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BalletBaby
03-22-2007, 09:38 PM
Normally 1-3 times a day. If I'm over at someone else's house though, I tend to get poop shy. If I don't go every day I feel really bloated and crappy. I've always been a pooper though. Poop poop poop.

StrayStripper
03-22-2007, 09:46 PM
I can't believe I'm posting this.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png/300px-Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

BalletBaby
03-22-2007, 09:49 PM
Funny you posted that SS, after I poop I check to see what it looks like. Now I have a chart I can consult!;D

darkpegasus
03-22-2007, 09:59 PM
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FrustratedBunny
03-22-2007, 10:02 PM
My dog poops about five times a day and eats twice a day. She eats a very high fiber, low fat food.

As for me, I don't poop that much, but using that same math, if I ate three meals a day I'd be pooping what, like seven or eight times a day?

ss
03-22-2007, 10:57 PM
I started taking a supplement that my boyfriend recommended and it worked great. after taking it I went from pooping a few times a week to going at least once a day and it was quick and easy. I ran out of them last month and I felt terrible. I wont make that mistake again.
oh, and they are gentle enough that I give them too my kids if they are having problem.
the name of it is- Extreme colon cleanser. If you need more info let me know.

PaigeDWinter
03-23-2007, 12:12 AM
Twin's mom is big on alternative medicine and health.... she has poop books. We giggle about it but we know it's useful. "Why the eff is my poo looking like Danny Trejo?"


Yup. The Encyclopedia Shittanica.

Krazyjane
03-23-2007, 12:34 AM
^^^ Im sounding like a poop nazi on this thread, lol. Sorry but pooping should be quick and easy too. It shouldnt hurt and should be effortless.

Interestingly non-westernised people who eat traditionally do poos that are long and thin. I have heard them referred to as "shoelace poos" I am striving for this! :-D
Sweetie, I'm a nursing student. We nurses are obsessed with poop. In fact, we're happy when they poop because it means we can see how their GI system is doing. I could describe a BM using 25 different adjectives.

I take dumps bigger than the average man's dick, which gives me confidence that I'll be able to do anal someday.

Oh, here's my favorite webpage in the world (http://www.smellypoop.com/poop.html).

BlackSheEp3
03-23-2007, 01:18 AM
Sweetie, I'm a nursing student. We nurses are obsessed with poop. In fact, we're happy when they poop because it means we can see how their GI system is doing. I could describe a BM using 25 different adjectives.

I take dumps bigger than the average man's dick, which gives me confidence that I'll be able to do anal someday.

Oh, here's my favorite webpage in the world (http://www.smellypoop.com/poop.html).

Nursing crew holla! lol but this thread is the shit. :P

dollyrocker
03-23-2007, 01:31 AM
i must say i'm a simple caterpillar-like system.... eat... poop. it's only once or twice a day, otherwise i'd be in panic mode.

awesome. how good is this thread for quality reading.

hahahahahahaha!!!

dollyrocker
03-23-2007, 01:42 AM
I can't believe I'm posting this.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png/300px-Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

I just saved that image to my computer. :butthead:

PleasureVictim
03-23-2007, 12:13 PM
I think I go about 2-3 times a week. I've been thinking about going to the doctor to find out why.

Corgan
03-23-2007, 12:35 PM
i would say, i'm usually a type 2... unless i've eaten mexican food... then i'm type 7 :)

Mastridonicus
03-23-2007, 12:37 PM
Every time I open my mouth.

aussiepunkshocker
03-23-2007, 05:08 PM
Well theres a correlation - many of the strippers ive worked with are ex-nurses, maybe thats why ;D
Personally im not particularly interested in anyone elses, but for some reason i have alot of stories, lol.



Sweetie, I'm a nursing student. We nurses are obsessed with poop. In fact, we're happy when they poop because it means we can see how their GI system is doing. I could describe a BM using 25 different adjectives.

I take dumps bigger than the average man's dick, which gives me confidence that I'll be able to do anal someday.

Oh, .

cinammonkisses
03-23-2007, 05:28 PM
I can't believe I'm posting this.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png/300px-Bristol_Stool_Chart.png


Oh goodgrief :-[ Why do you girls keep doing this to me...

FrustratedBunny
03-23-2007, 09:37 PM
oh god can you imagine being the person who had to make that chart? Talk about a job for a desperate graphic artist.

Nautilus
03-23-2007, 09:47 PM
CK, how can we get you to embrace your poo... figuratively, that is.

did something happen when you were little? /:O

Krazyjane
03-23-2007, 10:28 PM
I've been having a 6-7 inch poo every evening lately. That's great, as I don't feel all bloated and constipated, but I miss the wonderful relazing feeling that lasts for hours after a nice big poo.

Nautilus
03-24-2007, 01:00 AM
that's awesome. the best poo i ever had was when i was in Canada. there's something about that place...

a good poo is one to remember.

i would DIE if i had to hold it in for 3 days.

i think i just like the word poo... poo... hehe.

