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cayday19
01-30-2010, 03:35 PM
My boyfriend and I were at a hotel for the weekend and we decided to try Pop Rocks candy for oral sex. They were cherry flavored and I was going to town on him when he decided to move on to sex. So we are having sex, I am thinking all the Pop Rocks were finished during oral, and we continue. When we finish and get up to use the bathroom, it was horrifying. My thighs and the white sheets for the hotel bed are bright red. There must have been some Pop Rocks left on my boyfriend and they managed to get on EVERYTHING. It looked like I just had my entire period all over the sheets.

Also once my boyfriend sneezed while he was finishing in my mouth. It shot out like a rocket!

NikoWhite
01-31-2010, 12:52 PM
i fell off the bed once or twice . laughed my ass off though

mediocrity
01-31-2010, 12:55 PM
i fell off the bed once or twice . laughed my ass off though

My bed is really high and fluffy and my boyfriend has fallen off of it at least three times. The first time he fell and broke his thumb but was drunk so he just laughed about it.

Now he makes me sleep on the outside edge so I can block him in. Hahaha.

NikoWhite
01-31-2010, 01:24 PM
Haha. I am glad there are moments like these in life- they keep us humble and make you laugh so hard you almost pee yourself.

wanderlust08
02-04-2010, 04:30 AM
def. the most embarrassing thing ever was the first time one of my exes and i ever had sex...i had just gotten an IUD put in about a month before, well, we started going at it and all of a sudden there's major blood EVERYWHERE. I was on top and I scrambled off of him and as soon as I did this huge blood clot fell out of me...I shit you not it was the size of a tube of lipstick. So not only was it embarrassing, I thought I was dying!!! I ended up going to the emergency room because I was so freaked out. Luckily everything was fine, and amazingly the guy and I dated for six months after that...

More mortifying incidents happened with him than with anyone...but that takes the cake I think....

coco34
02-05-2010, 06:40 PM
One time my ex grabbed me, and pulled me up in an attempt to get me to sit on his face, but he grabbed with a little too much force and I went flying across the room, hahah. I still giggle when I think about it.

tinydancer85
02-05-2010, 08:15 PM
I was having sex with my boyfriend (who is now my husband) and I was trying to be slick and use dirty talk....I said to him all sexy like "OoOoO baby, do you like it when I have my dick in your mouth?" (I reversed your and my) I kept going like I didn't say it thinking well maybe he didn't hear me say that...but he did, he replied "No, actually I do not like your dick in my mouth" and then we just busted out laughing...omg too funny!!! ;)

Kellydancer
02-19-2010, 12:51 AM
Right before I started dancing I hooked up with this guy. He was a friend of a friend who was a male dancer. Ayway he's over at my house (I lived with my parents then) and we are going at it and then I heard the door open. My parents were both at work or so I thought, until I heard my dad. So we quickly get dressed and my dad barges in. Luckily we were fully dressed by then but I'm sure my dad knew because he told my mom that night about my visitor. Lesson I learned? don't invite guys over during my dad's lunchbreak. Next time we got together at a motel.

pussyinboots
02-19-2010, 02:30 AM
I grew up on a farm and when I was 17, I started going out with one of the 'bikers' from the next village. I took to wearing leather miniskirts and thigh-high spike heeled boots all the time. My Parent's DEFINITELY didn't approve - but that's a whole other story.

One Christmas Eve my boyfriend and I were making out very noisily in the barn over Dad's brand new Jeep. My Dad obviously heard the grunts and groans - and walked in on us to find me with my miniskirt hoisted over my waist - and this very hairy guy taking me enthusiastically from behind on the bonnet (hood) of his prized car.

He just stood there for a second, then said, "Next time - put a rug on the bonnet - I don't want the paintwork scratched".

I was SOOO embarrassed!!:-[

babybambi08
03-07-2010, 08:00 AM
my boyfriend said he had a sex swing before and I was like I donno.. my mom always seems to text me or my bf while we are doing webcam sex.. but that about it...

firemaiden04
03-07-2010, 07:52 PM
When I was 17, I fell asleep during sex. When I was on top.

