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PaigeDWinter
01-14-2007, 08:52 PM
Oh sorry about that, I swallowed some air and thats like 5calories so I had to purge asap... now about about that dance? "





AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

flickad
01-14-2007, 08:53 PM
btw sophie you aren't theonly stripper with no tats, i have none or my ears pierced either.

I hold a masters degree ( so there goes your education shit flinging ) I dont pay over 120 for my Frankie B's ( you claim you pay 250 . )

And the image issues you have with yourself are not from an emotionally mature or self secure person..just a lil' fyi

time to get off that high horse honey and back to reality

Likewise..no tatts here and working on my second degree.

Tart
01-14-2007, 08:54 PM
damnit duplicate

Cally
01-14-2007, 09:03 PM
Thats it im a pig, I weigh 400lbs and I eat fast food every meal of every day.... I also never work out, I dropped out of school in grade 3 and I have no motivation for life other then to continue to give blow jobs for $0.50

PaigeDWinter
01-14-2007, 09:06 PM
Thats it im a pig, I weigh 400lbs and I eat fast food every meal of every day.... I also never work out, I dropped out of school in grade 3 and I have no motivation for life other then to continue to give blow jobs for $0.50


How much for lesbo oral? I'll teach you to read big girl books too.

Tart
01-14-2007, 09:08 PM
I got you beat! I weight 500 lbs and im gaining

I eat fast food 3 times a day, I drink grease instead of water ...and buckets o' soda and redbull.

I never went to school, EVER. I strip only because I can eat up the food the house mom fixes , and drink gobs of liquor for free which aide into me being a fucking porker.

I only make money by providing anal sex for a quarter in the vip room . I slober when I talk, I have one tooth and its gold. Im going to one day sell it for a bucket of chicken when I can no longer strip

and my farts smell like kentoosee

TigersMilk
01-14-2007, 09:10 PM
I only make money by providing anal sex for a quarter in the vip room .
I have one tooth and its gold. Im going to one day sell it for a bucket of chicken when I can no longer strip



ROFL!!!! :rotfl::rotfl:

Oh shit Im dying over here!!

btw, that just made my myspace headline quote!

Lola Rose
01-14-2007, 09:25 PM
Tart I love you :lovestruc In one of my classes we're making a movie.... this thread is totally gonna be in my mind while writing the script

Glamazon
01-14-2007, 09:42 PM
I got you beat! I weight 500 lbs and im gaining

I eat fast food 3 times a day, I drink grease instead of water ...and buckets o' soda and redbull.

I never went to school, EVER. I strip only because I can eat up the food the house mom fixes , and drink gobs of liquor for free which aide into me being a fucking porker.

I only make money by providing anal sex for a quarter in the vip room . I slober when I talk, I have one tooth and its gold. Im going to one day sell it for a bucket of chicken when I can no longer strip

and my farts smell like kentoosee

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

OMG!! I needed that!

Cally
01-14-2007, 10:00 PM
I got you beat! I weight 500 lbs and im gaining

I eat fast food 3 times a day, I drink grease instead of water ...and buckets o' soda and redbull.

I never went to school, EVER. I strip only because I can eat up the food the house mom fixes , and drink gobs of liquor for free which aide into me being a fucking porker.

I only make money by providing anal sex for a quarter in the vip room . I slober when I talk, I have one tooth and its gold. Im going to one day sell it for a bucket of chicken when I can no longer strip

and my farts smell like kentoosee

You know whats best? I mix my grease shakes with bottles of alcohol I steal off the shelfs at the pharmacy... and listorine... tastes great!!! I cant afford redbull because I spend all my money on my crack.... I had to quit school in grade 3 because I was pissed off my teacher wouldnt let me suck his cock... thats when I knew I was meant to be a stripper... then when I realised I can get tips for shoving my fist in my ass and pussy... well life has been great since!

