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LuckyOne
09-16-2007, 03:55 PM
I buried my mum today. You were always awesome and I love ya and miss you.
Dayum! Wow- I'm sorry to hear that. Makes all my worries seem so minimal. My condolenses to you. :'(
cameron_keys
09-16-2007, 03:59 PM
I buried my mum today. You were always awesome and I love ya and miss you.
I'm so sorry. RIP to your mom. Big hugs to you :grouphug:
Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 04:01 PM
My condolences too. :hug:
TigersMilk
09-16-2007, 04:21 PM
meatydick2001 is our newest member. Heh.
Saultry-Eyes
09-16-2007, 04:26 PM
I buried my mum today. You were always awesome and I love ya and miss you.
I'm sorry. I know we don't know each other but I recently had a loss also and am here if you need to chat.
Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 05:19 PM
My dad's all offended because I snapped at him, and he's decided I'm "hypersensitive." No, I'm just fucking annoyed because I told him a week ago that I got a tattoo, I already knew he wouldn't like it and I was just telling him so he wouldn't freak out when he saw it, and I didn't want to hear any sermons or lectures on the subject. So of course he's been bitching and bitching and berating me and sending me endless sermons and links to all the people who regret their tattoos, and I told him a few days ago that I didn't want to hear it anymore. His bitching is not going to make the tattoo go away. I told him I was done with the discussion, and he kept going, so I told him (in caps via email) that I don't CARE whether he likes it or not and he needs to keep his opinion to himself from now on because I'm sick of his bitching. Apparently that makes me hypersensitive.
I don't know what he means to accomplish with all this bitching, because the tattoo is not going to vanish if he just bitches enough or even if he changes my mind about it (which he won't). So he might as well just shut the fuck up. If the entire state of Mississippi hates my tattoo, I could give a shit; I don't live there and doubt I ever will. So yeah, dad, I love you but SHUT UP about the damn tattoo!
I should add that the same dude is dating two women my age (one of them is actually younger than me) and I think that's gross, and I know he's dating them because mature, intelligent women won't give him the time of day. But I keep THAT to myself, so he can show me the same damn courtesy, no?
cameron_keys
09-16-2007, 05:24 PM
I know he's dating them because mature, intelligent women won't give him the time of day.
I cant imagine why they wouldnt....he sounds oh-so-mature!
You should tell him next time that your tattoo disappeared overnight and it must have been all his wisdom that just seeped into you and sucked the ink right out. When he bitches that it isnt possible...say NO KIDDING!!!! So STOP!!!
Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 05:27 PM
^^^ :laughing: I wish I'd thought of that!
Callyish
09-16-2007, 05:50 PM
Okay I peed on a stick... and its negative. So where the fuck is my period?! Its over a week late *grumble*
Lady Jade
09-16-2007, 06:05 PM
^^^ I sold it on Craig's List! :D
Callyish
09-16-2007, 06:07 PM
Bah you bitch!!! I need it now!!! I refuse to have it show up when I go see Scotty *grumble*
Lady Jade
09-16-2007, 06:08 PM
But I sold it. You're never getting it back. I thought that was a good thing!
Callyish
09-16-2007, 06:09 PM
I dunno... I kinda like getting it every month... it gives me peace of mind lol.
Lady Jade
09-16-2007, 06:11 PM
Well crap. You're gonna have to track down that weird guy and get it back! :D
ExoticEngineer
09-16-2007, 06:11 PM
The guy who delivered my chinese food stared at my cat. I also noticed my neighbor mowing his lawn in his boxers and really tall white socks.
Callyish
09-16-2007, 06:11 PM
:rotfl: Im watching Gene Simmons Family Jewels right now and holy fuck I can't stop laughing :rotfl:
britt244
09-16-2007, 06:14 PM
Also ITGirl is really getting on my last nerve... that is all..
i have a theory about her...
