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mr_punk
01-27-2007, 06:37 AM
http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=8332

BTW, what would you call this position?
a) the 180 degree inverted missionary slam.
b) the reverse doggie suplex.
c) oww..biatch, call the chiropractor! i just threw out my back.

Bob_Loblaw
01-27-2007, 04:54 PM
The Mitt (Mission Impossible Teeter-Totter)

I_luv_dancers!
01-27-2007, 07:06 PM
"Fucking ridiculous"

Vyanka
01-28-2007, 02:55 PM
he's doing push ups. lol

LilSweetVixen
01-28-2007, 05:15 PM
"Holy Shit"

yoda57us
01-29-2007, 05:41 AM
I don't know what you would call it but the Asian judge gave them a perfect score...

rozz
01-31-2007, 08:00 AM
I was waiting for him to accidentally kick her in the head. Hrmm... and here I thought I was all adventurous. Guess that's one I'll not be trying.

CuriousJ
02-05-2007, 09:22 AM
Thats the reverse Mr.Magoo high center duh ! :O

FBR
02-07-2007, 07:18 PM
Inspired by the video, I tried duplicating it this afternoon with Miss D. I failed miserably from a mechanical point of view. I learned that in order to rotate about a point or generate a solid, harmonic pivoting action, one needs a lever or rotary joint firmly inserted into a mating fixed female clevis or similar receptical. And since any type of inserting, firm or otherwise, has so far been off the table, all I did was slide off her ass and onto the floor. Fortunately, a happy ending was ultimately achieved but I so wanted to report back to you guys that it wasn't trick photography.

FBR

mr_punk
02-09-2007, 08:37 PM
i just knew someone who going to actually attempt it. although, i'm surprised it was you FBR. i thought sandy would be the first to break his neck trying this stunt.

FBR
02-09-2007, 09:15 PM
I admit to a weak moment. But seriously, if you are not firmly imbedded in a pivot point (which I wasnt) the activities shown are impossible. But the upside is she got a couple of cums from my fumblings.

FBR

CheetahTim
02-15-2007, 01:48 AM
I'd call it tricky but if you want a name, how about reverse doggy see-saw? (BTW, I have a dvd that has the full 5 minute clip. This was definetly the most bizzare part.)

lunchbox
02-26-2007, 12:39 PM
Jenny managed to do a 540 on my ass, we later determined that the see-saw action was just for show.

Jenny
02-26-2007, 02:54 PM
^^^
Well, there was also the fact that you screamed like a bitch, so we had to stop before the neighbours called the police.

lunchbox
02-26-2007, 07:49 PM
I knew you would bring that up. It was as close to squealing like a pig as I could get. Your squeezing my ass, and yelling, "Squeal like a pig!" did not help the situation. It's not like I was going to miraculously improve on the spot.


There is just no pleasing some women...

TroJaN SeTrA
03-28-2007, 08:12 PM
Never saw that coming

PrettyCurlieQ
03-28-2007, 11:39 PM
omg the chick in that video looks like a child!:eek:

lunchbox
03-29-2007, 12:43 PM
omg the chick in that video looks like a child!:eek:
Looks Asian to me.

TroJaN SeTrA
03-29-2007, 06:46 PM
He must be deep shes moaning

Embyr
04-04-2007, 01:34 AM
He must be deep shes moaning

dear lord you show your age sometimes... umm, yes, girls only moan when they're in fear of being completely torn apart ... and they're silent through all activity with anything less than 6 inches, including fingers. :O

I'd call it doggy style to scuba practice.

Moneywise
04-04-2007, 07:25 PM
http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=8332

BTW, what would you call this position?
a) the 180 degree inverted missionary slam.
b) the reverse doggie suplex.
c) oww..biatch, call the chiropractor! i just threw out my back.

Drilling for oil.

Jenny
04-04-2007, 08:00 PM
dear lord you show your age sometimes... umm, yes, girls only moan when they're in fear of being completely torn apart ... and they're silent through all activity with anything less than 6 inches, including fingers. :O

Well, my mother told me that ladies shouldn't make noise during sex; otherwise men will think you're a slut. She said I should just lie there quietly and try to move as little as possible.

gameover
04-04-2007, 08:38 PM
Well, my mother told me that ladies shouldn't make noise during sex; otherwise men will think you're a slut. She said I should just lie there quietly and try to move as little as possible.

Sounds like she trained my ex-wife

Jenny
04-04-2007, 08:57 PM
Sounds like she trained my ex-wife
But see? You married her. My mum is on to something.

mr_punk
04-05-2007, 05:22 AM
Well, my mother told me that ladies shouldn't make noise during sex; otherwise men will think you're a slut. She said I should just lie there quietly and try to move as little as possible.smart woman, but it's not because we'll think you're a slut. it's because there's more work involved in comparison to the alternative (http://img.tapuz.co.il/forums/20208414.htm).

RC
07-20-2007, 04:22 PM
I just laughed so hard I actually cried (more at the look on my husbands face)!

GentlemanX
09-23-2007, 10:18 PM
The Seesaw

Sh0t
09-24-2007, 05:28 PM
my cock never stays hard enough for me to try and spin around

once i get in, i pray it doesn't slip out or we're gonna be spending 20 minutes trying to get it back in

Katrine
09-24-2007, 07:17 PM
my cock never stays hard enough for me to try and spin around

once i get in, i pray it doesn't slip out or we're gonna be spending 20 minutes trying to get it back in

That's a joke right?

buffie06
09-25-2007, 02:26 AM
Well, my mother told me that ladies shouldn't make noise during sex; otherwise men will think you're a slut. She said I should just lie there quietly and try to move as little as possible.

Dam then Im a super slut, spank me hard and call me slut slut!!(sorry drank alittle!)

Razzle
10-29-2008, 07:59 PM
Hahahahhaahaha. That was the FUNNIEST thing I've seen in years. HAHAHAHAHA.

MoetATL07
10-30-2008, 01:15 PM
I just sent this to my guy were gonna try tonight report back tomorrow. Probably from the ER when he falls off the hurts himself.

Meleania
01-10-2009, 10:57 PM
He looks like he squished his nuts on her ass when he spun around