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ExoticEngineer
09-17-2007, 12:24 AM
I'll vouch for her too! She's a total Newb! Uh huh, yep yep!

LuckyOne
09-17-2007, 12:25 AM
Ah, I just finished up a sad book a few minutes ago and looked up to see it was 12:03. Decided to check my horoscope for the day:

Things are a bit less than perfect for you right now, but there's no reason to despair. It's a short phase that should readjust quickly and once you're past today's obstacles things should go quite smoothly.

and THANK GOODNESS. The last thing I need is a bad day. Not like anything is terribly wrong at the moment. I think I'm just hormonal. (Damn female parts!) I have been craving chocolate all night and I didn't think I had any in the house, but I just found dark chocolate kisses and andes mints stashed in the candy bag i had forgotten were there. Mmm, sometimes you just need chocolate... I really feel like a junkie that just got my fix.

Lysondra
09-17-2007, 12:26 AM
I knew when I came home nothing would change. I can't take it any more. I want out.

Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 12:27 AM
I can't do pole work... nope not me... never touched a pole *coughs and looks around*

hahaha. yes, you SUCK at pole :P

cally when you come here we are SO doing a photo shoot together.

Callyish
09-17-2007, 12:30 AM
Oh hell yes Darcy!! We are doin shoots together then im bringing you back to Canada with me and making you mine :D

Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 12:31 AM
yes!!! darcy+cally photos = hotness.

hey i might be coming to canada in october... do you ever go to vancouver?

Callyish
09-17-2007, 12:36 AM
Yes yes I do!! Tell me when you'll be there and i'll book myself out there :D

Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 12:38 AM
awesome :D i'll find out when... just gotta get my passport sorted out, i'm flying over there to shoot for my website and the company are based in vancouver. but hopefully it'll be pretty soon!

yaaaay i wanna meet cally.

Tart
09-17-2007, 12:58 AM
I just wanted to say Thank you to Jade ( I'll pm you ) We had a pit stop in the city for 24 hours. We filmed a DVD today and Chris did his home speaking. We are off today to Detroit then the entire East coast.

I received the cookies when I got home. Most of my mail always comes late.

I'm leaving this site for good and have asked my profile to be deleted. It's random so it belongs in the random thread.

lol no need to start an entire thread as a farewell or fuck off. At any rate.

Ya'll take care you hear!

Mily
09-17-2007, 01:04 AM
^Why are you leaving, Tart? :(

Tart
09-17-2007, 01:09 AM
I rather not go into it. Nothing but hate will spew forth. Needless to say, it's for the best :)

There are ways to stay in touch. I'll PM you my email address.

Mily
09-17-2007, 01:10 AM
^I'm gonna send a friend request to your MySpace account, too, if that's okay, Missy. ;)

BalletBaby
09-17-2007, 01:43 AM
Tart, I hope someday when I go back to Chicago I will get to meet you. You've shared so many personal stories and are a truly amazing woman. Take care.

Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 01:46 AM
Tart, drop me a line on MySpace if you ever come to Australia!

Mily
09-17-2007, 02:11 AM
OMG. I am Ms. PMS Central right now. I want to cry and throw things at the fucking wall....AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! I HATE PMS! I swear...it's so bad that I check my panties like every 5 minutes just to see if I've fucking started already!!!!

I'm just glad I finished my dancer laundry....now I get to do nails and toes...WEEEEEEE!!!

BTW. Where is my cat? Lil shit.

britt244
09-17-2007, 06:00 AM
i get to meet tart. neener neener.

Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 07:07 AM
No, Tart, don't go!

I answered a craigslist w4w ad, and she seems interested in me but she's inquiring about the man in my life (I sent her a link to my profile on MySpace). I need a way to explain about the open relationship without making myself look like another trendsexual trolling for girl-pooty behind her boyfriend's back. I so suck at tact.

Lysondra
09-17-2007, 07:09 AM
^ I just tell them straight out. Works fine.

Also, speaking of girls... a few days ago I had fun with a beautiful dark South African woman. :D

Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 07:15 AM
Oooh, pretty! The hooker we got at the Chicken Ranch was African. Long little braids and espresso skin, she was gorgeous. K said when she and I were playing together we looked like a yin-yang. :D

What do you want out of, Lysondra? The engagement?

Lysondra
09-17-2007, 07:20 AM
She was lovely and dark and smelled of chocolate (no really, she had chocolate perfume!). I played with her in a hot tub in front of two men.. one of which ended up doing here while we went at it. BAD ME!!