Callyish
09-16-2007, 06:15 PM
i have a theory about her...
Oh do share!!
Kaylinn
09-16-2007, 06:15 PM
The guy who delivered my chinese food stared at my cat. I also noticed my neighbor mowing his lawn in his boxers and really tall white socks.
You reminded me of somethign really creepy.
I was volunteering at the Humane Society in Pittsbugh. One day, this Chinese man walks in and says...."How much to buy all your cats?"
The shelter worker said, Umm.....what for?
The Chinese man says "I am opening a restaurant soon, and was pricing different sources"
Shelter worker shocked, stuttered out " Umm, oh my, we don't sell our animals for thoes purposes, these are pets"
britt244
09-16-2007, 06:15 PM
^ pming you (cally)
meatydick2001 is our newest member. Heh.
He won't last long. Either that, or he'll just lurk in PP. ::)
Anyway....off to Subway for a sammich and CVS for sinus meds.
BTW. God. I. Hate. SA.
Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 06:33 PM
Ever since I decided to go ahead with the Oregon move, I've gotten incredibly antsy. I don't want to do anything or follow my normal life anymore, I just want to look up information on Oregon and fantasize about living there. I don't want to wait three months to check it out and six months to move. I want to go RIGHT EFFING NOW!
britt244
09-16-2007, 06:35 PM
^ i get like that whenever i'm doing something new. even though whenever ive moved in the last 3 years its been close by i still focus entirely on the new place, haha.
HAH! Yek, we're in the same boat...but I still go back and forth between Vegas and San Diego. Something inside tells me it's high time to meet Vegas, though...
Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 06:41 PM
We might go in November. I've still got unfinished business here, but K correctly pointed out that the longer we stay here, the more money we just throw into the vast abyss that is our exorbitant Hollywood rent. We might as well go sooner as later.
We might go in November. I've still got unfinished business here, but K correctly pointed out that the longer we stay here, the more money we just throw into the vast abyss that is our exorbitant Hollywood rent. We might as well go sooner as later.
Wow! That's right around the corner! I saw some pictures of Portland on that city-data forum, and it is a really beautiful city. I only wish my body could stand the cold weather...but alas, I'm an old lady. :(
Don't know if you've seen these already, but check out these pics. Gorgeous.
http://www.city-data.com/forum/portland/31202-welcome-portland-forum.html
hardkandee
09-16-2007, 06:54 PM
I'm so jealous. I'd love to move to Oregon, it's so beautiful there. I'm really not suited to this desert and sand shit.
I just want to say Yekhefah is awesome. She totally inspires me to work harder in life. :blush: (I just wanted you to know that!)
For the record, I'm only mildly buzzed. I'm not usually so blatantly loving.
Does it get that cold in Portland? :-\
I've always wanted to live in Seattle for as long as I can remember...but my frail body would seriously die up there. BBBRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! The same with San Francisco.
I know! It's horrible! >:( :(
iambonbon05
09-16-2007, 07:04 PM
Ooh another new Oregonian? Yay!
ExoticEngineer
09-16-2007, 07:10 PM
Uhm..... I want to hear the theory dagnabbit!
britt244
09-16-2007, 07:11 PM
^ i sent it to cally and she didnt tell me what she thought :( haha i cant go spreading these things around if im totally off base and it sounds silly!
hardkandee
09-16-2007, 07:12 PM
LadyJade!
Do you do brownies too?
I have a great recipe for rocky road brownies... for your growing empire!
Lady Jade
09-16-2007, 07:16 PM
Haha Actually, I *do* bake brownies! And brownie-bottom cheesecake. And... well, I can bake damn near anything!
For right now, I think I'm going to just start with cookies. They're the easiest for shipping as they are less likely to melt, go sour, etc. since they don't need refrigeration. Maybe when my empire is bigger and I decide to open a bakery... }:D
hardkandee
09-16-2007, 07:25 PM
When you do open up the bakery, let me know. I've found an awesome restaurant supply house that has great prices on equipment and ships for very cheap. It's been a lifesaver because my local restaurant supply stores suck.
