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onlythebest
02-15-2006, 04:08 PM
lol....I just met one of my Myspace friends the other day....we went out for drinks, watched a movie and I proceeded to have THE.BEST.SEX.EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
And yes if we want to get all technical that was wrong in soooo many ways.....But you know that lovely thing called instant attraction? Uh huh.......and it didn't hurt that he had a really, really big hammer. LOL.
Lucky for you your guy was hot.This guy that tried this sh*t with me was a 45 year old dude in serious denial about his age.He's one of those types that sucks in his gut when he walks and dyes his hair to cover grays.I can't stand men that won't age gracefully.
AinNY
02-15-2006, 04:18 PM
i met my girlfriend on there....eek:O
Feiticeira
02-15-2006, 04:48 PM
....met my hubby on blogger.... :O
silverandcold
02-15-2006, 05:54 PM
EeeEEEeeewww, OtB
That is yuck
onlythebest
02-15-2006, 06:07 PM
EeeEEEeeewww, OtB
That is yuck
EXACTLY!!!!!
I like older men because they are older.This age denial thing is a HUGE turn-off.
fancygirl
02-15-2006, 06:16 PM
SilverandCold: that is EXACTLY why I like internet dating...sure, I've had my share of shudder-inducing fellows, but I've also had two of the best fucking partners EVER (and yes, I got romantic with them, but "lovers" does not qualify the degree of fuckety fuck fuckingness that occured.) But I met them on match :)
Bella21
02-15-2006, 07:47 PM
Sure you shouldn't have danced for him, sure you shouldn't have trusted him in your place... I mean, he could have even robbed you or something... But, geez! That was pretty forward of him! Creepy.
Amsterdam Genlemens Club
02-15-2006, 10:50 PM
www.myspace.com/theamsterdam
scorpio
02-16-2006, 06:35 PM
http://www.myspace.com/cdjscorpio
no weirdo's. Complete with cute pics of VG and the munchkin.
onlythebest
02-16-2006, 06:38 PM
I have another MS rant.
Why the Hell do people message me and ask me what kind of stuff I like when it says what I like in plain sight in my profile???????Come on people,READ!!!!!!!!!!!
scorpio
02-16-2006, 06:38 PM
Dur...How many times can a woman say that and it totally misses the guys head completely? Im sure he didnt even hear it or act like he didnt hear it.
At least you said it though.
Sorry he was a turd. He is so messed up thinking he can get some after you said 'couch or floor' to him. I swear I think men dont have ears. :P
ummm, because women never say what they mean?:O
AinNY
02-16-2006, 06:51 PM
b/c theyre lookin at your boobs instead ;)
onlythebest
02-16-2006, 06:55 PM
b/c theyre lookin at your boobs instead ;)
:P :P :P
FrustratedBunny
02-16-2006, 06:56 PM
what I want to know is why some guy messages me and asks me plain and simple if I want to meet him and fuck? I even have in my profile that I don't want to meet people to hook up and I don't hook up on the net so wtf? Some people are idiots. geeze.
actually this was his message:
"wanna be fuck buddys?"
shoot me now! :(
MojoJojo
02-16-2006, 09:29 PM
Men want me.
Women want to be me......
..................wait....that's not right..................
Yer my favorite MySpace weirdo.
pumpkin22
02-16-2006, 11:47 PM
I'm so addicted to myspace! I need some stripper chicks (and fans of strippers) on my friend lists, so add away!
my "professional" profile (http://www.myspace.com/morganelainemodel)
my personal profile (http://www.myspace.com/axelsmama)
revente305
02-20-2006, 12:17 AM
Be careful girl . But from some of the posts here I didnt realize once you receive a ld that friendship is not an option . Is that the opinion of most dancers ? sorry it was just kind of spun into the topic ..
thats ottrue i met one of my best friends now at a club i got a lap danc from her and it didn' chang anything/. we do hav sex once in awhile but even if we didn't wed still be cool. its just harder to find guys who after geting one can be ok wih just friendship. gotta understand its just business most of the time.
revente305
02-20-2006, 12:45 AM
anyone hear of the beta myspace for adults only ?