When my ex and I would go at it, sometimes we would use anal toys on me. I was always so terrified that there would be shit on the toy when I would pull it out that I would refuse to take it out in the bedroom...I would get up from the bed and dash to the bathroom with one hand making sure the toy didn't come out accidentally. He always said it looked hilarious.

My ex from years ago...one of the first times we screwed around, I'm giving him a blowjob at his friend's apartment in one of the bedrooms. Right when he starts to come in my mouth, this stoned kid we were friends with comes walking in. And I start frantically gesturing at him and going, "Mmm-mhhmm! Mmm-mhhmm!" Took him a few seconds, then he's like, "Ohh...yeah...I get it," and walks back out.

Christyismyalias
03-16-2010, 08:27 PM
I LOVED reading all of those. It takes a lot for me to literally LOL while reading things on the internet. These had me cracking up! Thanks for all the stories girls! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Xiomara
03-22-2010, 05:58 PM
My pussy can get so insanely wet that there are like slurping sounds and last night I was having sex and his balls were covered in um...juices and I could feel it like all over my thighs. it doesn't happen all the time but when it does, it's embarrassing.

my man would LOVE that. if he hears that its wet, he'll turn on the light so he can see it. turns me on too!


I think the most embarrassing thing is the coochie fart thing...lol but men are pretty much used to that and they just keep right on going.
Um, emabarrassing moment, my period started...
Im sure I have more but cant think of now..

prettysammie
03-22-2010, 06:08 PM
I got drunk at a party in high school and went with these guys to the back bedroom. Only problem was I was too drunk to notice the curtains and sliding glass door were open so everyone at the pool ended basically seeing everything. Pretty much the whole school heard about it by Monday.

Xiomara
03-26-2010, 02:04 PM
this was the other night, i LOVE it rough sometimes...like i tell him to do it harder and stuff...so anyways.. it was so good and moving right along until BAM...he slipped out and went in the wrong hole....REALLY REALLY HARD and it hurt soooooo bad that I screamed then cried with INSTANT tears and we stoppe. even though it was an accident, it was kinda embarrassing for both of us. .

charlie61
03-26-2010, 03:02 PM
Ahh, after reading these, I feel SO lucky that my boyfriend is so cool about period blood. He seriously couldn't care less if I'm on my period. It isn't a fetish or anything, but he sees it as natural and beautiful.

Once we were fucking, he came...we turned on the light to clean up, and there was blood everywhere. It looked like he had killed me with his dick or something. We were both just laughing about it. Not embarrassing.

Embarrassing-ish: Awhile back, my bf and I were experimenting with a butt plug (on him!). I took it out, and he thought he'd shit all over the bed. He was absolutely mortified. He asked me to leave the room so he could clean up, but I refused. I wanted him to know it would've been okay even if something had happened. (He hadn't actually shit at all) That experience brought us closer together for sure.

OJenni!
04-11-2010, 08:11 PM
well well...

I do cam shows and often cover my toys with condoms.

Later one night, when I was off my cam duty my BF came over and was about to do me.... as he was about to lay down on my bed he saw a condom and asked me to throw it out! Gosh was I ever embarrassed! But I told him that I cover my toys when I cam (he knew of my sex trade work in the beginning of our relationship).

I am normally neat and clean about throwing condoms out after they have been on my toys, but I guess that day I had used several and was absent minded. Poor BF, I would hate for him to think I was cheating

mediocrity
04-15-2010, 03:35 PM
The day I lost my virginity, my boyfriend's parents were at a funeral. When we actually had sex, it wasn't great, but it didn't hurt at all. However, when we threw the sheets back we noticed the bed was COVERED in bloody handprints. Immediately after discovering this, we heard the garage door open, so we threw on our clothes but had no time to change the sheets. He had to sleep on my blood overnight til his parents left for work the next day so he could wash his sheets.

