View Full Version : Stop blowing on my poor kitty! Please! STOP!
Cyril
11-01-2009, 05:41 PM
And if a dude blew on my vag he'd get some seriously nasty words about it.
I doubt any body would be that altruistic.
mediocrity
11-01-2009, 05:42 PM
I doubt any body would be that altruistic.
Considering that I would never take that as altruism, I'm down with that.
Earl_the_Pearl
11-01-2009, 05:55 PM
he'd get a noseful!
Stop it; now just stop it. You are such a tease. :yummy:
Elvia
11-03-2009, 02:04 AM
I think I sense a tendency among some strippers to assume the worst of a PL. Here is why I say this. It is quite possible that the strip club was hot and humid. May be the PL thought by blowing some air on the kitty, he will bring some comfort to the damsel in distress. I mean humidity can be a very tough thing to handle. I recall my first and last vacation to Florida ended abruptly because I could not handle the humidity. I had to take the return flight immediately.
Why not give the PL some benefit of doubt?
Once again, we are witnessing the same old disconnect between PLs and strippers I have talked about earlier.
Wow. this is one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard. I hope to God you're a troll, because if you seriously believe this...wow.
lildreamer316
11-04-2009, 12:00 AM
I actually mentioned this in another thread because I never understood it until someone explained it to me.
When they blow on you, the air that come back to them smells like you. Period. They are getting a warm face of your lady scent.
Kind of gross, in my opinion.
THIS is the explanation I was given years ago when I asked someone why they did it. He told me this with a grin on his face...he was proud of it. Go figure.
Cyril
11-04-2009, 09:22 PM
Wow. this is one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard. I hope to God you're a troll, because if you seriously believe this...wow.
“To be aware of a single shortcoming within oneself is more useful than to be aware of a thousand in somebody else. Rather than speaking badly about people and in ways that will produce friction and unrest in their lives, we should practice a purer perception of them, and when we speak of others, speak of their good qualities.”
- Dalai Lama
princessjas
11-04-2009, 09:28 PM
“To be aware of a single shortcoming within oneself is more useful than to be aware of a thousand in somebody else. Rather than speaking badly about people and in ways that will produce friction and unrest in their lives, we should practice a purer perception of them, and when we speak of others, speak of their good qualities.”
- Dalai Lama
"Unless of course, they pretend to be morons like Cyril, to get by with shit... in which case we should stone them to death if they dare blow on our pussies."
-princessjas
Cyril
11-04-2009, 09:31 PM
"Unless of course, they pretend to be morons like Cyril, to get by with shit... in which case we should stone them to death if they dare blow on our pussies."
-princessjas
I am altruistic but I am not that altruistic. Only Jesus can go that far. :D
Earl_the_Pearl
11-04-2009, 09:32 PM
"Unless of course, they pretend to be morons like Cyril, to get by with shit... in which case we should stone them to death if they dare blow on our pussies."
-princessjas
I know women speak one way in public and quite another in private. I am a gentlemen and don't kiss and tell. Well not with names anyway.
princessjas
11-04-2009, 09:48 PM
I know women speak one way in public and quite another in private. I am a gentlemen and don't kiss and tell. Well not with names anyway.
Oh bejeezus, cut the shit! You have never and will never meet me. You are unworthy of my presence. :P The trail of sheer awesomeness that I leave in my wake would reduce you to ashes!
Earl_the_Pearl
11-04-2009, 10:46 PM
Oh bejeezus, cut the shit! You have never and will never meet me. You are unworthy of my presence. :P The trail of sheer awesomeness that I leave in my wake would reduce you to ashes!
No problem. Ask me how many calls and text message I have received today. First of the month you know. I could not get you in for at least a fortnight; there is not enough Earl to go around.
JayATee
11-07-2009, 04:22 AM
Wow. this is one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard. I hope to God you're a troll, because if you seriously believe this...wow.
Careful Elvia, don't want to go too in depth with the name calling! Only Cyril is allowed to do that. The rest of us get our posts deleted.
Cyril
11-07-2009, 03:39 PM
Careful Elvia, don't want to go too in depth with the name calling! Only Cyril is allowed to do that. The rest of us get our posts deleted.
