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kandie_kitten
04-02-2007, 12:47 PM
1. Professor Snape
2. Trent from Daria
3. Wolverine
4. Eric Draven from the Crow
5. Spike from Buffy

Whew! I'm so glad someone else said Snape first!

redvelvetrose
04-02-2007, 01:41 PM
hands down Vin Diesel's Richard Riddick in Pitch Black.. less so in Chronicles but still... mmm....

Yummy. And normally I don't like him.

redvelvetrose
04-02-2007, 01:43 PM
2. Trent from Daria


I always thought if he was a real person he'd be hot. I guess I just have a thing for scrubby hippie/ band dudes.

Katrine
04-02-2007, 09:32 PM
Ok, I am one sick, sick fuck. But I just wet myself for the character that Chris Meloni played on "Oz." Yup, you know, the homosexual psychopath. So, so evil, and so wrong: http://www.acropolisvideo.com/menofoz/pics6/moo37.jpg

Edit: I just actually looked through this thread, and I'm not the only pervert. Cheers, high_heel_lover! ;)

Lysondra
04-02-2007, 10:15 PM
SAMANTHA from sex in the City... imagine what I could learn....

Embyr
04-02-2007, 10:24 PM
Ok, I am one sick, sick fuck. But I just wet myself for the character that Chris Meloni played on "Oz." Yup, you know, the homosexual psychopath. So, so evil, and so wrong: http://www.acropolisvideo.com/menofoz/pics6/moo37.jpg

Edit: I just actually looked through this thread, and I'm not the only pervert. Cheers, high_heel_lover! ;)

wow... upon seeing that picture i am now very much obliged to seek out that show as soon as I am done with "the wire." no one terribly hot anyway. sleeper cell had amazing fantasy fodder with michael ealy's darwyn al-sayed (the guy from barbershop as a muslim fbi undercover... fuck i wanted to throw myself at my computer...) but I could use another hot dvd series... (this is what no tv does to you. gets you addicted to dvd-ready shows.)


LM- yes- samantha- what a lesson! and she has DEFINITELY been known to swing both ways... err, every direction possible!

also... the guy (i'm smacking myself *teehee* for forgetting his name) who was the lead male in SEcreTary... ... the s&m guy. mmm-hmm... he wasn't terribly attractive per se, but what power, what persuasion, and what an amazingly memorable session that would be... guuuuhhh this thread always makes me... frustrated. :-\

Katrine
04-02-2007, 10:34 PM
sleeper cell had amazing fantasy fodder with michael ealy's darwyn al-sayed (the guy from barbershop as a muslim fbi undercover... fuck i wanted to throw myself at my computer...)

LM- yes- samantha- what a lesson! and she has DEFINITELY been known to swing both ways... err, every direction possible!

also... the guy (i'm smacking myself *teehee* for forgetting his name) who was the lead male in SEcreTary... ... the s&m guy. mmm-hmm... he wasn't terribly attractive per se, but what power, what persuasion, and what an amazingly memorable session that would be... guuuuhhh this thread always makes me... frustrated. :-\

Michael Ealy...ooooh, I'm all about that.

Secretary: James Spader. Yes, very sexy, in an atypical way......


Ok, my ATF character that I would fuck left, right, up, down, sideways, in a vacuum, trancending space-time continum...

Antonio Banderas in Desparado. Yes: me = cheeseball. I have NO shame in admitting that. I watched it early in college I think, with a girl friend of mine. We were literally twitching and squeeling at him in this movie.

In general, Antonio doesn't drive me crazy, but in this film...oh yeah papi, dame un bien cojido! }:D
http://www.antoniobanderasfans.com/movies/Desperado/desperad.htm

PaigeDWinter
04-03-2007, 02:26 AM
Dr Brennan from Bones
Jordan Cavanaugh from Crossing Jordan (same actress plays a lesbian in the movie Chutney Popcorn... yay!)
Abby & Gibbs from NCIS
Totally Grissom from CSI... but also Catherine, Warrick, and Greg
Dawn from Cry For Dawn
The White Queen from various Marvel comics
Gambit & Wolverine from X Men
Lucifer (as played by Viggo Mortensen) from Prophecy
Gabriel from Constantine
David & Dwayne from Lost Boys

oulala
04-03-2007, 10:34 AM
Peter Petrelli!

