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cameron_keys
09-19-2007, 11:55 AM
woot! all this nipple talk is making my knee hurt a little less.

i can't believe how swollen it is. i'm worried i might have actually done some damage to it.......

WOO HOO!! We are human painkillers!! We should really have capes....


And the knee is prob fine. If it doesnt get any better in the next day or two..see someone.
One of my shoots I was bounced all over a hard kitchen floor(Seriously..OW). The next day..my knees were like that..swollen,bruised...so painful it hurt to walk. But it was just trauma and in a day or two they got better. Still looked like hell..but felt better.

Callyish
09-19-2007, 11:56 AM
Put some ice on it and take some anti inflammatories...

ArmySGT.
09-19-2007, 12:14 PM
woot! all this nipple talk is making my knee hurt a little less.

i can't believe how swollen it is. i'm worried i might have actually done some damage to it.......

Take some anti inflammatory tabs, then alternate hot and cold, with compression. That should help. Oh yeah and elevate.

Darcy Foxx
09-19-2007, 12:16 PM
yeah i've got a bag of frozen vegetables on my knee and i've taken some drugs for it.

kitty260
09-19-2007, 12:18 PM
I can't leave my apartment because I have to wait for TWO couriers to show up and it sucks big time. I'm SO BORED!

Callyish
09-19-2007, 12:19 PM
So I guess your not coming to my 530 show at the Dirty Curty? LoL

kitty260
09-19-2007, 12:37 PM
Dirty Curty? *shudder*

I drank in there once.

kitty260
09-19-2007, 12:56 PM
FAWK! Where the hell is my courier? I've been waiting for three hours.

NatalieFRPhilly
09-19-2007, 01:38 PM
Not looking forward to telling my dad I'm staying at my mom's this weekend. The dude is more mellowdramatic then any woman I've met.

LuckyOne
09-19-2007, 01:50 PM
I put on my sweater and somehow just about ripped out my nose ring in doing so. It hurt so bad.

Oh, that SUX!!! I'm sorry.

hannah83
09-19-2007, 01:53 PM
whoo!!! got a PPO today on this asshat.

about damn time.

can't wait til he gets served with it later...

cameron_keys
09-19-2007, 02:00 PM
whoo!!! got a PPO today on this asshat.

about damn time.

can't wait til he gets served with it later...

PPO? Asshat? What did I miss??

britt244
09-19-2007, 02:07 PM
my best friend is coming over tonight, we havent hung out in FOREVER. our other friend always tries to tag along. now, i'm friends with this other girl, but ANY time she finds out me and my best friend are hanging out she wants to come. she got her shift covered at her job tonight so she could come too. and she wasnt invited... :-\ i dont know what to do, i couldnt say no she couldnt come over! but on my 21st birthday i told my best friend not to come out because i was going to scores(i worked there at the time), and they were both underage. i could take my best friend in easy but the other girl.. it just annoyed me. and its annoying me now. is that mean?

cameron_keys
09-19-2007, 02:11 PM
^^ she comes along uninvited? Thats rude. Why dont you tell your friend not to tell her you two are hanging out so she doesnt tag along?

britt244
09-19-2007, 02:13 PM
^ she just assumes she'll be invited! and we both feel bad saying no because she is our friend, but its just weird. i will be especially annoyed if she nags me to go out. my friend is coming over for wine and to watch a tv show and to catch up. i have to wake up at 6am tomorrow but this friend always seems to think thats ok. last week i got a TON of texts from her saying "who cares? just sleep here! you'll be fine tomorrow. come out! come out come out come out!" etc.

BalletBaby
09-19-2007, 03:19 PM
It's National Talk Like a Pirate Day!

BalletBaby
09-19-2007, 03:20 PM
whoo!!! got a PPO today on this asshat.

about damn time.

can't wait til he gets served with it later...

The guy who spiked your drink?

RoseLeigh
09-19-2007, 03:34 PM
Where's the smiley for screaming my head off? I wanna hide in my house and never ever leave. Some combo of too much homework, boy leaving on Tuesday, not wanting to go to work, my period and crazy roommate drama. And now the belly is joining in on the fun. Why does it all come at once?