“The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive her deception, the one who lies with sincerity”
- Andre Gide
mediocrity
11-07-2009, 03:42 PM
“The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive her deception, the one who lies with sincerity”
- Andre Gide
"What about you? Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"
- Ed, Shaun of the Dead
Elvia
11-07-2009, 03:43 PM
^^^ (to Cyril)
Even though it's pathetic in it's own right and a complete cop out, I'm kinda relieved that you've started communicating almost completely in quotes. Someone like you should never, ever, try to express an original thought.
Cyril
11-07-2009, 04:42 PM
^^^ (to Cyril)
Even though it's pathetic in it's own right and a complete cop out, I'm kinda relieved that you've started communicating almost completely in quotes. Someone like you should never, ever, try to express an original thought.
I am simply saving ware and tear on my fingers. There is only so much Cyril to go around. (Borrowing from Earl)
Djoser
11-08-2009, 03:24 AM
You may think lending a helping hand is foolish. But I disagree. There is nothing wrong with a man blowing on a stripper's kitty to help her cope with the heat and humidity.
I'm with Velvet on this one, one of the funniest things I have read on SW in seven years as a member.
Ask me how many calls and text message I have received today. First of the month you know. I could not get you in for at least a fortnight; there is not enough Earl to go around.
Are you serious? Is this some kind of joke?
yoda57us
11-08-2009, 09:17 AM
No problem. Ask me how many calls and text message I have received today. First of the month you know. I could not get you in for at least a fortnight; there is not enough Earl to go around.
LOL, so you are bragging about how many strippers have you marked? Dude, you are not a love machine, you are an ATM. Try and get it straight....
Earl_the_Pearl
11-08-2009, 03:46 PM
Are you serious? Is this some kind of joke?
"I'M AS SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK"
LOL, so you are bragging about how many strippers have you marked? Dude, you are not a love machine, you are an ATM. Try and get it straight....
I am not a mark; I know the price of tea in China. Why can't one have an ATM card and be good in bead. If it were a set amount for a set time for set letters I can not be their "friend".
It's really not that important as I'm going to look for "love" at AA. Driving dancers makes my face hurt.
Cyril
11-08-2009, 03:51 PM
Driving dancers makes my face hurt.
I am curious about this driving van thing.
Do you run a volunteer organization which provides transportation services to strippers? Or, do you you charge them?
Earl_the_Pearl
11-08-2009, 04:26 PM
I am curious about this driving van thing.
Do you run a volunteer organization which provides transportation services to strippers? Or, do you you charge them?
I charge but less than the drivers that are trying to make money; if we become "friends" I don't charge. It used to be fun and I thought I was a step above the average PL. It gets old quickly and doesn't mean anything.
Now I know why the truly professional drivers behave the way they do; it is a business pay me now or walk.
safado
11-08-2009, 04:31 PM
I charge but less than the drivers that are trying to make money; if we become "friends" I don't charge. It used to be fun and I thought I was a step above the average PL. It gets old quickly and doesn't mean anything.
Now I know why the truly professional drivers behave the way they do; it is a business pay me now or walk.
Do you drop their boyfriends off at band practice on the way to the strip club?
Earl_the_Pearl
11-08-2009, 04:42 PM
Do you drop their boyfriends off at band practice on the way to the strip club?
No but I did have dinner with one and her husband at their house.
Lunafire
11-08-2009, 06:17 PM
Ok, here is something to up the anti!!
I have had a guy SPIT on my pussy!!!
Being that the temperature of the room/club was very; high making everyone including myself very sweaty and of course dark except for the black lights, and the fact that he Had been 'blowing' on it, I did not at first realize that he had SPAT on me Repeatedly!! If it was not for the fact that I looked down just as he did it Twice in quick succession I might not have realized it at all.
I was so grossed out that after Wrestling the money out of his hands (yes, he then wanted to withhold money too), I was so in a hurry that I missed my opportunity to 'do whatever I wanted' to the guy. All I could think about was running first to the washroom to get to the soap and water and then to the locker room to get to my hand sanitizer which I had forgot to put in whilst changing purses. On the way there I happened to pass the bouncer and told him what had happened, to which he replied 'Did you at least hit the guy?!' I told him that I had not cause I thought I WOULD GET INTO trouble...the bouncer told me that they would back up 'whatever any girl did to a nasty guy' and listed the use of a stiletto heel to the groin, a bloody nose... 'DAMN' I thought, ' I COULD have fuck this guy up with virtual impunity and I missed the chance.' I am NOT a violent person by nature and also I think I 'Fear' retaliation. I think I nee to be more like a Lioness and less like a 'pussy' when it comes to dealing with this sort of Crap.