And Hiro too.... :blush:

Nicolina
04-03-2007, 11:59 AM
If Tony Soprano ran the club where I worked, I'd prolly have a weird crush on him, and do him if the opportunity arose.:-[

britt244
04-03-2007, 09:33 PM
If Tony Soprano ran the club where I worked, I'd prolly have a weird crush on him, and do him if the opportunity arose.:-[

oh! me too! how could i forget.. i'm always telling people how hot i think he is! i love guys with power.

Bella21
04-03-2007, 10:14 PM
Johnny Depp as that dude from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory <runs and hides>
Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow

Um... I'm not going to say the other one on account of it being fucking EMBARRASSING.... So embarrassing, I can't even post it anon on the internet. :)

PaigeDWinter
04-03-2007, 10:17 PM
I actually had a thing for Gene Wilder's Wonka. :D

Embyr
04-03-2007, 10:23 PM
OOOHHH Both Leo's Vallon and Daniel Day Lewis' Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York. mmmm

...and I totally had a thing for the Capulet bros. in "Romeo and Juliet." (not leo... too skinny for me back then.) but he looked good in blood diamond- and with that accent... mmm

alright, fine, I wanted to do him in the Departed as well. With the mandatory Dropkick Murphys playing in the background. yum yum yum :P

luxinterior
04-03-2007, 10:40 PM
1. Logan from veronica mars
2. Marla Singer, fight club
3. adriana from the sopranos. Afterwards i would want to try on her clothes
and i am sooo happy other people share this whole professor snape thing.

phairestofthemall
04-03-2007, 11:23 PM
Oh yes, there are more of us than you know, it's like, an Underground Railroad of Snapefans lol Though I doubt many are as dedicated as I am... I have him on my bank checks, made my own Snape costume, owned the domain SeverusForever.us till recently, and quite possibly have the largest Snape-related NC17 fanfic collection on the planet. ... Malfoy Sr. isn't bad either coincidentally CLICKwww.playwitch.netCLICK ;]

PaigeDWinter
04-03-2007, 11:27 PM
Oh yes, there are more of us than you know, it's like, an Underground Railroad of Snapefans lol Though I doubt many are as dedicated as I am... I have him on my bank checks, made my own Snape costume, owned the domain SeverusForever.us till recently, and quite possibly have the largest Snape-related NC17 fanfic collection on the planet. ... Malfoy Sr. isn't bad either coincidentally CLICKwww.playwitch.netCLICK ;]


You....

Rock so hard....

AlexxaHex
04-04-2007, 12:10 AM
I actually had a thing for Gene Wilder's Wonka. :D

I could see that, actually. The man makes candy all day and he wears velvet. And a sense of humor!



Also- I am getting a tattoo by the man, Tom Berg, who designed that tattoo!!! (www.socaltattoo.com) He also did the awesome backpiece for Red Dragon. (it won't be for a long time, as he is quite booked, but I have my consult on May 1st... soooo excited!!!!) it's going to be a backpiece as well. I'll post up in the picture section when the time comes.


He's a great artist! I think I remember seeing a few of his portraits on one of those tattoo sites where artists can submit their flash for people to buy. Looks like you are in good hands.

Alright - I'd have to say the #1 character I want to bang right now is Napoleon Dynamite. Jon Heder is so sexy to me. And I recently saw a movie where he wasn't that big of a nerd and he was still yummy.

Also, Willard played by Crispin Glover. http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0310357/Ss/0310357/Willard_CN-085-08.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0310357

I also thought he was uber sexy as the creepy guy in Charlie's Angels.
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0305357/Ss/0305357/CAFT-362.jpg.html?hint=nm0000417

FairFaith
04-04-2007, 12:14 AM
Dear god, phairestofthemall, i have no words to say how much i appreciate that link.........

