek: ... and someone give Matt a bath :eek:

LoveSexMoney
01-20-2007, 12:20 AM
and burn those fucking clothes too or at least soak them in bleach water, good god.

as for nerdylicious...I'm with Yek and Kat; I would sooooo hit that! ;)

PhillyDancer1982
01-20-2007, 01:14 AM
LOL the picture of Matt was taken right after he got off a long day of work as a painter! (explains the paint stains on his clothing) And yeah, Matt should take a shower after work...and wash out his mouth with soap while he's at it! (He also needs a whipping from his mom or grandmother, but that's a different story) LOL the kid has one of the most obscene, profane vulgar mouths I've ever heard!

CuriousJ
01-20-2007, 09:54 AM
Hey Philly that reminds me I could use a good whipping myself :P . Get well soon Nerdy ;) .


LOL the picture of Matt was taken right after he got off a long day of work as a painter! (explains the paint stains on his clothing) And yeah, Matt should take a shower after work...and wash out his mouth with soap while he's at it! (He also needs a whipping from his mom or grandmother, but that's a different story) LOL the kid has one of the most obscene, profane vulgar mouths I've ever heard!

PhillyDancer1982
01-23-2007, 07:40 PM
OMG no one has posted to this thread in a few days now! :-O Is this thread finally reaching the end of the line??!! :'(

nerdy
01-30-2007, 06:41 PM
back to school it is!!!

my schedule i so tough right now and im stressing out. I have been lifting weights hard recently. Im trying to get in shape and relieve stress at the same time. In the romance dept. ....well lets see, ive been talking to several girls, some old girls fomr last semester, and im excited to see where i can go with them. And hopefully not a closet this time.

I have been very depressed lately, im not sure what it is...school deff has something to do with it, but maybe its something else. I dont really have anymore to say and im kinda in a rush. Ill leave some pics of my progress, see what you gals think

nerdy
01-30-2007, 06:53 PM
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4639/p1270114jq4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2323/p1270115ty2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2577/p1270118fw6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3306/p1270122ye3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The one and only Raven
01-31-2007, 06:12 PM
You'd be waaaay hotter if you invested in some nice boxers. And next time, make sure they're a clean pair... Unless you're a Calvin Kline model, BVDs don't look good on anybody.

Philly: That pic of "Matt" is great! He looks like he just discovered his penis for the first time.

Krystal

verybaddkitty
01-31-2007, 11:25 PM
uh...duh, wrong thread!


oops

BrunetteGoddess
02-01-2007, 12:17 AM
what the hell.....did you read the thread???

Lola Lee
02-02-2007, 03:21 PM
You'd be waaaay hotter if you invested in some nice boxers. And next time, make sure they're a clean pair... Unless you're a Calvin Kline model, BVDs don't look good on anybody.



Agreed. Nerdy, if you desire to be a "man" and no longer a "boy" please do yourself a favor and purchase some boxer shorts. And not the silly ones with Sponge Bob graphics.

PhillyDancer1982
02-02-2007, 04:31 PM
Hahahahaha isn't that the funniest picture of Matt? And he has the dumbest little-kid-ish expression on his face(in real life, he looks a little better than that LOL).

A few years ago, I was half tempted to send that pic to his mother and his grandmother, with a big caption that read across the top: "WHAT ON EARTH IS MATT DOING IN PUBLIC???" and then a smaller caption at the bottom, reading "It's a shame that Matt doesn't behave the way he was raised...instead he sure acts like he was raised in a barn!" Hahahahahaha I SOOOO should have sent that pic.

I think he is still doin time at Hunterdon County Jail. :(

nerdy
02-02-2007, 06:15 PM
Agreed. Nerdy, if you desire to be a "man" and no longer a "boy" please do yourself a favor and purchase some boxer shorts. And not the silly ones with Sponge Bob graphics.

you will chose anything, lol

if i had boxers on, youd say it the other way around

The one and only Raven
02-03-2007, 10:04 AM
No, seriously. Even I wear boxers. Tighty whities suck. Really. Go buy some boxers, take some new pics. We will find something else to pick on, but I promise it won't be your boxers, that is unless they're Mickey Mouse or Scooby Doo ones. Heck, even those are better than briefs though. Good luck, Nerdy.

