View Full Version : Create your perfect dancer
lopaw
05-03-2011, 07:15 PM
I don't think I could create a single type of 'perfect dancer' since my tastes change so often. Although I lean heavily toward long-haired Asian dancers, there have been times that I've spotted a bodacious blonde who caught my eye. Had a great time with a heavily tatted Betty Boop gal just last week.
Nah. I guess I'm too fickle to commit ;D
DesuvsDeath
05-03-2011, 08:19 PM
Anyone seen that movie "May?" Can we dismember people for body parts we like and sew them together?
Angel Bettis in May = my ideal stripper (ideal woman, really... but who else would I want dancing for me?). Personality and all.
jack0177057
05-04-2011, 08:28 AM
As far as looks, she would look like one of these women:
http://www.yurizan-beltran.org/galleries/Sexy-Black-Bikini/dsc_0038_jpg.jpg
http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photos/OgAAAPAt_Hp-bLQFwzOXupgzLmCcH6sH4xeriLYSRNgYW7zaFcKpxgabQq4DWt fJvFahc28bf3VmzSGaZKiYFizB-aYAm1T1UGDSLDrQfZJ-9HG6JEsnS6yLn5Gv.jpg
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/Hot_Black_Girls.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs37/i/2008/270/2/9/Hayden_P____Suicide_Girl_by_WaltLindsay.jpg
http://cdn2.istudio.com/0000/442/pp_8601.jpg
She is smart, funny, witty (but not in a sarcastic way), has a very positive and radiant attitude and loves to dance.
Her breath and body smell nice. She has a dazzling smile.
Her lap dance is slow and sensual with lots of sensuous contact (with her boobs and her hands rubbing on my body) - and deep eye gazing, as if we were new lovers.
Lots of grinding and she doesn't mind if I orgasm during a lap dance.
anouk.oui
05-14-2011, 07:45 PM
for a male stripper id either go for south american or alternative look
with a chiseled chest and nice guns and ass
nothing too intimidating and body builder like just shape
preferably with a sleeve
confident and cheeky
and DEF not gay.
ta-da!
lestat1
05-14-2011, 08:34 PM
As far as looks, she would look like one of these women:
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs37/i/2008/270/2/9/Hayden_P____Suicide_Girl_by_WaltLindsay.jpg
She is smart, funny, witty (but not in a sarcastic way), has a very positive and radiant attitude and loves to dance.
Her breath and body smell nice. She has a dazzling smile.
Her lap dance is slow and sensual with lots of sensuous contact (with her boobs and her hands rubbing on my body) - and deep eye gazing, as if we were new lovers.
Lots of grinding and she doesn't mind if I orgasm during a lap dance.
Thats a photoshopped picture. It's Hayden Panetierre (from Herous, among many other things). She's a blonde and does not have those tats, lol.
lestat1
05-14-2011, 08:43 PM
Zhang Ziyi, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, my long lost ATF (a sexy and classy peurto rican), and Hayden Panettiere all come to mind looks-wise. Dance style I've described endlessly in detail many times onhere so I'll just say slow & sensual. For personality, the very friendly and extremely talkative dancer I met at Cheetah's a year or two ago. She was a chatterbox, which I actually like, and told me all kinds of funny stories.
jack0177057
05-16-2011, 08:39 AM
Thats a photoshopped picture. It's Hayden Panetierre (from Herous, among many other things). She's a blonde and does not have those tats, lol.
I realize that... My "perfect dancer" is the photoshopped version of Hayden Panetierre, with that hair and sexy tats/tramp stamps.
xGigi
05-16-2011, 12:14 PM
she'd have an alternative look, a few tattoos, but not covered, just little ones that have more meaning to them than a butterfly tramp stamp. she has a killer body, thin, not SUPER boney, but with beautiful collarbones and barely visible hip bones. she has longgggg dark hair. great facial structure, perfect teeth, and big eyes and rocks dramatic fake eyelashes. C or D cup boobs and a round ass, but with thin thighs that don't touch. she would wear a lot of corsets and fancy stockings. she would get her nails done and be classy. she would be witty and hilarious. she would be confident and make shitloads of money :D
NeedsHelp123
05-18-2011, 02:27 PM
she'd have an alternative look, a few tattoos, but not covered, just little ones that have more meaning to them than a butterfly tramp stamp. she has a killer body, thin, not SUPER boney, but with beautiful collarbones and barely visible hip bones. she has longgggg dark hair. great facial structure, perfect teeth, and big eyes and rocks dramatic fake eyelashes. C or D cup boobs and a round ass, but with thin thighs that don't touch. she would wear a lot of corsets and fancy stockings. she would get her nails done and be classy. she would be witty and hilarious. she would be confident and make shitloads of money :D
sounds like one of my favorite dancers
Robertjordan
05-18-2011, 02:32 PM
5'5", dark brown or black medium length hair. Slightly tan. Very few tattoos. Petite but tone build. Her best feature would be her ass, nice and shapely. Medium sized perky breasts with small nipples. Confident and intelligent. Not necessarily with a college degree, but maybe some college that she didn't finish or smart enough to get a degree if she cared to do it. Can talk and is interested in a wide variety of subjects. Funny, slightly sarcastic, but not in a mean way. The kind of woman who is capable of an intellectual conversation that makes you wonder what else she could be doing, but is so damn sexy you can't get her out of your mind.
