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hunypie
01-29-2007, 10:08 AM
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Stop making posts like this.

Thank you.

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Chrissy68
01-29-2007, 10:37 AM
but... but.. i might need air drying, you know, from all the wetness i feel when i give a custy a dance.


and as for purring, well, some of you know the story where i went and tried to moan/purr in a guys ear but was pretty sick and nasally. he goes, "did you just moo in my ear?" so eh, be careful of how you purr. lol.

KennedyWinters
01-30-2007, 05:54 PM
I suppose that blowing air outward is better than inhaling deeply. Even if I'm soaking in vanilla body spray I'd be self conscious of a guy sniffing my cooter.

CheetahTim
01-31-2007, 12:34 AM
he goes, "did you just moo in my ear?" so eh, be careful of how you purr. lol.

Wow...I'd pay extra for that. I was raised on a farm. Now you've got me homesick with all this mooing crap. :cow:

MickieM
01-31-2007, 07:54 AM
IF you purr, it has to be soft, and not right in the ear, more the lobe. I had a BF who was from Spain, and he could roll the "rrr's". He could sound like a Tiger purring, it was a turn on to me. But, when he would do it right as he "arrived" during sex, it was too loud sometimes and distracting to say the least.

I told his about it, and he didn't do it right in my ear again, problem solved.

As for Custies, "keep your bodily fluids OFF". Thank way I'm not grossed out or distracted, and it 's a good dance.

My .02 anyway.

Casual Observer
01-31-2007, 06:50 PM
Some of them at least, actually think we like it. I don't know what gives them this idea, but there you go. I'm not sure why they feel the need to turn US on but whatever. Men are stupid. That's why we make money off them. WE know that turning the performer on is, on the basic level, the dumbest thing they can aspire to, but again, their stupidity is the biggest thing that keeps us in business.

Damn. Rough night, B?

badpixie
01-31-2007, 07:03 PM
This happens at the stages in Portland on and off. I ask them if it's on fire. They usually get it. If not, they get a "please stop", or I move far away and spoil their fun.

VegasPrincess
02-01-2007, 01:01 AM
I don't know. I both purr and meow. And I'm not poor, so obviously it works for me lol

CorinneKell
03-22-2008, 03:58 AM
I'd be seriously worried that the saliva contained herpes! It's spread by dbody fluids, and Type I cold sore type can develop into Type II the one that makes you scream in pain during stress or other things....Think about that guys, and then if the dancer blows back in your face.....well..........think of it like this. What if she has a cold sore? It's not the most efficient way to spread, but it is possible, also breathing in spit droplets can give it to you in your nose, or throat...and let's not EVEN think about the eyes. Yes you can get herpes in your eyes to. So as a matter of public health and concern, keep your spit droplet off the ladies!!!!!! As a courtesy they'll do the same for you.

C

confrontingmydemons
03-24-2008, 09:20 PM
http://members.optushome.com.au/evilpundit/blog/images/cat-detonator.jpg


Blow on me, see what happens.

Thanks for the laugh;D !

youngBUTbanking
04-03-2008, 03:43 PM
ask the same question when girls purr/bite my ear..does nothing for me...i don't say anything though and figure its part of their routine so why not...


that being said..I have never blown at the pussy...and to be honest - it never occured to me to do that either...i'm sure i've done numerous other stupid things though...

PoleSiren
04-12-2009, 01:34 PM
I am so mystified by this. I've only had it done to me a couple of times, but I can't imagine for the life of me why they would do it. What do they POSSIBLY get out of it??

I actually mentioned this in another thread because I never understood it until someone explained it to me.

When they blow on you, the air that come back to them smells like you. Period. They are getting a warm face of your lady scent.

Kind of gross, in my opinion.

mediocrity
04-12-2009, 01:54 PM
The herpes thing is totally correct. I have also heard the vagina smell theory. It thoroughly disgusts me.

But what baffles me is WHY do they want to sexually please us? WHY? It's like 'just let me dance, and you enjoy it'. Don't try to roll my nipples between your fingers and say you thought I'd like it.

GROSSTASTIC.

glambman
04-12-2009, 02:10 PM
After all the years of having to give blow jobs, now you don't want one. :P

JayATee
10-24-2009, 11:33 AM
Im reviving this bc someone just did it to me the other night and I wanted to scream. This is soooooo gross!!!! I wanted to throw up... all over him.