Anyway, thanks for listening. ::)

Yekhefah
09-19-2007, 03:40 PM
I have to clean my house. I have a date with craigslist boy in three hours but I wonder if maybe I shouldn't cancel it and try to work instead. I kinda do really need the money. :(

But I want to get laid!!

Lady Jade
09-19-2007, 03:45 PM
So I got my picture taken today for a major business mag. Pretty sweet. Of course, we'll just have to see how the proofs turn out...

miss marina
09-19-2007, 04:20 PM
gossip girls tonight at 9 i think!! lol

ArmySGT.
09-19-2007, 04:21 PM
Where's the smiley for screaming my head off? I wanna hide in my house and never ever leave. Some combo of too much homework, boy leaving on Tuesday, not wanting to go to work, my period and crazy roommate drama. And now the belly is joining in on the fun. Why does it all come at once?

Anyway, thanks for listening. ::)


http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Smileys%20and%20toons/aargh.gif
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Smileys%20and%20toons/aargh.gif
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Smileys%20and%20toons/aargh.gif

:D

Lysondra
09-19-2007, 04:22 PM
So.. the pain I thought was in my vagina from overuse? In my urethra (so close together; lots of pain, couldn't tell).... the blood I also thought was from my vagina? Nope!

I have the world's WORST mother fucking UTI EVER! I'm pissing blood. Agggghhhhhh... holy shit. I've never done that. It started to heal late yesterday though and only stings a lot now as opposed to OMGTHEWORLDISENDINGINMYCROTCH feeling.

velvet
09-19-2007, 04:51 PM
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to
steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

grrr. im so glad you arent my neighbor. it makes me furious when someone steals my paper. you can have if redeliverd if you call before 10am but i'm never up that early.

hannah83
09-19-2007, 05:25 PM
No, not the guy with the drink. That drama is done with. Didn't see him on the tape, but whatever. Lesson learned.

No, THIS asshat is my best friend's ex-husband. Threatened to kill me sooooo many times and i finally decided to do something about it. Put up with it for too long...

britt244
09-19-2007, 05:38 PM
gossip girls tonight at 9 i think!! lol

yessssss thats why my friend is coming over haha. and the girl who is tagging along doesnt even know what it is. bah.

i was thinking to myself that i should be nice and not be so aggravated because she is having boy troubles and she'd do the same for me.. except then i realized, no, nuh uh. one night she was drunk and at MY apartment when i was breaking up with my ex and said I was being bitchy to HER because of some comment she made and i said i didnt want her there and i wouldnt go out with them if she went. she went on to say she would "punch me in my face" if i was mean to her again and then bawled all night that i hated her. yeah, ok. and my best friend.. the two of them were supposed to move together until, at my best friend's father's house, the other girl fucked some random dude in the bathroom and my best friend's stepmom caught her. um. and on my birthday one year the 2 of us went to the beach for 2 days. she ditched me to hang out with a guy she liked who was openly rude to me. on my BIRTHDAY. she is a bad friend. and i just now realized this.

Lady Jade
09-19-2007, 07:01 PM
I hate when I fall asleep on the couch. It takes me a minute to figure out where the hell I am...

Callyish
09-19-2007, 07:04 PM
Im all itchy from tanning...

I have to go to some place called 'Portage La Prarie' tonight... I don't want to go... bleh...

Chicagoeditor
09-19-2007, 07:05 PM
Two glasses of red wine with dinner and I'm thoroughly potted. WTF?

AlexxaHex
09-19-2007, 07:33 PM
And you KNOW I will be hauling my happy ass down there to cling to your leg and shout "MINE MINE MINE!" ala Daffy Duck, right?

Yay!! omg I would die to see you(r) ass in person!! :P


You're going to work HERE?? Dear lord why would anyone do that??? Are you THAT masochistic????

I was going to! - the friend I am going with says the money is crazy good. Maybe this is a club where the fabulous Cameron Keys is not wiling to venture into. Now I am scurred.
:O Maybe she and I are just used to fending off the advances of latin men on a regular basis.