Thats a photoshopped picture. It's Hayden Panetierre (from Herous, among many other things). She's a blonde and does not have those tats, lol.
GAH! :O
I used to sooo have the hots for her, her real look, not this one, until my little niece grew up to look like her, now, I struggle to have the hots for her. :(
K guys, let's say you gained magical powers that allowed you to create the perfect dancer, what would she look like? How would she move and what would her personality be like?
I like lots of different women but to go with one....
She would be 5'5". Dirty blonde flowing hair to her shoulders. Big green, kind eyes, mixed white-dominant ethnicity, short clean nails, a GREAT smile with white teeth, a terrific laugh and sense of humor, large-med C cup boobs, nice neat trimmed poofy kitty, great legs that are athletic, but not too bulky and not too skinny, little-medium tight butt, nice firm stomach. flirtactious, intelligent, speaks well with no major accent, is sexual.
or simply put, if you can look good in the morning, sans makeup, in just a white tee and some normal (not too tight, not too baggy) jeans, I think you are my type. that goes for my strippers too. :)
sadly, I've dated my perfect type above and blown it. twice. I'm an idiot.
Hopper
06-02-2011, 08:11 AM
Here's one girl who could be an ideal stripper. Go 19 minutes in; the second girl Al sees after Peg grabs him and pulls him over to their cabin widow. She dances in that scene for another 40 seconds after that - goes off set then comes back in 13 seconds later.
http://www.marriedwithchildrenepisode.com/category/married-with-children-season-9/
By no means my one ideal stripper though. There are an infinite number of possible kinds.
i can't decide between a marilyn monrobot or a lucy liubot. :-\
don't date robots!
Redhead
Long wavy hair
38-24-38
Green eyes
Fiery tempermant but with a sweet side and a girl-next-door feel once you get to know her :)
justreggie
06-18-2011, 07:12 AM
K guys, let's say you gained magical powers that allowed you to create the perfect dancer, what would she look like? How would she move and what would her personality be like?
This thread is inspired by lol
My wife. She was a stripper in college before I knew her. She didn't tell me about her "past" till several months into dating. She thought I wouldn't like it. I thought it was hot.
jbviper4
06-23-2011, 07:31 AM
Whoever makes me forget my troubles is perfect for me.
But I like blonde, GND types who wear sexy lingerie (no neon rubber band thong things for me). Green eyes are a big plus....big smile too.
Krill_
06-23-2011, 09:34 AM
Don't have to think too much about it...this (http://i.imgur.com/R2ckP.jpg) girl is about 99.9% perfect to me. Long black hair, beautiful eyes, fit but not super skinny, nice legs and awesome boobs. But I also really like the bad girl look with short, alternative color hair (or just black), tats, piercings, leather and all that. Tough to pick!
Katrina312
06-23-2011, 12:02 PM
I met her, 6 yrs ago at The Crazy Horse 2 LV . She was a petite, dark complexion, puerto rican or domican latina, perfect C/D cup implants, nice tiny round bum, long jet black hair straight hair, about 5'2 100lbs. My ex, commented that she could have been my sister or cousin which was weird. But, the way her implants looked on her small frame, encouraged me to move forward and get my breast implants.
kitinboots
06-24-2011, 06:38 AM
Well so far noone hadcome close to describing me...hmmm
penandink1019
06-24-2011, 11:21 AM
I remember seeing these dolls on "Real Sex" on HBO. I always thought they were the coolest things ;) Too bad they're like $5000!
They also make a discount doll that lacks arms and legs. I wish I were making this up. :P
As for the OP. I find creating the perfect dancer always fails for me at the point at which I try and suture the new head on. If anybody has advice....:D