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Callyish
05-28-2007, 06:34 AM
Also for the record... im a complete innocent angel...
I didnt flash my pussy at a cop car.. and umm... I never ran into the firehouse to swing on the pole... and umm... I didnt flash random cars on the street... nope non of that was me...
Callyish
05-28-2007, 06:39 AM
Damn in a slut! }:D
snoopy
05-28-2007, 08:52 AM
*jealous* it looks like you all had a blast!
please tell us there's embarassing youtube vids too. :D
Sophia_Starina
05-28-2007, 09:51 AM
NYC StripperWeb-fest 2007
One MetroCard: $2
Snazzy New Outfit: $60
Seeing Cally run into an FDNY firehouse and show the firefighters how she works the pole (!!!): PRICELESS
;D
sadbuttrue
05-28-2007, 09:59 AM
Here it is! Cally giving my man a lapdance on a NYC stoop. Notice that it was so hot, he needed a cigarette before it was even over!
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p90/kryssimc/SFNYC2007087.jpg
And thanks to everyone for being so great to him, BTW. He had a blast!
Noted and set as background on computer. M:O re!
>>>Sad<<<
Casual Observer
05-28-2007, 11:57 AM
Just wanted to thank everyone for great turnout, great attitude and a great time with minimal casualties and (amazingly) no arrests, with special thanks to RW for an impressive tribute cake that was the center of attention at the restaurant.
For those wondering, Optimist is definitely not male and Sophia_Starina is not only real (I had my doubts), but also not male. Goddamn, are they not male...
For those with photos of me, please don't desecrate this place with them and my apologies for crowding anyone out in group shots with my fat ass.
Looking forward to the next SF.
!!!Foursome!!!
Vyanka
05-29-2007, 07:01 AM
NYCSF was fun, nice meeting everyone! And I LOVED, LOVED our bday cake..thx again Rose!! :-*
Also, whoever has any pictures PM for my email address. :)
Mastridonicus
05-29-2007, 10:46 AM
OK! Now that I have a few moments here, let me put something valuable in!
SWFESTNYC Was a blast. Vyanka looks JUST like her Signatures!
Meeting everyone was a blast, so much fun, and we all fell into enjoying each other really well.
At dinner I got a ton of pictures including the mandatory "myspace" shots. All where absolutely incredible...
>> I even got one of CASUAL OBSERVER making a funny face! Intentionally! <<
Anyways, I enjoyed meeting everyone, and carrying optimist's bag....*blush*
never go through a woman's bag.
I also am PRETTY sure 90% of what happened to me constitutes sexual assault... I feel like such a piece of meat. It's like I didn't even have a NAME.
And lady jade....she just watched...
Anyways, it was a blast. I'm still recovering. I got so unbelievably shitfaced at the end of the night, I remember being shown "Picking up the Pumpkins" and Minette trying to ride me. But not much else. I think my date drugged me.
You know it's bad when you're told you're cute when YOU'RE drunk. :D
These pictures ROCK. Sophia Licked Me. :D
I have a picture of dylan I could post I'm sure...I mean...her FACE isn't in it :D ;)
Chrissy68
05-29-2007, 11:46 AM
where are these pictures! i wannnnnna seeeeeee!!!
Callyish
05-29-2007, 11:55 AM
^^ Get in the shower missy!! Or i'll tie you back up }:D
Minette
05-29-2007, 03:47 PM
Anyways, it was a blast. I'm still recovering. I got so unbelievably shitfaced at the end of the night, I remember being shown "Picking up the Pumpkins" and Minette trying to ride me. But not much else. I think my date drugged me.
Now wait a second here - what's this about me riding you? You were the one putting your, and I quote, "scrotum on my chest'. :rotfl: Not that I wouldn't put my scrotum on your chest, too, to make it fair, if I had a scrotum, but I don't remember any riding, and I wasn't even drunk, unless - did your date drug me too? 'Cause that would totally explain why I woke up naked in Idaho. But I mean, that happens all the time anyway, so I didn't think much of it. ;)
I have lots of pictures of people molesting stripper barbies and some pictures of bewbies, and as soon as I've finished moving - I'll put my camera software on my computer and post the 'safe' ones.
Callyish
05-29-2007, 03:57 PM
I hate to be a bitch but I think the next swfest(6 flags) should be ladies only... if sausage does come its select and if its customer sausage.. leave the girlfriends at home.
DylanAngel
05-29-2007, 04:45 PM
I am all about pre-screening the sausage! And I do think significant others should be pre-screened too. Of course, Brad is always welcome! Rawr! ;)
Oh great, like his head's not big enough after this affair!!! I have the best pictures of him and all the girls looking like a total pimp.
