View Full Version : A few questions for all strippers
LilyLove
03-07-2007, 11:50 PM
Well Zerg, you certainly are enthusiastic, so...
1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?
a. kindness
b. physical attraction/ chemistry (this is not dependent on looks BTW)
c. the way their mind works: inquisitive, analytical, thoughtful
2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?
Our job is to entertain you, which means you probably want us to pretend we like you even if we don't. But we might actually like you as a person, so not always.
BUT: we don' wanna date you. Sorry, you're our customer, and business is business
3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?
Here's a thousand dollars for being hot. Well, I haven't heard that one personally, but I'd sure like to!
4. What is your favorite videogame?
Ahhh the classic: Super Maria Bros 3 all the way!
5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
elves
echomadison
03-07-2007, 11:59 PM
1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?
Intelligence, respect, sense of humor, attractiveness, LARGE PENIS
2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?
Ey, does a bear shit in the woods?
3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?
As soon as a guy approaches me (outside the club), he has already made the wrong move!
4. What is your favorite videogame?
FF7 and Haunting Ground
5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
I dont think I would just crawl on into a random underground cave on a deserted island....that sounds like asking for trouble. Do I have a flashlight? If I do, I would check it out first with the light before doing any crawling. Do I have a man with me? If so I would send him in first and then ask him what he saw!
Glamazon
03-08-2007, 12:09 AM
I can't believe I just read this entire, pathetic thread.
*yawn*
ZergRushkekeke
03-08-2007, 12:24 AM
oh troll, your low level replies bore me. *yawn*
Chrissy68,
I am sorry to hear my charm has failed to interest you. Do you have any advice on how I should construct my future posts?
Thank you for any input!
ZergRushkekeke
03-08-2007, 12:27 AM
I'd go up and say hi. Pretty simple.
Ok, hypothetical situation:
You walk up to a superb-looking young man and say hi. He says hi back to you. What is your plan of action after this point?
ZergRushkekeke
03-08-2007, 12:34 AM
4. What is your favorite videogame?
Ahhh the classic: Super Maria Bros 3 all the way!
5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
elves
4. Very nice choice indeed. Next to Starcraft, this is possibly my favorite game ever. You apparently have great taste in videogames, and this is something you should be proud of.
5. How many elves? How big are they?
Thanks as always!
LilyLove
03-08-2007, 12:35 AM
I'm not CorsicaFire, but here's what I'd do: initiate a conversation! Ask how his day is going, make a comment regarding our location or situation, anything!
I have a quesion for you. Are these questions hypothetical or are they intended to help you pick up women? If so, are you trying to pick up strippers in particular? Or, are you just curious? Or, maybe you have another reason??
BalletBaby
03-08-2007, 12:37 AM
Are you high?
PookaShell
03-08-2007, 12:38 AM
I wish POOKA were high whilst reading it. It would be worth a good giggle.
3. If you were to choose one of the following pickup lines, which would it be?
a) "You look like dessert. I'd like to put you in a dish and eat you up." or
b) "You have a pretty nose. If I collected noses, I'd put yours on top of the good pile."
Definitely the nose one. If someone told me they wanted my nose in a pile. I'd start humping their boots.
5. I apologize as this question was somewhat unclear, although it is not a trick question. I meant, what do you see inside the cave? It can be nothing, or any number of things. Completely up to your imagination.
- Then I see the keys to the jet I needed to get off the island, and a kabillion dollars
LilyLove
03-08-2007, 12:38 AM
As for the elves, inexplicably, they were quite keebler-esque. I think I just want cookies.
LilyLove
03-08-2007, 12:40 AM
I'll add to that: they were making Girl Scout cookies: Thin Mints!
ZergRushkekeke
03-08-2007, 12:40 AM
1. Intelligence, respect, sense of humor, attractiveness, LARGE PENIS
2. Ey, does a bear shit in the woods?
5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
I dont think I would just crawl on into a random underground cave on a deserted island....that sounds like asking for trouble. Do I have a flashlight? If I do, I would check it out first with the light before doing any crawling. Do I have a man with me? If so I would send him in first and then ask him what he saw!
