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DylanAngel
04-25-2007, 08:56 AM
A former girlfriend of mine was not a shaver by any stretch. She had major "Jungle Bush". ....and on some days, it looked like she had Don King in a head-lock.


Scary ain't it?

Now that was classic!!!!;D

southstbabe
04-25-2007, 09:43 AM
Bigger is better, if you're talking about diamonds and closets. - Unknown

lolitachick
04-25-2007, 12:46 PM
I LOVE the Daily Show, so here:

Jon Stewart: [regarding the lawsuit against Napster] The judgment marks a key victory for the recording industry, in its aggressive battle against poor high school students and fun.

[President Bush makes a speech about NASCAR promoting values]
Jon Stewart: Values like burning as much gas as you can so you can drive around an oval for hours.

Jon Stewart: Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

Too political? Sorry. I'll try to find more.

Lysondra
04-26-2007, 08:45 PM
Bigger is better, if you're talking about diamonds and closets and cock. - Unknown

Just adding.

Emiliana
05-01-2007, 05:00 AM
"strippers are the most confident and fearsome of all creatures with vaginas." from ViolaStrings:D

snoopy
05-05-2007, 05:23 PM
wallet full of 20s and 'needs' financial aid? sounds like a stripper...c'mon, that there's just flat-out funny. ;D

snoopy
05-17-2007, 06:23 AM
Don't be disappointed when a chipmunk on speed type voice comes outta my hot little body!now we gotta have dim sum together, just so i can witness this spectacle!



i'm just kidding. *wub* :-*

snoopy
05-19-2007, 08:01 PM
I'm too in love with myself to share.ditto what lj said in her post above! ;D

madmaxine
05-21-2007, 07:23 PM
"The only handicap strippers are allowed to work with is mental illness."- Lady Gwen, a stripper.

(Come on, don't get pissed off at us, you know it happens.)

snoopy
05-22-2007, 10:51 AM
I'd like the power to make stupid people shut up.super-heroine-tigersmilk! ;D

snoopy
05-28-2007, 08:16 AM
"by the way theres a ravishing timeless quality to you...from what i can gather from internet-posted photographs at least" - poster from myspace

snoopy
05-31-2007, 09:36 PM
"You think you're hot shit on a silver platter, but you're just a cold booger on a paper plate"i just love graphic poetry. ;D

gingerlee
05-31-2007, 09:44 PM
"The only handicap strippers are allowed to work with is mental illness."- Lady Gwen, a stripper.

(Come on, don't get pissed off at us, you know it happens.)

:rotfl: That's effing funny.

BmiWMT14
06-01-2007, 12:46 PM
Hmmm, see, people like this make me wish I had a magic wand. Then I could wave a wand over deserving people and BAM! They'de have a terrible case of the trots.


I laughed, I cried.... two thumbs up for that line!

christian211
06-01-2007, 02:40 PM
The mystery of gov't is not how Washington works but how to make it stop- P.J. O' Rourke

Budai
06-04-2007, 06:24 PM
"The kind of humor I like is the thing that
makes me laugh for five seconds
and think for ten minutes."
William Davis

TigersMilk
06-14-2007, 03:58 PM
A guy licked my armpit last night. My dog licked my armpit today. Aren't the similarities between men and animals amazing?


That was just too funny to not put in here.

Paintbaby
06-14-2007, 06:16 PM
"Action is character." --F. Scott Fitzgerald

"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit."---?

hazmatt24
06-14-2007, 06:47 PM
that makes about as much sense as wiping before you poop - Larry The Cable Guy

StevieStar7
06-29-2007, 08:09 PM
Awakening others carries tremendous responsibilities ;)

StevieStar7
06-29-2007, 08:58 PM
“One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.”
~James Earl Jones

Lysondra
07-02-2007, 07:54 PM
*dance dance dance* Woohoo!

snoopy
07-04-2007, 10:42 AM
A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. - Woody Allen in "Annie Hall"

snoopy
07-19-2007, 09:21 PM
Sometimes I wear a T-Shirt that says "NO ASSHOLES".

It doesn't really work. I got one in disguise. He is an undercover asshole...;D..

short skirts
07-19-2007, 09:31 PM
"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?"

DING DING DING DING!!! Move to the head of the class! YOU get a star for the day!

This goes back to Chris Rock, "Would you like some DICK with that?"!

short skirts
07-19-2007, 09:33 PM
..;D..

Hehe thanks, too bad I'm for REAL!!!!!!!!! Minus the T-Shirt and all!;D

BlackSheEp3
07-19-2007, 09:34 PM
"Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast"
from the joint, Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
by
Geto Boys

short skirts
07-19-2007, 09:41 PM
"Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast"
from the joint, Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
by
Geto Boys


........just call me The Gangster Of Love!!!!!!!!

How many ppl know THAT?????????

I was listening to that when I wrecked my brand new '92 Mustang GT.