Krystal

Kaylinn
02-03-2007, 10:16 AM
Dude - Tighty whites are gross. If I was dating a man and we went to have sex for the first time, and his pants came off and I saw tighty whities, I would kick him out of bed. Seriously. Underwear and back acne are the 2 reasons I have kicked men out of bed. Oh and this one guy....who was kinda heavy, and when he was on top of me, all I coudl think was that his back was all white and fat, and it made me think of a slab of beef, and Im a vegitarian.....so I had to kick him out to....

The one and only Raven
02-03-2007, 10:23 AM
^^^^ Hahaha! Lol! Poor baby. That's horriffic.

My ex used to wear tighty whities before we got together. I seriously could not touch him "down there". It was like he was this "man-child" and almost reminded me of my father. I just couldn't do it. I made a bet with him and won, therefore the briefs went and along came the boxers. So much better.

Krystal

Kaylinn
02-03-2007, 11:18 AM
OK..I'll tell ya exactly why I FEAR tighty whities, and will kick any man outta bed because of them. Aside from the fact that they look nasty....

When I was 14, I lost my virginity, to a 17 year old guy. Anyway, he wore tighty whities. i'm not sure how, or why, but apparently, he got my blood on his undies. I think back, and I guess he must not have cleaned off his dick afterward or something, Im not really sure, but anyway.

A few MONTHS later, we are at his house and I decided to look for hidden porn in his room. I looked between the mattress and box springs for some dirty magazines, and instead, guess what I found......
And now to this day, when I think of tighty whities..I get this mental picture......and want to vomit......

Ok..yeah...this is probably TMI, but hey, maybe it top nerdy's shit experience at mcdonalds or whatever.

The one and only Raven
02-03-2007, 11:39 AM
Wowowow.... That's an experience. Was he saving them for a special occassion? Having a shadow box made for them? Ahhh!

I guess you win. I lost my virginity. On my boyfriends face. How terrifying. Good times, good times.. Lol.

Alright, Nerdy. C'mon, I know you can top this one. Where do you keep your dirty tighty whities?
Krystal

Lola Lee
02-03-2007, 04:40 PM
You know men don't ever thoroughly wipe their asses clean after a dump. I assume shit gets stuck on the butt hairs. Those white briefs always have dookie smears on them. Atleast most boxers will camoflouge the leftover crap.

nerdy
02-03-2007, 07:48 PM
they are not tighy whities, lol

what am i missing here?

they are boxer briefs

Kaylinn
02-03-2007, 08:59 PM
You know men don't ever thoroughly wipe their asses clean after a dump. I assume shit gets stuck on the butt hairs. Those white briefs always have dookie smears on them. Atleast most boxers will camoflouge the leftover crap.


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

My bf wears boxers and he farts a LOT. he always has this odd brown fade in the seat of all his boxers. He says that the fart gas stains the boxers. He says that guy farts are powerful enough to do this, but girl farts aren't strong enough.

Lola Lee
02-04-2007, 11:03 AM
they are not tighy whities, lol

what am i missing here?

they are boxer briefs

Well, that is better anyway. Actually, if a guy has strong legs they can look hot. I think you should prove it to us Nerdy.

Mastridonicus
02-04-2007, 11:36 PM
You know men don't ever thoroughly wipe their asses clean after a dump. I assume shit gets stuck on the butt hairs. Those white briefs always have dookie smears on them. Atleast most boxers will camoflouge the leftover crap.

FLUSHABLE BABY WIPES.

Are god's gift to interrupted BM.

I hate when a little you go potty and one decides to show up LATE to the party.

Nautilus
02-05-2007, 01:37 AM
Well, that is better anyway. Actually, if a guy has strong legs they can look hot. I think you should prove it to us Nerdy. As long as they're CK boxer briefs... and you have to have a decent package to go with the strong legs... oh, and a rock hard ass. }:D

PhillyDancer1982
02-13-2007, 07:44 PM
Oh no you guys! :O You can't let this thread die! We gotta revive it back to life! LOL who's with me?! :D

CuriousJ
02-14-2007, 10:03 AM
But what can we do PD ? And what happend to Nerdy ?

