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sunnie
04-10-2007, 10:50 AM
My friend - so what times do you work?
Me - i work 2-8pm.
Friend - wha?
Me - I work dayshift hehe.
Friend - they have strippers during the DAY?!
haha i dont think it was rude, just funny that my friend had no idea haha.
My friend has never been to a strip club, and she sometimes makes these funny comment. I went work-clothes shopping and then to my her house.
Me: What do you think of these skirts?
Friend: That one is cute, but what's it for.
Me: To wear to work.
Friend: You mean you wear CLOTHES at work?!?! I thought you just walked around naked all the time.
::)
Rockette
04-10-2007, 01:28 PM
Me: I'm a dancer.
Him: Where on Broadway?
Me: No, I'm a stripper, I don't dance on Broadway.
Him: ...
Him: Can you dance for me?
AkashaM
04-11-2007, 08:17 AM
Me: I am stripper.
Mom: Really? I've always wanted to do that...
Me: I'm a stripper.
Prospective boyfriend: Really? (laughs) Its been my fantasy to date a stripper.
Me: (blank stare)
Prospective boyfriend: Sorry, but I just had to say that. i read in stuff magazine that you should say that when you meet a stripper. I just wanted to see your reaction.
Me: That wasnt funny.
modlgrl
04-11-2007, 07:40 PM
I don't really tell people what I do but two of my "friends" that know have asked several times when I was going to get a "real job". I find this very annoying and don't answer the question. Most people do not have a positive reaction to it.
spartaca
04-12-2007, 12:54 AM
My friend has never been to a strip club, and she sometimes makes these funny comment. I went work-clothes shopping and then to my her house.
Me: What do you think of these skirts?
Friend: That one is cute, but what's it for.
Me: To wear to work.
Friend: You mean you wear CLOTHES at work?!?! I thought you just walked around naked all the time.
::)
haha - i remember some flakey girl turning up to the club to start dancing and she did't bring anything suitable to dance in, she stood in the dressing room lookin confused and said "oh, i thought you just walked around naked all the time?" - lmao!
I don't tell anyone i was a stripper these days - which is annoying because my boss andother women at work did some shitty burlesque course, which naturally they think is wonderful and 'daring' etc, but when they heard a new strip club was opening they started bad-mouthing strippers so i decided it's best not to mention it...
twisterinAZ
04-16-2007, 11:34 PM
I ALWAYS get:
Me: I'm a stripper
Them: Oh! Well, that's OK.
Yeah, is it? Is it really? Thanks. ::)
Funny. Me too.
Naomi12
04-17-2007, 08:21 AM
My most infuriating one was when I was in college...:
I ran track and field and had practice along with football players:
Him (in front of everybody):You look familiar
Me:We have a few classes together
Him:Naw I mean I have seen you on the scene you know at some clubs
Me:Well I do go to clubs like any other 18 y.o.
Him: Naw, Oh I know where I seen you at, you a stripper huh???
Me: <<SILENT>> Yes I dance...
(little group starts to say stupid things)
Him: So I'm saying after practice you'll give me a lap dance or something right, I mean can I get a little private show...hook me up
Me:No I don't get down like that sorry....no excuse me I have to practice
Him: I mean what you shy about You shake yo ass for folks everyday, 'm saying I can't get a little locker room dance and maybe some head???
me: Sorry I doubt if you could afford a lap dance from me....and head...I doubt if you could ever get any...I heard you don't have a head to give any to.....peace son!
Mandy_Wood
04-17-2007, 08:33 AM
me: Sorry I doubt if you could afford a lap dance from me....and head...I doubt if you could ever get any...I heard you don't have a head to give any to.....peace son!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Freaking awesome! I love that Naomi! God, some guys are such douche bags . . . .
RubyTheRed
04-17-2007, 10:21 AM
me: i'm a stripper
him: yeah, you would be hot naked wouldn't you.
me: i'm a stripper
her: i think that's so exploitative and degrading
me: how much do you make an hour?
her: $7
me: yeah, i guess you do know a lot about exploitation then don't you.
MoniD
04-18-2007, 09:36 AM
me: i'm a stripper
her: i think that's so exploitative and degrading
me: how much do you make an hour?
her: $7
me: yeah, i guess you do know a lot about exploitation then don't you.
Oh, that was BEAUTIFUL!
That must have made her feel all of about 2 inches tall.
