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wonderkitty
01-09-2007, 06:52 PM
Mark actually makes lip markers. They're pretty cool but they don't have many colors... although RED is one of them ;)

Andygirl
01-09-2007, 11:13 PM
Strippers I know are the most high maintenance chics I know and I heve never seen them spare any expense when it comes to beauty products. I think that astroglide thing is very creative.

That's what I'm saying, I spent, well, I won't even admit what I've spent so far on accomplishing my ideal red lip look. But a Sharpie wouldn't even approximate the look, so for that tip I thank them for their sense of humor and shake my head at their lack of style.

pimptresss
01-10-2007, 10:48 PM
Oh man, I forgot my makeup this morning-good thing I teach PreKinders and had some markers at work! Of course they probably didn't work as well since they're not Sharpies! Wow, this is "such" a great idea! I bet you could use coffee filters for bra and g-string set next! lol

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Different Women-Different Views------yeah, right! ::)

Yekhefah
01-11-2007, 10:00 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I love this thread! And actually, pimptresss, you did it right... they said to use washable Crayolas, not Sharpies.

Sexxxxx-ay! ::)

Lysondra
01-11-2007, 07:01 PM
Lol, what I don't get... if it's washable... uh, doesn't that mean it's not long-lasting?

Saliva, people!

Lady
01-11-2007, 09:07 PM
This is too great. I love to read stuff like this.
Im cheap .. I am in NO way using biosilk on me legs !!!! I have 99 cent baby oil lol.
What ghetto ass tripper did they talk to to get this advice anyway. I would LOVE to know who the poor soul is so we can help her.
Hey View .. does she have e-mail .. wait .. no duh .. she usues markers on her lips .. she probably has a T1-80 hehehe

pipermarau
01-12-2007, 12:55 AM
Oi vey..

i used to color my lips with markers when i was 3..it never occured to me that i could use my old method of make up rather than spending the $2.50 on hottopic red..that stuff just won't come off.

where did they find those "strippers" and what were they wearing? were they springer style trash or semi decent looking women? that makes all the difference.

i've got some astroglide laying around..but i think i'll keep it for sex/masturbation.

those "strippers" should be filed next to the UFO abductees.

Bridgette
01-12-2007, 11:05 AM
Wow. I must be doing it all wrong then, with my pale pink lip gloss that I retouch often, actual *gasp* TISSUES to blot my face with and *oh my* plain water and a good razor for shaving. Oy. I better change my techniques right quick cuz those old dried up broads on the View said so ::)

Tart
01-12-2007, 12:47 PM
wahahaa. they had to have polled homeless strippers because i have NEVER seen any of the shit they have mentioned. i mean never. either that or their writers wanted to fuck with them a bit and made the shit up. my money is on the second one.

i will say that i know a ton of girls at one ghetto ass club i worked at that used black sharpies for eyeliner. They were the "crack group" so.... there you go.

but RED marker? i dont know many dancers that use red at all. most are sheers..gloss and pinks/peaches.

and astroglide?! HOLY FUcK would i laugh if i saw a girl doing that. OMAN! there is this stuff called coochie and its sold in sex stores and is a shaving thing you can use on your... vagina or legs. its pretty awesome stuff. im not sure if that doubles for anal sex or not

its like they got the heloise of bargain stripper makeup to give tips...

" and when you cut the tampon string off , during your monthly you can use the left over string as a hair tie or better yet dental floss "

dollyrocker
01-14-2007, 04:49 PM
this reminds me of this picture I saw. Sorry if this offends anyone, but I think it's funny. :)

http://www.yikers.com/picture_gallery_funny_pictures_miscellaneous_mexic an_and_sharpies.html


This should've been a poster at my junior high. Placed alongside the anti-drug posters. :D

pipermarau
01-15-2007, 03:42 AM
mm, tampon strings used as floss...what a money saver. thanks!!

tampons are so costly though, maybe i can just rip the butts off my cigs and use them glued together. waste not want not.

Allice
01-15-2007, 11:06 AM
i will say that i know a ton of girls at one ghetto ass club i worked at that used black sharpies for eyeliner. They were the "crack group" so.... there you go.

oh my god... ain't that... dangerous if it gets in your eyes?!

Nameless
01-15-2007, 11:20 AM
i WISH we had toilet seat covers, out bathroom is disgusting!!
I'm guilty of this one...hey, if you run out at work and didn't have a fresh pack with you, you have no other choice!

Pretty_Penny
01-15-2007, 11:23 AM
those tips are retarded. the only "weird" thing i do is use hair gel (in small ammounts) to make the more glittery eyeshadows stick better, and to make sure if i'm using actual glitter on my eyelids it doesn't fall to the rest of my face or onto my body.

Bella21
01-15-2007, 11:24 AM
What's sad is that somewhere, there's now a woman using red marker instead of lipstick because she heard it on The View.

Lysondra
01-16-2007, 07:20 PM
Oh dear lord... I used my lube for shaving... Eros Pjur (way too expensive to do this a lot).... and it was SUCH a smooth shave... I want to die. That shouldn't be true! :(

Tart
01-16-2007, 08:40 PM
oh my god... ain't that... dangerous if it gets in your eyes?!

I highly doubt they care, they are on CRACK

scarlett_vancouver
01-17-2007, 12:41 PM
^ lol Tart!


those tips are retarded. the only "weird" thing i do is use hair gel (in small ammounts) to make the more glittery eyeshadows stick better, and to make sure if i'm using actual glitter on my eyelids it doesn't fall to the rest of my face or onto my body.

Now THAT is a good tip. I use hair gel to do 'oil' shows...it looks the same, but doesn't mess up the pole/stage for the other girls.