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Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 08:11 PM
TOTALLY! I wish you would!

Callyish
09-16-2007, 08:14 PM
Oh I think I would die and have gone to heaven if I was in the same bed as you and K :O

Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 08:16 PM
Now I'm all consumed with fantasies of a wedding night in the Peabody Hotel with K and Cally and a big fluffy bed. I'm never gonna get to sleep tonight, I'm gonna wear out batteries until the dawn.

britt244
09-16-2007, 08:21 PM
excuse me. i just need to comment that although you guys might be cookie whores, i am now part of latinarose's lush club. oh my freaking god. if you havent tried it, TRY IT.

i was expecting a pretty colored little bath with some nice smells. oh no. i could feel how silky the bubble bar was when i was crumbling it under the water, and while i was soaking i could feel the softness! the only thing i didnt like was the buffy bar (sorry LR! i think its too much for my skin. i feel kinda sticky like now.) the dream cream felt like a super light marshmallow fluff or something. omg. it's heaven. really.

my water bills are going to skyrocket because i will be taking baths every night wanting to try all this stuff i bought out!

Callyish
09-16-2007, 08:23 PM
OMG... *faints* thats it I gotta go and umm.... *grabs vibe and runs away*

Callyish
09-16-2007, 08:24 PM
excuse me. i just need to comment that although you guys might be cookie whores, i am now part of latinarose's lush club. oh my freaking god. if you havent tried it, TRY IT.

i was expecting a pretty colored little bath with some nice smells. oh no. i could feel how silky the bubble bar was when i was crumbling it under the water, and while i was soaking i could feel the softness! the only thing i didnt like was the buffy bar (sorry LR! i think its too much for my skin. i feel kinda sticky like now.) the dream cream felt like a super light marshmallow fluff or something. omg. it's heaven. really.

my water bills are going to skyrocket because i will be taking baths every night wanting to try all this stuff i bought out!


LMAO I hear ya girl!! I spent $150 the other day at Lush... and i've been in the bath every day like twice a day :O

britt244
09-16-2007, 08:25 PM
^i spent $100 today! after i drove 45 mins there thinking i was lost the whole time hahaha.

Yekhefah
09-16-2007, 08:27 PM
I wanna go to Lush, but I have no money and the nearest one is in the Universal Shittywalk. They are about to open one in Memphis though... may the Lord save us...

I would like to get a nice hotel room with a big ass jacuzzi and a bunch of Lush stuff, and take a girl there for a crazy night. I haven't been laid in a jacuzzi in so long, and somehow the idea of loving up a pretty girl in silky soft pink bubbling water is really doing it for me right now!

Callyish
09-16-2007, 08:34 PM
Im about to take a bath... I could take pics for you Yek lol..

Lady Jade
09-16-2007, 08:35 PM
I'm so excited for you to get your gingersnaps, Yekh. You have to give me an honest, Southern woman's opinion!

Callyish
09-16-2007, 08:36 PM
Anyone else see the Whiskas commercials where they have men pretending to be cats? Am I the only one who finds these commercials annoying? LoL

TigersMilk
09-16-2007, 09:24 PM
Fuck you homework quiz. Fuck you in your stupid paper ass. I make sense and you don't mr. quiz. You suck perpetual balls quiz.

Alaska
09-16-2007, 09:41 PM
I wanna go to Lush, but I have no money and the nearest one is in the Universal Shittywalk. They are about to open one in Memphis though... may the Lord save us...

I would like to get a nice hotel room with a big ass jacuzzi and a bunch of Lush stuff, and take a girl there for a crazy night. I haven't been laid in a jacuzzi in so long, and somehow the idea of loving up a pretty girl in silky soft pink bubbling water is really doing it for me right now!