J.D.
10-24-2009, 11:45 AM
^^^ I'm sorry. It's happened to all of us, I think at some point. I think if that happened to me now, I would probably physically assault the guy.

vmurphy252
10-24-2009, 11:46 AM
Reading the title this time, an image of Garfield came to mind...

JayATee
10-24-2009, 11:48 AM
^^^ I'm sorry. It's happened to all of us, I think at some point. I think if that happened to me now, I would probably physically assault the guy.

It had never happened to me before and I was so completely caught off guard. It was like... really? Did you really just do that? Im thinking to myself... Umm ok I have no clue how to respond to this at all....

J.D.
10-24-2009, 11:49 AM
It had never happened to me before and I was so completely caught off guard. It was like... really? Did you really just do that? Im thinking to myself... Umm ok I have no clue how to respond to this at all....

Oh God. It has happened to me quite a few times in five years, though all at the same club. Just hit the next guy who does it to you twice as hard to make up for this asshole.

black_widow
10-28-2009, 03:32 AM
Guys used to do this all the time at an old club I worked at. My current club never really has this happen--not sure about why, but I'm totally happy about it, lol.

Never understood what it was all about either--other than, I assumed, guys *thought* it felt good or something, like sexually arousing. I mean, no man ever pulls that move in bed, but somehow, it is totally something you'd do in a strip club. Really retarded, but, as I'm sure you know, guys do lots of retarded stuff that they *think* girls like. I don't know where men get this shit, but mostly, if a woman doesn't outright ask for it, chances are, it's NOT something she wants. You can't just go around assuming your random ideas of what having a pussy feels like are right. It's like a whole band of men got together one night and got wasted and decided if THEY had a pussy, they'd want random strangers to blow their gross breath on it.

Typical male thing to do. Self centered, illogical, and basically retarded. Not suprising at all.

But YEAH--please stop! Everyone who's ever done that, you need to know it's NOT stimulating, it's disgusting and it makes you seem like a mysongonistic pig!

vmurphy252
10-28-2009, 06:00 AM
It had never happened to me before and I was so completely caught off guard. It was like... really? Did you really just do that? Im thinking to myself... Umm ok I have no clue how to respond to this at all....
Lovely bouquet... 1980's?

Tampa81
10-28-2009, 11:09 AM
As a male, i can't fathom who in the world thought of that...but it's sure never seemed like a good idea to me. I've always thought the object was to annoy the ladies as little as possible, so that i may get the best treatment possible!

mediocrity
10-28-2009, 12:38 PM
Lovely bouquet... 1980's?

Oh wow VM, congrats. You just grossed me out.

vmurphy252
10-28-2009, 01:28 PM
Oh wow VM, congrats. You just grossed me out.
I was obviously kidding... you couldn't tell her age from that.

Trem
10-28-2009, 03:31 PM
As a male, i can't fathom who in the world thought of that...but it's sure never seemed like a good idea to me. I've always thought the object was to annoy the ladies as little as possible, so that i may get the best treatment possible!

Its like toching but not against the rules. Retarded i know, but i can see how it would make someone feel like they are getting away with "playing" with her pussy while not breaking any rules.

JayATee
10-28-2009, 04:05 PM
Its like toching but not against the rules. Retarded i know, but i can see how it would make someone feel like they are getting away with "playing" with her pussy while not breaking any rules.

This really makes me sick. Excuse me... I have to go vomit....

chitownchick
10-28-2009, 07:05 PM
this is my theory on the guys blowing on pussies, one woman back in the early 1900's maybe even before that possibly worked at a brothel, she was popular and really liked having her pussy blown on. well word caught on with the men in the towns and it spread like wildfire to men who frequent brothels, well these men told there sons, and grandsons and it became a game of telephone and now present day men who frequent strip clubs do it to the girls because they think we enjoy it. however of course there arent many girls who are going to be like , stop doing that its nasty get the fuck away from me, we are going to casually say that we arent into that at the moment or i want to get to know someone better before i let him get that close to my kitty. these same men that come to clubs obviously dont have intense sex lives with hot women who are going to tell them what they like and dont like,they are fucking hookers or their wives maybe, and neither bother to tell them that the whole pussy blowing thing is not cool.

anyways, thats my story,......i like to turn it into a joke or else it makes me realy mad. hope someone at least gets a kick out of that.

velvet
10-28-2009, 07:36 PM
Its like toching but not against the rules. Retarded i know, but i can see how it would make someone feel like they are getting away with "playing" with her pussy while not breaking any rules.

i've always thought this was the reason. it's a way of invading your space and "touching" you without getting thrown out.