Windy
04-18-2007, 12:35 PM
My friend has never been to a strip club, and she sometimes makes these funny comment. I went work-clothes shopping and then to my her house.
Me: What do you think of these skirts?
Friend: That one is cute, but what's it for.
Me: To wear to work.
Friend: You mean you wear CLOTHES at work?!?! I thought you just walked around naked all the time.
::)
LOOL thats what my b/f thought too. im like "oh i need to go shopping for clothes for work" n hes like "wha? dont u guys jus walk around naked and stuff?" i was like "wha! no!" lol at some clubs, its iilegal to walk off the stage nakey, anyways haah...at least at my club lol. besides, i wudnt walk naked around a strip club..too much guys wud try 2 grope me!
britt244
04-18-2007, 12:59 PM
^^ i get that allllll the time! "i thought you guys walked around naked" and then when i laugh/give them a weird look/explain that, um, NO we don't, they say that they've never been to one and that's just what they assumed.
madmaxine
04-18-2007, 03:20 PM
Most memorable- an uncomfortable shift in body posture and silence
"You know pr0n is inevitable for you" -This from a guy who thought a good pick-up line was to offer to eat me out ::) Total charm school grad!
I'm not fazed. Most of my life would make people run for the hills. I prefer they be intimidated....I don't want to be standing around with these people when the Rapture happens, I might get sent to Retard Heaven:P
Dottie Rebel
04-19-2007, 01:12 PM
^^^ :rotfl:
I just always avoided such people because they offended my sensibilities. I never even considered my eternal soul!
Taylorlila
06-08-2007, 10:15 AM
this threads kinda old but I just found it and wanted to share my moms reaction to hearing I was stripping....
Mom- So what kinda clothes do you have to wear?
Me- Ya know, sexy, slutty lil stripper outfits
Mom- Oh well thats easy, you dress like that anyway
She was just so nonchalant....then later at dinner
Mom- you should really get like a little sexy school girl outfit for work.
Also got the "now I know who to come to for money" out of her.
^Always a good topic, though.
I'm usually very blunt when asked where I work/what I do for a living, so I FUCKING HATE IT when I tell them I'm a stripper/dancer and then they look all embarassed and apologize to me like they did something wrong by asking me...."Oh- uh....Sorry..." SORRY FOR WHAT!!!!???? /:O >:(
Crow2
06-08-2007, 02:29 PM
Him: So, what do you do?
Me: I strip
Him: Unnh, REALLLY? Can you strip for me, like now?
Me: No. I don't think you can afford it - then again I am sure there are chicks on the street corner that you CAN afford.
Buh Bye now.
Andygirl
06-08-2007, 03:04 PM
this threads kinda old but I just found it and wanted to share my moms reaction to hearing I was stripping....
Mom- So what kinda clothes do you have to wear?
Me- Ya know, sexy, slutty lil stripper outfits
Mom- Oh well thats easy, you dress like that anyway
She was just so nonchalant....then later at dinner
Mom- you should really get like a little sexy school girl outfit for work.
Also got the "now I know who to come to for money" out of her.
This makes me oddly jealous. I love my mom very much, but oh what I wouldn't give to have a chilled out mom like yours. Or at least an aunt or something!
So my mom's husbands cousins were in the state and we all converged for lunch in a central city.
The eighty year old retired doctor woman turns to me and says, "so what do you do for a living, travelling around in a van and all?"
My mom starts kicking me under the table and mouthing "DON'T SAY YOU'RE A STRIPPER"
I say, "I'm a stripper."
And without batting an eye this eighty year old lady informs me that I'm doing a real service for old men who need some inspiration to get it on with their wives. A lot of people don't know this, she says, but Viagra doesn't work if they aren't inspired, and you're providing that inspiration.
My mom almost crawled under the table.
A couple weeks earlier I saw my mom's husbands brother for the first time in a few years. He was all, so you finished college? And you live in a van? What's your degree in? So what's your career path, honey?
To which my mom quickly interjected, "oh, she takes the path of least resistance."
Dottie Rebel
07-05-2007, 09:22 PM
Who would want to take the path of MOST resistance? Oh, yes, of course...jealous wenches who have no other option.