1. Professor Snape
2. Shane from L Word
3. Jane Lane from Daria (Trent too, to some extent, but I love me some artsy chicks)
4. Brian from Family Guy. Okay, I know he's a dog, but his personality is very much my "type." (And hey, doggy style's my fav position.... ;))
5. Lex Luthor. His Smallville incarnation is verrrrry sexy.

Embyr
04-04-2007, 01:00 AM
Also, Willard played by Crispin Glover. http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0310357/Ss/0310357/Willard_CN-085-08.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0310357

oh HELL yeah... i wanted to make all his troubles go away... }:D and a great rat movie, of course!!! (i wonder if windy's seen it? :) )

scarlett_vancouver
04-04-2007, 02:30 AM
E.Edward Grey, all over the place!

madmaxine
04-20-2007, 05:01 PM
Oh YEAH!!!!! Chris Meloni's Elliot Stabler...Every time I see him I get mentally pounded from behind....& I like it.

& That captain guy from "Serenity".... the smartass version of Han Solo. Aw hell, all the dudes in that film except Wash, who looks like my hated ex. & That cute engineer girl that Simon bangs at the end. W00 H00!!!

shirtystrumpet
04-20-2007, 05:42 PM
Yossarian in Catch-22 :-[

BellaCalla
04-20-2007, 10:15 PM
SNAPE! Yes!

Oh Alan Rickman's frickin' hot. It's the mouth.
http://www.eosdev.com/Illustrations_Quotes/Cyndi/GQ0991.jpg

phairestofthemall
04-22-2007, 02:31 AM
Seen it, have it, surprise surprise lol ;D And hey mouth and hands are nice but lest we forget the VOICE! As such FYI he 'sings' backup on a Celine Dion tune, 'Refuse to Dance'. I would use it at work except I fear it'd be subliminally counterproductive. And if you ever wanna hear him talk for like, 8 hours, he did an audiobook of Hardy's 'Return of the Native'.

dollyrocker
04-22-2007, 02:43 AM
I saw that old silent movie, the Sheik (starring Rudolph Valentino), when I was 5 or so.

Ever since then I've had this..... fetish for dudes in those middle eastern head coverings and turbans. DAMN, THAT SHIT TURNS ME ON!!!! I feel like such a perv saying that, like I'm in leauge with those old creeps with asian girl fetishes, but I can't help myself. My wildest fantasy is to pass out in the middle of a sand dune, and to be 'carried accross the threshold' by a dude in an Alladin type costume.

The laughing can being now : P.

Oh, and Orlando Bloom in his elf costume, mmmmm!


And Robert DiNiro as Johnny Boy in Mean Streets!!!!!!!!!!

drewcifer
04-22-2007, 07:59 AM
This is sick, but "It", as in the scary clown in the Steven King movie of the same title... or any guy from the "Battle Royale" movies. It's kind of an obscure foreign film, but asian guys in school uniforms? Hello!! I've got a thing for asian guys lately. Can anyone else relate?

Glamgirl
04-22-2007, 12:14 PM
A lot of my fave character fantasies have been mentioned already, ill try to lsit some not mentioned;
Abbe in Quills (Joaquin Phoenix in a cassock is so so right)
Ash from The Evil Dead series(mmmmmmmmm)
Jordan Catalano from My So called Life(the first crush i had sexual feelings for and has only increased since i saw him in the flesh!)
Rupert Angier from The Prestige(major Hugh obsession)
Stanley from Swordfish(again its the Hugh thing sorry)
I find Christopher Lee as Dracula very sexy too
Deacon Frost from Blade(just yum)
Jimmy from Thelma And Louise
Owen Wilson's character in The Wedding Crashers
That bald guy from The Mummy(the hot one lol)
Indiana Jones
Casey Jones from The Turtles film
Clives Owen's character in Closer
I also find Steve carrel very hot in 40 yr old virgin
Thomas jane in The Punisher
hmmmm cant think of anymore, i know there are tons tho lol

phairestofthemall
04-22-2007, 08:18 PM
yeYAH britbits is rad! Forgot about that sonnet, it's the 'my mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun' one right?