GoldCoastGirl
02-20-2006, 04:35 AM
anyone hear of the beta myspace for adults only ? http://www.iguzar.com/mymaturespace.com/member/setting/?edit=profile
http://www.xpeeps.com/ is also a similiar 'adults only' myspace. I have a profile (http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=27337) over there that I plan to eventually use and have goldcoastgirl.info point towards (instead of my current myspace one).
http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=27337 (under construction)
We'll see...
Sasha04
02-20-2006, 11:57 AM
Here's mine:
http://www.myspace.com/giselle007
:P :)
Pamela
02-20-2006, 07:26 PM
As some of you know i have a 'thing' for serial killers. Dahmer was the best. But a sick fuck none the less....had to put a caption or i would have gotten banged off....Lol.
Here it is with the words i put on.....i'm such a sick fuck!!!!! Lol. Not really i read about them and learn >:( The bastards!
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/Pamla_/PAM_DAHMER.jpg
MySpace a place to fuck around at times too! :)
former_LV_dancer
02-20-2006, 09:53 PM
Originally Posted by Pamela
As some of you know i have a 'thing' for serial killers. Dahmer was the best. But a sick fuck none the less....had to put a caption or i would have gotten banged off....Lol.
Here it is with the words i put on.....i'm such a sick fuck!!!!! Lol. Not really i read about them and learn >:( The bastards!
He got somewhat what he deserved, being killed in prison. I'm from Milwaukee....and when all that happened it was FUCKIN' creepy to say the least. I remember it all when he got caught.
One of the sickest fucks ever from WI was Ed Gein. *shudders*...he was insane! Made things like lamp shades, belts and furniture out of his victims....*shudders again*
Don't feel bad....my guilty pleasure is reading about mobsters. And living in NYC now there is a good story just about every other day in the news here!
Sienna_TX
02-22-2006, 06:17 PM
Just put a profile up, http://www.myspace.com/xoxosienna
:)
big_daddyII
02-22-2006, 11:54 PM
Can't add you with out name or email?
onlythebest
02-28-2006, 09:25 PM
Rant time!!!!!!!!
I am so f*cking sick of guys on that site thinking that after just a few emails back and forth,you are their girlfriend and become EXTREMELY clingy.Yes,I have said I would meet up with them and just hang out,but things can change over a period of time.When I meet someone that wants to have dinner or drinks,am I supposed to say,"Oops,I can't.I'm supposed to be 'what's his name's gal pal/hang out buddy' so I'm gonng have to take a rain check"?????IDIOTS,IT'S JUST MYSPACE,QUIT TAKING IT SO F*CKING SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!
sassysummer
02-28-2006, 10:21 PM
here's mine.. http://www.myspace.com/hotsummer76
Yekhefah
02-28-2006, 10:34 PM
I just joined today. Wish I'd waited before I chose my permanent name; I hate mine. All the good ones were taken so I let my stupid friend pick it. Oh well.
I need friends; I look like a dork with just Tom sitting there.
kryssy
03-01-2006, 01:58 AM
So after adding yourself you can't add anyone right?
onlythebest
03-01-2006, 02:00 AM
So after adding yourself you can't add anyone right?
Huh???You can't be your own friend,LOL.
kryssy
03-01-2006, 02:02 AM
no I can't add anyone else from this board
onlythebest
03-01-2006, 02:15 AM
That's odd.I don't know what to say.Try sending Tom a message saying what the problem is.
Silverback
03-02-2006, 09:08 PM
i am not into this freinds trying to find dates for freinds but this colleague of mine was looking at your profile and might have a crush on you. we are trying to find her a good partner, everyone in our group has someone. u seem like a cute good hearted person,we voted 3-1 for u, here look at our freind and see if u are interested, Here is the link
I've gotten this message from 4 different ( as far as I can tell) non-people.