21stcenturyfox
07-06-2007, 04:36 AM
"To which my mom quickly interjected, "oh, she takes the path of least resistance."
hahahaha! :D
21stcenturyfox
07-06-2007, 04:37 AM
i just get a lot of interested questions about what its like to which i answer honestly.
but yeah, i often get my friends telling me that im better than stripping and im too good for it. which i know, but hey, i dont want to have a job, so i do it because i love dancing and turning people on.
ExoticEngineer
07-06-2007, 11:56 AM
This is great....
So we all pretty much know my man is a total dork who thinks "strippers are so kewl" (The 80's left a big imprint on this poor guy) So, I went with him to his highschool reunion, and in HS he was the band geek, WAY tall, killer on the drums, but skinny and goofy! So we're sitting there, and this guy comes up and is talking to him, goes to get a drink and I ask "so was he the jock or something?" Yah, he was one of them, the guy swaggers back and winks at me!
Conversation goes on, then get's to "So, what do you do?"
"I'm a stripper."
him: "Stripper?"
me: "Stripper."
Him:..... "as in".... "like topless"....."stripper,"...."Dude! You're dating a stripper?"
Me: "And we can't stay very long tonight, a few of my co-workers are meeting us at our place later on. But it was nice meeting you......Bill, right?"
him: "Paul."
Me: "Right, bye!"
My man: winks at the guy and (this is so typical of him!) shoots him the gun!
Then, a wee bit later on, the sme guy comes back around "Are you really a stripper? Or were you just pretending?"
Me: "Are you really retarded, or are you just pretending?"
manchester
07-06-2007, 03:27 PM
My most infuriating one was when I was in college...:
I ran track and field and had practice along with football players:
Him (in front of everybody):You look familiar
Me:We have a few classes together
Him:Naw I mean I have seen you on the scene you know at some clubs
Me:Well I do go to clubs like any other 18 y.o.
Him: Naw, Oh I know where I seen you at, you a stripper huh???
Me: <<SILENT>> Yes I dance...
(little group starts to say stupid things)
Him: So I'm saying after practice you'll give me a lap dance or something right, I mean can I get a little private show...hook me up
Me:No I don't get down like that sorry....no excuse me I have to practice
Him: I mean what you shy about You shake yo ass for folks everyday, 'm saying I can't get a little locker room dance and maybe some head???
me: Sorry I doubt if you could afford a lap dance from me....and head...I doubt if you could ever get any...I heard you don't have a head to give any to.....peace son!
ahahha alas, the woe of being a young stripper, because our male peers have not yet developed any sort of tact when it comes to that idea in social settings.
this has happened to me several times with quite a few variations. but still, with the basic idea formula that
i=stripper,
i=stripper = free show/lapdance/tittyflashing for them
not only is that completely retarded and immature in the first place,
but why on earth,
if i can get PAID to show my tits,
would i show them for free?
:O
one little 18 year old jerk off i ran into even had the audacity to hound me down and demand i give him a lapdance, because i "owed him a lapdance", from when we were in the club. apparently, when he was in the club, i had told him i wanted to give him his first lapdance ever, but since he didn't have any $$, i walked away/didn't come back. HA. yeah, suuure i owe you a lapdance buddy.... my friend who brought him was reallllllly embarassed for me :D
ExoticEngineer
07-07-2007, 11:54 AM
So it happened this morning...
The dad of one of my kid's friends:
"So, your kiddo said you work nights?"
Me: "Yep."
Him:"A bar?"
Me:"Yep."
Him:"What bar?" (this is normally when I'd throw out 'why, are you going to stalk me?' Thanks to the other thread a while back, but I was feeling fiesty...
Me:"Bombshells, I'm a stripper."
Him:"That's like, totally crazy. I mean, you're this hot soccer mom and all, but still a soccer mom, I mean you're hot, but oh man, is your man going to get pissed I said you're hot? My wife might get pissed, but you're a stripper, so I guess it's oaky, wow, a stripper."
Me:"Uhm.....
Him:"I've never even been to a strip club, never even met a stripper before, but if YOU are one, I'm sure I've met some before and didn't know it, I mean, geez, you guys could be anywhere, neighbors even! wow, a total soccer mom AND a stripper, that's so crazy"
Me:"uh...
Him:"Really it's no wonder though, you're hot, but geez, you're so normal too! I never thought strippers would be so normal, but you, you're just normal, that's so crazy...."
Me:"Well...I have to..."
Him:"So are there a bunch of you, jsut walking around here, all mom on the outside, stripper on the inside? Wow, a stripper...."