ChoclatDiva21
10-28-2009, 08:01 PM
I am so sorry to threadjack, but right now all I am picturing is that scene of the two cats singing "we are siamese if you ple-eease" from lady and the tramp, and some weird dude craning his little cat-neck looking exactly like that. .... never mind. :D

Yeah, blowing on my pussy is not cool... but it's HELL of a lot better than a guy trying to lick it, or sucking his finger and then trying to finger me. These two things happen far more often than blowing, which I find very innocent in comparison.


^^^
Or trying to slide their grimy-ass $1 bills down there- all of that stuff sucks!

Cyril
10-31-2009, 08:52 PM
I think I sense a tendency among some strippers to assume the worst of a PL. Here is why I say this. It is quite possible that the strip club was hot and humid. May be the PL thought by blowing some air on the kitty, he will bring some comfort to the damsel in distress. I mean humidity can be a very tough thing to handle. I recall my first and last vacation to Florida ended abruptly because I could not handle the humidity. I had to take the return flight immediately.

Why not give the PL some benefit of doubt?

Once again, we are witnessing the same old disconnect between PLs and strippers I have talked about earlier.

DesuvsDeath
10-31-2009, 10:17 PM
It occurs to me that I've never had anyone do this from close enough that I could feel it...
Oh god... if that ever happened... I'd lose my damn mind. QQ

KiwiStrawberry Splenda
10-31-2009, 11:55 PM
You couldn't handle fucking FLORIDA? Pls Cyril, don't come to Texas during the summer...you might actually die right on the tarmac!!

WiseGuy_TX
11-01-2009, 06:04 AM
I think I sense a tendency among some strippers to assume the worst of a PL. Here is why I say this. It is quite possible that the strip club was hot and humid. May be the PL thought by blowing some air on the kitty, he will bring some comfort to the damsel in distress. I mean humidity can be a very tough thing to handle. I recall my first and last vacation to Florida ended abruptly because I could not handle the humidity. I had to take the return flight immediately.

Why not give the PL some benefit of doubt?

Once again, we are witnessing the same old disconnect between PLs and strippers I have talked about earlier....so you let a fan blow some air to "bring some comfort to your distressed self". It did not work so you got mad and left the state. Similar feelings as the dancers have. Indeed, once again we are witnessing the same old disconnect between a PL and strippers.

Cyril
11-01-2009, 07:19 AM
...so you let a fan blow some air to "bring some comfort to your distressed self". It did not work so you got mad and left the state. Similar feelings as the dancers have. Indeed, once again we are witnessing the same old disconnect between a PL and strippers.

Let me level with you, home. I did not get mad at Florida. The humidity made me ill. That is why I left. The point I was trying to make and which you missed was heat and humidity can be a formidable combo to deal with.

And, even bigger point that you missed was the possibility of altruistic motivation on part of PL in question. How do you know that the poor PL was not trying to comfort the damsel in distress?

hockeybobby
11-01-2009, 07:36 AM
And, even bigger point that you missed was the possibility of altruistic motivation on part of PL in question. How do you know that the poor PL was not trying to comfort the damsel in distress?



^^^Ridiculous.

Cyril
11-01-2009, 07:51 AM
^^^Ridiculous.

I disagree. Altruism is not ridiculous. What is ridiculous is your inability to see possible variance.

WiseGuy_TX
11-01-2009, 08:13 AM
Let me level with you, home. I did not get mad at Florida. The humidity made me ill. That is why I left. The point I was trying to make and which you missed was heat and humidity can be a formidable combo to deal with.

And, even bigger point that you missed was the possibility of altruistic motivation on part of PL in question. How do you know that the poor PL was not trying to comfort the damsel in distress?...inhale slowly, exhale slowly. Meditation is your friend. You are assuming i missed your points.

Excluding sarcasm, over almost 3 years, not a single dancer posted here that her pussy was in "distress" and wanted uninvited blowing and in fact they all hate being blown on. Seems you missed their point. ...inhale slowly ...exhale slowly.

princessjas
11-01-2009, 08:14 AM
I disagree. Altruism is not ridiculous. What is ridiculous is your inability to see possible variance.

