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Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 04:20 PM
Hm. Maybe I'll see if he wants to meet at a bar that's three blocks away, and then if I like him we can walk back here to my apartment... Eep! I'm supposed to go see a movie screening with a director Q&A tonight, but maybe I might bail to get laid... if that's not totally horrible to do to my friend... So very nervous about this!
Lady Jade
09-17-2007, 04:21 PM
Ok, Cally, your KFC run yesterday has inspired me. I'm off to pick up an 8-piece meal for dinner! Wonder what the boy is gonna eat? ;D
Alaska
09-17-2007, 04:22 PM
I guess I'd just wanna know--why's he on CL?
Oh wait I almost forgot--there was once the story of an 18 year old....that posted a really funny ad about having a prom date...and who looked him up on myspace, realized he was hot, and...promptly fucked him for 3 weeks?? Yea. I was all "I can't believe....CRAIGSLIST!"
Does he have a Myspace you can look up? ...I mean I'm all for the mystery and whatnot, but I'd feel a lot better...
Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 04:26 PM
Yes, he sent me a link to his MySpace but it's set to private... I could add him just to look at it and then delete it, I guess. I was wondering why a guy as cute as him is on craigslist too, but I sort of specifically mentioned in the ad that I was looking for a sweet geek who doesn't get laid much. I hate the stupid pretty-boys who feel entitled to bang whoever they want; I like smart, funny geeks who appreciate what a privilege it is to be with me, and are appropriately grateful. I don't like relationships with those guys, but that's who I like when it's just playtime. :D
britt244
09-17-2007, 04:28 PM
Ok, Cally, your KFC run yesterday has inspired me. I'm off to pick up an 8-piece meal for dinner! Wonder what the boy is gonna eat? ;D
YOU inspired me to eat mcdonalds because when i was passing one today i thought of you. haha. i am now taking a break from working out since i need to burn major calories!
school seriously f'ing sucks. we have a new professor in my dept who is giving mega assignments. keep in mind that as seniors in my program we are doing an internship, which is 120 hours over 12-13 weeks, which is where i spent my tues and thurs. this senior seminar class, we have to do a 15-20 page paper plus a hr and a half presentation. due OCTOBER 10th. that means 5 weeks from the start of school! and nothing was really clarified until today.
on top of that, for this same class we have to go to 2 professional conferences, join a professional organization, and do 2 things that benefit the community. at least the 2 community things is wiped out for me with the autism walk i'm doing since it counts as fundraising and walking. but my schedule is JAM PACKED.
i have class mon/wed from 10-3:30. friday from 12:30-3:15. internship 8-3 tues/thurs. work tues/fri/sat. alcohol class wed 6:30-8:30. this does NOT leave me a lot of free time for this crap. and when we all pointed out to her that the other class was given a week off of class to work on papers (by a teacher who has been in the program for years) she emailed us and told us that maybe we should reconsider if this was a good time in our lives to be in college.
WTF?!
Alaska
09-17-2007, 04:34 PM
Yes, he sent me a link to his MySpace but it's set to private... I could add him just to look at it and then delete it, I guess. I was wondering why a guy as cute as him is on craigslist too, but I sort of specifically mentioned in the ad that I was looking for a sweet geek who doesn't get laid much. I hate the stupid pretty-boys who feel entitled to bang whoever they want; I like smart, funny geeks who appreciate what a privilege it is to be with me, and are appropriately grateful. I don't like relationships with those guys, but that's who I like when it's just playtime. :D
I think it'll be okay--you'll make the best choice.:)
I hope the sex is bangin like it should be tho!
Good. Luck. !
Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 05:17 PM
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG... he's adorably cute, his blog is funny, he's an aspiring screenwriter, and he's a Star Wars geek who loves Lebowski. And he's from IOWA. I'm gonna fuck him until my bed bursts into flame.
Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 05:32 PM
We have a date for Wednesday night!! :dance:
I'mma get LAID! Now I have to figure out how to get him to let me videotape it so I can send it to K for his viewing pleasure. }:D
britt244
09-17-2007, 05:35 PM
i dont even want to soak in the tub but i'm taking a bath anyway to play with my yummy new lush stuff! haha i am so pathetic.
Lady Jade
09-17-2007, 05:42 PM
YOU inspired me to eat mcdonalds because when i was passing one today i thought of you. haha. i am now taking a break from working out since i need to burn major calories!
I'm pretty sure that if any of you guys lived with me, you'd weight well over 300 lbs in a matter of weeks! :D
We have a date for Wednesday night!! :dance:
I'mma get LAID! Now I have to figure out how to get him to let me videotape it so I can send it to K for his viewing pleasure. }:D
Psh, forget K... how about *our* viewing pleasure? ;)
cameron_keys
09-17-2007, 05:44 PM
Psh, forget K... how about *our* viewing pleasure? ;)
Yeah baby!!! I want to see the hotness! Hey....you've seen me have sex on film..it's only fair!! LOLOLOL!
Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 05:45 PM
Haha, if you REALLY want, I'll email it to you! In the interests of fairness and all!
DAMMIT, why won't he meet tonight?? How come I always gotta wait for every damn thing??
Lady Jade
09-17-2007, 05:46 PM
The real question is... how do we get it up on YouPorn? :D
Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 05:48 PM
Oh hell no, I've got a grandfather who stays up all night looking at internet porn. I am taking absolutely no chances of THAT hilarious possibility coming true...
Lady Jade
09-17-2007, 05:53 PM
^^^ Oh, but the stories you could tell YOUR grandkids! "Well, see... great-grandpa was trolling the internet for porn when he had that heart-attack...."
Callyish
09-17-2007, 06:20 PM
Seriously why am I getting the cramps and upset stomach that come with my period and the bloating but my period is a week and a half almost two weeks late... and still not here... where the hell is it? *chews nails*
Lady Jade
09-17-2007, 06:21 PM
I told you, I took your period and sold it on CL! :D
Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 06:34 PM
Cally, do another pregnancy test!
*whine* Why do I hafta wait until WEDNESDAY?? I want to be fucking this guy RIGHT NOW! The more I talk to him and look at his MySpace blog, the more I want him naked on my memory foam topper, licking me into oblivion! As he hails from The Ice Cream Capital of America (according to his MySpace page), I expect him to have mad skillz in that department. Lord knows I need a good licking and I need it NOW - not Wednesday!!
Callyish
09-17-2007, 06:36 PM
I've done two now and they both showed negative like right away... it didn't even have to think about it so im def not preg... besides last time I had sex(two weeks ago and it was MONTHS before that) we used condoms so im DEF not preg... and im not stressed about anything... its just playing tricks on me bleh..
and Yekhefah damnit your making me want to hop the next flight to LA :P
Yekhefah
09-17-2007, 06:40 PM
Hop the flight, hop the flight! You and I will both jump this poor young Iowa boy and show 'em how strippers fuck in Los Angeles! He'll still be telling the story as an old man...
Callyish
09-17-2007, 06:41 PM
LMAO Yekehfah omg that would be so hot and so fun and so omg... *sigh* 6 more days till I get laid *paces around pondering a flight to LA from Fargo*
Lysondra
09-17-2007, 06:44 PM
My vagina hurts. :( In that 'I think I ripped it open in four places' kind of way, not in that 'omgstd' kind of way. OWW.
Budai
09-17-2007, 06:52 PM
...besides last time I had sex (two weeks ago and it was MONTHS before that) we used condoms so im DEF not preg...
Callyish,
If you used condoms and somehow got pregnant, you could name the baby Houdini Pogo... ;D
Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 06:54 PM
Hmmm..I didnt read it that way I guess. I read it as she was saying she thought she was one of the largest actresses out there, when in reality..shes one of the smallest. So if she really thinks shes bigger then everyone...thats BDD.
Despite the fact that she's VERY slim, I believe I read somewhere else that she's actually very tall and has a larger bone structure, and I imagine she would've meant it as she's competing for roles against some very, very tiny, petite girls, which is where her concerns would've come from. It's like, I have large hips and a large rib cage and am just naturally a bit bigger... even if I was to starve myself to the point of like 0% bodyfat, I'd still be bigger than many of the girls I work with who are just naturally tiny with really petite frames.
cameron_keys
09-17-2007, 07:01 PM
^^ thats possible...but ANYONE who even THINKS that THIS is big in any way shape or form is sick in the head. Sometimes I REALLY hate the whole entertainment biz outlook....She looks like shes near death...
Callyish
09-17-2007, 07:01 PM
Hmm I can fly from Sioux Falls to LA round trip for $700 :P
Callyish
09-17-2007, 07:06 PM
My vibrator is working wonders on massaging my super sore shoulder right now..
Danielle_
09-17-2007, 07:07 PM
i just spent the last 3 hours decorating my two favourite feature costumes with over 500 swarovskis! they look amazing. i'm going back to the store tomorrow to buy more crystals so i can cover the other ones :D
Cool, I loved that costume you posted one time that was inspired by the Christina Aguilera Candyman outfit.
Lysondra
09-17-2007, 07:09 PM
I'm coughing up a lung, I think.
Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 07:12 PM
Cool, I loved that costume you posted one time that was inspired by the Christina Aguilera Candyman outfit.
i love that one too! that wasn't one of the ones i did last night, but i'm going to get another bulk pack of swarovskis so i can do that one on my next night off!
Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 07:14 PM
^^ thats possible...but ANYONE who even THINKS that THIS is big in any way shape or form is sick in the head. Sometimes I REALLY hate the whole entertainment biz outlook....She looks like shes near death...
yeah, she looked really sick in those photos. there were some other recent ones of her where she looked horribly thin too.
i guess i can kinda understand her comments tho... i mean, a lot of people call me crazy and tell me i'm sick when i say i think i'm big, but compared to all the tiny petite girls i work with, i really do feel huge. but then again, i have BDD, so maybe she's in the same boat.
cameron_keys
09-17-2007, 07:18 PM
i guess i can kinda understand her comments tho... i mean, a lot of people call me crazy and tell me i'm sick when i say i think i'm big, but compared to all the tiny petite girls i work with, i really do feel huge. but then again, i have BDD, so maybe she's in the same boat.
Yeah I get that too...but then again, I AM bigger then most. She is pretty much just a skeleton now....there is no being smaller. They had to airbrush weight ONTO her for her new Chanel ads.
Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 07:20 PM
sadly, despite the fact that she's practically a skeleton, with her frame she's probably still much bigger than many of the other skeletons that go for the same roles as her.
BalletBaby
09-17-2007, 07:51 PM
^^ thats possible...but ANYONE who even THINKS that THIS is big in any way shape or form is sick in the head. Sometimes I REALLY hate the whole entertainment biz outlook....She looks like shes near death...
Wow:O She looked so healthy in Bend it Like Beckham and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Budai
09-17-2007, 08:03 PM
Wow:O She looked so healthy in Bend it Like Beckham and Pirates of the Caribbean.
K.K. needs to put on several kilos because she's barely recognizable now. IMO, she would have to play a skeletal member of the "Pirates" phantom crew at this point in time. :(
Callyish
09-17-2007, 08:07 PM
I am so lost and can't for the life of me figure out who your talking about *blink*
Bah time to go do my evening shows *sighs and drags her lazy ass out the door*
Darcy Foxx
09-17-2007, 08:20 PM
kiera knightley
BalletBaby
09-17-2007, 09:29 PM
I saw a Ford Escort the other day exactly like my old one. Except it had leather seats. Wtf? That reminds me of the pimped out Ford Taurus I saw a month ago. Yes, that's right, this Ford Taurus was sporting rims among other things.
Lysondra
09-17-2007, 09:51 PM
^ My car, before I got it, was owned by a guy who liked pimping cars. My car has a customized engine for speed and hookups for huuuuuge woofers.
it's a Mitsubishi Magna.
WTF?
Budai
09-17-2007, 09:57 PM
^ My car, before I got it, was owned by a guy who liked pimping cars. My car has a customized engine for speed and hookups for huuuuuge woofers.
it's a Mitsubishi Magna.
WTF?
Looks kinda cool though, Lysondra. I was expecting something "boxier"...
BalletBaby
09-17-2007, 09:58 PM
^Don't be speeding down those dirt roads now ya hear?
Lysondra
09-17-2007, 10:00 PM
Oh FUNNY! :P
It's okay. I didn't realize it until I went to cross four lanes to turn in between cars and I was OFF... holy fucking shittlesticks... my car can go 0-60 in like 2 seconds.
It's rounded, but it's still a fricken WAGON for goddsakes!
LuckyOne
09-17-2007, 10:00 PM
^^ thats possible...but ANYONE who even THINKS that THIS is big in any way shape or form is sick in the head. Sometimes I REALLY hate the whole entertainment biz outlook....She looks like shes near death...
Wow, she looks... thin. I am just waiting for her to come for me in my sleep. What diet is she on?
Lysondra
09-17-2007, 10:01 PM
And actually this is the exact colour and year of my car, so this is a better comparison:
http://digiads.com.au/carsales/used-cars/car_ad_photos/digiads_car_ads_86194_1.jpg
Who soups up THAT?!
BalletBaby
09-17-2007, 10:03 PM
Oh FUNNY! :P
It's okay. I didn't realize it until I went to cross four lanes to turn in between cars and I was OFF... holy fucking shittlesticks... my car can go 0-60 in like 2 seconds.
It's rounded, but it's still a fricken WAGON for goddsakes!
Don't worry, I wasn't even on a dirt road when I got hit.
Note to self: Don't turn on protected green arrows. Just sit there.
AlexxaHex
09-17-2007, 10:48 PM
Ohh the drama...
goodbye, Tart. We will miss you!
And have fun with your new single-hood, Lysondra! We'll miss you...when you're off getting laid! :P
Lysondra
09-17-2007, 10:55 PM
I'll still be around... maybe.
You'd like my new friend. A lot. He's a funeral director with a collection of hearses and has a tattoo of Lenore on him and a full sleeve of various other things.
BalletBaby
09-17-2007, 10:58 PM
I was supposed to clean tonight. Oops.
Budai
09-17-2007, 11:45 PM
"It's by the lottery shop, right next to the shoeshine shop..."
Darcy Foxx
09-18-2007, 12:04 AM
mmm... i just had delicious pumpkin and satay chicken sushi!