1. Interesting response. How big of a penis would you say is required?
2. I will admit I have never witnessed a bear shitting in any vicinity, nor have I read any literature on the shitting habits of bears. I will do some research on this as well.
5. Fair enough. Say you have a flashlight. You shine it into the cave - What do you see?
Thank you for taking the time to respond!
LilyLove
03-08-2007, 12:41 AM
BTW, you are a really weird troll.
Chrissy68
03-08-2007, 12:42 AM
Are you high?
:rotfl:
"just instruct me on how to become so if i am not. or maybe instruct me on how to act so as one does not think i am high. thanks as always."
ZergRushkekeke
03-08-2007, 12:44 AM
I can't believe I just read this entire, pathetic thread.
*yawn*
Once again, I am sorry that my thread has failed to interest you. However, I do think it is laudable that you took the time to read through it, and commend you on being a trooper!
LilyLove
03-08-2007, 12:45 AM
:rotfl:
"just instruct me on how to become so if i am not. or maybe instruct me on how to act so as one does not think i am high. thanks as always."
AHAHAHAHA! He really does sound like a "bot"
BalletBaby
03-08-2007, 12:48 AM
I've been reading this whole thread and its just like :loco:, but quite amusing at the same time. So who wants to get high?
Chrissy68
03-08-2007, 12:49 AM
;D
ill smoke a joint and pour some liquor for my homies..
BalletBaby
03-08-2007, 12:55 AM
;D
ill smoke a joint and pour some liquor for my homies..
Whoo-hoo! Save some for me please! :detective(closest thing to smoking a joint I could find)
ZergRushkekeke
03-08-2007, 12:57 AM
I have a quesion for you. Are these questions hypothetical or are they intended to help you pick up women? If so, are you trying to pick up strippers in particular? Or, are you just curious? Or, maybe you have another reason??
Of my original five questions, only the last one is hypothetical (by necessity, I would imagine...unless anyone here actually has experience being on a deserted island and entering a cave. In which case, I would love to hear about it!).
As far as my motives go, in a nutshell, I am curious. And I thank all who have replied so far for satiating that curiosity.
ZergRushkekeke
03-08-2007, 01:03 AM
I'll add to that: they were making Girl Scout cookies: Thin Mints!
Excellent choice, I love the Thin Mints as well.
Did you know that in 2007 they are introducing a new Girl Scout cookie called "Lemonades"? They are to be stamped in the shape of a sliced lemon, with tangy lemon icing. I can hardly wait!
Chrissy68
03-08-2007, 01:03 AM
IMO his trollin behind is just trying to get us to give him free time so he doesn't have to pay for it IRL.
*from here forth you must pay $5 to ask questions. enter your credit card info below and donate to the site. thanks for playing.*
Emily
03-08-2007, 01:05 AM
Whoo-hoo! Save some for me please! :detective(closest thing to smoking a joint I could find)
you didn't see this guy?
:bong:
and there's the trippy guy
:trip:
and there are a bunch of drinking ones....
BalletBaby
03-08-2007, 01:12 AM
you didn't see this guy?
:bong:
and there's the trippy guy
:trip:
and there are a bunch of drinking ones....
Whoa we have a bong! No I didn't but I've been up a while and my eye's start to hurt when lookin at my computer for prolonged periods. And this being SW I can't go to bed now!
BrunetteGoddess
03-08-2007, 01:33 AM
Ok, hypothetical situation:
You walk up to a superb-looking young man and say hi. He says hi back to you. What is your plan of action after this point?
I'd probably try to find common interests. If he's as into cars as I am, he's automatically in- for the time being.
I don't know anymore. When I was single guys usually came up to me. And now that I'm married I don't think about it anymore.
BrunetteGoddess
03-08-2007, 01:37 AM
Sup Bro?
Bah! :rotfl:
I love you Chrissy.
flickad
03-08-2007, 02:07 AM
1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man? Looks, intelligence, understanding, open-mindedness.
2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on? Of course, though I never have. I'm a complete prude.
3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard? I've never heard a good pick up line.
4. What is your favorite videogame? Maybe Sonic The Hedgehog or Streetfighter II.
5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see? How the fuck should I know?
