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Alaska
09-15-2007, 04:04 PM
^^ dude what the hell? I was reading like like "best...quote...ever..." and THEN looked at the author...I am so hot for that man it's embarrassing}:D
Lysondra
09-17-2007, 07:35 AM
All this because I think guys over 30 are the only ones worth fucking. Hee.
Budai
09-17-2007, 07:29 PM
Guys over 30, we're like duct tape. Why?
Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together...
bravo, dude! ;D
I can't take full credit for that quote, Snoop! :(
Why? Because the "Guys over 30, we're like duct tape. Why?" part belongs to me, but it was inspired by Carl Zwanzig's amazing "Duct tape is like The Force..." metaphor.
The weird thing about Carl Zwanzig is that he's Google-resistant to everything but that amazing quote; it's seems to be his only Internet attribute. Can anybody shed light on the identity of this obscure guru?
^^ dude what the hell? I was reading like like "best...quote...ever..." and THEN looked at the author...I am so hot for that man it's embarrassing}:D
Hey, 'Laska!
My ears and cheeks are burning, and it sounds like the ocean is roaring in my ears :-[ ...Since I'm sharing the credit, maybe we should ménage à trois with Carl Z.? }:D
maximvsv
10-01-2007, 09:05 AM
ME-"Sorry, hun I can't arrest you".
Him- Aww why not?
ME- Because stupidity isn't a crime...your free to go.
I liked that one
snoopy
11-13-2007, 01:07 PM
^^^still extending that topic ;D
You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever. - Mr Ron White
snoopy
01-15-2008, 02:42 PM
There is a taste for every flavor.
i like that quote. unfortunately, the world's mostly vanilla. :D
AudreyLeigh
01-15-2008, 04:00 PM
Dont hate the player, hate the game
:D
Make your money, dont let your money make you
G-Real
01-15-2008, 07:19 PM
the what do women look for thread made me think of this...
"You choose your friends, your friends choose you."
AudreyLeigh
01-15-2008, 07:34 PM
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose
But you cant pick your friends nose
~Unknown
Budai
01-15-2008, 09:09 PM
"The body is your instrument in dance, but your art is outside that creature, the body."
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Polekitten
01-16-2008, 06:14 AM
"Some people say what I do isn't very liberating. I say it's pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes work. " - Dita von Teese
Budai
01-16-2008, 07:16 AM
"Business is other people's money."
- Delphine de Girardin
beautiful.
01-16-2008, 01:03 PM
"That's what she said" -Michael Scott from The Office
snoopy
03-19-2008, 08:36 PM
MY boobs hurt too much to read. ;D lol!
snoopy
04-03-2008, 07:33 PM
As long as my son wasn't Sweatpants Boner Man, I wouldn't mind.i need a pic of this anti-superhero.
please? ;D
snoopy
06-30-2008, 08:18 PM
Yea buddy your over use of old spice and beer breathe totally can get me off with a single whiff. :rotfl: Choo Choo! Pathetic bus all aboard!choo-choo?
eh, it's still funny. ;D
audrey.mtl
01-03-2014, 07:02 PM
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." - Klaus Kinski
Has anyone taken this? I want.