Nautilus
02-14-2007, 05:49 PM
probably seeing to the swamp ass

gingerlee
02-14-2007, 06:59 PM
Yeah he did suddenly disappear. Other than this thread did he really post anywhere?

Jay Zeno
02-15-2007, 08:30 AM
There was a guy a couple years ago, posted pictures of himself, obviously amateur, and he had great tone and abs, oooh, ahhh, all that stuff. Turned out he was ripping off pictures from elsewhere. No great surprise.

I'm not saying anything about this thread, really. I was just reminded.

Lola Lee
02-15-2007, 08:44 AM
There was a guy a couple years ago, posted pictures of himself, obviously amateur, and he had great tone and abs, oooh, ahhh, all that stuff. Turned out he was ripping off pictures from elsewhere. No great surprise.

I'm not saying anything about this thread, really. I was just reminded.

I have a pretty good feeling Nerdy is genuine. I hope he didn't get injured in some nefarious sex act! :O

CuriousJ
02-15-2007, 09:50 AM
I have a pretty good feeling Nerdy is genuine. I hope he didn't get injured in some nefarious sex act! :O


LOL - I have two sex act injuries that I can think of but many maybe have had the same . One was the old rug burns ( on the knees) I mean bleeding rug burns . The other I kind of rubbed the little guy raw almost as bad as the knees :O . I think I got some cactus stuck on my ass once one of those desert adventures ;) . Since Nerdy isnt around anyone else have any to share ?

PhillyDancer1982
02-17-2007, 12:44 PM
^ Sure I do LOL. When I was 19 and had just started college, my friend Paula(written about in the thread "Bitch about a friend's parents") and I stumbled upon a Halloween party going on at a house nearby the train station. A group of hot guys on the balcony called down to us, so feeling adventuresome, we crashed the party. There was this really hot guy, and he was dressed as a girl for Halloween! He was wearing a mini skirt, tights, a shirt stuffed to look like boobs, and a bunch of hoop earrings in each ear! LOL he was really hot though! After nearly a dozen mixed drinks, we decided to go somewhere a little more private...well, not really! :D In our drunken stupor, the "private" place that we chose, was the parking lot of the apartment building next door! LOLOLOLOL! We started banging and getting all into it, but then my knees got bruised up really bad(it still kinda hurts to imagine the little pieces of blacktop gravel that got caught in my open cuts!). I still have slight scarring from it today, nearly 6yrs later! So then we moved over to someone's yard, where a woman screamed down at us that the cops were on their way!! So we gathered our stuff, ran back to the party, where in my drunken stupor I cried, "Paula! We gotta go! The cops are after us, the cops are after us!" So poor Paula left the guy she was trying to mack it with, and walked with me and the hottie back to our college campus. Earlier that night, I'd lent her a pair of my shoes but they were about 1.5sizes too big, so as Paula(the most sober of the 3) walked along, we clung onto her and then--whoa!--she tripped while walking in my big-ass shoes! We both came down with her hahaha! So then my knees got scraped up a second time.

There was also the time that I took advantage of a barely legal teenage boy down at Pennypack Park in Philly. I started groping and making out with him, then pushed him down right on the bike path and had my way with him. Oh, but the dirt and rocks that scraped against my knees. It was still fun though. :)

My most recent squeeze sometimes complains that his knees hurt, but the funny thing is, there's no pavement or bike paths involved! He has baby-soft skin(I love when guys have soft skin!! :)), so maybe chafing against the bed sheets is enough to irritate his skin? I don't know. I do know that this guy's much older brother used to whine a lot about his dick hurting(back when I was banging him a few years ago), because I would bang him for hours in a day to the point that it would get sore! LOL.

Lola Lee
02-18-2007, 06:57 PM
Nerdy hasn't logged onto SW for a week and a half! :'(

PaigeDWinter
02-18-2007, 07:04 PM
Yeah, if Nerdy wants to start another picture post, he can do so.... anything else can be started up in Lounge or Member's Boards. This thread has just gone in too many non-picture directions at this point.