PaigeDWinter
01-14-2007, 10:03 PM
I got you beat! I weight 500 lbs and im gaining

I eat fast food 3 times a day, I drink grease instead of water ...and buckets o' soda and redbull.

I never went to school, EVER. I strip only because I can eat up the food the house mom fixes , and drink gobs of liquor for free which aide into me being a fucking porker.

I only make money by providing anal sex for a quarter in the vip room . I slober when I talk, I have one tooth and its gold. Im going to one day sell it for a bucket of chicken when I can no longer strip

and my farts smell like kentoosee


I had my Not A Real Job set up a conveyor belt on stage so my fat could be pulled out before me, so I wouldn't trip on it and fall on any customers. I get sued too much for killing the poor guys. Death By Huge Stripper isn't an act of God, so they say! I use 18 pairs of slingshot thongs to hold up my fat so that the customers can get a peek of my deformed ass. I cant afford that fancy lipo since all I do is fake work.... so I sat on a deli slicer for a month straight so my ass would look like a movie stars!

I was born in a strip club, and the only education I have was learning how to count tips and cut lines in the dressing room with my crackwhore mom.

I also have alot of tattoos. All home made. If my ma had been a better seller, all of the scrawled ink would look better, I think. I mean come on. I have I'm A Good Lay tattooed on my ass, and she spelled it Iym A Gud Lae. I feel like some sorta cleanser now. Iyma Gudlae, it beats dirt dead! And forget about all of the baby daddy names I had her write over my heart. Its a good thing my flabby tits sit on my ankles when I sit down, cause it sure is a long list.

Lola Rose
01-14-2007, 10:45 PM
omg paige!!!! you're fucking hysterical!

Tart
01-15-2007, 01:49 AM
Oh yah well Im so fat I've started naming each of my stretchmarks after the customers I've sat on and killed.

My stage name is Dimples, Oh wait that's sophies *tee hee *

Vyanka
01-15-2007, 09:13 AM
Tart, you're fucking relentless. hahahahaha!

Cally
01-15-2007, 09:29 AM
:rotfl: I love you Tart :rotfl:

Hello_Kitty27
01-15-2007, 09:43 AM
One of the other moderators pointed out that sophie is actually daphned (an old poster here) and OMG she's right! Look at Daphned's profile!
Age:
31
Gender:
Female
Biography:
I have been dancing my entire life but exotic, naked hustle me for money, 7 years. I work in Pittsburgh, Pa. I have worked all over the country. Looking forward to leaving this industry and using my 4 year degree in psychology.Relocating to New York City soon.
Location:
Steel City
Mood:
Happy
Member Type:
Exotic Dancer

Sophie's made reference elsewhere to having a degree in existential psychology. And many of her posts are exactly the same as daphned. I thought I was the only one who was getting completely sick of the constant random comments about lipo and ED.

VenusGoddess
01-15-2007, 10:16 AM
One of the other moderators pointed out that sophie is actually daphned (an old poster here) and OMG she's right! Look at Daphned's profile!
Age:
31
Gender:
Female
Biography:
I have been dancing my entire life but exotic, naked hustle me for money, 7 years. I work in Pittsburgh, Pa. I have worked all over the country. Looking forward to leaving this industry and using my 4 year degree in psychology.Relocating to New York City soon.
Location:
Steel City
Mood:
Happy
Member Type:
Exotic Dancer

Sophie's made reference elsewhere to having a degree in existential psychology. And many of her posts are exactly the same as daphned. I thought I was the only one who was getting completely sick of the constant random comments about lipo and ED.


You'd think with a psych degree, she'd be a little less...I dunno...insane??

ExoticEngineer
01-15-2007, 10:22 AM
So does this mean the entertainment wont stop? She'll just keep posting under a different name? Hmmmm...kinda creepy. :-\

Sirona
01-15-2007, 11:08 AM
You'd think with a psych degree, she'd be a little less...I dunno...insane??