Chrissy68
03-08-2007, 02:09 AM
Bah! :rotfl:
I love you Chrissy.
and i you, beautiful CF!
your avatar totally makes me smile miss in-love!
Cally
03-08-2007, 02:32 AM
*blinks*
This thread...
Is by far...
The worse one...
Yet...
'Sup Bro? was soooooooooooooo much better... hell even TK was better ::)
This is just retarded and a waste of web space.
Chrissy68
03-08-2007, 02:45 AM
fo' shizzle.
Djoser
03-08-2007, 03:17 AM
Here's a great pickup line, among other classics recommended to some poor lonely guy in this forum for porn hackers, by an Italian lawyer (well, so he claimed to be) who was trying desperately to steal my girlfriend whom I brought into the forum.
"You are so beautiful, I feel as though a rock has fallen from the sky onto my head!"
Chrissy68
03-08-2007, 03:40 AM
thats a total neg. (negative compliment)
apparently the mystery method of picking up women is based around those (negs)..
what a tool. doesn't he know you are so much cooler than him, being that you are Djoser? durhhh italian lawyer guy!
Bridgette
03-08-2007, 03:44 AM
Oh brother. ANOTHER one ::)
1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?
In the club: MONEY. LOTS OF MONEY.
In real life: A big dick. Nice hands. Dark skin and hair. Nice fat lips.
But since you asked this to STRIPPERS, you are a PL and all I want from you is MONEY. Besides, if you had the other qualities I named, you wouldn't be here posting this crap.
2. Is it true that some dancers sometimes lead their customers on?Yes. Duh. I can tell just from your first post that you would be one of those guys who gets led on.
3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?"Sorry, I wasn't aware of the circumference of the table base so I misjudged the distance to push the chair back."
Seriously.
4. What is your favorite videogame?I'm a pac-man and donkey kong kid.
5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?I wouldn't just decide to crawl into some random cave on a deserted island. I'd find a big stick and poke around first. But I'd rather find a big dick to poke around with ;D
Djoser
03-08-2007, 04:35 AM
thats a total neg. (negative compliment)
apparently the mystery method of picking up women is based around those (negs)..
what a tool. doesn't he know you are so much cooler than him, being that you are Djoser? durhhh italian lawyer guy!
No, Chrissy, he was just using the dumbest metaphor for being smitten ever. This happened 3 years ago. He gave this lonely guy two long lists of the dumbest pick-up lines, each one was funnier than the last, we were laughing insanely when we read the list. The language difference made them funnier, he wasn't quite fluent with English. Maybe they would have been suave in Italian.
I was just imagining this poor lonely dude he was trying to help being humiliated when he tried some of the lines and got the inevitable reaction.
On the other hand, if the girl had a sense of humor some of them might have worked, lol!
GoldCoastGirl
03-08-2007, 06:02 AM
what is this for? are you trying to get ideas for good pick up lines to use in the club?
I am also very very curious as to the point of all these questions.
Call me jaded. Call me cynical. It looks like you are wanting advice on how to date strippers without coming out and saying it obviously... and you seem to have alot of questions.......plus why us in particular? Are you conducting some sort of research for some sort of study or something?
BrunetteGoddess
03-08-2007, 06:03 AM
Ack, I love your avatar GCG!
GoldCoastGirl
03-08-2007, 06:13 AM
;D Just changed it. I dunno. Moment of inspiration ! ;D Got sick of looking at myself and rather look at my darling Queen whilst she is with me both online and off-line. She looks better IRL naturally! ;D
You can JUST see the pink soft claws I have recently had put on her paws since she doesn't look after her claws anymore. Her normal claws were rather 'ratty' looking and I figured this might help her be more comfortable since she doesn't look after herself as much anymore (due to the cancer).
Now back to the troll. :laughing:
1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?
2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?
4. What is your favorite videogame?
Oh yeah there are dancers that will lead customers on. But then again, the guys for the most part WANT the girls to act like that their interested in them and love dancing erotically for them...
Favorite videogame I'm playing right now: Dragon Quest 8
Lola Rose
03-08-2007, 03:22 PM
I am sorry that you feel that way. I feel like I would truly make the most of these lines that you have stashed away. I like to think I exude confidence. My APM may be a bit on the low side, but I didn't rack up thousands of wins over battle.net by being a low-confident underachiever.
