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hardkandee
03-24-2007, 12:26 PM
Ok who told you I have a small penis?
:ziplip:
Djoser and I do not discuss ding-a-ling sizing.
Djoser
03-24-2007, 12:29 PM
Hey Hardkandee, ever see any of the Egyptian artwork depicting the god Min?
hardkandee
03-24-2007, 12:37 PM
Yup, but I'm still partial to the Greek's Priapus.
Djoser
03-24-2007, 12:42 PM
There's a sculpture sure to get vandalized, lol...
BTW, nice new avatar. You appear to have flawless breasts.
hardkandee
03-24-2007, 12:46 PM
Thanks!!
Anyhow, when you google "Priapus car" you get a link to a Toyota hybrid sports car. So maybe penis size is inversely proportional to gas consumption.
Djoser
03-24-2007, 12:51 PM
The question is, did Greeks with tiny peepees drive loud, obnoxious chariots?
hardkandee
03-24-2007, 01:03 PM
Possibly. Although it didn't stop them from having head-on collisions.
Aristophanes recounts the story of a man (Strepsiades) who invested all of his money in chariot racing and would beat his slaves for using "big, fat, oil guzzling wicks" in lamps when he went over his finance books at night.
So oil consumption was a heated issue... :D
Djoser
03-24-2007, 01:08 PM
I fucking love Aristophanes. What's amazing is how funny he is, 2400 years later. You know there has to be a lot of topical humor we are missing out on, too.