Gretchen
04-22-2007, 08:41 PM
I actually had a thing for Gene Wilder's Wonka. :D

I'm glad I'm not the only one! I told a girl this at work the other day and she couldn't stop laughing. I love young Gene Wilder.

Besides that...
Professor Snape (I have a thing for older guys I guess)
Wolverine (Hugh Jackman)
Ewan McGregor in Velvet Goldmine (but, I'd so do the real Iggy Pop too)
Edward Scissorhands (perhaps hes even my number one!)
Anyone on the L Word, preferably all at once
Lori Petty as Tank Girl
Tyler Durden and Marla in Fight Club
Crispin Glover in Charlie's Angels
Nicholas Cage in Valley Girl as a sexy 80s kid

Minette
04-22-2007, 10:34 PM
I'd say Leeloo in The Fifth Element, but I'm not really comfortable being that small a degree of separation from Bruce Willis. Nothing against the guy, just not sexy-related in my mind. Although, I'd probably do Demi Moore's character in G.I. Jane if I had the chance - that shaved head, those abs!

MoniD
04-24-2007, 01:06 PM
Oh, I am so LOVING this thread. I'm sitting here at my desk job (naughty me for not doing actual work) and I'm like "damn, did it just get really hot in here, or am I just completely turned on." When I was younger, some of my earliest fantasies centered around characters (so much more fun than just thinking about hot actors - a good storyline goes a long way) and I've most definitely never stopped. I've seen mention of some great recent characters, and a few names that I've almost forgotten (Glamgirl - Mmmm...Abbe in Quills - I must have rewound that kissing scene about two dozen times while rubbing myself silly), and I'm very glad to see I'm in good complany and not the only pervert who has naughty fantasies about Snape (gettting kept after class in that dark dungeon...mmmm) Hmm...is it getting hot in here again...

Anyway, is it possible that I have not yet seen any mention of Jack Bauer!!! Now there's a real man. Mmmm, so sexy.

<sigh> Guess there's no chance of actually focusing on my work now. But at least I'll have something fun to think about on my otherwise long and boring commute home.

Katrine
04-24-2007, 08:23 PM
Tim Roth and Gary Oldman from "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead"

Gretchen
04-29-2007, 01:46 AM
The guy from My Name is Earl is my newest crush. Yummy! I'm in love with this shows sense of humor too.

Samantha Coyle
04-29-2007, 07:18 AM
and yes, Neo from Matrix...

Well, now that you've mentioned Matrix... I'd do Trinity in a heartbeat.

DylanAngel
04-29-2007, 07:34 AM
This is a great thread!!!

My character fantasies:

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p90/kryssimc/comingatt-meyers.jpg

JRM as King Henry VIII

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p90/kryssimc/Braveheart_small.jpg

Mel Gibson as William Wallace

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p90/kryssimc/457b0386c461e.jpg

Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker

Embyr
08-03-2007, 06:36 AM
oh my.... I just started watching "Lost".... may I please add Eko, Sawyer, and Sayid to the list??? My tent, right now! ;D MMmmmmmmmmmm

(ha- and I wonder why I have relationship problems... if everyone on that show is a certain archetype and I'm nOT going for Jack... *sigh* oh well.) ::)

poisondesire
08-03-2007, 11:19 AM
ok few will now this refference but
jarod from the pretender
nikita from le femme nikita (peta wilson) god if she would just tell me no over and over
jareth from the labyrinth
lex from smallville
and my top one of all
cole from charmed (when he was evil)

Littlelo
08-03-2007, 04:06 PM
COUGHprofessorsnapeCOUGHiwritefanficAHEMHEM *runs away* :O


I also suffer from your cough. :P

naughty_princess
08-03-2007, 09:28 PM
You guys are so gonna laugh. I know some of you watched Daria. Kevin: lawndale highschool character. Im suppose to be sleeping for my trip...but Im too excited to sleep. Oh for sure Wolverine too.

