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onna-otaku
03-30-2007, 08:51 PM
^^ yeah, body dpray is cheap, I wear it to quickly deoderize before I go to bed, but never out, and certainley not to work in.

I like Stila's Jade Blossom. I'm not a fan of vanilla, and its just so flowery and sexy.

britt244
03-30-2007, 08:53 PM
im glad so many of you hate body spray! i hate when i'm in the dressing room and a girl sprays a shitload of it and i end up coughing on it.

Tart
03-31-2007, 10:16 AM
^ wear what makes you feel sexy. If it's body spray then so be it. Do what's best for YOU. Not for what's best for everyone else. And as far as perfumes go, everyone is so different. I love the smell of paul Sebastian perfume, Until I put it on me then I smell like an old women! Same with any and all chanel products. totally blows. But I can't wear them at all.

Everyone wears a perfume differently . There are threads though I think in Body business about it, so if that helps any I'd look through there. Its basically girls saying what they love best and reviews for the most part.

Picaresque
03-31-2007, 12:52 PM
^ wear what makes you feel sexy. If it's body spray then so be it. Do what's best for YOU. Not for what's best for everyone else.

yep. Perfume gives me hives, and I can't imagine anything less sexy than an otherwise-cute girl with raging itchy red splotches all over her. ew.

I like the raspberry-vanilla spray from Bath and Body works. But I don't use 345234528374 spritzes of it. Just a *hint* of the scent, and custies always tell me how good I smell when i wear it.

LatinaRose
03-31-2007, 06:42 PM
I definitely say wear what makes you feel sexy. But if you've never worn your expensive perfume to work before, try it out! I feel like it sets me apart from the sea of cotton candy/vanilla and there are some customers out there who do recognize the difference.

And thank you to those who don't insist on spraying it 15-20 times, meanwhile blanketing the whole dressing room in it!!

barbiedawl
04-01-2007, 02:53 PM
Condom machines in the bathroom.



theres condom machines in the bathrooms of my work.
ew ew ew.

sc0101
04-01-2007, 04:40 PM
theres condom machines in the bathrooms of my work.
ew ew ew.

OMG that's fucking horrible.

cinammonkisses
04-01-2007, 04:41 PM
I woudln't want a shot girl in my club. They just seem so pestering..

sc0101
04-01-2007, 04:48 PM
^I can see you giving a lapdance and a shot girl barging in the middle trying to sell shots lol.

gingerlee
04-01-2007, 05:17 PM
^^I featured at a club a couple months ago that the SHOT GIRLS could do table dances as part of giving their shots. It was weird.

sc0101
04-01-2007, 05:20 PM
So they're shot girls/go go girls/strippers?

gingerlee
04-01-2007, 05:26 PM
They have shot girls that can give you shots and a dance, or you can get a stripper and just get a dance.....

sc0101
04-01-2007, 05:30 PM
Weird.

mina loy
04-01-2007, 10:12 PM
i could never figure out why strippers used body spray instead of regular perfume.

i've gotten positive comments on stella in two peony. it's simply gorgeous and, as one guy put it, "intoxicating" (in a good way!).

Lysondra
04-01-2007, 10:14 PM
There was a club I worked at where the waitress could give CLOTHED dances but ONLY for twice the price of a regular dance.

Since it was considered a 'treat', she was booked a lot.

Bitch. :/

Chrissy68
04-01-2007, 10:19 PM
drug dealers.
my ex.
dogs (although i've seen this, makes me mad, no place for any animals!)
birds (weird girl brought in finches to my old club... the bass scared them)
pimps (and their hoes)
guys in sweatpants.


(sorry just found this thread now)

sc0101
04-02-2007, 01:26 AM
drug dealers.
my ex.
dogs (although i've seen this, makes me mad, no place for any animals!)
birds (weird girl brought in finches to my old club... the bass scared them)
pimps (and their hoes)
guys in sweatpants.


(sorry just found this thread now)

Birds?! Wtf lol.

PaigeDWinter
04-02-2007, 01:43 AM
i could never figure out why strippers used body spray instead of regular perfume.




I dunno about other dancers, but I wear body sprays cause... I like them. Then again, I love florals, and I get (IMHO) better floral scents from body sprays. Less alcohol scent to them. I tend to get a lot of compliments on what I smell like, too.

And honestly? The customers aren't worth my good perfume.

phairestofthemall
04-02-2007, 01:58 AM
My club just decided they don't want a dancer store anymore. WTF?! Due to that stellar call I had to spend my first hour tonight running up and down the block looking to buy a fricken thong. DUMB grrrr

sexy_celeste
04-02-2007, 04:09 AM
Non-naked staff that automatically assumes that all strippers are idiots. Dude, I've done your job too, and I am rather smart. Get the eff over yourself.

DIdnt you know that when you move from waitressing to stripping your IQ halves!!??

Oh and if you go back to waitressing then you only get back a little bit of that IQ, cos you stripped
:O

Kabukicho
04-02-2007, 04:29 AM
And honestly? The customers aren't worth my good perfume.