Mare
03-24-2007, 02:10 AM
That's why I love you guys. ^^^^
I feel like poop is my life. I am in a world of shit.
Horse poop,dd/mh poop,cat poo, baby poo,bird crap on the car,dog poo, and my own once a day, sometimes 2 or 3 times.
I used to know a stripper who couldn't go anywhere but her own house. We'd go out and she'd be like" uh...."
I couldn't understand it. But that's just me. If the womens rr has a problem I am the first one to see if there are dudes in the other can. i am not picky.
And the developmentally disabled adults I took care of. Holey shit!!!!
They were on so many meds that sometimes their crap was the size of a nerf ball.

Cally
03-24-2007, 02:33 AM
I cant seem to poo anywhere where there are people around heh... im too shy *blush* Besides girls dont poo :biggrin:

greenidlady1
03-24-2007, 07:36 AM
I go once a week and my stool is has a lot of mucous:-\

cinammonkisses
03-24-2007, 08:12 AM
CK, how can we get you to embrace your poo... figuratively, that is.

did something happen when you were little? /:O

I dont think so :-\ I'm like Cally..I'm very Shy about this. Unless I have to pee, I'm not using the bathroom in public, or over someones house. Once, in middle school, I slept over my best friends house for like 5 days. On day 5 I coudlnt 'hold that shit (no pun intended lol) anymore so I had to make up an excuse to go home and pick something up.

scarlett_vancouver
03-24-2007, 10:15 AM
^omg! That's crazy poo shy. I could never be like that because I hate having poo in my body- I have to get it out ASAP. I like a clean colon :D.

Cally
03-24-2007, 11:54 AM
Heh im like CK....

I mean im not shy talking about it...

Im just shy to actually do it around people lol...... if I really need to go i'll wait till im gonna take a shower turn the shower on and then go and flush the toilet then brush my teeth while I wait for the shower to go back to normal temp ahaha...

babystripper
03-25-2007, 08:56 AM
thanks for all the tips - flaxseed oil/capsules and fibre supplements.

i highly recommend though, you dont take them a few hours before work - went to work last night - Oh mi gosh - not fun. not fun at all

Collegegirl
03-25-2007, 09:21 AM
I always go at least once a day... But usually twice.

My son is the same way. If ether of us dont poop then theres trouble.

When I was pregnant it took up to a half hour to poop. It was god awful.

AlexxaHex
03-25-2007, 03:43 PM
I haven't pooped in 3 days. I think this thread jinxed me.

TigersMilk
03-25-2007, 03:45 PM
I just pooped in this thread. This thread is just like ex lax.

cinammonkisses
03-25-2007, 04:04 PM
^^ Ewww and to think I clicked on teh dam thing to get a better view. I'm so ashamed..

Katrine
03-25-2007, 05:10 PM
if I really need to go i'll wait till im gonna take a shower turn the shower on and then go and flush the toilet then brush my teeth while I wait for the shower to go back to normal temp ahaha...

Oh yeah, I'll do that around a guy when the relationship is brand new. But I get comfortable pretty quickly......

Christian~~Stripper
03-25-2007, 05:23 PM
I didn't read this whole thred, but


Whats Grazing?And On What?

pink_staR
03-25-2007, 06:18 PM
Hmm .. usually once a day...Sometimes once every other day.


I had indian food last night, and I shatt twice in 3 hours. :-S

PleasureVictim
03-25-2007, 06:30 PM
I swear, I've had this book on my wishlist for the past 3 years! It looks so wierd and I would love to have it in my bookcase to bother people. But I can't bring myself to buy it.:O

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/3822858773.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

more info on the book from amazon.com it got a near perfect rating!

http://www.amazon.com/Cacas-Encyclopedia-Poo-Colors-Staff/dp/3822858773/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/104-1813454-4583937?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1174872427&sr=8-2

AlexxaHex
03-25-2007, 10:24 PM
I haven't pooped in 3 days. I think this thread jinxed me.

Hehe - nevermind.

Plums are awesome.

Nautilus
03-26-2007, 12:51 AM
what is with 'readers'. who has enough time in there to read a magazine while they poop.

i don't get it.

AkashaM
03-26-2007, 12:55 AM
I used to go every 3 days or so, but lately it's been daily. I'm trying to keep up this schedule because it prevents constipation and overall feeling "clogged up."
Ok, Im not even touching this one.../:O

hyzenthflay
03-26-2007, 01:34 PM
what is with 'readers'. who has enough time in there to read a magazine while they poop.

i don't get it.

Okay, so I read almost the whole thread, LMAO!!
My ex boyfriend would take a magazine into the john and be gone for a good 30 minutes. I would sometimes say, "why can't you just continue what you were doing and then shit when you really have to?"
I have been known to grab anything readable, but that's for the annoying times when I think I have to go and it's just not happening as fast as expected. The reading seems to make it come faster for some reason.
After I got IBS (I wish I knew why some ppl get it), I would do what CF said, "many times in one day or not at all for several days". The several days thing kills me. It's so uncomfortable! I finally got sick of it after several years, and I have a yogurt with breakfast and before I go to bed. I also take several vitamins including a fish oil capsule. Since I've been doing this regularly, I have a BM no later than 9am every single morning. And usually several more times before noon. But if I have had cheese at all during the day, I will take two Walmart brand fiber pills before bed....just to make sure because cheese really fucks me up.
I also can't poo when I'm on vacay. I think it happens because I usually leave for vacay early and it involves driving, so I purposely hold it until I get to my destiniation. Or even worse, I have to really bad until I actually make it do a gas station, where I don't have to anymore.
It takes many days for my system to recuperate. It's one thing I dread about going away or taking long drives.

mercedez
03-29-2007, 09:00 PM
Sometimes when I am stressed out I don't poop for days.........n its not the most comfortable situation!