Inyusha:
Sesshomaru
Inuyasha in human form
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4083/kevinvc3.th.gif (http://img221.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kevinvc3.gif)
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2792/sesshomaru14jpgti9.th.jpg (http://img221.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sesshomaru14jpgti9.jpg)
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4292/inuyashahumanswordnx2.th.jpg (http://img221.imageshack.us/my.php?image=inuyashahumanswordnx2.jpg)

lol i would so fuck inuyasha and sesshomaru! I <3 that show ;D
also the guy on Cruel Intentions

from now on everytime i watch something im going to think "do i want to fuck him?...hmm" lol

zippyelf
08-04-2007, 09:00 PM
Lori Petty as Tank Girl


Yep.

Zach Braff as JD in Scrubs. I love his whole uber-dork thing. Geeks are so hot.
Jonathon Rhys Meyes as George Osborne in Vanity Fair. His character is a dick, but he is so hot.

I also have to join the Snape and Dr. House bandwagons.

pheno
08-05-2007, 09:16 AM
Claude from Heroes... scruffy and snarky...yum

BrunetteGoddess
08-05-2007, 09:53 AM
The Phantom from Phantom of the Opera (Gerard Butler)
Spike and Angel from Buffy
Benjamin Bratt in Miss Congeniality
House
Johnny from Rescue Me
Tommy from Instant Star
Vin from Beyond the Break
Inman from Cold Mountain
Christian from Moulin Rouge
Noah Calhoun in The Notebook
Ernest in Drumline
Sean in Nip/Tuck
Gil Grissom in CSI


*fans self*

Corey
08-05-2007, 10:53 AM
Pete from Win a Date With Tad Hamilton. So sweet, so geeky.

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/R/0/4/tophergracebio.jpg

OK...thread jack (sort of) I hung out w/ this guy, thinking that he was only a grip on the crew of 'That 70's Show'. Then we got ready to shoot on set and I realized he was 'Eric'. I was so embarrassed.

I agree with you. But even more so, his character in the film 'Traffic'.

Corey
08-05-2007, 10:56 AM
Ed Exley from L.A. Confidential (played by Guy Pearce). So repressed and brilliant...Nerdy, but with a seething aggression just under the surface....little round wire-frame glasses and a big ol' shotgun...Hotness incarnate.

I just love the complexity of that character. And that interrogation scene gets me going every time.

But I wouldn't kick Bud White out of bed, either.

Other movies:

The Zhang Ziyi character from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

There are some from books, too....

The narrator in Giovanni's Room (by James Baldwin)--and Giovanni, too (ignoring the fact that they're both gay.)

Doc from Cannery Row.

(This is kinda sick, but HH from Lolita, a little...)

Oh! Laurent from the Beauty trilogy (by Anne Rice).

I'm sure there's more...

I used to want a four-way w/ 'Ed Exley' 'Bud White' and 'Jack Vinsenz' from LA Confidential.

Corey
08-05-2007, 11:29 AM
Mos def 'Michael Scofield' from Prison Break, (and in a weird way 'Tea-Bag'. I know. Way sick).
'Corky' from Bound.
'Shane' and 'Max' from L-Word. (But I wish I looked like Jenny Schrecter:-(
'Smith Jared' from Sex in the City
'Jonas' from Lonely Girl 15 (I also know him as a person and he is even hotter)
'Patrick Bateman' from American Pcycho (I know way, way sick) But also, 'Batman' from the newest 'Batman Begins'.
Matt Dillon's character in 'Crash' (I love the person he becomes in the end of the movie when he rescues the woman from a flaming car)
'Jim' from The Office.
'Hans' in Zoolander
'DJay' from Hustle and Flow (The character arc is enlightening and he is damed handsome)
Matt Damon, Leo DeCaprio and Mark Walberg's characters in 'The Departed'
Ethan Hawke's character in 'Reality Bites' (Now I'm really dating myself)
'Holden' in Chasing Amy (Talk about a romantic monolog)
'Will' in Good Will Hunting.