Partner is trying really hard but I'm just not that into it anymore. I knew my trip away for two weeks would teach me something... and it did.. that I didn't miss home. So I'm working out carefully my next steps.

I haven't told anyone this but I will now. Last week I broke it off. He still thinks it's repairable so I'm letting him try, but I'm looking and he knows it.

My only fear is my immigration now, but I have a few wildcards up my sleeve for emergencies.

Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 07:27 AM
I think that's probably a good idea. You're a bit young for a second marriage and he didn't seem like the right guy for you at all. Get your frisky self out there and live it up!

The hot tub thing sounds wonderful. How do you hook this stuff up? I need some stories like that! And preferably without driving to Nevada and paying $1200!

What do I tell this giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl? Although who knows, she might look like a dog. She's seen my MySpace but she hasn't sent me a pic yet... still, she sounds cool. I just gotta think of what to tell her and how to word it. "I have a great guy but he goes out of town a lot and often I'm in the mood for soft silky girl, and maybe sometime he can watch or join in if you're down with that" seems a bit too, I dunno, craigslist.

Lysondra
09-17-2007, 07:29 AM
I'll send you the story via PM.. it's MUCH steamier in reality than I'm even posting here. ;)

Maybe you should tell her turtle to send you a pic.

TigersMilk
09-17-2007, 08:18 AM
I feel all responsible. I'm going to school early to get help for my evil take home math quiz. Gonna treat myself to some coffee first.

Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 08:19 AM
Why do I keep getting so many emails telling me I need a bigger penis? Maybe they're right. I'm not getting any penis at all while K is out of town, so any penis would be bigger than the one I'm getting. Will these pills really get me a good deep penis this week?

ExoticEngineer
09-17-2007, 08:34 AM
I actually want to have a penis for one day.

I would pee on a wall without getting my shorts wet.

I would travel to snow and write my name in it.

I'd get head.

I'd get some ass.

I'd get laid.

Then I'd flash my hubby with it and go "WooWoo!"

Just one day would be fun.

NatalieFRPhilly
09-17-2007, 08:38 AM
my boyfriend is so irritation sometimes. Yea he gets up to go to seven at work, but I go to bed at three after work. I am fucking considerate about being quiet. he is not! And I heard him drink straight from the diet pepsi bottle which he knows I hate. Bad way to start the day.

Bridgette
09-17-2007, 09:37 AM
I think it's funny when people claim they don't want to start something by leaving, but then post "I'm leaving!" in two different places, one being an extremely well-visited Lounge thread. LOL

Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 09:38 AM
i just spent the last 3 hours decorating my two favourite feature costumes with over 500 swarovskis! they look amazing. i'm going back to the store tomorrow to buy more crystals so i can cover the other ones :D

Callyish
09-17-2007, 09:41 AM
Hot damn Darcy! That sounds so hot!!

Im trying to motivate myself to get off my bed and do my makeup... I have to leave in 20min to go do my lunch show *sigh*

Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 09:51 AM
i'll have to take photos when i'm wearing them... i'm so so so happy with how they look!

Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 09:52 AM
hmm i'm off to bed now, good night everyone!

TigersMilk
09-17-2007, 09:53 AM
The dentist is gonna rip my teeth outta my head tomorrow! Oh no! I like whole foods and booze and other things that fit in my mouth.

Callyish
09-17-2007, 09:58 AM
Night sexy Darcy :D

ExoticEngineer
09-17-2007, 10:06 AM
The dentist is gonna rip my teeth outta my head tomorrow! Oh no! I like whole foods and booze and other things that fit in my mouth.

This made me giggle.

Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 12:53 PM
I posted in Casual Encounters before I went to class, and got home from my class to find 38 responses. This one guy is FUCKING CUTE. I can't believe no one's fucking his brains out right now. If he wants to meet for a drink tonight and he's not a total douche, I'm gonna tear this boy apart.

Kaylinn
09-17-2007, 02:25 PM
My mom is out of jail again. For now.

She wants to buy me a plane ticket back to Pa to visit her, and I told her I'd only do it if I did not stay at her house. That pissed her off. Sorry, but I refuse to be around drugs and constant drinking.Plus, if I stayed with her, it would only take about 8 hours before I killed her. Small doses. I can only stand her in small doses. Away from liquor.