But as always, I appreciate your thoughts!
omg! at least the sup bro put up a decent fight.... that was pathetic.
and, um.... thousands of wins at an internet game doesn't mean you could pick up a chick, espically one with the same level of quality we have here on SW! duh!
you should try this site:
and this:
and um, are you a SC customer? b/c this site is for dancers, custys, and those otherwise involved in ^ those topics.
21stcenturyfox
03-08-2007, 04:37 PM
let me guess, this guy reads a lot and plays a lot of online gaming and wants to know if he would come across a total loser and not even be able to get the attention of a stripper should he ever enter a strip club.
no?
ok.
1) its really very simple: Big heart, Big smile, Big dick.
2) you have something i want, i will pretend to be what you want to get what i want. its how all relationships work dear.
3) only losers use pick up lines. and no "how to date a stripper" wont get you anywhere.
4) red alert.
5) hopefully a light at the end of the tunnel...
Nautilus
03-08-2007, 04:38 PM
1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?
well, you asked, so here you go specifically:
*ridiculously attractive to me
*over 6'
*decent sized hog - and knows what to do with it
*drug-free
*intelligent - in both verbal, numerical and emotional areas
*funny
*calm - won't yell at me no matter what happens
*accepting of who i am and how i live my life
*must like music... like, really like music
*communicative (no strong silent types for me any more)
*ambitious
*talented
*charismatic
*well-dressed
*well-spoken
*chivalrous
*good cook
*good cleaner
2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?
*Is it true? Always. With no exceptions.
3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?
no such thing. tho' the worst was: 'so, we gonna hook up or what?':O
4. What is your favorite videogame?
* despise these things intensely
5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
*the cast of lost eating jam sandwiches?
RusCountess
03-08-2007, 04:55 PM
A rather unique species of troll we have here.
Nautilus
03-08-2007, 05:00 PM
i imagine him like the taco kid from the simpsons
LordOfDabu
03-08-2007, 05:21 PM
You all should be aware that you are being made fun of here:
madmaxine
03-08-2007, 06:30 PM
I know, LordOfDabu. But I still have my "Self of Steam"*. See! Poof! I vain-sh now.
(*Typical Typo From These Nattering Nebobs of Negativity. See: Last Troll Flare Up.)
GoldCoastGirl
03-08-2007, 08:02 PM
The troll went awfully quiet..................
RusCountess
03-08-2007, 08:47 PM
LOL, I got quoted on a gaming forum!
My life is complete, I can die happy.
*Waves*
Hi guys!
Djoser
03-08-2007, 09:08 PM
I sure will. From what I hear though, female gamers get treated like goddesses 8)
Yes, they do...
One of my first jobs out of college was as Art Director for a fantasy and historical boardgame company. We would go to conventions frequently in order to publicize our products, and to sell them to consumers and distributors. There were very, very few women in attendance, and they were almost always as unattractive as the guys, who were for the most part a bunch of nerds.
I will never forget this pair of extremely attractive women at one convention, one of whom was married to the owner of a Canadian game distribution company (which marriage I helped to destroy, but that's a different story, lol). Everywhere they went they were the center of attention, which is putting it mildly. The game nerds were totally smitten.
The guy who owned the company was smart, even if he was a schmuck, and banging both the women until I came along. He sent them instead of going himself, and they wound up getting enormous credit concessions from all the various game companies, which were pretty much all owned by nerds. He ordered an enormous quantity of games, sold them in Canada at a great profit, but never paid for them.
My boss at the time was one of the worst, he made a complete fool of himself, being especially smitten with the wife (his own wife being extremely obese). He got taken as badly as any of them.
Smokeless
03-08-2007, 10:40 PM
Perhaps there is some method in Zerg's madness. When he started this thread, he was a "Newbie". Now, some 20 some posts later, he is a full "Member!" Wow! Pryce, perhaps you ought to revise the algorithm that assigns membership categories to people!
britt244
03-09-2007, 12:22 AM
You all should be aware that you are being made fun of here: http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=2000184&topic=34027071
it's ok, we're making fun of him too.