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PaigeDWinter
01-14-2007, 12:27 PM
That being said, I'm a bit of a tool when people don't pay attention to me (or like to pretend they're not to get a free show). I've been known to do the robot, macerena, running man, the worm, etc. They're not getting sexy for nothing. They're getting naked flopping rozz, because that's what amuses me.




That's making me hot.

candie00
01-14-2007, 08:37 PM
Im sorry it just pisses me off when people make fun of new girls... everyone was new at one point and I KNOW none of us looked sexy when we first started, yet we all thought we did. How would you feel if you knew all the girls were laughing at you when you were new?

I agree with this as well. I've been dancing for over a year and I still think My stage sucks! I don't know what wrong with Me. Maybe I'm just not the stage type! It sucks tho cause I love watching girls on stage and I really wish I could dance like that.

Cally
01-14-2007, 08:53 PM
Heh im weird... I have a very strong pole routine, I can entertain.. I can make a bar with 5 guys or 500 guys scream and get rowdy and laugh lol, I have a pretty damn good fire show(at least I like to think I do) and a decent shower show... but I cant actually dance and im weak with my floor show lol.

Crys
01-14-2007, 10:02 PM
Holy cow, some of these stories are hilarious! Where are the antics when I go to SCs? :-[ I'd tip the hell out of a girl who acted goofy. It's not only entertaining, but it shows they're confident enough to act that way. Aww...I'm gonna have to start going at odd hours, like 1:30 in the afternoon or something.

Lola Rose
01-14-2007, 10:55 PM
yep, I'm a bitch when guys perv and pretend not too. I'll play patty cake, put my clothes back on, and do the hustle!

ExoticEngineer
01-15-2007, 10:31 AM
*The Dance from Friday night Fever....good ole John Travolta.....that one ALWAYS works for me on stage. ;D

X Evan X
01-15-2007, 01:58 PM
At Cheetah super late and slow nights sometimes a couple of girls would go get on different stages and let me bust out the sound effects cd with the Ping Pong match sounds (that popular "Authentic Sound Effects" cd series that everyone has). They would act like they were playing a serious game of ping pong from one stage to the other, that was too funny

-E

hyzenthflay
01-15-2007, 03:32 PM
there's only one girl at my club that consistently makes us laugh and the customers go "what the fuck"?
she gets drunk often and when onstage tries for the sexy pout, but she ends up looking very angry and possibly about to bite.

$$$magnet
01-15-2007, 04:57 PM
one time, this guy paid me $100 to do the "worm" on stage....

ExoticEngineer
01-15-2007, 05:47 PM
My first club, this girl did the Hokey Pokey. The DJ actually had the song! It was by far the sexiest hokey pokey I have ever seen......

I've also seen this same girl do an entire dance routine based on a Micheal Jackson Video...

And at this same club during Halloween a girl dressed as a nun and danced to Like a Virgin and Papa Don't Preach.

blayze
01-16-2007, 09:57 AM
a girl at my club used to dance to the mario theme song, and she'd do pole tricks that coincided with what level the song was playing. it was damn good! she'd slide down the pole for the part when mario goes down the tube thingy, and "swim" by kinda doing the flag on the pole and kicking her feet during the water level.

we also used to do the chicken dance together.

damni miss that girl! she quit about a month ago.

Kalidaskin
01-16-2007, 02:28 PM
I went upside down on the pole and didn't climb high enough and hit my head on the floor. It hurt!

The club was pretty full last Friday, and I bent over and when i was coming back up i did a huge flail and a wide stance for dear life not to completely fall over... it was embarrassing!!! I laughed and continued as I got tips thrown at me. :)

The majority of the girls at my club are very talented, except one new girl that has no sex appeal grace, attractiveness or anything in my opinion.
I pick things up from each girl and just put my own thing to it. I enjoy dancing on stage ^_^