Anyone else? :-\
big_daddyII
03-02-2006, 09:52 PM
I've gotten this message from 4 different ( as far as I can tell) non-people.
Anyone else? :-\
YES I get them all the time and hate it!
My message box says I have 13 messages but don't show any. I emailed them but have not heard anything out of them in a week.
onlythebest
03-02-2006, 10:06 PM
I've gotten this message from 4 different ( as far as I can tell) non-people.
Anyone else? :-\
Huh,how does that happen?????
blondhottie
03-03-2006, 04:56 AM
OTB...sorry that happened to you and I'm glad you're safe. And to the people who are blaming her for letting him crash at her place, she clearly said to him that he could sleep on the couch or on the floor, not in her bed. A guy who is 45 years old should know that if she was interested in him at all, she would have him sleep in bed with her. If he didn't listen to her, that's his own fault. Next time just be a bitch and tell him to get a hotel room if he's too tired to drive home, LOL.
onlythebest
03-03-2006, 05:08 AM
OTB...sorry that happened to you and I'm glad you're safe. And to the people who are blaming her for letting him crash at her place, she clearly said to him that he could sleep on the couch or on the floor, not in her bed. A guy who is 45 years old should know that if she was interested in him at all, she would have him sleep in bed with her. If he didn't listen to her, that's his own fault. Next time just be a bitch and tell him to get a hotel room if he's too tired to drive home, LOL.
Thank you Blondhottie,for seeing my side of things.Yeah,that guy had seriously no clue at his age.That sounds like something a young,clueless college kid would do,not a middle-aged man.He got all butt-hurt when I finally told him I wasn't interested.For the record,when he was pressing his sh*t up against me,I thought to myself,"Damn,that's all this guy has???"LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah,I think there's not gonna be a next time.;)
Feiticeira
03-04-2006, 01:12 AM
Dunno if I posted mine, but its http://www.myspace.com/corsicafire
Myspace the movie!
I'm sure most of you have seen, but if not, watch.
As much as I hate that site, I couldn't stay away.
I'm gonna see if I can use it to find more local fighters and find some new trainer partners.
Jenny
03-11-2006, 12:38 PM
That's EXACTLY what happened.Thanks for understanding.
When I first read this, I admit I thought "Why would you EVER invite a customer to sleep at your house?" Or, for that matter, a stranger. Just don't do that - I mean, for crying out loud, they can STEAL things. But, on the other hand, I think we're leaving something out here; you might not blame the guy for making a move. You might not blame the guy for assuming that she wanted to sleep with him (sorry, OTB, but really). But do guys GENERALLY express this by waiting until the object of their desire is asleep and then creeping up and mauling her? Really, that has never happened to me. Most guy's tend to start with a kiss (like while she is awake) or a simple question, like "can I sleep in the bed?" Whether or not allowing him to spend the night was a really weird thing to do, the guy clearly knew she wasn't interested or he would have raised the issue when she gave him a pillow for the couch (like "what do you mean, can't I sleep with you after we have the sex?", and good night and retired, you know, without indicating that there would be sex (Like, "wait a minute, aren't you forgetting something?" while unzipping his pants). So he was clearly trying to exert pressure, and that isn't a nice thing to do.
Sometimes chicks invite you to sleep next to them without having sex with them. This is known as being a "cuddle bitch."
Women who do this have a spot reserved for them close to one of Hell's inner circles.
So not even being asked to sleep in the same bed is a good indicator these days.
Maybe the guy thought she wanted one of those fantasies where the woman is sleeping and is awakened and ravaged from her slumber by a dashing man of power.
OTB's scenario is a very common one, but the key ingredient is missing. The chick invites the guy over, with sex as a possibility. He shows up, is dorky or otherwise unattractive, so to cover her ass, the chick runs the "omg why would you assume I wanted sex" bit.