While sanitizing my poor pussy, I realized that this jerk had likely been spitting on my al or most of the times I had felt a particularly big gust. Mistaking body temperature spit for a large gust his breath.
The jerk in question was still around by the time I got back and I managed to point him to the bouncer out as he fled the club! I am not sure what the bouncer meant by 'Don't worry, he will not be coming back.'
As a Post Note I am never particularly happy about being 'blown on', especially now that the CD analogy is fixed in my minds eye!!! I usually without comment withdraw the pretty view, and when (it is usually only a matter of time) the guy will ask to see it again I will tell him I don't appreciate being blown on...after that there are no second chances. I WILL still get as many dances out of him as I can. The only exception being that spitting jerk who also though he could insist I keep dancing after spitting on me and then trying to withhold MY money!
I wonder if anyone else had had this NASTY SPITTING crap happen.
As soon as I got home I also called the toll free 'tele-health' hot line ( Ontario Canada )which puts you through to a nurse to ask questions of. Told me that there as a few SDT/STIs that can be spread via saliva and told me how and when to look for symptoms... NOT FUN. I have had no symptoms so without going to the doc or a clinic I will say No STD/STIs to be seen or felt thank goodness.
Earl_the_Pearl
11-08-2009, 07:08 PM
I have had a guy SPIT on my pussy!!!
In New Jersey one must not expose that area, not even a female breast. So spitting is not a problem.
KiwiStrawberry Splenda
11-08-2009, 08:36 PM
My kitty just ate a moth that's been flying around here all evening annoying me.
Oh wait, wrong type of kitty.
/end AWESOME RAD threadjack
KiwiStrawberry Splenda
11-08-2009, 08:40 PM
Ok, here is something to up the anti!!
I have had a guy SPIT on my pussy!!!
:O Oh boy, I am so sorry that happened to you honey. Hopefully the bouncer took good care of him, and he's now constantly drooling all ove himself because he no longer has motor control.
Of course, I did have a custy throw up all over me once. I'm looking forward to reading Cyril's response, "maybe he thought you were hungry and wanted to help you out by offering his regurgitated dinner." ::)
Earl_the_Pearl
11-09-2009, 01:03 AM
My kitty just ate a moth that's been flying around here all evening annoying me.
Oh wait, wrong type of kitty.
/end AWESOME RAD threadjack
I have had two kitties; none of which I wanted. They wanted me.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/earlcamembert/JumpingJacksLg.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/earlcamembert/dead.jpg
Earl_the_Pearl
11-09-2009, 01:06 AM
Of course, I did have a custy throw up all over me once. I'm looking forward to reading Cyril's response, "maybe he thought you were hungry and wanted to help you out by offering his regurgitated dinner."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk6DPq2_c2M
Cyril
11-10-2009, 08:02 PM
:O Oh boy, I am so sorry that happened to you honey. Hopefully the bouncer took good care of him, and he's now constantly drooling all ove himself because he no longer has motor control.
Of course, I did have a custy throw up all over me once. I'm looking forward to reading Cyril's response, "maybe he thought you were hungry and wanted to help you out by offering his regurgitated dinner." ::)
Actually, this one is more understandable than the previous one. Vomiting is often a reaction to you not feeling well. No one can control when they get sick. So if a poor PL got ill and threw up then why crucify him for that?
All we need is little bit of kindness and understanding in our heart and this world will be a wonderful place.
KiwiStrawberry Splenda
11-10-2009, 10:54 PM
Actually, this one is more understandable than the previous one. Vomiting is often a reaction to you not feeling well. No one can control when they get sick. So if a poor PL got ill and threw up then why crucify him for that?
All we need is little bit of kindness and understanding in our heart and this world will be a wonderful place.
