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FBR
04-09-2007, 04:57 PM
In a valiant attempt to relate this to the original topic I will mention that I went to her apartment a couple of times to help her fix her computer while she was still dancing and we are still friends today four years after her retirement. She never offered me money for the computer repairs though I did get a few cups of really good Brazilian coffee out of the exchange.

Let's face it, it is business but once in a while it's "fun" to do a favor. Just happened to me this weekend.

Miss D and I got together this Saturday and afterwards (I was in a mellow mood :P ) she asked me if I would tape a couple of the HBO Def Poetry shows for her in time for the English class she is teaching Tuesday. She gets a bad mark for not preparing earlier but she does do a lot of the stuff for her class on the spur of the moment. Anyway, since I have HBO On Demand and she doesn't I said sure...not realizing what a pain in the ass it would turn out to be.

So I head home Saturday afternoon and the house is empty...cool. I go to where I thought we keep the blank tapes and there is nothing. Then I remembered that since we enrichened our cable company by getting DVR Mrs FBR doesnt tape anything anymore. I tear the house apart and all I can find is a used tape but I figure what the hell. So I plug it into the VCR and then start trying to figure out the controller. I hardly ever watch TV and have never tried to do the Demand thing. Or much else on the controller other than changing the channel and turning up the volume. Anyways, I'm all over the place...I probably bought five or six movies while I was screwing around. Eventually, I figured it out, got the Def Poetry show up there and hit the "record" button on the VCR. Relaxation at last. I settled back, half watching the show while reading.

The show was about done and I was already thinking about taping the second one when I heard the garage door. Crap. I had visions of trying to explain why me, being an old fart, would be watching Def Poetry much less taping it. I couldn't come up with a reasonable story so I nuked what I was doing, yanked out the tape and stuck it behind the TV. I figured I'd just redo after Mrs FBR went to bed which is usually pretty early. Well, this was Saturday night and I forgot that she had an assload of baking to do for the family Easter get together. So I wound up having to do the taping at 2 in the morning. I dont remember the last time I was up that late.

Anyways, I made it through the taping. I had to turn the TV volume way down, hoping like hell she was sleeping soundly. I put the tape in my truck and called it a night.

I phoned Miss D this morning, telling her mission accomplished and offered to meet her somewhere to hand over the tape. I was still tired from not much sleep Saturday night and the long day Sunday and would have been OK doing a drive by. She said she could come up my way to get it or I could bring it by her apartment. I perked up a bit }:D I said no problem Id just drop it off at her place. Ive only been there a couple of times so I was a little bouncy on the way. I made a couple of wrong turns but finally pulled into a spot next to her car, right by her front door. I knocked tentatively and then she answered in a black silk nighty, her Lady Godiva hair flowing down to her ass.

FTB

Blah...I wish. She had on jeans and a sweatshirt and her hair was up in a bun. I mean, some guys would have capitalized anyway but I was lame. We watched a bit of the tape to make sure it was OK, shot the shit for about twenty minutes and then after a hug and a thank you from her I left. I was so Phil-ish I coulda screamed ;) But I eventually started feeling OK about it...karma and all.

FBR

yoda57us
04-09-2007, 05:44 PM
Never underestimate karma FBR. Doing nice things for people you also pay for sex pays dividends when the lotion/lube comes out....;) }:D 8)

FBR
04-09-2007, 06:01 PM
Never underestimate karma FBR. Doing nice things for people you also pay for sex pays dividends when the lotion/lube comes out....;) }:D 8)

Thanks for that reminder, Yoda :) Maybe next time if I "accidentally" slide down the slippery slope of penetration she wont bite and smack me LOL

FBR

xdamage
04-09-2007, 06:17 PM
You seem like a decent guy FBR. I don't think anyone can accuse you of being a PL. You know what you want, you're getting it, and have realistic expectations. There is nothing wrong with treating your business associates just as friends from time to time.

Howie
04-09-2007, 06:19 PM
Never underestimate karma FBR. Doing nice things for people you also pay for sex pays dividends when the lotion/lube comes out....;) }:D 8)

I don't believe in karma. Bought a $1 powerball ticket last weekend and the clerk mistakenly gave me $5 worth. Didn't catch the mistake until I got in my car. Being the honest man that I am, I returned the ticket and got my single ticket. Didn't win a damn thing. I know it was his mistake, but I would have felt like a thief if I had kept it.

Why does Jenny spend so much time over here when she obviously hates us so.

Moneywise
04-09-2007, 06:21 PM
Never underestimate karma FBR. Doing nice things for people you also pay for sex pays dividends when the lotion/lube comes out....;) }:D 8)

I like the way you think. ;)

Moneywise
04-09-2007, 06:23 PM
Why does Jenny spend so much time over here when she obviously hates us so.

Deep down inside she has an insatiable desire for the Junkies that she just can't shake. :P

xdamage
04-09-2007, 06:28 PM
Why does Jenny spend so much time over here when she obviously hates us so.

It amuses her to tell us all how much we suck.