Me:"K, well, gotta go, see ya later"
Him:"Yah! Bye! And don't worry, I wont tell anyone, it's cool, it's like you're some undercover super hero and I know your identity. Wow."
I think I got most of that conversation right, I laughed a long time about it.
bellasera
07-07-2007, 01:38 PM
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"Are you really a stripper? Or were you just pretending?"
Me: "Are you really retarded, or are you just pretending?"
Ahhhahha:P:P:P
Sherrill
07-08-2007, 01:02 PM
Him/her: So what do you do?
Me: I'm a stripper.
Him/her: Don't you mean exotic dancer?
Me: Babe, I've never had a dance lesson in my life, but I do a great job of taking off my clothes.
So it happened this morning...
The dad of one of my kid's friends:
"So, your kiddo said you work nights?"
Me: "Yep."
Him:"A bar?"
Me:"Yep."
Him:"What bar?" (this is normally when I'd throw out 'why, are you going to stalk me?' Thanks to the other thread a while back, but I was feeling fiesty...
Me:"Bombshells, I'm a stripper."
Him:"That's like, totally crazy. I mean, you're this hot soccer mom and all, but still a soccer mom, I mean you're hot, but oh man, is your man going to get pissed I said you're hot? My wife might get pissed, but you're a stripper, so I guess it's oaky, wow, a stripper."
Me:"Uhm.....
Him:"I've never even been to a strip club, never even met a stripper before, but if YOU are one, I'm sure I've met some before and didn't know it, I mean, geez, you guys could be anywhere, neighbors even! wow, a total soccer mom AND a stripper, that's so crazy"
Me:"uh...
Him:"Really it's no wonder though, you're hot, but geez, you're so normal too! I never thought strippers would be so normal, but you, you're just normal, that's so crazy...."
Me:"Well...I have to..."
Him:"So are there a bunch of you, jsut walking around here, all mom on the outside, stripper on the inside? Wow, a stripper...."
Me:"K, well, gotta go, see ya later"
Him:"Yah! Bye! And don't worry, I wont tell anyone, it's cool, it's like you're some undercover super hero and I know your identity. Wow."
I think I got most of that conversation right, I laughed a long time about it.
OMG! Are you effing serious? GEEZ, Louise....::)
kitana
07-09-2007, 01:56 AM
Nope, there are a few of those tacked to the wall at one of my clubs -- it's this deaf dude who made the same offer to several different girls!
FUCK!
I thought our club was the only one with nasty girls that did that shit!
Susan Wayward
07-09-2007, 07:31 AM
The girls at my club don't do anything! They were just given the notes and tacked them up on the wall because they're hilarious.
luckischalk
07-09-2007, 03:48 PM
These are great. I usually make something up besides dancing.
ExoticEngineer
07-10-2007, 02:07 PM
OMG! Are you effing serious? GEEZ, Louise....::)
Yep yep, I know, I feel like I need a cape now. Maybe some Wonder Cuffs, and a utility belt!
Duhn duhn Da duhn!!!;D
NipzncOOkiez
07-18-2007, 11:52 AM
I got to deposit my money from the night before (lots of ones)
Banker girl A: How can I help you today?
Me: I just need to deposit this.
She starts to count
Me: Sorry about all the ones
Banker Girl A: No that's ok that's what we afre here for sweety!
Banker girl B: (pokes her head over and asks banker girl A) OMG! Do you need help?
Banker girl B: (looks at me with disgust) Are you a WAITRESS?
Me: Are you a banker? I am SO SORRY! What was I thinking bringing MONEY to a bank? You know there are a lot of people in line waiting for you help them out with their money, I think she is doing just fine.
KatGrrl
07-18-2007, 04:35 PM
I hardly ever tell ANYONE. Cause I get a lot of the disbelief, and I kept it secret for so long, thinking this couldn't possibel materialize into anything important! Small tits, short hair. But I am one hell of a stripper. I have made things very hard for myself cause now i am trying to come clean and explain certain things and I'm afraid noone will take me seriously.
Optimist
07-18-2007, 07:59 PM
me: i'm a stripper
her: i think that's so exploitative and degrading
me: how much do you make an hour?
her: $7
me: yeah, i guess you do know a lot about exploitation then don't you.
HOLLA!
chrissxp2002
07-24-2007, 03:41 PM
Congrats all of you are very proud of your jobs ;D