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Tart
01-14-2007, 04:34 PM
btw sophie you aren't theonly stripper with no tats, i have none or my ears pierced either.

I hold a masters degree ( so there goes your education shit flinging ) I dont pay over 120 for my Frankie B's ( you claim you pay 250 . )

And the image issues you have with yourself are not from an emotionally mature or self secure person..just a lil' fyi

time to get off that high horse honey and back to reality

Cally
01-14-2007, 04:36 PM
I don't eat Kentucy Fried rat, I don't eat any fast food. I am healthier than you could dream to be. So don't get on me just beacuse you need to grow up and get out of dancing and get a real job.
I am at least trying to do something with my life and my education which is more than most of you.
I am not over weight or under weight.
At least I have changed and it feels good not be dancing and dealing with these player hating attitudes.
Thank you for reminding me how much I dont miss dancing.

You HAVE to be kidding me...

cameronfl
01-14-2007, 04:37 PM
btw sophie you aren't theonly stripper with no tats, i have none or my ears pierced either.

I hold a masters degree ( so there goes your education shit flinging ) I dont pay over 120 for my Frankie B's ( you claim you pay 250 . )

And the image issues you have with yourself are not from an emotionally mature or self secure person..just a lil' fyi

time to get off that high horse honey and back to reality

I agree 100%..and I dont have any tats either...and I have a college degree as well. Working on being able to go back and get my masters in bio-chem

Bella21
01-14-2007, 04:38 PM
I don't eat Kentucy Fried rat, I don't eat any fast food. I am healthier than you could dream to be. So don't get on me just beacuse you need to grow up and get out of dancing and get a real job.
I am at least trying to do something with my life and my education which is more than most of you.
I am not over weight or under weight.
At least I have changed and it feels good not be dancing and dealing with these player hating attitudes.
Thank you for reminding me how much I dont miss dancing.

A burning question... Why the hell are you even ON this site?!

ExoticEngineer
01-14-2007, 04:39 PM
Oh dear Sophie, I had no idea you quit dancing this afternoon! Then maybe NOW you can share with us your technique for hustling out of towners as you professed to being great at in a previous thread? Or is that info still off limits due to competition?

Just curious. ;D

Cally
01-14-2007, 04:39 PM
Its official ladies n gents... Sophie is a man *nods*

cameronfl
01-14-2007, 04:41 PM
Oh dear Sophie, I had no idea you quit dancing this afternoon!

EXACTLY..one minute shes talking about how she doesnt dance anymore...the next shes talking about going into the club...maybe she/he is split personality and only one is a dancer....?

KamrynAnne
01-14-2007, 04:44 PM
she needs to get a life.... she can't even get her own lies straight....

ExoticEngineer
01-14-2007, 04:45 PM
Re: out of towner tips

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"I just take their money and I am not telling you guys my money secrets. i can give you the equation but I can't tell you the answer or you will never learn."



Just to add a bit o' validation. I feel better. ;D

Emily
01-14-2007, 04:47 PM
Idiot doesn't equal man....right? ;)

Lola Rose
01-14-2007, 04:50 PM
EXACTLY..one minute shes talking about how she doesnt dance anymore...the next shes talking about going into the club...maybe she/he is split personality and only one is a dancer....?

I think limiting her/him/it to only 2 personalities is too little. Maybe sophiemarie is an acronym.

steven
odette
peter
heather
ian
ella

mark
allie
ryan
isobel
eric

Sirona
01-14-2007, 04:52 PM
I don't eat Kentucy Fried rat, I don't eat any fast food. I am healthier than you could dream to be.
Wow...healthier than you (meaning everyone who reads this thread) could dream to be. Quite the statement! However, until I see some sort of hard data to back this claim up, I will have to assume you are a ridiculous braggart.


So don't get on me just beacuse you need to grow up and get out of dancing and get a real job.
Yes because dancing is a fake job. *rolls eye*


I am at least trying to do something with my life and my education which is more than most of you.
Yes because you know exactly what everyone here is up to in thier lives. STFU.


I am not over weight or under weight.
No, you're perfect. We know. Perfect health, yadda yadda. We're ever so impressed. *insert sarcasm*


At least I have changed and it feels good not be dancing and dealing with these player hating attitudes.
Once again with the dancing slams. Bitter much? If you look down so harshly upon dancing why are you here again?