Jenny
04-09-2007, 06:36 PM
Even in this statement, your loathing for customers comes out - you've just insulted every junkie here btw by making it clear that's how you perceive us, as people who have to pay for it.
Um... just out of curiosity - do you think every junkie even perceives that as a grievous insult - or do you think that is kind of your baggage?


Imagine if you will that one of the guys was to hang out on the pink side and denigrate the girls as often as possible for not being able to make their money in the kind of jobs we do (i.e., suggesting you are just too brainless and flakey to do anything else), or the guys here denigrating the girls because we laugh that we get it from our S.O.s for free plus we can afford to get more on the side from girls who give it up for a few bucks, but hey, that wouldn't be nice. Then again, nobody said you come over here to be nice.
And it's a good thing - again, what happened to "blue has no rules" and "we're expected to have thick skins"? Develop a skin, x. Get over yourself - and if I may point out; sometimes the personal is not political. That is - a distaste for you, may be a distaste for you; not a distaste for customers generally. I know that one is going to sting coming from a flakey, brainless, lazy dancer.


I was laughing, at you for coming over here to the blue side and throwing grenades at customers and then hiding and saying "who me?". Maybe some of these guys really believe it's all in fun, but I think you're so good at the satire (cough) because it's how you really feel. I think it's funny, in a twisted way though.
Of course you think that's how you think I really feel. Because you have baggage. That's what I said. You are thin skinned and defensive about not being good enough to get girls like me for free. And I can see that it must irk the hell out of you that you could pay me, or someone like me, to feel her up, but not to have a good opinion of you. I mean - after all - you're the one with the real job, and you work hard and you can't just skate by on your looks (that is, you are NOT flakey and brainless). You're not the dirty cock grinding whore. And, since this can't be emphasized enough, you ARE the one paying. And yet, somehow, we still feel that we get to evaluate you and judge you and find you... lacking. I can see how that must irritate the freaking hell out of you and cause you to freak out over minor jokes on message boards because they just press right into that frustration, don't they?

Actually - this whole "just telling people what they think" thing is kind of neat. I feel very powerful, like I'm just exerting absolute control over this conversation. No matter what you say back, I can freely discount it because you're just not owning up to your real issue; it's either a lie or completely lack insight and self-awareness. This is very neat. Words are life, you know. I'm just like God right now.


And I guess you haven't noticed but I don't hang out over on the pink side and lob grenades at the dancers; nor am I policing them over there to make sure they don't get out of line.
Well, no. We have lots of people doing that already. And honestly - I personally wouldn't trust you to do a good job. Like I said - you have serious issues that colour your judgment.


Yes guys, this how she thinks about you all, as "you have to pay for it" -
Gosh. 5000 posts and you need to tell people what I think? Dude - if they care, I'm sure they've formed opinions already.


neat Jenny. I'm sure that some of the guys here will believe you when you say "well not you, you're special" and let you off the hook for it.
Come now - you're just being unreasonable. Are you trying to say that some of the guys here AREN'T special? Like you seem to think that YOU'RE pretty fucking great.


I on the other hand am just point out that you seem to take great pleasure in hanging out on the blue side and insulting us, while taking great offense when it suits you. Neat - not.
Well - yes. What's the problem? Sometimes you guys are funny; sometimes you are offensive; sometimes, some of ya'all are just full out depressing. Occasionally, ya'all are interesting and insightful (not you. But other people). Why is there a problem with noticing this?

Now I already gave you a huggy smiley in hopes that it might help you love yourself. It evidently hasn't. But look - again. It is not my fault that you are unattractive and lack the charm and charisma to make cute girls like you. Nor is it my position that every guy who goes to stripclubs is so afflicted - just the one's who are harboring deep and serious resentment against dancers because they have to pay them. There is nothing I can do to make you more sexually attractive to girls, to make you seem more intelligent or insightful or more witty and charming. You are who you are, x. So if you have to pay girls to act like they think you're... you know, even remotely interesting to them, just... get used to it. I mean, you're only going to get older and less attractive (as is, unfortunately the lot of humankind). You will be a much happier person if you shed your bitterness and maybe (dare I say) extend a little gratitude that there are girls out there WILLING to do this job. Seriously - consider for a moment what kind of anti-social behaviours you would be engaging in without this outlet.

Jenny
04-09-2007, 06:42 PM
Deep down inside she has an insatiable desire for the Junkies that she just can't shake. :P
Not quite insatiable - just exceptionally deep and powerful.
Oh come on. I'm not even really a dancer. I just crave male attention. I'm really only pretty (and female!) over the internet, you know.

xdamage
04-09-2007, 06:47 PM
Ah but my skin is thick, still... it seems to me as much time as you spend down here insulting us customers you must feel an overwhelming sense of inferiority.

But I can understand that. I mean it must be hard, having to be around so many people who have become successful using their brains, and personalities to overcome, while you're making it by shaking your ass.