What a freakin' saint. I was with him for three years, and we're still friends- I bring it up about once a year and we still laugh about it.

pdxslc
04-15-2010, 04:00 PM
The most embarrassing was more embarrassing for him than for me:

He got on top of me naked and kind of sat on my chest while going down on me (hope this makes sense, he was quite tall - about 6'6"). Anyway he got off me to start fucking me after going down on me for awhile and there was all this brown stuff on my chest... It was poop! Apparently he hadn't wiped well enough and the leftover poop was wiped onto my chest! I didn't freak out too much but did start saying "Get it off get it off get it off!" He was insanely embarrassed.

Another kind of embarrassing, but more funny story:

About a month ago I was giving a guy I'd just started going out with a blow job for the first time. My hair got in the way, and kind of went in my mouth, so I said, "Sorry, my hair's in my face," and moved my head to remove the hair from my mouth. Apparently this is when he was going to cum and I guess he told me. He thought I said, "Sorry, I'm going to move my face." He said, "OK." I didn't realize he was finishing, so I brought my face back to keep sucking and he was cumming all over my face. I don't usually let people cum on my face for quite awhile, so for him to be cumming on my face the first time... was pretty funny. We had a good laugh about it :)

pdxslc
04-15-2010, 04:10 PM
I was having sex with my boyfriend (who is now my husband) and I was trying to be slick and use dirty talk....I said to him all sexy like "OoOoO baby, do you like it when I have my dick in your mouth?" (I reversed your and my) I kept going like I didn't say it thinking well maybe he didn't hear me say that...but he did, he replied "No, actually I do not like your dick in my mouth" and then we just busted out laughing...omg too funny!!! ;)


Rofl!!! Oh my god, this made me laugh SO hard that my roommate burst in and was like "What the hell is going on in here???"

fantasiarene
04-27-2010, 11:10 PM
I've been laughing so hard at some of these. Great thread to bring back! My embarrassing moment is when my ex and I were going at it from behind but on our sides. We were under the covers thank goodness. Anyway, I heard footsteps come down the hall to his room and I quit moving but he was still thrusting when his mom appeared in the doorway. I let out this "what?" to her and that's when he realized something was up. She just wanted to see when he had to go into work. That night I see her again and she says "I don't care what you two were doing. What do you think me and T do upstairs?" That made me feel much better about it.

I'm sure I'll remember another one but right now I can't.

Violet_Dawn
05-03-2010, 12:08 AM
i have this thing where i do not like ppl to breathe on me. at all. not even small children. so one day, we were going at it and he breathed on me, right in my face. usually, during sex i suck it up and roll with it, but this mofo must have ate a whole onion or something and chased it with garlic. i gagged and i pushed him off of me, he fell off of bed, hit his head on the corner of the dresser and passed out. he was fine, he just needed stitches.

the next time that we had sex, he came out of the shower with a mask on so he wouldnt breathe on me. rather awkward, but we still got off lol

jennsweet
05-07-2010, 01:13 AM
i threw up during a BJ.... and left ...and never spoke to him again.

kitinboots
05-07-2010, 02:44 AM
I was going at it with my boyfriend in my living room and my friend nipped round to give me my skis back and see if I wanted a lift to a party. She walked in, saw us, paused, then proceeded to start a conversation. She could see what we were doing but because my boyfriend dropped down onto me to cover me, and she therefore couldn't see anything graphic, she didn't mind. We had to ask her to leave!

I also had a one night stand in Paris, where we went back to his hotel room, he pushed me into the shower but didn't join me (I was SO insulted!) and then we fucked all over the appartment, finishing on the floor. He got me a taxi immediately and I woke up the next morning with my MASSIVE (all the way down my spine) carpet burn glued to my sheets. Then I had to go to work and explain to my boss why I had a huge sore on my back, and tell the customers I just had a tattoo removed....

Firewall
07-21-2010, 11:35 PM
being fairly new to sex and not fully understanding what I like and what will / won't hurt me, It's kind of embarrassing when I have to stop him and say "that hurts". I really need to experiment more! It cant be sexy for him to be into it and see me making a face like ow get out of me! haha :)