Thank you for reminding me how much I dont miss dancing.
You are quite welcome.

Lola Rose
01-14-2007, 04:55 PM
the dissing dancing really proves, imo, that it's at least partly a man. no self respecting dancer would say half that shit.


oh, wait.... self-respecting....

Sirona
01-14-2007, 04:57 PM
the dissing dancing really proves, imo, that it's at least partly a man. no self respecting dancer would say half that shit.


oh, wait.... self-respecting....

I disagree. I've known girls who danced and haaaaaaaated it. I mean loathed the job. Those are the ones who would say dumb shit like that.

Lola Rose
01-14-2007, 04:59 PM
I disagree. I've known girls who danced and haaaaaaaated it. I mean loathed the job. Those are the ones who would say dumb shit like that.

ya, but a self respecting woman wouldn't do a job they hated for very long. they'd find a way to get out.

PookaShell
01-14-2007, 05:01 PM
Haha. This girl...or..."person"....is something else. She's right though, girls, she's the ONLY educated one on here!

:( That's why I had to google pictures of an on campus apartment to post, and why I randomly make up threads about my schedule or how I should be studying for finals....

Bad Pooka.

I guess she sure set us straight, though. *hangs head*

I'm going to go to my fake, job now.

::)

Emily
01-14-2007, 05:01 PM
Sophie is really a dancer. Don't ask me how I know. I just know. I have a reliable source.

ExoticEngineer
01-14-2007, 05:01 PM
And certainly, if we are all so low, then why stick around and talk to us? Seems to me she'd want to be as far away as possible....*mutters-we could ony hope*

Cally
01-14-2007, 05:02 PM
Sophie is really a dancer. Don't ask me how I know. I just know. I have a reliable source.

I feel sorry for any girl who has to dance with her..

Lola Rose
01-14-2007, 05:04 PM
I feel sorry for any girl who has to dance with her..

I wish it was me!

sometimes ya just wanna punch a bitch;D;D;D

Cally
01-14-2007, 05:06 PM
I wish it was me!

sometimes ya just wanna punch a bitch;D;D;D

LMAO I still say shes the girl everyone would kick the shit out of and or chase her out of the club.... if she has the attitude in person she has on here I cant think of any club i've ever worked at that would tolerate her.

Lola Rose
01-14-2007, 05:08 PM
oh definatly. She wouldn't last 2 weeks at my club, and that's saying something...

Emily
01-14-2007, 05:09 PM
you ladies never worked with someone totally self-absorbed and shallow? I figured they were pretty common around these parts.

VenusGoddess
01-14-2007, 05:11 PM
I was just wondering...if she's so damn healthy...how is she bulimic? Last I read, bulimia wasn't healthy. :shrug:

Lola Rose
01-14-2007, 05:12 PM
you ladies never worked with someone totally self-absorbed and shallow? I figured they were pretty common around these parts.

lol. true, but she's a cut above. I don't think she could last too long.

Cally
01-14-2007, 05:13 PM
you ladies never worked with someone totally self-absorbed and shallow? I figured they were pretty common around these parts.

Yea not this bad though...and the ones that come in get chased out.. FAST..

cameronfl
01-14-2007, 05:16 PM
Sophie is really a dancer. Don't ask me how I know. I just know. I have a reliable source.

Well not as of 5 minutes ago...Originally Posted by sophiemarie:
"At least I have changed and it feels good not be dancing and dealing with these player hating attitudes."

Of course..that'll change in a cpl minutes anyway

Excuse me...I have to go puke up my dinner so I can be as healthy as sophie....

JustJayda
01-14-2007, 05:16 PM
I was just wondering...if she's so damn healthy...how is she bulimic? Last I read, bulimia wasn't healthy. :shrug:

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sirona
01-14-2007, 05:17 PM
Bahahahahaha!
I found this on the "Vaginal Reconstruction" thread:
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80973


I would like to get some lip cut off but my man won't let me. Lipo is my only true love.

Lola Rose
01-14-2007, 05:19 PM
truest the the bitch has probably ever said! I feel bad for her man ;(

sc0101
01-14-2007, 05:22 PM
This is some crazy shit.