Or at the very least use her psych knowledge to better cover up the crazy.

sophiemarie
01-15-2007, 11:38 AM
I am glad to hear I am the butt of everyone's jokes.

sc0101
01-15-2007, 11:41 AM
I am glad to hear I am the butt of everyone's jokes.


You my friend brought that upon yourself. The girls here at stripperweb are over all nice ladies, we're not all little hens clucking away at other members. Usually you have to do something to deserve this amount of bashing.

JustJayda
01-15-2007, 11:46 AM
I am glad to hear I am the butt of everyone's jokes.

Personally, I think you're AWESOME!!!!! I wanna be just like you!!!!

Sung to the tune of that old Nike/Michael Jordan commercial "Like Mike"


"Like Sophie, if I could be like Sophie..I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be-e"::)

sophiemarie
01-15-2007, 11:56 AM
Happy Martin Luther King Day

JustJayda
01-15-2007, 11:59 AM
Happy Martin Luther King Day


If I didn't actually take pride in not having any points, I'd be calling you all kinds of bitches and ho's for that smart ass remark. If I didn't know how much trouble I could get in for threatning you, I'd have your ass in tears right now>:(

Thank goodness I'm aware of where I am.;D

JustJayda
01-15-2007, 12:00 PM
Its always the morons that "take it there".... always!

Your dumb-ass is trying to incite some bullshit, that's not about to pop off. Not today, and not due to some stupid remark. This ain't a race war thread dummy, its a YOU'RE A NUTJOB, thread.

You're deflection attempts are useless against my Wu-Tang sword!!!

You poor little girl:(

sophiemarie
01-15-2007, 12:24 PM
Sweetie, I am part Afro- American and Italian. No insults to anyone. I was just simply saying thanks to the King.

Sirona
01-15-2007, 12:28 PM
Someone needs to give her the: "Queen of Random Useless Comments" award.

Lola Rose
01-15-2007, 01:43 PM
Someone needs to give her the: "Queen of Random Useless Comments" award.

don't reward stupidity!!!! ::)

ExoticEngineer
01-15-2007, 01:45 PM
Quoted from one of the greatest TV shows ever, Sponge Bob
"Don't get too close sweetie, you might catch her stupid."

Rhiannon
01-15-2007, 01:50 PM
Jayda.. I think I love you.

Sophie's and Daphned's shared love of lipo and just moronic comments in general gave her away long ago.

TigersMilk
01-15-2007, 01:59 PM
This ain't a race war thread dummy, its a YOU'RE A NUTJOB, thread.

You're deflection attempts are useless against my Wu-Tang sword!!!



Those right there just have me rolling.;D;D Your Wu Tang comment makes me think of Dave Chappelle racial draft skit. I keep coming back to this thread for every day comic relief....damn I love this place. 8)

Sirona
01-15-2007, 02:08 PM
Know the old saying?
Sometimes a picture is worth 1,000 words?

http://x64.xanga.com/89a83a7724158101480601/w71528958.jpg

ExoticEngineer
01-15-2007, 02:20 PM
Oh man.....it's killing me! like TM, I keep peeking every nwo and then to see what else has happened....and walk away giggling.

Glamazon
01-15-2007, 02:35 PM
Oh man.....it's killing me! like TM, I keep peeking every nwo and then to see what else has happened....and walk away giggling.

Yeah, me too, and I even have her on my ignore list! It's just funny to see what everyone else is saying back, plus, they quote the "highlights" of what she says, so I'm still getting the gist of it!

Hello_Kitty27
01-15-2007, 02:58 PM
I try so very hard to be nice and understanding of all people here. For example, there was one person recently who was accused of being a troll, and I tried so hard to defend this person. I was ridiculed for it, but I believed that this particular person was who she claimed to be. Well, when it all came down to it, I was right. And with sophie, I've tried to tolerate the randomness of her posts, and I've tried to keep my mouth shut and not 'go there'.