Actually, I didn't crucify him for it at all. I don't even consider him a PL, just a drunk customer. He didn't even talk to me or try to touch me during the dance. After it happened, I immediately ran to the restroom to clean up. When I got out, his friend was waiting for me near the dressing room with my payment, and a a sincere apology from himself and his friend, who had been taken to the car. They were super nice guys, and I would have welcomed to dance for them again another day.
See, Cyril, its not so bad. You are starting to assume the worst out of us. We ain't such bad girls.
Edit to Add: two times when I had just danced for a custy, and had to immediately run off for a second to do something, and tried to collect payment a few minutes later...the custy dipped out of the club and ripped me off. Sure it was my fault for not getting the money right away, but you have to understand the lack of courtesy and chivalry of PL's is astounding.
anouk.oui
11-11-2009, 08:39 PM
i think its coz they want to have an effect on you physically so instead of you feeling their touch and liking it- so they think- they might think theyre being a creative unique snowflake in bending the no touching rule. i generally put it under the touching category therefore i warn them twice, third time theyre being kicked out
Kimbre
11-25-2009, 09:44 PM
I'm aware of this phenomenon. I don't understand it either. I wish someone would make smaller versions of those wind up chattering teeth so sometime I could put those in there and GRIN like a Cheshire cat at the next jerkass who blows at my cooter.
Maybe I'll change my name to Chelsea the Wood Chipper, if they ever DO invent those little teeth.
mediocrity
11-26-2009, 02:29 AM
Vagina dentata, anyone?
Oh, if only it was standard equipment.
Phil-W
11-26-2009, 10:56 AM
I wish someone would make smaller versions of those wind up chattering teeth so sometime I could put those in there and GRIN like a Cheshire cat at the next jerkass who blows at my cooter.
Why not a mini mousetrap for anyone that tries to touch?
Phil }:D
Kimbre
11-26-2009, 01:36 PM
I still think the chattering teeth would be somewhat more disturbing.
WiseGuy_TX
11-28-2009, 08:00 AM
...some strippers can be coochie huffers too.:D
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/playlist/view/110428/Cavallari-molested-by-Las-Vegas-stripper/
"She says, "I got molested by a stripper. Thank God I was wearing pants. She took my legs, spread them, put them up in the air and she blew on my hoo-hoo (vagina) and was rubbing her nasty boobies in my face. "
JayATee
11-28-2009, 12:45 PM
I still think the chattering teeth would be somewhat more disturbing.
Wasn't there a movie about that? LoL.
Dirty Ernie
11-28-2009, 03:34 PM
I believe the movie is "Teeth".
There's also a cell phone commercial (virgin mobile?) out now where a woman puts down the phone and her mouth detaches and continues talking. My friend made a smartass remark along that vein about it and now I can't disassociate his comment from the commercial.
Earl_the_Pearl
11-28-2009, 05:33 PM
"She says, "I got molested by a stripper. Thank God I was wearing pants. She took my legs, spread them, put them up in the air and she blew on my hoo-hoo (vagina) and was rubbing her nasty boobies in my face. "
"I probably wouldn't be as upset if she was good looking (sic); she wasn't cute, let's just put it that way."
Interesting comment.
Elvia
11-28-2009, 05:38 PM
^^^ don't see how you got that.
JayATee
12-01-2009, 11:34 PM
I believe the movie is "Teeth".
There's also a cell phone commercial (virgin mobile?) out now where a woman puts down the phone and her mouth detaches and continues talking. My friend made a smartass remark along that vein about it and now I can't disassociate his comment from the commercial.
I just saw this commercial for the first time the other day and I can honestly say I've never been so disturbed by anything in my life. Seriously freaked me out.
Earl_the_Pearl
12-01-2009, 11:52 PM
I just saw this commercial for the first time the other day and I can honestly say I've never been so disturbed by anything in my life. Seriously freaked me out.
If I found a mouth like that on a table with no one around...never mind. :-X
JayATee
12-01-2009, 11:54 PM
^ LoL. So it was your gum?
KiwiStrawberry Splenda
12-06-2009, 12:05 PM
As a SW experiment, I took it upon myself to blow on my poor kitty the other day. He gave me a dirty look and moved to the other side of the couch, where he continued to lick his own ass.