I wanna be like you.:angel:

PrettyCurlieQ
09-16-2007, 09:57 PM
I don't understand why there's always one girl showing her hoo-ha onstage and stuff in our topless club. There is an all-nude club in town, in fact, it's under the same ownership as the club where I work, it's our freaking sister club. But there's always one girl who has to do it, and it irritates me to no end. Not because I'm afraid to look at it or whatever, but because it messes up everyone who is following the rules... Then the customers get this idea in their heads and it's all hell from there. Grr.. Why can't she drive five more miles and go to the other club!!

Danielle_
09-16-2007, 09:59 PM
Man, friends suck. You support them all the time, are there for every little sniffle & then when you need someone to talk to, they just blow you off. I fucking hate it!!!

ExoticEngineer
09-16-2007, 10:24 PM
I made LJ's brownie bottom cheese cake! I'm pretty sure myself and eveyone who ate it had a mouthgasm.

And HK, I know where that restaurant supply place is!!! I do I do!

I've decided I need a girlfriend. An official one. Gonna talk to the man about that when he gets home....

Callyish
09-16-2007, 10:26 PM
Now I wouldn't do this for just anyone... but Exotic I am totally willing to be your offical gf...

AlexxaHex
09-16-2007, 10:27 PM
I don't understand why there's always one girl showing her hoo-ha onstage and stuff in our topless club. There is an all-nude club in town, in fact, it's under the same ownership as the club where I work, it's our freaking sister club. But there's always one girl who has to do it, and it irritates me to no end. Not because I'm afraid to look at it or whatever, but because it messes up everyone who is following the rules... Then the customers get this idea in their heads and it's all hell from there. Grr.. Why can't she drive five more miles and go to the other club!!

I was just talking about this last night with some co-workers! And the one girl who does it is so pretty she doesn't HAVE TO show her cooch to make money. It just blows my mind how little some dancers think of their selling abilities and have to resort to cheating everyone else out of money. Stop drinking like a fish and talking to 2 guys all night and you might get some dances!

ANd OMG I have STEAK and corn on the cob!! I haven't had a decent hot meal in weeks and this one rocks. Poor Jess has to have it reheated in the microwave when he gets home from work. Sorry but I ain't cookin steak twice!

ExoticEngineer
09-16-2007, 10:30 PM
Awe! Cally you would be the perfect little snuggly/sex you up girlfriend ever!

Seriously though, I do need one. Especially on nights like tonight. A girl to watch stupid reality shows with, giggle about it later, and then have crazy girly sex with after that.

(and then go look at trees with! ;))

PrettyCurlieQ
09-16-2007, 10:34 PM
...the one girl who does it is so pretty she doesn't HAVE TO show her cooch to make money...

I personally believe that the main offender in my club does it because she can't compete over at the nude club, so in our club, it gives her the edge. She's not really pretty, I know everyone has their own tastes and all, but her teeth are all fucked up and a customer told me his time in VIP with her was unpleasant because she needed to douche. Ouch.

But still.. it's irritating.

Callyish
09-16-2007, 10:35 PM
OMG!! Im watching Gene Simmons right now heh.... staring out the window at the tree and eying my vibrator bwahaha...

ExoticEngineer
09-16-2007, 10:37 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Callyish
09-16-2007, 10:39 PM
*hops a flight to PHX to have her way with EE then go convince EE's club that shes a brand spankin new dancer*

MishaBliss
09-16-2007, 10:53 PM
I have met the most beautiful man alive...

Callyish
09-16-2007, 11:01 PM
Oh Misha do share!!!

TigersMilk
09-16-2007, 11:05 PM
Oh Misha do share!!!
Yea share;D

MishaBliss
09-16-2007, 11:09 PM
^^^
I want to!!!!...but I feel I should hold out...this may be the one.

TigersMilk
09-16-2007, 11:10 PM
Oh man why ya gotta keep me hanging like that? *mopes*

Callyish
09-16-2007, 11:13 PM
Damnit woman!!! Don't tease us!!!!!!!!

AlexxaHex
09-16-2007, 11:15 PM
Why is Cally in the garbage?