My point is, Sophiemarie, you aren't the butt of my jokes. I can't speak for anyone else here, but you have brought any of that treatment upon yourself. I don't need you to "prove" who you really are, but by constantly bragging about the unnecessary (and most times, it's completely random and comes off as very rude), it makes it really hard to believe who you are. Of course we'll question your motives, your comments, your identity, etc. I mean, you've gone as far as to say that you're smarter than all of us on this board, you're above everyone here and that you're healthier than anyone here. All while constantly commenting on your bulimia, your obvious addiction to liposuction and completely contradicting various other past comments/threads.

I don't personally care how many times you've gotten lipo or that you have an eating disorder, but don't try to claim that you're the epitome of all that is healthy. That's just a slight contradiction. ;)

PaigeDWinter
01-15-2007, 03:51 PM
Personally, I think you're AWESOME!!!!! I wanna be just like you!!!!

Sung to the tune of that old Nike/Michael Jordan commercial "Like Mike"


"Like Sophie, if I could be like Sophie..I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be-e"::)



AHAHAHA! Now I have that commercial stuck in my head!

Lola Rose
01-15-2007, 04:00 PM
Yeah, me too, and I even have her on my ignore list! It's just funny to see what everyone else is saying back, plus, they quote the "highlights" of what she says, so I'm still getting the gist of it!

me too! the highlights are funny, and I don't have to see the pics of her tummy.... lol. I don't know why, but they just bother me :)

Bella21
01-15-2007, 10:34 PM
Oh, this thread just gets better every time! :D

Yekhefah
01-15-2007, 10:39 PM
Dude, I'm not sure anyone deserves a henpecking like this! Remind me never to piss y'all off.

beauty21queen
01-15-2007, 10:48 PM
Meh I think she deserves it for being a dumbass and annoying the hell out of everyone also she was asking for it, it was just in a matter of time. What I find so weird is how can you have a psycology or whatever degree and be a nutcase yourself? She is the one that need to look for help. seriously.

virgoamm
01-15-2007, 11:00 PM
Wow, how did I miss this gem of a thread??!!:O

Happy MLK day!! *teehee*

Tart
01-16-2007, 12:12 AM
OH MAN! why did I join in on this too late in the day ...

I see dimples was busy sticking her fat foot in her mouth. Awesome.

..jayda I'll take a point for you Anyday baby.

I like sironas photo she did.

BrunetteGoddess
01-16-2007, 01:35 AM
*Sits back and watches from the sidelines...*

Sirona
01-16-2007, 05:04 AM
I like sironas photo she did.

:) Thanks babe

scarlett_vancouver
01-16-2007, 05:14 AM
Heeeeyyy...this thread isn't about KFC!

AlexxaHex
01-16-2007, 05:21 AM
Oh, damn, I don't want to know how much fat is in Popeye's chicken.

I do stay away from fast food as a general rule, but the other night K and I were watching movies and we both started craving fried chicken, so we walked to Popeye's and got some. It was fucking heaven, especially with those yummy biscuits!

I agree that KFC is nasty. The best thing they have is their coleslaw and biscuits, but even they aren't worth the calories and fat.

Screw Popeye's! It's Roscoe's all the way!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm chicken and waffles *drooooool*

AlexxaHex
01-16-2007, 05:23 AM
Wait...I only read the first page and totally didn't realize there were 10 pages of drama. Damn, now I gotta go back and read what the thread is actually about.

LOL

short skirts
01-16-2007, 05:47 AM
oops I replied to something waaaaaaaaaay earlier w/o realizing it til too late

I was laughing about when she mentioned being the "butt of everyone's jokes" haha she said "butt"
She must have body parts in her subconscious mind

short skirts
01-16-2007, 05:49 AM
wow it never ends! hahahaha this thread always makes me laugh

AlexxaHex
01-16-2007, 06:18 AM
OH WOW.

Okay, now I get it. This is one of the most entertaining threads ever!!!