What is ridiculous is you thinking blowing on some strangers pussy is an acceptable way to cool them down. Ever heard of fanning someone's face/neck?

mediocrity
11-01-2009, 12:55 PM
Let me level with you, home. I did not get mad at Florida. The humidity made me ill. That is why I left. The point I was trying to make and which you missed was heat and humidity can be a formidable combo to deal with.

And, even bigger point that you missed was the possibility of altruistic motivation on part of PL in question. How do you know that the poor PL was not trying to comfort the damsel in distress?

First off, it's "homes", plural. Secondly, I have never in my nearly eight years of dancing, seen a girl thank a guy for blowing on her poor, unbearably hot and humid vagina.

Third, I wish you had stayed in FL- the idea of you being sick is very pleasant to me.

Phil-W
11-01-2009, 01:46 PM
....Once again, we are witnessing the same old disconnect between PLs and strippers I have talked about earlier....

DELETED- People should NOT thank members for negative posts!!!

JayATee
11-01-2009, 02:17 PM
And, even bigger point that you missed was the possibility of altruistic motivation on part of PL in question. How do you know that the poor PL was not trying to comfort the damsel in distress?

Ah yes, but don't delete what led the invectives to be posted. We'll just allow him to continue to post.

I think Im done here. Ya'll have a nice day. This site has become absurd.

mediocrity
11-01-2009, 02:19 PM
Comfort the damsel in distress? You're beyond pathetically stupid. You should have stayed banned. Why will no one perma-ban you? You post this ridiculous trolling garbage hundreds and hundreds of times. Why will the mods not erradicate you from the board? You are lower than a parasite.

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velvet
11-01-2009, 04:30 PM
I think I sense a tendency among some strippers to assume the worst of a PL. Here is why I say this. It is quite possible that the strip club was hot and humid. May be the PL thought by blowing some air on the kitty, he will bring some comfort to the damsel in distress. I mean humidity can be a very tough thing to handle. I recall my first and last vacation to Florida ended abruptly because I could not handle the humidity. I had to take the return flight immediately.

Why not give the PL some benefit of doubt?

Once again, we are witnessing the same old disconnect between PLs and strippers I have talked about earlier.

this is actually one of the funniest things i've ever read on here. LMAO.

J.D.
11-01-2009, 04:34 PM
If you blow on my kitty I'll queef in your face

J.D.
11-01-2009, 04:37 PM
DTXgirl is laying next to me and says:

"If you blow on my kitty I'll shoot my bloody tampon in your eye"

Earl_the_Pearl
11-01-2009, 04:56 PM
If you blow on my kitty I'll queef in your face

DTXgirl is laying next to me and says:

"If you blow on my kitty I'll shoot my bloody tampon in your eye"

You know as well as I do that some PLs will tip big for this service.

Cyril
11-01-2009, 05:13 PM
Comfort the damsel in distress? You're beyond pathetically stupid. You should have stayed banned. Why will no one perma-ban you? You post this ridiculous trolling garbage hundreds and hundreds of times. Why will the mods not erradicate you from the board? You are lower than a parasite.

Deleted.

mediocrity
11-01-2009, 05:23 PM
Any forum with a sense of fairness will ban you in five seconds. You are rude and uncivilized. You are calling me names just because I am asking folks to err on the side of caution before assuming the worst about a PL.

You should be banned in five seconds because EVERYTHING you post is DELIBERATELY aimed to irritate the girls here. I mean honestly Cyril- who blows on a woman's vagina to alleviate humidity? No one is that foolish.

Cyril
11-01-2009, 05:34 PM
You should be banned in five seconds because EVERYTHING you post is DELIBERATELY aimed to irritate the girls here. I mean honestly Cyril- who blows on a woman's vagina to alleviate humidity? No one is that foolish.

You may think lending a helping hand is foolish. But I disagree. There is nothing wrong with a man blowing on a stripper's kitty to help her cope with the heat and humidity.

mediocrity
11-01-2009, 05:38 PM
You may think lending a helping hand is foolish. But I disagree. There is nothing wrong with a man blowing on a stripper's kitty to help her cope with the heat and humidity.

http://www.failb.us/failbus.jpg

And if a dude blew on my vag he'd get some seriously nasty words about it.