Sirona
01-14-2007, 05:22 PM
truest the the bitch has probably ever said! I feel bad for her man ;(

I don't. He's with her by choice.

Tart
01-14-2007, 05:23 PM
I dont think Sophie is a man as much as a retard. A very young girl. Who, is probably at the low end of the ladder still.

eh whatever. I think it's comical.

and a lil fyi about out of towners, and i'll add this into that thread, they are the easiest to get money out of. regular in town people aren't ( mostly because they want more than what we want to give. ) The best way to get money out of an out of towner is to go

Me: "hey there, how is life "

Them : Life is awesome

Then ask where they are from, ask how long they are here., ask if they are going to do an touristy crap while here.... if they say no say " well you gotta do this though you HAVE TO " ( mine is pizza ) ask questions about where they are from. Then go " so you want the lay of the land here , before you get hit up for a gazillon dollars by someone else " ( I use the not so serious approach and make fun of the situation )

they always say yah . I never talk time about the VIP room. I'll say " oh well down here we have the 20 dollar dance ,...the stage is there...do the singles tipping there and up there is where I steal your soul " im serious haha that's what i say

so they'll want to know more

and i'll go into " oh well ..its by time there and its private. versus down here where everyone is waiting to see if you get an erection "

I keep it laughable and not so serious...always gets me up there. and if not then I get a tip for being funny and not an asshole about it.

I guess youd have to see me work to maybe get it. But I dont do well in the fake stuff, and Im more the girl next door ( which I hate but whatever ) I keep things light not heavy and I do my best to keep shit from seeming like a life or death sorta situation

as in 10 minutes of sitting if they arent going upstairs then Im outta there. while some guys need to be pushed, because they are into it. I wont force shit upon anyone. I want them to feel good about spending that kinda money on me. Not shamed.

Oh and let me say Sophie you are missing out, fatty food is where its at. And besides the grease lubes up your throat when you purge.

PookaShell
01-14-2007, 05:25 PM
Sah-LAP-A-Hoe

cameronfl
01-14-2007, 05:31 PM
and up there is where I steal your soul " im serious haha that's what i say
I love this...I'm totally stealing it!



Oh and let me say Sophie you are missing out, fatty food is where its at. And besides the grease lubes up your throat when you purge.

Oh yeah...MUCH better! Plus stuff like veggies takes longer to digest and who wants to wait to puke???

Sirona
01-14-2007, 05:35 PM
So I guess the Kapusta (Polish food; cabbage and bacon cooked in grease) I just ate is prime puke food material? Huh. Learn soemthing new everyday.

Tart
01-14-2007, 05:40 PM
^ yah but the bacon might get a lil hard to get up.

And I agree about the veggies.who wants to wait to purge.

I have a better idea for sophie. , why not chew up the food, and spit it back out into a napkin. This way you aren't swallowing it.

And it'll save your throat a bit.

I bet that girl can do a mean deep throat with all that purging since the acids eat away at the lining of the throat.

Thats probably her out of towners money making secret

Sophie " come with me into the vip room ... "

THem : " well why , whats so different up there than down here , arent the dances the same "

Sophie " " Oh no! , See up there I can show you this really cool deep throat trick I learned from years of sticking things down my throat to purge. Plus I just had 2 carrot sticks and I need to get em up "

Emily
01-14-2007, 05:41 PM
good tips, Tart....too bad they are in this thread (that will prob get deleted)

you should post them elsewhere jsut in case.

Vyanka
01-14-2007, 05:53 PM
I had some slamming bisquits today.

Tart
01-14-2007, 06:12 PM
^ I wonder if slamming biscuits is like slamming vaginas together. Sounds hot! ;)

I went ahead and copied / pasted what i wrote to the correct thread.

However, instead of deleting this should be added to the most memorable poster thread by means of locking this one ..at some point.

Dont take away our fun yet lol

short skirts
01-14-2007, 07:37 PM
I don't eat Kentucy Fried rat, I don't eat any fast food. I am healthier than you could dream to be. So don't get on me just beacuse you need to grow up and get out of dancing and get a real job.
I am at least trying to do something with my life and my education which is more than most of you.
I am not over weight or under weight.
At least I have changed and it feels good not be dancing and dealing with these player hating attitudes.
Thank you for reminding me how much I dont miss dancing.