FairFaith
03-30-2007, 12:55 AM
Oh man, I'm so glad I found this thread. I had no idea I'm supposed to be pooping at least every day! It's like... three to five days between poops for me!! I need me some prunes...


Oh yeah, I'll do that around a guy when the relationship is brand new. But I get comfortable pretty quickly......

Okay, worse new boyfriend story ever. I was chilling over at my new boy's place, we'd known each other about two weeks at this point. He lives in an apartment in a really old house and the toilet had been f'ed up since before he moved in. Sometimes it didn't flush, no biggie, we're both adults, we know what poop looks like, everyone poops, yadda yadda.

Well, after a day of mexican food and a really hard run, my poor colon can't take anymore and I have this horrible, explosive, runny poop. And it doesn't flush. It doesn't flush it doesn't flush, I use the plunger, still no dice, and then... then when I push the handle, the water doesn't go down... it starts coming up. Yeah. Poopy water ALL OVER this poor guy's bathroom floor, starts running into the kitchen....

I don't know why he's still dating me, I would've dumped me right then. :P

Krazyjane
03-30-2007, 12:59 AM
Okay, worse new boyfriend story ever. I was chilling over at my new boy's place, we'd known each other about two weeks at this point. He lives in an apartment in a really old house and the toilet had been f'ed up since before he moved in. Sometimes it didn't flush, no biggie, we're both adults, we know what poop looks like, everyone poops, yadda yadda.

Well, after a day of mexican food and a really hard run, my poor colon can't take anymore and I have this horrible, explosive, runny poop. And it doesn't flush. It doesn't flush it doesn't flush, I use the plunger, still no dice, and then... then when I push the handle, the water doesn't go down... it starts coming up. Yeah. Poopy water ALL OVER this poor guy's bathroom floor, starts running into the kitchen....

I don't know why he's still dating me, I would've dumped me right then. :P
Everyone poops! Men make an art of taking dumps. Unless he's a pig-ass moron troglodyte who sees women as pure virgin slut goddess slaves, hes going to know that your butthole has more use than just anal sex.

southstbabe
03-30-2007, 01:21 PM
My sisters and I had this discussion when my parents were sick, especially my mother because chemo either give you the diarrhea or consipates you. Anyway we realized that poop is the circle of life, when you're born your parents and doctors are always watching or asking about your poop, as you get older you worry if you have diarrhea or if your constipated. And when your old, it's very bad if you're not regular. We dubbed it "the poop loop". I'm totally sending this thread to my sisters.

phillyvixen
03-30-2007, 03:42 PM
I've decideed my boyfriend makes me constipated. The first week we hung out we went away together to Arizona and stayed in the same hotel and he made an off handed comment about how girls dont poop and I swear he Jinxed me!!! Now every weekend we are together i can't poop until he goes to work on tuesday. At my house i have no problem pooping at LEAST once a day. With him i just dont really have to go for a few days then it gets super uncomfy... He is so open about his pooping I dont know what my deal is but i need to get over it!

spoiledpet
03-31-2007, 02:38 AM
once a day. usually around 2pm. if i'm drinking, there may be an 11pm trip as well.

i'm a recovering shy pooper. the kind of person that wouldn't poop anywhere but at home with all the doors & windows locked, shades drawn and a shotgun on my lap. vacations were absolute hell for me. living with my bf for 2 years has helped me lighten up a lot. now i just make sure the doors are locked. (i have an irrational fear of someone robbing my house & finding me taking a dump. whatever. we've all got issues)

i'm actually getting pretty good at destroying bar bathrooms without being a suspect. it's a fine art i learned from time spent in vegas with my guy friends.

Nautilus
03-31-2007, 02:48 AM
:rotfl: ... shotgun... :rotfl:

phairestofthemall
04-02-2007, 04:04 AM
A long weekend travelling had me stopped up recently too, but I turned that shit around! Upon boarding the plane home I immediately camped out in the lavatory and resumed the battle with my bowels- I could feel the bastard mammoth turd in me but damned if I could quite get it out, so uncomfy. Then I had an epiphany! So I sat and waited awhile very quietly as the plane taxied out, and thankfully the crew forgot about me. At the moment of takeoff I bore down again and hit the flush- the toilet suction and g-force won the war! lol

The rest of the time I'd say I go about 1-2 times a day, still hiding it from my bf of nearly 2 years hehe

Katrine
04-02-2007, 08:58 PM
Wow, once I got comfy with my boyfriends, I made sure to announce it with pride. We can't have guys thinking we don't poop!!