And Cally, I never did get it in the ass that night...hint, hint.;D
DylanAngel
05-29-2007, 04:48 PM
I have a picture of dylan I could post I'm sure...I mean...her FACE isn't in it :D ;)
I don't know about that, Mastypants. I'd have to give my approval first. You know how shy I am!;)
FOURSOME!!!!!!!!!
(Minette, you're never gonna live that down, lol! Best fucking line EVAR)
Optimist
05-29-2007, 09:45 PM
I hate to be a bitch but I think the next swfest(6 flags) should be ladies only... if sausage does come its select and if its customer sausage.. leave the girlfriends at home.
Even better--make it Miami!! Think of the sexy mfs we could score down there!!! DAMN! Dylan could get her Carribean lust on! I could get my Spanglish on! You could get your male model lust on!!! DAYUMM!!
But, umm, no sausage. We can't bring sand to the beach! (No offense guys:-* ).
kikiwiki
05-29-2007, 11:38 PM
Pics Please!!!!!!
Bridgette
05-31-2007, 12:16 PM
WHERE ARE THE PICS?????
I demand you assholes get your shit together and POST SOME PICS ON THE DOUBLE!!!
You can blur out faces, it doesn't take that long.
Pics dammit!
Chicagoeditor
05-31-2007, 12:35 PM
My face is naturally blurred anyway. Just think of a blurry Jeff Daniels (with black hair) and you more or less have it. That said, I should probably pay respect to my conservative publishing company bosses and ask that my picture not show up on the site.
Optimist
05-31-2007, 12:40 PM
YUP! Ditto! We're a very private bunch!
Mastridonicus
05-31-2007, 01:51 PM
all pics except dylans are up at the site, you have to register to see them but just let me know and I will put you in the group that has access to see em. Just lettin ya'll know!
Vyanka
05-31-2007, 01:54 PM
WHERE ARE THE PICS?????
I demand you assholes get your shit together and POST SOME PICS ON THE DOUBLE!!!
You can blur out faces, it doesn't take that long.
Pics dammit!
Haha. I wish you came to the festivities. :boobies: ;D
DylanAngel
05-31-2007, 01:55 PM
all pics except dylans are up at the site, you have to register to see them but just let me know and I will put you in the group that has access to see em. Just lettin ya'll know!
Ok, so I'm the only weenie who's being shy? Even Jade let you do this?
Edited to add: Ok, I just notified Mast to put my pics up. I'm giving you all a warning though. I am NOT photogenic in any way, shape or form, so be gentle!!!!
RoseWhite
05-31-2007, 02:21 PM
^^^ Me neither. Note that my avatars tend to be rear-view. Once in a while I'll take a decent photo, but for the most part it's cringe-inducing. Especially surrounded by the gorgeously photogenic likes of Sophia, Cally, Vyanka, Optimist & Jade . . . plus that fat bastard Casual Observer (not to mention his mischevious sidekick in the sessy glasses).
Bridgette
05-31-2007, 02:22 PM
What's with all you people not posting pics?? Yall suck! Just block out the face and it's all good. Now LET US SEE. Dammit!
Mastridonicus
05-31-2007, 02:27 PM
Ok, so I'm the only weenie who's being shy? Even Jade let you do this?
Edited to add: Ok, I just notified Mast to put my pics up. I'm giving you all a warning though. I am NOT photogenic in any way, shape or form, so be gentle!!!!
I meant the ones you took on YOUR camera silly.
blondi553
05-31-2007, 02:37 PM
^^ what site are they on? i wanna see too
DylanAngel
05-31-2007, 02:42 PM
I meant the ones you took on YOUR camera silly.
Yeah, heh, I got that...a little too late, but I got that.
Anyway, pix sent.
RedZ28
05-31-2007, 02:47 PM
Too bad I have to blur them. Some of us were really hamming it up for the camera. I wonder if people could still guess who the "headless" people are?
DylanAngel
05-31-2007, 02:49 PM
Too bad I have to blur them. Some of us were really hamming it up for the camera. I wonder if people could still guess who the "headless" people are?
The pic of you and I could be published without my head.
Just Red and mah boobies...Woo Hoo!
Best pillow ya ever had, huh?
Mastridonicus
05-31-2007, 03:05 PM
Dylan's Pictures are being added now. Should finish shortly here!
RedZ28
05-31-2007, 03:29 PM
In the top ten for sure. Such a secretive bunch we are. There's a couple that actually caught my good side.
Chicagoeditor
05-31-2007, 03:35 PM
I was just going to say that. The girls are uniformally SMOKING, of course. But what's remarkable is how, maybe because of the magnetic field of their attractiveness, the men look good, too! I mean, I generally despise how I look in pictures. But in a couple of these, I think I look Okay or un-horrible. (I think these were Dylan's snaps. So, Dylan, you're now my official photographer.)