Yeah I feel like that too. There are a few places I work which only get the back up perfume, never the good stuff.

tinkerbell-blue
04-02-2007, 04:40 AM
Birds?! Wtf lol.
lol thats the funniest thing i've read all night lol

sc0101
04-02-2007, 04:45 AM
^ Haha if you just take my quote by itsself it is funny.

tinkerbell-blue
04-02-2007, 05:43 AM
Heh! There goes about 90% of the custies, I bet.
oh yeah i meant your father!
to add to the list
the crazy ownwer that gets kicked out of his place so he moves into the bar and sleeps on the private dance couch with his big stinky dog

Tart
04-02-2007, 10:59 AM
^ what?

anomar
04-02-2007, 03:20 PM
I don't use body spray but I use essential oils, which is pretty much the same as perfume. Yum yum yum... comes in a tiny tube with a little roller ball in it. Subtle but if I have my hair in someone's face or we're sitting next to each other he can smell it and I get a lot of genuine compliments on it.

And it's always funny when some girl barges into the dressing room and demands to use some of my body spray... "Sorry, I don't use body spray." "..what????"

anomar
04-02-2007, 03:21 PM
oh yeah i meant your father!
to add to the list
the crazy ownwer that gets kicked out of his place so he moves into the bar and sleeps on the private dance couch with his big stinky dog

Gross!!! Sounds awful. Wouldn't the hair get all over the girls? Bleh. I know my skin gets irritated if I'm around dogs too much.

Tart
04-02-2007, 05:04 PM
ditto on creepy myspace stalker guy... I've had my share of those and had to wonder

HOw the FUCK did you find out where I work?!

UtahMike
04-02-2007, 11:50 PM
Well, I would guess they work very much like the way pedophiles stalk kids online. Here's an example of how they work, according to an organization that works to prevent internet predators.

Predator goes to a kid oriented message board or chat room. In this case, it was Beanie babies. Notes screen names or nicks of those posting.

Predator checks for online profile on AOL or MySpace matching screen name. Finds one that lists city and hobbies.

Predator does a Google search listing hobby and screen name. Finds a message board post asking to buy or sell Beanie Babies, which gives a phone number to call after 5:00. Why after 5:00? Because that's when Mom comes home to make sure the phone call is safe.

Predator now knows screen name, city, hobbies, phone number, and when the child is home alone.

Predator uses Reverse Phone Book to find address and name of subscriber.

Predator uses Google to find names of schools near that address in that city. Checks school district web site for school boundaries.

Predator now knows name, screen name, address, phone number, parent's name, school, and hobbies. If the profile had a picture, he also knows what the child looks like.

Predator is now ready to meet the child at school with compelling knowledge.

I bet your stalker used methods not unlike those.

How to avoid predators?

Use a different screen name on myspace, message boards, chat rooms, email, and any online services. Don't ever use the same screen name two places.

Don't put your picture, address, or phone number in a profile or a message.

Have an unlisted phone number.

This goes tenfold for kids that are online. We can defend ourselves, usually. Kids are trusting souls and need to be protected.

Nakedtruth
04-03-2007, 12:56 AM
Songs that repeatedly say:

"you can get this lapdance here for free" Ugh. Can not. Stop giving them ideas.

Tongues. I'd prefer if only customers without tongues visited. Hmm.

Hands. I'd also prefer if only customers without hands visited.

Basketball shorts. One word = Ew.

Therapy. (I just wanna get naked for you, please don't analyze my life when you know nothing about me)




Lol, the song 'Don't be afraid to touch', this should never be played while I am on stage, I touch back....HARD!

'Hitchhikers' (guys who stand immediately behind tippers and hitch on their show)

Guys who come in just to be an asshole to girls they could never get

My boyfriend, dancer's boyfriends or husbands

Hookers who dance or dancers that hook - at least if they are trying to pull tricks in the bar or blatently propositioning custies

Custies who wave singles and proclaim, "you have to WORK for it!"

Crotch blowers!!!!! Stop it already!! NO ONE likes cold, dry pussy.....OR yucky halitosis germs!!

Nakedtruth
04-03-2007, 01:06 AM
I dunno about other dancers, but I wear body sprays cause... I like them. Then again, I love florals, and I get (IMHO) better floral scents from body sprays. Less alcohol scent to them. I tend to get a lot of compliments on what I smell like, too.

And honestly? The customers aren't worth my good perfume.


Body spray fades faster, thereby, reducing the risk that hubbies and boyfriends will get in trouble when they get home. That is why I had previously switched to it. Now I just strategically place nice perfume where it won't rub off on them, seems to do the trick and I don't have to constantly re-spray... but I don't use my good stuff either, :)

kristi
04-03-2007, 01:15 AM
i could never figure out why strippers used body spray instead of regular perfume.


Bodyspray=cheap/disposable

I suppose you could put some of the good stuff in a small atomizer.

Picaresque
05-31-2007, 07:28 AM
Guys who come in just to be an asshole to girls they could never get

Hookers who dance or dancers that hook - at least if they are trying to pull tricks in the bar or blatently propositioning custies

Custies who wave singles and proclaim, "you have to WORK for it!"


ugh, agreed.

and...bringing it back...