I've done it with chicks, and I stole it from women.
onlythebest
03-11-2006, 12:52 PM
He invited himself over to my place.He said verbatim,"I've been up since 5AM and I don't wanna drive 90 miles all the way home,so I'm gonna have to crash at your place."That's why I offered my floor or couch.Being nice doesn't pay sometimes.
How come the minute I join myspace, I get 17 friend requests from women who are the exact opposite of my preferred type?
This time I won't delete my profile though, I will soldier through it.
onlythebest
03-11-2006, 01:01 PM
Yeah,you've been playing musical profile.You in it for good this time???
Yea I'm gonna stay in as best I can. with some support and guidance, i might make it.
I see my boy John is a friend of yours too heh. He rules. He watches me say the dumbest shit to chicks, including going into a club in PB where a chick told me her name, I didn't like it, so I called her something else for the remainder of the time.
Jenny
03-11-2006, 01:06 PM
Sometimes chicks invite you to sleep next to them without having sex with them. This is known as being a "cuddle bitch."
Yeah, this might have happened once. But generally, unless you have a well established relationship of NOT having sex, women will not do this. For example - I would share a bed (non sexually) with one of my roommates, my sister and one other girlfriend if circumstances, for some reason required it (and generally, a suitable couch would vitiate such circumstances). If I had a male friend with whom I had a similar relationship, I might consider it to be perfectly normal.
Women who do this have a spot reserved for them close to one of Hell's inner circles.
Hey, if you don't want to just cuddle, by all means say no. Go sleep on the couch or go the fuck home. If they physically prevent this, that would be "Cuddle rape".
Maybe the guy thought she wanted one of those fantasies where the woman is sleeping and is awakened and ravaged from her slumber by a dashing man of power.
Hmm.
No.
The reason that this is clearly bullshit is because that is NOT how people role play. In fact there is a whole set of rules in place specifically so people will not sexually assault each other (No, you honour, I thought that she wanted one of those fantasies in which she said "no, no, please stop..." People organize that shit IN ADVANCE.
OTB's scenario is a very common one, but the key ingredient is missing. The chick invites the guy over, with sex as a possibility. He shows up, is dorky or otherwise unattractive, so to cover her ass, the chick runs the "omg why would you assume I wanted sex" bit.
Well, she COULD go with "I'm sorry, but I though you'd be a LOT more fuckable. You are horribly ugly, so you can just go now" but that would be downright rude. The "I'm just looking to be friends" is really a lot nicer.
I've done it with chicks, and I stole it from women.
Well, good for you honey. I don't think you should have sex with ANYONE you don't want to. I also think it is nice to be not rude to people (or as unrude as the circumstances allow). So, hey. Go women!
onlythebest
03-11-2006, 01:07 PM
You are too hilarious,Sh0t!!!
X Evan X
03-12-2006, 02:35 AM
Me
www.myspace/goofyfuck
Riot Radio
www.myspace/welovestrippers
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TROU8LE~
03-17-2006, 09:58 PM
Yea.. I go onto this site at times too. : 0 Check me out if ya want. I just might knowww you. lol. -lada sexygurls
http://www.myspace.com/57389671
kikin
03-18-2006, 06:08 AM
Wow, I am up way too early. I recently got a myspace account and I didn't invite anyone yet, but some people I don't even know added themselves as my friends. I didn't know you could add yourself as a friend to someone's myspace without their permission. ::)
kikin
03-18-2006, 06:13 AM
For example - I would share a bed (non sexually) with one of my roommates, my sister and one other girlfriend if circumstances, for some reason required it (and generally, a suitable couch would vitiate such circumstances). If I had a male friend with whom I had a similar relationship, I might consider it to be perfectly normal.
I slept every night with one of my ex-girlfriends for 5 months before she finally permitted me to pierce her barrier. I'm glad I didn't pressure her because the wait was pretty damn worth it--she was a virgin.