I just got a great 20qt mixer from them for only $1,400. Most places wanted over $2,000 for the same model. And let me tell ya, it's so nice to have a mixer that can knock out 8x a recipe!
Lady Jade
09-16-2007, 07:28 PM
It's not going to be for a couple of years probably, but wow, I'm definitely going to hit you up. As it is, when I get my house (hopefully in the next 2 years), I'm going to need high quality appliances that can handle making recipes for 20+. Yes, I have a huge family.
sxybrat07
09-16-2007, 07:48 PM
Mmm...brownies....mmmm....cookies....
Boo nyquil :(
Lady Jade
09-16-2007, 07:49 PM
Poor sxy! I hope you feel better soon!
Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 07:51 PM
Bite your tongue! NyQuil is wonderful!!
sxybrat07
09-16-2007, 07:51 PM
They should make cookie flavored nyquil, cookies taste much better than nasty nyquil! LJ, there's your new goal, make yummy tasting medicine! :D
Lady Jade
09-16-2007, 07:53 PM
Hahahaha Well, I guess between my day job, baking cookies, finishing up cross-stitch projects and making this year's Christmas ornaments.... I could probably squeeze that in somewhere - just for you, sxy! ;D
Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 07:53 PM
When I have to take NyQuil, I take it with chocolate. Shoot the NyQuil, eat the chocolate, brush your teeth, pass the fuck out and sleep better than you slept in years. That stuff is a miracle!
Lady Jade
09-16-2007, 07:54 PM
You know, it's a good thing I'm not some crazy stalker troll since I have so much contact info for people on SW! :D
sxybrat07
09-16-2007, 07:55 PM
Haha. I actually take the gelcaps Yek, cuz I can't handle the flavor, it makes me puke instantly. Nyquil and chocolate huh? That's a new one! I wish Nyquil put me to sleep :(
LJ, I'll settle for a bottle of nyquil WITH a batch of cookies if necessary :P
Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 07:56 PM
It doesn't put you to sleep because you're taking those stupid gelcaps that don't work!
And BTW, what the fuck is up with me wanting to get married? I never wanted to get married again. I did that once and it ended in heartbreak. I never wanted to do that whole stupid marriage bullshit again. But lately I want to marry K and I can't stop thinking about a pretty little wedding on the roof of the Peabody Hotel in Memphis - we met there, we had our first kiss there, and it has the most beautiful view of downtown and the sun setting behind the river. I wish this stupid fantasy would stop. How do I make it go away?
sxybrat07
09-16-2007, 07:57 PM
Marry me! :)
cameron_keys
09-16-2007, 07:57 PM
I wish this stupid fantasy would stop. How do I make it go away?
Have a commitment ceremony. All the pretty wedding stuff....none of the legal BS.
Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 08:02 PM
Well, I think you get stuck with the legal BS after awhile anyway (the whole commonlaw thing)... and I think I kind of want the reassurance of permanence. I don't know why. Maybe because I know that marrying K won't come with all the stupid monogamy shit I had to deal with last time, it would just be a bond with the guy I am completely and totally wrapped up in. I'm a little intoxicated at the moment but I LOVE K and I want to marry him in front of everybody (we had no guests at my last wedding). I'm a wear a red dress or a blue one and K will stomp on a glass and everybody in Memphis will know I fucking love this man.
Lady Jade
09-16-2007, 08:02 PM
I never wanted to get married before, but now I find myself thinking about it from time to time with the boy. I guess it just happens sometimes. :shrug:
Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 08:03 PM
Is it bad that I want to hire a hooker for our wedding night? You know, to make it extra-fun?
Callyish
09-16-2007, 08:05 PM
OMG Yek can I be your hooker for your wedding night? *grin*