--the new girl who looks like a transvestite vampire and who cornered me in the DR last night to ask "hey, will I get in trouble if I let them touch my boobs and...you know...kind of use their fingers...? They won't fire me if I let a guy lick me will they?" Um, no, unfortunately they probably won't fire you. However, I will personally kick your fucking ass. Because it's infuriatingly difficult to try to upsell a custy on CR and not give away the farm for $25...when you and your custy can look at the dancer across from you and see her custy sucking her tits and fingering her ass. >:(

--bitchy housemoms who get up your ass for taking a 5-minute DR break. Especially when I've already made $3-400, so it's not like I'm being lazy...sometimes I want a fucking time out from talking to customers. Piss off! If I wanted to be micromanaged and not allowed to sit down for five fucking minutes, I could go back to retail. (Disclaimer: I do like the rest of the housemoms there :) )

--managers who let large parties of drunk stupid ugly girls come into the club and make out with each other, flash everyone, give LDs to custies and each other right out on the floor for free, and be obnoxious all night...and get up onstage and take all the attention away from us. Yes this happened at my home club last week, and of course none of the real dancers made any $$ that night, b/c custies were all over the stupid ugly girls giving it all away for free. I am not impressed. :no:

oh, and the number-one thing I hate in SCs...SCHEDULES. :no: :no:

kitana
06-01-2007, 04:48 AM
Ron Jeremy, apparently.

Why do you say that babe?

He was at my club a while ago, and cool as fuck, lol!

maximvsv
06-01-2007, 06:55 AM
Ron Jeremy, apparently.


I known a few dancers who've met and hung out with Ron Jeremy, and apparently he's a cool guy.

Taylorlila
06-01-2007, 10:34 AM
women should not be in a strip club unless they are stripping or part of the staff. I realy hate it.

juke boxes these are very tacky to me its a sure sign of a crappy club I prefer a dj.


that makes me soooo sad because I love going to strip clubs with my boyfriend...and Im always the one that ends up buying us both private dances and tipping the most!

cinammonkisses
06-01-2007, 10:42 AM
I dont want "friends of the owners" in my club..

Taylorlila
06-01-2007, 10:47 AM
im glad so many of you hate body spray! i hate when i'm in the dressing room and a girl sprays a shitload of it and i end up coughing on it.


I always use Victoria Secret Body spray...I buy their perfume too...never really considered it cheap, and everyone i work with usually wants to use it. I actually prefer it to perfume when I'm working, it makes me feel "refreshed"

BaileyBanksNBiddle
06-01-2007, 12:41 PM
I dont have any problems with female customers as long as they are respectful....but on the same hand thats what I expect from male customers.... it has nothing to do with male or female either or can be rude and disrespectful

Agree with...
NO condom machines
NO extra girls
NO managers who take pay offs and let extras occur
NO lazy DJ's
NO customers who don't tip
and NO decor thats tacky/out of date/stained/broken

cameron_keys
06-01-2007, 12:46 PM
I havent read every post so forgive me if this has been mentioned...but I HATE when clubs censor music. I really dont see the point in dancing to the bleeped-out, homoginized, radio-edit version of 'fuck you like an animal"....

So along with everything mentioned above...I vote for no radio-edit song versions

Picaresque
06-01-2007, 03:23 PM
I havent read every post so forgive me if this has been mentioned...but I HATE when clubs censor music. I really dont see the point in dancing to the bleeped-out, homoginized, radio-edit version of 'fuck you like an animal"....

So along with everything mentioned above...I vote for no radio-edit song versions

omg, how could I have forgotten to mention that one? :P I'm a big fan of dancing to "one and only" by Timbaland/Fallout Boy...but my home club won't even let me play it b/c the lyrics include a few fucks. (OK, a lot of fucks :P but really now, it's a strip club. Hardly a place where a few rough words are going to offend anyone. ::) )

tanyadancer
06-02-2007, 10:06 PM
Once I worked at a club that had a sign 'Do not let anything out of the toilet'.

o.O;

I worked there one night.


hahaha, that is way tooo funny!!!:O

Lysondra
06-04-2007, 09:54 PM
Ron Jeremy grabbed and licked my friends tit at the club... so not cool guy.

Picaresque
06-11-2007, 04:23 PM
and bringing it back again...

...favoritism.

...guys who pretend not to speak English...including the word "no." Come on, you're not fooling anyone, no means no in Spanish too. And just in case you're reeeallly confused, I can say no in five other languages too. :P There's no excuse, morons.

...DJs that make references to fucking the dancers on the mic. Entirely the wrong message to send to customers with regard to how they view the dancers.

...gang members.

...crazy people (dancers AND customers!) who want to start brawling if anyone looks at them the wrong way.

...customers wandering into the DR.

...thieves.

...bouncers who take bribes (hey, back to the favoritism thing) and pull shady crap to get their favorite dancers more time and money for CR...but won't utter a word to try and upsell anyone else.

Crazy E
06-11-2007, 09:05 PM
*Is so relieved to not be on any of the above lists ;) *