I'd be envious too knowing that all these guys that come in and pay you for your services can own you for such a cheap price, and that they deal with far more complex worries and concerns then you are capable of. It's okay though hun, one day when your looks fade you may have a chance to catch up with the rest of us who have earned our respect through hard work vs say lucky genes and a dependence on milking pathetic dudes for our living.

In the mean time, there are many customers here who just can't wait for you to tell them how ugly, stupid, and what losers they are. Go for it. Just forgive me if I laugh at you while you do it.

p.s. I love the advice about gratitude ... I'd suggest you might have some gratitude that there are customers our there that pay you else you might have to do one of those other kind of jobs that the rest of us do, but then you'd probably tell me why bother, the line of PLs is endless. And to that I'd say, indeed, and so are the girls willing to give it up for a few bucks. And when you're time is up because you've grown to old, there will be yet more and I'll still be able to buy it if I want, while you won't be able to sell it. Yea, gratitude. A great idea. My gratitude is certainly equal to your own.

Jenny
04-09-2007, 07:13 PM
Ah but my skin is thick, still... it seems to me as much time as you spend down here insulting us customers you must feel an overwhelming sense of inferiority.
Well - see above.


But I can understand that. I mean it must be hard, having to be around so many people who have become successful using their brains, and personalities to overcome, while you're making it by shaking your ass.
I'm not going to lie here, x. It is hard. I mean you have to understand, that I'm not very smart. Borderline retarded, really. I mean, I can feed myself, but I make kind of mess. And I'm practically without personality. I mean, I have the charm and humour of a rock. Not even a big interesting rock. A little rock. Like the kind you'd find in a gravel driveway. And it's a little ironic, that with your towering intellect - I can still do better than you. Like really - guys smarter, better looking, more successful, less bitter and obsessed with their own inadequacies. So, ultimately, I suppose shaking one's ass still has some of it's own rewards that compensate for the the genetic disaster that is me.


I'd be envious too knowing that all these guys that come in and pay you for your services can own you for such a cheap price, and that they deal with far more complex worries and concerns then you are capable of. It's okay though hun, one day when your looks fade you may have a chance to catch up with the rest of us who have earned our respect through hard work vs say lucky genes and a dependence on milking pathetic dudes for our living.
Well, it's more of a rental. If they wanted to own me... it'd be least... well, a little bit more. Like...at least $50 a week. Plus shampoo (I like to wash my hair a lot). Really, I'm not so worried about my looks fading - I'm really only so-so to begin with, so I'm pretty well acquainted with the fact that you just have to find a MORE pathetic dude. Maybe someday when I have no other options, I'll even give you a shot. Not until I have absolutely NO other options though. Like, it would have to be AFTER my Mexican horse-porn career, so I don't know what my naked body will look like by then... but hey. Guys like you have to take what you can get.


In the mean time, there are many customers here who just can't wait for you to tell them how ugly, stupid, and what losers they are. Go for it. Just forgive me if I laugh at you while you do it.
Oh, x. I already told you - it's not customers. It's just you. You know - for all my borderline retardation... I can still read.

xdamage
04-09-2007, 07:30 PM
Edited.

See above posting. It's not good form to be uncivil right after the civility call.

- Da Mods

yoda57us
04-11-2007, 02:23 PM
Thanks for that reminder, Yoda :) Maybe next time if I "accidentally" slide down the slippery slope of penetration she wont bite and smack me LOL

FBR

I've known girls who thought biting and smacking was foreplay...:'(


I don't believe in karma. Bought a $1 powerball ticket last weekend and the clerk mistakenly gave me $5 worth. Didn't catch the mistake until I got in my car. Being the honest man that I am, I returned the ticket and got my single ticket. Didn't win a damn thing. I know it was his mistake, but I would have felt like a thief if I had kept it.


You're not understanding the principle involved. Returning the tickets you didn't pay for was the right thing to do. It doesn't mean you are supposed to win.


Why does Jenny spend so much time over here when she obviously hates us so.

Are we reading the same posts? I don't get the hate vibe at all, I really don't. Jenny has a quick wit and she can be sarcastic as all get-out...kinda reminds me of me.:)
Lots of us down here in blue are guilty of the same thing but I don't think it means most of us hate women in general or dancers in particular. Jenny posts honestly and presents a dancers POV. It doesn't mean she hates us.


I like the way you think. ;)

Thanks MW, it's always worked out well for me...;D

Docido
04-11-2007, 03:53 PM
Bottom line, we're all lovable until the money runs out. :D

xdamage
04-11-2007, 04:22 PM
Bottom line, we're all lovable until the money runs out. :D

LMAO, true, true ;D

evan_essence
04-12-2007, 06:08 PM
Why does Jenny spend so much time over here when she obviously hates us so.What are you talking about? She preaches equality. I'm the one who thinks women are superior and y'all are beneath me.


Are we reading the same posts? I don't get the hate vibe at all, I really don't.That's because you understand when a point is dead serious and when it's been embellished into satire as a mechanism to playfully dance with the person trying to parry.

-Ev

BigBullocks
04-20-2022, 04:49 PM
this is blue, so its the customer section?