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Katrine
01-30-2007, 08:37 PM
http://imdb.com/title/tt0273689/ Its All about Love
I rented this recently, as it was in the scifi section, and had Joaquim and Claire Danes. I hate this movie so much that it angers me to no end. Worst movie EVER!!!
Also, I hated Saw. We watched it at the theatre and were laughing our asses off. I can't believe they've made sequels!
Miami Vice remake wasn't good, but I didn't hate it.
Crank. what an awful movie, total waste of money.
i have more i just cannot think of em right now..
Second this... it was entirely too "actiony." I can see the people who pitched it in my mind: "Random words on the screen! Blurry images! Odd shots of things that mean nothing! Ooh, and a guy shoving rocks of coke up his nose!"
And Showgirls is awesome... if seen on t.v. They digitally imposed bras on the naked women!
cherryripeboy
01-30-2007, 08:49 PM
There is this awful HongKong movie... Saviour of the Soul, bad starwars (kinda) parody. bad movie, baddddddddd.
Oh and Jackie Chan's City Hunter... why oh why is he in that time, he's not even a lecherous pervert.
hardkandee
01-30-2007, 10:24 PM
There is this awful HK movie... Saviour of the Soul, bad starwars (kinda) parody. bad movie, baddddddddd.
I take personal offense to the HK comment. ;) Even though I have no clue what you are talking about.
I nominate Nacho Libre. Pure shit. Stinky ass biscuits.
I vote to veto Wonderland. I thought that was pretty awesome.
The Punk - as I said at the time, I would rather have a severe case of anal ecezema than ever sit through watching The Punk ever again. It was bloody awful!
wahaha I heart you! anal eczema !! awesome!
cherryripeboy
01-30-2007, 10:39 PM
I take personal offense to the HK comment. ;) Even though I have no clue what you are talking about.
LOL HK in this case is Hong Kong.
ROFL.
jaizaine
01-30-2007, 10:50 PM
Just plain bad list:
- AI (artifical intelligence)
- Vanilla Sky (that ending was a cop-out)
So bad they are good:
- all the Friday the 13ths and the Halloweens
supermaruchi
01-31-2007, 01:35 AM
Napoleon Dynamite.
The Lake House.
NapoleonDynamite? <-----brilliant film!~::)
There are alot but I just like to say...
Lord of the Rings I II III most OVERRATED FILM in the world.>:(
WEEZO
01-31-2007, 07:55 AM
Just plain bad list:
- AI (artifical intelligence)
- Vanilla Sky (that ending was a cop-out)
So bad they are good:
- all the Friday the 13ths and the Halloweens
I disagree with Vanilla Sky... I think it's neat... but as for AI... I own it but only for the sheer reason to show it to people.... I love watching them go... WHEN IS THIS GONNA END??? LOL It has like 5 different endings and the actual one is so f*cking ridiculous that they normally crack the fuck up.
Blade
01-31-2007, 08:41 AM
Psychos In Love- 1987
Demons-1985...the ONLY thing that saves this pile of crap is the soundtrack
Taco Goblin
01-31-2007, 12:19 PM
Huh.. I knew I was a movie whore.. but I didn't really realize what a total whore I am. Fully half of the movies y'all are calling the worst ever, I really liked!
Oh well.. glad I'm easily entertained.. at least I'm not let down as often in the theater.
Some more stinkers:
Date Movie
Anaconda
Batman & Robin.. ruined the franchise 'til Bale saved it
Wild Wild West
Roadhouse (or anything with Patrick Swayze)
Battlefield Earth
Chicagoeditor
02-01-2007, 12:10 PM
Agree with Taco above.
Battlefield Earth stands as the worst movie I've ever seen. For me, it remains the gold standard for awful cinema. I pick a bad movie, then imagine watching it again or watching Battlefield Earth. In every case so far, I'd rather re-watch the bad flick than suffer through B.E. again.
hyzenthflay
02-01-2007, 01:50 PM
I can usually tell when a movie will blow, but I was so excited to see A Scanner Darkly.
I am still going WTF?