RoseWhite
05-31-2007, 03:37 PM
Those new pics? Of Dylan's? Just to clarify. In the last couple o' shots, I realize it looks quite a lot like my hand is stationed down Mast's pants. It is not, in fact. I'm just attempting to oh-so-slyly unbutton his shirt for Dylan without him noticing. Perfectly innocent. That is all.
DylanAngel
05-31-2007, 03:59 PM
Those new pics? Of Dylan's? Just to clarify. In the last couple o' shots, I realize it looks quite a lot like my hand is stationed down Mast's pants. It is not, in fact. I'm just attempting to oh-so-slyly unbutton his shirt for Dylan without him noticing. Perfectly innocent. That is all.
Yeah...uh huh. Keep telling yourself that.;)
You need to start owning your inner ho! I could lend you the book if you need some pointers. I got it at Barnes and Ho-bles in the self help section next to the masturbation how-to's.
Mastridonicus
05-31-2007, 04:26 PM
I got it at Barnes and Ho-bles in the self help section next to the masturbation how-to's.
BEHIND THE DUMPSTER
LOCK THE CELLAR DOOR AND BABYYYYY
talk dirty to me.
sadbuttrue
05-31-2007, 04:46 PM
:drum:
DylanAngel
05-31-2007, 04:51 PM
BEHIND THE DUMPSTER
LOCK THE CELLAR DOOR AND BABYYYYY
talk dirty to me.
Behind the dumpster????
Maybe it's my old-timer's kickin' in, but I don't remember that line.
Is that from the famous Mast School of Poetic License and Wishful Thinking?;)
Chicagoeditor
05-31-2007, 05:17 PM
He's thinking about what *I* did behind a FedEx truck parked in an alley. I was, sadly, alone at the time. There's a subliminal arrow in the logo--did you know that?
DylanAngel
05-31-2007, 05:19 PM
He's thinking about what *I* did behind a FedEx truck parked in an alley. I was, sadly, alone at the time. There's a subliminal arrow in the logo--did you know that?
And it was pointing right at you.
BTW, that movie's coming out this summer:
"I Know What CE Did Behind The Fed Ex Truck" :D
Vyanka
06-01-2007, 09:30 AM
Who took the pics of us sucking on the dolls? I didn't get to see those. :(
Mastridonicus
06-01-2007, 09:52 AM
they're in there! go look!
Bridgette
06-01-2007, 03:13 PM
Ok, if yall are gonna be this private about the damn pics, just keep the conversation to yourselves via PM, email, or your own little yahoo group.
Hmmph
Alaska
06-01-2007, 04:00 PM
^^ yea I agree....JUSSSSS cuz I was in the city all last weekend with my bf who came to visit me from NM......I would have been there too! Don't need to be spending my time off with a bunch of snotty strippers next time it happens...didn't think anyone was snotty on here before but....come on, we're all checking this thread for what happened and pics and it's a bunch of personal jokes and whatnot....that ain't nice.
DylanAngel
06-01-2007, 06:29 PM
^^ yea I agree....JUSSSSS cuz I was in the city all last weekend with my bf who came to visit me from NM......I would have been there too! Don't need to be spending my time off with a bunch of snotty strippers next time it happens...didn't think anyone was snotty on here before but....come on, we're all checking this thread for what happened and pics and it's a bunch of personal jokes and whatnot....that ain't nice.
So now we're snotty because a few of us have corporate lives that we don't want compromised by posting pix on a stripper site that is open to the general public?
If you had bothered to read the thread, you'd know that Mast has a site with plenty of pix. Register to see them like everyone else.:D
I have nothing to hide from my SW friends...it's the lurkers I have a problem with.
I wanna see the pics, too!!!:'( Where is this site???
DylanAngel
06-01-2007, 06:51 PM
I wanna see the pics, too!!!:'( Where is this site???
You got the site hon. Just texted Mast to be on the lookout for your registration.
Lubs you!!!:)
PaigeDWinter
06-01-2007, 06:53 PM
all pics except dylans are up at the site, you have to register to see them but just let me know and I will put you in the group that has access to see em. Just lettin ya'll know!
Lemme in dagnabbit.
RoseWhite
06-01-2007, 06:54 PM
With the Maestro's permission: http://mastridonicus.com/pictures/main.php
Just click on "register" in the upper right hand corner, create a username (I'd use your SW name so he knows who it is) and password, and he'll manually add you. Just being safe is all!
Enjoy the antics . . .
exotisch23
06-01-2007, 07:01 PM
add me too ;)
Alaska
06-01-2007, 07:05 PM
Uh yes finally, a link...
Oh yea speaking of security, I always wondered if webmasters have access to yr password...they prob do. Don't know if it's different in this case or what, but it DID occur to me Mast could know my shit (even tho it's all switched around of course)