I'm a Gemini, you tell because I like variety.

Pretty_Penny
08-05-2007, 11:39 AM
characters i want to fuck but have no interest in the actor/ress outside of the character......

jim halper (the office) <-- i am -in love- with him. if that dude existed IRL i'd marry him. seriously.

legolas (elf played by orlando bloom LOTR) orlando does nothing for me otherwise

jake gyllenhall in these two movies:
donnie darko & zodiac
^theres something about him when he plays an offbeat dorky kind of guy. also, he has one of the best smiles ever. he doesn't do much for me outside of those characters though.

dr cox(sp) from "scrubbs" i think the actor (i dont know his name) is pretty unattractive, but i -love- that character. he's a hillarious asshole. whenever i watch it i think about how i'd be in love with him IRL and that is why i have issues. :P

gwenyth paltrow in the royal tanenbaums(sp) .... i mean, COME ON.

patricia arquette in lost highway .... she only "does it" for me in certain movies, most importantly that one.

mila jovovich - the 5th element. i normally find her too irritating to be attracted to, but she barely talks in that movie and has orange hair.. so yay.

michael c hall in the series "dexter" ........yep. *cough*


ok... now for...
actor/resses that i want to fuck/love regaurdless, but who have characters that make them 2849032 times even hotter...

jonathan rhys meyers (who is my #1 if no one has noticed) esp. in vlevet goldmine. hands down hottest movie character EVER. ever ever ever ever ever. absolutely my #1 "movie fantacy"

johnny depp - esp as sam in benny and joon... omfg. i've had a fucking -crush- on that character since that movie came out.

cillian murphy - esp in 28 days later. i may be showing my "freak flag" a little much here... but that scene where he (after he has a shaved head) goes apeshit on the zombies and bends over one while screaming and sticks his thumbs in the zombies eyes.. and gets covered in blood. ................... definately one of my "top 5" hottest movie moments ever.

jaoquin phoenix - esp in "quills" ....... there is something ridiculously hot about that whole "torn between sex and god" stuff.. and the priest outfit isn't bad either. plus, i'm a sucker for high collars anyway

brad pitt - esp when he's "dirty" looking like in snatch and fight club. i'd still fuck him IRL but i prefer those looks to the cleaned up brad.

ewan mcgreggor - (wins best smile ever) and esp. in velvet goldmine. i don't like him "cleaned up" as much either (like with brad). he was hot in moulin rouge too.. cause of the SUSPENDERS and also that damned puppy love cuteness.

helena bohnam carter - esp. in fight club. hottest girl in a movie -EVER-. ... also... i have a crush on her anyway.

that's all i can think of for now. i'm sur there are more... but i just woke up. :P

Corey
08-05-2007, 11:42 AM
oh my.... I just started watching "Lost".... may I please add Eko, Sawyer, and Sayid to the list??? My tent, right now! ;D MMmmmmmmmmmm

(ha- and I wonder why I have relationship problems... if everyone on that show is a certain archetype and I'm nOT going for Jack... *sigh* oh well.) ::)

OMG!! I haven't seen Lost in so long, I had forgotten about my beloved 'Sawyer'.

Pretty_Penny
08-05-2007, 11:46 AM
Jonathon Rhys Meyes as George Osborne in Vanity Fair. His character is a dick, but he is so hot.

*breaks beer bottle .... snarls*

BACK OFF [email protected]#[email protected]#$##@^*^%^%%


jk :-* :-* :-* :-*

:P

Reiyth
08-05-2007, 12:08 PM
For those of you drooling over anime hunks you should check out "Ceres Celestial Legend" my favorite anime of all time! All of the main characters are hot (girls and guys) but Toya....... oh god if he were real he'd make me a baaaad girl. He's the middle one of this pic:
13635

This is a better pic of him:
13636 13638

And here is him, and Aya/Ceres:
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And a good fan-video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2XUUOeO76E


Damn, I think I'm gonna have to go rewatch the whole series now.... yum.