Wonder how long she'll manage to stay free this time.

Wanna know what really burns me up? This woman got Social Security. A back payment of 20grand. For depression. She's a fuckign alocholic. Of course she's depressed! I would be to if all I did was sit in my house and drank from sun up to sun down. She says she can't work due to the depression. She can't fucking work because she's always drunk and can't get her ass to a job!

Wanna knwo what she's doing with that 20grand?
Lipo, face lift and breast lift.
Good damn use of tha money. You thin kshe'd try to get her life on track, get a place to live instead of mooch off pathetic men...but nooo....she's gonna blow it all and still be poor, living off sleezeball men.

I said, I'm in college now, wanna help with my tuition since yuo've neer helped with anythign before in my life? She said, I can't! I need to get my eyes done.

Bitch, that's what years of drugs will do to you! Quit that shit and live a normal lifestyle and you wouldn't need a damn face lift! She's 48 and looks 60. That's what 15 years of drugs and a rough life will do.

Or maybe she shoudl take that 20 grand and invest in some rehab for the son she ruined. My brother is JUST like her. a waste of oxygen. Works at Wendy's, high school drop out. Gets fired from a different job every week cause he can't get his ass to work cause he stayed up to late partying. He just discovered that if he dates fat chicks, they will kiss his sorry ass and give him money and a place to stay.


Then...my bitch ass mother will tell my grandmother lies abotu me. My mother told my gram I was a prostitute in Vegas and had a drug addiciton. I have never touched a drug in my life! If there's one thign my mother taught me, it was stay the fuck away from drugs! My mom is the one doing blow jobs for crack. My mother just feels so pathetic she needs to make her self feel better, and she's jealous of my good life, and the fact that she did nothing to get me here, so she needs to make me look bad, as bad as her and the rest of the losers in my family.

Fuck it. This is why I moved to the opposite coast. I have no reason to go back to Pa. No family I care to visit, no friend I care to see.

I'll take the trip to Cancun and dump them when I get there and have my own fun.

TigersMilk
09-17-2007, 03:19 PM
I'm being a fatty today because I won't be able to eat yummy solid food for a few days. Mmm Muffins, mexican food, diet soda!

britt244
09-17-2007, 03:26 PM
i have such a bad headache and i tried to take a nap but of course i can't fall asleep. i need to work out but i cant with this headache!

Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 03:29 PM
I got home to find COOKIES on my doorstep!! They're the most deliciously spicy chewy ginger cookies I've ever had! LJ, you NEED to go into business. I agree with what was already said before, you're losing money every day you're not in business! These are amazing!

the_dfb
09-17-2007, 03:32 PM
My mom is out of jail again. For now.

She wants to buy me a plane ticket back to Pa to visit her, and I told her I'd only do it if I did not stay at her house. That pissed her off. Sorry, but I refuse to be around drugs and constant drinking.Plus, if I stayed with her, it would only take about 8 hours before I killed her. Small doses. I can only stand her in small doses. Away from liquor.

Wonder how long she'll manage to stay free this time.

Wanna know what really burns me up? This woman got Social Security. A back payment of 20grand. For depression. She's a fuckign alocholic. Of course she's depressed! I would be to if all I did was sit in my house and drank from sun up to sun down. She says she can't work due to the depression. She can't fucking work because she's always drunk and can't get her ass to a job!

Wanna knwo what she's doing with that 20grand?
Lipo, face lift and breast lift.
Good damn use of tha money. You thin kshe'd try to get her life on track, get a place to live instead of mooch off pathetic men...but nooo....she's gonna blow it all and still be poor, living off sleezeball men.

I said, I'm in college now, wanna help with my tuition since yuo've neer helped with anythign before in my life? She said, I can't! I need to get my eyes done.

Bitch, that's what years of drugs will do to you! Quit that shit and live a normal lifestyle and you wouldn't need a damn face lift! She's 48 and looks 60. That's what 15 years of drugs and a rough life will do.

Or maybe she shoudl take that 20 grand and invest in some rehab for the son she ruined. My brother is JUST like her. a waste of oxygen. Works at Wendy's, high school drop out. Gets fired from a different job every week cause he can't get his ass to work cause he stayed up to late partying. He just discovered that if he dates fat chicks, they will kiss his sorry ass and give him money and a place to stay.


