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PookaShell
03-08-2007, 11:21 PM
Heh. At my last club we had this 45-ish year old Phillipino lady that worked there. Her English was choppy, but was a super nice lady. However, she wasn't exactly what customers wanted to see on stage. Her first day, she and I were sitting with two customers (one of which was a good friend of mine) and she started making out with the other one. Trying to be nice, I said 'hey sweetie, you can't do that, you'll get fired and/or arrested for prostitution (laws are REALLY strict here).

Then, I see her do it with a few other guys. When she danced she did these big dramatic hair flips and stuff, like a vegas show dancer, it was odd. After awhile, she wasn't making money so she'd play with herself on stage. She'd look up and giggle and say 'oops i couldn't get my finger in!' Not the brightest girl.

The last time I saw her, she was talking about a customer (she was married btw) and she says 'oh yes, he's very nice, and he gives me good sex!' i didn't even dare ask...


This lady now works with me and has the locker three down from mine! I swear....has to be the same girl. :O

carolina6
03-09-2007, 02:19 AM
Speed freak/crotch grabber:
This girl wasn't too bad looking, probably about 23. A little chubby but not fat. However, she was over the top about everything. Every song was "MY FAVORITE SONG IN THE WHOLE WORLD" she would scream across the club. She would jump up and down screaming on stage when a great song she requested was played. She would sweat profusely all the time, and once asked me how I kept my skin looking so perfect (Um, cause I don't do drugs?). She would continuously pull at her thong (in our topless club) so that it looked as if she was adjusting it, but really she was crotch flashing. I saw her pubic hair on more than one occasion (yuck). She would talk really loudly and constantly in the dressing room about whatever the current topic was. I brought my mp3 player to work during the 2 months she worked there so that I could drown out her voice while I was getting ready. She finally got fired one night when she stole money from another dancer for the second night in a row. They found the money down her pants/in her ass crack.

Not deserving of their own stories, but there have been two girls I've worked with who seem to be incapable of taking off their clothing gracefully. One girl wears pants and sits down on the stage to take them off (sexay!) and the other would have to hold onto something while she took off her gown, and it always got stuck on her shoe. Seems like being able to undress yourself should be a basic requirement for the job.

I currently work with a girl who has a picture of Hitler in her locker. She is bisexual. One would think that she would realize that Hitler hated gays and would have liked her to die. She sucks at life, although she's an ok dancer.

xBlackBettyx
03-10-2007, 10:58 AM
Hitler?
LMAO

Lisbeth
03-20-2007, 06:30 PM
Hmm..theres been a few, sadly I've only been stripping 3 months and theres already multiples. I've seen a sober girl walk into the pole. Our dj booth is behind the stage with a little window and she was grinning at him while walking toward the pole..*smack* Theres another who I swear to the gods does interpretive dance while attempting to be sexy, complete with flapping her arms rapidly during 'Flying High Again'. And yes, I too have witnessed the bicycle leg thing..its..bizzare. No other job like it 8)

ascifilullaby
03-26-2007, 01:19 AM
This lady now works with me and has the locker three down from mine! I swear....has to be the same girl. :O

You work in Houston right? Are you talking about a short woman from Guam whose stage name starts with L?

drewcifer
03-26-2007, 06:33 AM
Oh wow. We had Amythest, a dreadlocked 5-foot, 200lb. hippie who smelled of 2X4s (I'm guessing it was some kind of patchoili oil) and danced to heavy metal. She said she danced and made money not because she was a stripper, but because she was a visual performer. There were many times the bouncer had to drag her off stage because she would dance to Metallica or Anthrax and would headbang so hard that she'd hit her head against the pole and knock herself out cold.

tinaflowers
03-28-2007, 04:53 PM
I am almost afraid to post this.... a dancer I knew was having her period and was dancing on stage. She was gyrating in front of some young college kid. Anyway, I guess he noticed a string. I think because he was very drunk he pulled on it and took out her tampon. The dancer ran off the stage crying and the customer showed it to the group of guys he was with swinging it around at their heads. Needless to say, they were kicked out. The girl eventually came back to dance but has not been the same.