May I ask if you are so healthy then why in the world would you be a multiple time consumer of LIPOSUCTION???
That's good you're trying to do something with your life and your education but don't speculate about the rest of us. We only speculate about you because of your obscene postings abot lipo. If someone's talking about playing soccer, somehow you relate it to lipo. It seems like there's some screws loose soemwhere to me. That's not a bad thing either, just unique, which is what makes you so special.

Oh, one more thing........."player hating attitudes"- none of us are haters. A hater is one who is jealous. I believe I can speak for everyone by saying that noone is jealous of you Sophie. Concerned yes, but hating i.e. jealous no.

Tart
01-14-2007, 08:02 PM
Oh im hating lol. Jealous no.

But hating yes.

Lola Rose
01-14-2007, 08:04 PM
Oh im hating lol. Jealous no.

But hating yes.

same here.

cameronfl
01-14-2007, 08:04 PM
Oh im hating lol. Jealous no.

But hating yes.

I'm jealous...I admit it.She's my idol.

PaigeDWinter
01-14-2007, 08:10 PM
BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!



I don't eat Kentucy Fried rat, I don't eat any fast food. I am healthier than you could dream to be.

Healthy would = not having an addiction to EDs and lipo. And healthy would = you don't need to do 4 different, major things to stay thin.




So don't get on me just beacuse you need to grow up and get out of dancing and get a real job.

Oh sure, cause none of us have non-stripper jobs *cough* and stripping is suddenly beneath you. ::)





I am at least trying to do something with my life and my education which is more than most of you.

So maybe when you get your education, you can learn to spell Kentucky properly. PS... I have 3 degrees. Oops. So much for your more than most of you crap.




I am not over weight or under weight.

Yes you feel the need to diet, exercise, puke, AND get lipo. Hmmm.





At least I have changed and it feels good not be dancing and dealing with these player hating attitudes.

So that means you'll be leaving the forum, since this job is so NOT a real job and you quit?




Thank you for reminding me how much I dont miss dancing.


Yay! Bye! Go get bent! Have a nice life!

Tart
01-14-2007, 08:42 PM
^ c'mon Paige you know Kentucy is the new Kentucky ...pshhh lol

I'm going to call it that from now on, just to see if people will correct me.

I want to see her face. I do I do I do! I wonder if it's a butter face sorta thing going on? IF so they we can let her know you can't lipo and purge ugly out . that shit is sorta stuck with yah for awhile.

TigersMilk
01-14-2007, 08:45 PM
FTR this thread is too fucking funny. I needed this after a craptastical day at work. Tart today you are my Dave Chappelle of jokes.

PaigeDWinter
01-14-2007, 08:47 PM
^ c'mon Paige you know Kentucy is the new Kentucky ...pshhh lol




So is that pronounced Ken-too-see? Or if translated into sophie language, Ken-too-BLARF!!!

flickad
01-14-2007, 08:48 PM
I don't eat Kentucy Fried rat, I don't eat any fast food. I am healthier than you could dream to be. So don't get on me just beacuse you need to grow up and get out of dancing and get a real job.
I am at least trying to do something with my life and my education which is more than most of you.
I am not over weight or under weight.
At least I have changed and it feels good not be dancing and dealing with these player hating attitudes.
Thank you for reminding me how much I dont miss dancing.

I don't eat fast food either (aside from the odd garden salad). I also NEVER starve myself or purge, which I guess makes me healthier than you already.

I am also doing a degree, and I'm betting I'm not the only one here.

I think the problem here is your attitude (which seems to be a cross between 'I'm dysfunctional and proud' and 'I'm better than you'), which would likely cause you problems in any circle (aside from pro-ana ones), not just among dancers.

Tart
01-14-2007, 08:51 PM
haha but when vomiting it doesnt sound like blarf..its more like

Sophie " Hey guys , Im sophie, wanna dance ?"

Customer: " oh yah,here in a second... where are you from ? "

Sophie " Oh me, Im from Ken-too- buuuullla ..

Customer : ( stares at the vomit infront of him )

Sophie : ( wipes her mouth a bit ..grins ) Oh sorry about that, I swallowed some air and thats like 5calories so I had to purge asap... now about about that dance? "