Then...my bitch ass mother will tell my grandmother lies abotu me. My mother told my gram I was a prostitute in Vegas and had a drug addiciton. I have never touched a drug in my life! If there's one thign my mother taught me, it was stay the fuck away from drugs! My mom is the one doing blow jobs for crack. My mother just feels so pathetic she needs to make her self feel better, and she's jealous of my good life, and the fact that she did nothing to get me here, so she needs to make me look bad, as bad as her and the rest of the losers in my family.

Fuck it. This is why I moved to the opposite coast. I have no reason to go back to Pa. No family I care to visit, no friend I care to see.

I'll take the trip to Cancun and dump them when I get there and have my own fun.

Your mom sounds a lot like like a friend of mine's mom. He overdosed on methadone a couple years ago. I hope your brother doesn't wind up like him. Do you spend enough time with your bro? Maybe you couldtry to be the role model your mother will never be?

Man, I don't know you, but I'm really sorry to hear about this. This is why I want a MSW.

cameron_keys
09-17-2007, 03:50 PM
I got home to find COOKIES on my doorstep!! They're the most deliciously spicy chewy ginger cookies I've ever had! LJ, you NEED to go into business. I agree with what was already said before, you're losing money every day you're not in business! These are amazing!

Arent they the best ginger cookies EVER??? Damn...I'm all out too...now I'm sad and ginger-less.

On another note...is she SERIOUS???? If so..shes got a really bad ED.

"“Weight is a big issue in Hollywood because I’m twice the size, height and everything else, of most of the girls who are going in to see the director for a part. When you realize that I am, at my size, one of the largest actresses there, you start to think, ‘I don’t think it’d be healthy for me to stay here much longer.’”

- Keira Knightley"

Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 03:56 PM
I don't see anything there that sounds like an ED. I think she's pointing out how unhealthy it is that a girl her size is seen as "big," when she's tiny. I'm sorry to report that almost every actress I've ever worked with has been anorexic.

On another note... the hottie who answered my craigslist ad wants to meet for a drink. Aiiieee!! I don't know anything about him and I have no clue how to do this! I just want to meet him at a little bar close to my house, and then walk back to my house and fuck fuck fuck all night, and then let him leave and never see him again... is it safe to bring him to my house? What do you say while you chat over the drink? I've never met anyone off the internet for sex before!!

hannah83
09-17-2007, 04:03 PM
My mom is out of jail again. For now.

She wants to buy me a plane ticket back to Pa to visit her, and I told her I'd only do it if I did not stay at her house. That pissed her off. Sorry, but I refuse to be around drugs and constant drinking.Plus, if I stayed with her, it would only take about 8 hours before I killed her. Small doses. I can only stand her in small doses. Away from liquor.

Wonder how long she'll manage to stay free this time.

Wanna know what really burns me up? This woman got Social Security. A back payment of 20grand. For depression. She's a fuckign alocholic. Of course she's depressed! I would be to if all I did was sit in my house and drank from sun up to sun down. She says she can't work due to the depression. She can't fucking work because she's always drunk and can't get her ass to a job!

Wanna knwo what she's doing with that 20grand?
Lipo, face lift and breast lift.
Good damn use of tha money. You thin kshe'd try to get her life on track, get a place to live instead of mooch off pathetic men...but nooo....she's gonna blow it all and still be poor, living off sleezeball men.

I said, I'm in college now, wanna help with my tuition since yuo've neer helped with anythign before in my life? She said, I can't! I need to get my eyes done.

Bitch, that's what years of drugs will do to you! Quit that shit and live a normal lifestyle and you wouldn't need a damn face lift! She's 48 and looks 60. That's what 15 years of drugs and a rough life will do.

Or maybe she shoudl take that 20 grand and invest in some rehab for the son she ruined. My brother is JUST like her. a waste of oxygen. Works at Wendy's, high school drop out. Gets fired from a different job every week cause he can't get his ass to work cause he stayed up to late partying. He just discovered that if he dates fat chicks, they will kiss his sorry ass and give him money and a place to stay.


Then...my bitch ass mother will tell my grandmother lies abotu me. My mother told my gram I was a prostitute in Vegas and had a drug addiciton. I have never touched a drug in my life! If there's one thign my mother taught me, it was stay the fuck away from drugs! My mom is the one doing blow jobs for crack. My mother just feels so pathetic she needs to make her self feel better, and she's jealous of my good life, and the fact that she did nothing to get me here, so she needs to make me look bad, as bad as her and the rest of the losers in my family.