Callyish
09-16-2007, 11:17 PM
LoL its from a contest show.... Im carried on stage inside a garbage can and I pop out of it during the first song wearing a pussy cat costume... then make a huge ass mess on stage :D

NatalieFRPhilly
09-16-2007, 11:19 PM
Gross, I just ate some party cake ice cream again when it already made me sick once this night. So then after a couple bites I was like what am I doing, and I put it all down teh garbage disposal. I felt kind of crazy, but I liked it! It also saves me from the calories I would have spent on that ice cream.

Darcy Foxx
09-16-2007, 11:19 PM
i want to hang out with cally. i still think you should come work at CH

Callyish
09-16-2007, 11:21 PM
LoL Darcy... Justice was trying to get me to go... shes there now... or she left to be there anyway... she took Dana Rivers with her... they were bugging me non stop to go... but im gonna wait till next year when I have my boobs and nose done and I wow Joseph at next years MNC. Im not competing in it this year..

Darcy Foxx
09-16-2007, 11:23 PM
yeah justice starts tonight, i'm really looking forward to seeing her show!

i'll have my boobs done by then too... so we can walk around lookin all hot with our huge tittays.

Callyish
09-16-2007, 11:25 PM
Wahooo!!! OMG people are so gonna think we're sisters :rotfl:

I'll be like 'yea we're sisters... shes the hot one... I got the shitty end of the stick when it came to looks'

BalletBaby
09-16-2007, 11:25 PM
I just got home from Houston. No sex. I'm pissed.

Oh, and I got my first speeding ticket. Hurray::)

Darcy Foxx
09-16-2007, 11:27 PM
oh quiet you, i am so not the hot one. we are the hot two!!!!

you can teach me to pole dance, because i suck lol

TigersMilk
09-16-2007, 11:27 PM
Why is Cally in the garbage?
Cuz shes a dirty dirty girl;D

Callyish
09-16-2007, 11:28 PM
Deal!! Though you may be better learning from Justice lol. That girl is nuts on the pole :O

Darcy Foxx
09-16-2007, 11:30 PM
haha i'll tell her she has to teach me!

the girl who won MNA this year is REALLY good on the pole too. i definitely need to at least learn some basics, i think.

Callyish
09-16-2007, 11:33 PM
Ahaha yes you need some basics :D

Im working on my show without a pole now because I rely too much on it... i've mastered round offs into the splits and a few flexibility floor moves anyway..

Darcy Foxx
09-16-2007, 11:37 PM
i can do like 3 different BASIC spins.... and climb up then slide back down. hahahha.

round off into the splits.... damn, that's impressive. i can jump/walk/slide into the splits but i'm not quite that acrobatic!

Callyish
09-16-2007, 11:39 PM
I do it barefoot(not daring enough to try it in heels lol) its actually easy... if you can do round offs.... when you land your round off kinda bounce up and drop into the splits(does this make sense?) Justice does it as well so watch her lol.

Callyish
09-16-2007, 11:40 PM
If you can climb up instead of just sliding down drop down into the splits.. of hold yourself out from the pole and pull your legs up into a V... just different holds once you get up there... also try spinning yourself down... bah my brain wont let me explain things tonight lol.

Darcy Foxx
09-16-2007, 11:44 PM
i can't really do round offs. i have very weak arms, despite the fact that i work them out a lot. i'm still struggling with just doing a handstand against the pole.

AlexxaHex
09-17-2007, 12:16 AM
omg I cant even climb the freakin pole. I do two spins - actually three but one is a variation of the other one.

LAME.

Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 12:20 AM
i can spin holding on with my ouside leg, spin holding on with my inside leg, and spin backwards with my inside leg. that's pretty much it haha.

Kaylinn
09-17-2007, 12:22 AM
Hanging is much easier than learning to spin. It's the only trick I can do. Just climb to the top, get a grip with the legs and let go.

Callyish
09-17-2007, 12:22 AM
I can't do pole work... nope not me... never touched a pole *coughs and looks around*