I didn't watch Miami Vice, but I was on the computer while my boyfriend was. Is it just me or was there almost no dialogue?
madmaxine
02-01-2007, 03:35 PM
Did anyone else like "The Fountain"? I liked the message, but I was still crying tears of laughter at the end. I was looking at the Sexual Symbolism first, & my cynical stripper mind had to laugh.
A lot of people had a "WTF?" response to that film.
When I walked out of the theater I told my friend the movie was better than a tab of acid.
Katrine
02-01-2007, 05:25 PM
Just plain bad list:
- AI (artifical intelligence)
- Vanilla Sky (that ending was a cop-out)
Oh, I love AI, but I'm the only person I know who likes it. I've seen it several times and cry each time! But I like that type of dystopian soft-scifi.
Vanilla Sky is a remake of a spanish film called Abre los Ojos (Open your Eyes). The original was really cool and worked. I was livid at the crappy remake, and so were my friends who I dragged to the theatre with me. I had to buy them ice cream afterwards to soothe their anger at the suckage.
cherryripeboy
02-01-2007, 08:50 PM
Magnolia = WTF?
Sinia
02-01-2007, 08:56 PM
Ghost Ship
House Of Wax (the new one)
The Marine
See No Evil
Anacondas: Search For The Blood Orchid
George of the Jungle II
And it is so very very sad that I have either worked on, or know people who worked on, every single one of these very bad films.
cameronfl
02-01-2007, 09:19 PM
Oh, I love AI, but I'm the only person I know who likes it. I've seen it several times and cry each time! But I like that type of dystopian soft-scifi.
I liked it...not crying over it liked it, but it was ok....
Taco Goblin
02-01-2007, 10:05 PM
Ghost Ship
House Of Wax (the new one)
The Marine
See No Evil
Anacondas: Search For The Blood Orchid
George of the Jungle II
And it is so very very sad that I have either worked on, or know people who worked on, every single one of these very bad films.
Awwwwwww.. I *liked* Ghost Ship. All those people getting cut in half right at the beginning is one of the niftiest scenes ever!
More bad ones:
Leonard Part 6 (Bill Cosby's craptastic movie)
Rocket Man
Fear Dot Com
Superman IV
Dumb and Dumberer
Baby Geniuses
Royal Tennenbaums
Friday the 13th, Jason Takes Manhatten
Rat Race
TheSexKitten
02-02-2007, 11:53 AM
aw man, napolean dynamite was sweet.... it's just so off-kilter
Don't get me wrong, it had some funny-ass characters in it and some good jokes, but it was like:
"zzzzzzzz...... ZzzZzz......."
20 minutes later:
My bf: "Hey, wake up, I think this is a joke!!"
Me: "oh, ok!"
*watches funny part*
Us: "HAHAHAHAHA! :)"
5 minutes later:
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Rine and repeat :(
TheSexKitten
02-02-2007, 11:54 AM
Baby Geniuses
I saw this in theaters with my mom when I was like 7 or something and I STILL thought it was absolute crap. :D
Oh oh oh feel free to disagree, but I have never liked the Scary Movie series. Just not that funny. :(
bikinigirl04
02-02-2007, 12:00 PM
i loved napoleon. love love love! also freddy got fingered...it really doesn't get much stupider than that.
i also loved grease 2. i watched it everyday on a loop for an entire summer when i was like, 11. lol! dancing around and singing those terrible songs...
rusdancer
02-02-2007, 01:59 PM
Couldn't stand Sin City,wanted to walk out after the first 15 min,but didn't because of my glasses (old weak ones,can't see well in dark).Then had trouble sleeping for 2 days.Ironically the only time I went to see a movie by myself.
Didn't like Legally Blonde 2,when she came to DC and changed the law,along with other weird things.
There are some other ones,but I can't remeber now.
Taco Goblin
02-05-2007, 09:38 AM
Oh by the way.. you can add Smoking Aces to the list of worst movies ever.
I can't believe I managed to sit through that whole movie. It was a complete steaming pile.
blondhottie
02-05-2007, 03:13 PM
I know most people will disagree with me on this, but I hated Lord of the Rings! I thought it was the most boring movie ever and I couldn't even finish watching it. I was falling asleep.