Fuck it. This is why I moved to the opposite coast. I have no reason to go back to Pa. No family I care to visit, no friend I care to see.

I'll take the trip to Cancun and dump them when I get there and have my own fun.

:hug: Sometimes you have to cut ties with people in your life that drag you down. Yes, she is your mother. no matter how many times you try to change her, unless she wants to change. She won't. After a while, you just have to live life for you.

Don't let her feel bad about how your life is turning out, about all of the good in your life. She had the same opportunities that you did, she just didn't take them.

I understand what you are going through, my father is the biggest loser I know. (cheated on my mom and my stepmom, fathered god knows how many children, stole from employees and family members, among other things...i could literally go on and on for a loooooong time).
And while I will always love him, because he is my father...I don't like or respect that man. I can only handle seeing him once or twice a year, and only for a few hours. Before I want to scream and run out of the house and drive away as fast as i can.

Hang in there sweetie. Don't let her upset you...

Alaska
09-17-2007, 04:06 PM
I actually want to have a penis for one day.

I would pee on a wall without getting my shorts wet.

I would travel to snow and write my name in it.

I'd get head.

I'd get some ass.

I'd get laid.

Then I'd flash my hubby with it and go "WooWoo!"

Just one day would be fun.

ME TOO! Exactly!!!!

I'd also line up a bunch up spices from the spice rack at penis-level, and knock em all down with one twist of the hips.

I like to hold it for my bf when he pees sometimes, just to pretend! But I always start laughing hysterically and try not to get it on the bowl, which makes it funnier. What a riot a penis is.

Lady Jade
09-17-2007, 04:07 PM
I got home to find COOKIES on my doorstep!! They're the most deliciously spicy chewy ginger cookies I've ever had! LJ, you NEED to go into business. I agree with what was already said before, you're losing money every day you're not in business! These are amazing!


Arent they the best ginger cookies EVER??? Damn...I'm all out too...now I'm sad and ginger-less.

My business partner and I are shooting to have everything set to go for January, so long as we get all of the regulatory stuff taken care of and no major roadblocks come our way.

I expect every single one of you to buy multiple batches! ;D

cameron_keys
09-17-2007, 04:08 PM
[quote=Yekhefah;1209437]I don't see anything there that sounds like an ED. I think she's pointing out how unhealthy it is that a girl her size is seen as "big," when she's tiny. I'm sorry to report that almost every actress I've ever worked with has been anorexic.

[quote]


Hmmm..I didnt read it that way I guess. I read it as she was saying she thought she was one of the largest actresses out there, when in reality..shes one of the smallest. So if she really thinks shes bigger then everyone...thats BDD.

On the hottie note...I wouldnt bring him to your house right away...but I'm paranoid that way. At least meet up a cpl times in public so you are sure he isnt a phsycho!

Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 04:10 PM
I don't want to meet him a couple times though! I just want to meet him once and fuck him and move on. I don't want to spend money on a hotel and I don't want to go to his house, but I don't want him to start hanging around my house stalking me either. Argh. I just want a fun, no-strings shag!

cameron_keys
09-17-2007, 04:11 PM
I don't want to meet him a couple times though! I just want to meet him once and fuck him and move on. I don't want to spend money on a hotel and I don't want to go to his house, but I don't want him to start hanging around my house stalking me either. Argh. I just want a fun, no-strings shag!

Why dont you want to go to his house? I'd think that would be easier..."ok thanks..well..gotta get up early..I'll call you sometimes..k bye"

Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 04:12 PM
I wouldn't feel safe at his house because it's not my territory. I'm weird and kind of cat-like, I only really feel safe and secure in my own territory. Besides, he's on the westside and I never leave Hollywood if I can help it.

Alaska
09-17-2007, 04:15 PM
I don't want to meet him a couple times though! I just want to meet him once and fuck him and move on. I don't want to spend money on a hotel and I don't want to go to his house, but I don't want him to start hanging around my house stalking me either. Argh. I just want a fun, no-strings shag!

I did that before! It was off Myspace, but about the most incomplete and nothing profile you've ever seen. He was so hot I thought he'd be an asshole...but he was great.

What I'm saying is--you'll know within 20 minutes or less if you can bring him back to your house. I was all super nervous because that's all I wanted to, and was afraid of making a bad choice bc I wanted to get laid so bad. It went fine. Just don't get retarded, but you already knew that...