CLASSIC song, love it!!!!;D

BlackSheEp3
07-19-2007, 09:47 PM
........just call me The Gangster Of Love!!!!!!!!

How many ppl know THAT?????????

I was listening to that when I wrecked my brand new '92 Mustang GT.

CLASSIC song, love it!!!!;D

lol never heard of it, RIP to your Pony.

short skirts
07-19-2007, 09:52 PM
lol never heard of it, RIP to your Pony.

ok so I'm LOST!!!!!!!!! what are YOU referring to so I can be on da same page????/:O

thank you!!!!!!!!!!

BlackSheEp3
07-19-2007, 11:18 PM
ok so I'm LOST!!!!!!!!! what are YOU referring to so I can be on da same page????/:O

thank you!!!!!!!!!!

I never heard of that song/quote, and RIP to your pony is may your Ford Mustang be in a better place.

snoopy
07-20-2007, 07:11 AM
........just call me The Gangster Of Love!!!!!!!!

How many ppl know THAT?????????

I was listening to that when I wrecked my brand new '92 Mustang GT.

CLASSIC song, love it!!!!ah, these younglings don't remember the classics, skirts.

uh, waitaminute, are you talkin' about the joker one or the jesse james one? :O

eh, i guess it doesn't matter, same year. ;)

snoopy
07-24-2007, 11:42 AM
I deal with mostly twatwaffles with a few asshats thrown in!it's not from this site but it's too funny not to share here. ;D

snoopy
07-24-2007, 11:54 AM
He is a festering boil on the ass of society.some good 'uns today! ;D

snoopy
07-26-2007, 07:13 AM
Why is it when my mom answers the phone or leaves a voicemail she raises her voice 10 levels of nag?i think it's in the mom/dad handbook.

luckily for my kids, i lose tech manuals very quickly. ;D

snoopy
08-02-2007, 12:54 PM
I always thought that porn was penetration/oral/etc....not just A Picture Of Cooter.cooter. i luffs it. ;D

maximvsv
08-02-2007, 01:56 PM
I like a William Steakley line: You are what you do when it counts

And from Where The Buffalo Roam, "As your attorney, I advise that we should leave this place at once" "Donate? My blood?" "You always knew this could happen" and "Nothing good can come from this".

snoopy
08-05-2007, 07:48 PM
I made the You Have A Small Peen sign at him, which is thankfully a universal sign.paige is simply a 'quote goldmine'. ;D

crizgolfer
08-08-2007, 04:21 AM
It's the fool who plays it cool, and makes the world a colder place - the Beatles, some song

Hey Jude

snoopy
08-14-2007, 08:20 PM
This dude obviously is only a poop stain on the underwear of life.the guy in question really is a piece of crap though. ;D

snoopy
08-20-2007, 05:27 AM
I'd just like to go on the record in stating I dislike you not because you aren't white, but because you suck.not meant to flame tempers even more but i just thought it was quote-worthy.

snoopy
08-28-2007, 06:09 PM
Well, as you're considered sausage, you have the honor of paying for cookies. Cash only - no credit, no checks!sausage? i always thought i was more 'milk bone'. :P whatevah.

britt244
08-28-2007, 06:13 PM
not meant to flame tempers even more but i just thought it was quote-worthy.

hahaha i lol'ed like crazy when she said that!

RedHairedGirl
08-28-2007, 08:37 PM
OMG I always say: "I've got lady wood." .. people take it different ways though .. some think I mean my nipples are hard, some just take it as me saying I'm excited... lol, I guess I mean it figuratively and literally!! :)

I always liked the phrase "wide-on" -- as opposed to a hard-on, ie: That boy just gave me a wide-on. :-)

Fave non-SW quote, though, goes to Leonard Cohen, from "Anthem": "There's a crack in everything; that's how the light gets in."

ExoticEngineer
09-01-2007, 03:06 PM
I can live by my wits just as well as my tits.

This was fantastic.

snoopy
09-05-2007, 12:04 PM
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results." - Benjamin Franklin via Budai

Alaska
09-05-2007, 04:35 PM
Pretty much everything Budai said in "If a tree falls in the forest..." and everywhere else, highlights including:

"I believe that BS3 in particular possesses savant abilities that enable him to generate amazingly puerile threads effortlessly."

"Yea whatever, Don DJOser ;)"

snoopy
09-10-2007, 07:17 AM
Putting it bluntly, you have a face and body that makes boys want to immediately hook your feet behind your ears and go at it.....But when you say no, their erections shrivel and their balls swell.'ladies only' but funny as heck. ;D

hazmatt24
09-13-2007, 12:03 PM
here's a sig from over off my board

Try replacing common phrases like cock juggling thunder cunt with things like Catholic youth minister

-Matt

snoopy
09-14-2007, 06:18 AM
Guys over 30, we're like duct tape. Why?

Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together...bravo, dude! ;D