*heads off to Lysondra's vag thread*

britt244
09-19-2007, 07:38 PM
marinaaaaaaaaa.. did you HATE it? because me and my bff did! they can't just change story lines like that! boooooo. (ok i'm a little drunky too hehe wine is fun) i'm really so not ok with it.

ps i am drunk and HORNY and the dude i want to come over is working and wouldnt get here til almost 3. i have to wake up at 6 for internship. im abotu to be like fuck it but i wont be drunk still in 5 hours anyway. ick. i want a boy to come over nowwwwwwwww.

cameron_keys
09-19-2007, 07:48 PM
I was going to! - the friend I am going with says the money is crazy good. Maybe this is a club where the fabulous Cameron Keys is not wiling to venture into. Now I am scurred.
:O Maybe she and I are just used to fending off the advances of latin men on a regular basis.



If there is "crazy money" here without being a hooker I'd love to see it. Havent found that here in years. And after 7 years in South Fl..I'm VERY used to fending off latin men!

I hate to burst your bubble..but theres no crazy money here...esp if you are a clean dancer. If you have regs you might do ok..I do pretty well when my regs show up. Otherwise....its hit or miss..mostly miss.

I still want you to come so I can meet you. Hell..tell me what club and maybe I'll come play with you for a cpl nights!

britt244
09-19-2007, 07:54 PM
ok ps.. the girl who i have been complaining about.. is ALLERGIC TO CATS. and complained the whole damn time she was here. yeah, i have 2, she acted like she DIDNT KNOW. wtf. and kept rolling her eyes at my baby til i had to shut them in my bedroom. thats her fucking fault for coming when she was not invited.

cameron_keys
09-19-2007, 07:59 PM
ok ps.. the girl who i have been complaining about.. is ALLERGIC TO CATS. and complained the whole damn time she was here. yeah, i have 2, she acted like she DIDNT KNOW. wtf. and kept rolling her eyes at my baby til i had to shut them in my bedroom. thats her fucking fault for coming when she was not invited.

You should have picked up a cat and rubbed in on her face until she left.

britt244
09-19-2007, 08:01 PM
You should have picked up a cat and rubbed in on her face until she left.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

i tried to find the rolly one but i cant. :-[ wine is not yoru friend when youwake up at 6a mmmmm.

BalletBaby
09-19-2007, 09:35 PM
I'm going to fail my test because I can't study. I can't study because I have no attention span. What a vicious cycle.

miss marina
09-19-2007, 09:42 PM
Britt- I thought it was corny!!!! I was so mad!!

Mily
09-19-2007, 11:18 PM
I had Hooter's tonight and it was yummy! Buffalo Chicken sammich and 10 piece wings. I didn't finish it all. Gonna go finish the wings now! MMMMMmmmm... ;D

Yekhefah
09-19-2007, 11:29 PM
I just got so very, extremely, thoroughly laid! I am happy and satisfied, although I'm pissed that I only had three condoms because I would've worn this boy out and sent him home with a limp if I had more of them. But we went for three full rounds and he was great - nowhere near as good as K, but definitely more than adequate, and the chemistry was good. I can't believe people really have such satisfying experiences off Casual Encounters, but count me a Casual Encounters success story! Yay Craigslist!

iambonbon05
09-19-2007, 11:38 PM
Yay! :D

I might end up trying craigslist... eh...

Yekhefah
09-19-2007, 11:45 PM
I might have to go for another ride on this one later. I think we were just starting to hit our stride when we ran out of condoms. Poor guy was a bit exhausted but oh em eff gee I came so hard so many times. The last time I finally managed to talk him into getting a little rough... *swoon* I think I woke up the neighbors.

Lysondra
09-19-2007, 11:48 PM
I got a new tattoo!

There's another one behind my ear you can kinda see but it's HARD to take a picture there by yourself!

BalletBaby
09-19-2007, 11:51 PM
Hey! My computer has those arrow plug thingys:D

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 12:03 AM
...yeah... that's pretty much the jist of it.

Callyish
09-20-2007, 12:08 AM
So "Portage La Prarie" was lame. What a waste of a fucking night. I got paid crap money and the customers were cheap assholes who would only tip if they could touch ::)

Remind me to refuse THAT booking again. Ugh... even the staff at this bar were assholes. It was a slippery ass dance floor and no pole and there were female customers acting like stuck up bitches.

Fuck that shit.

BalletBaby
09-20-2007, 12:45 AM
...yeah... that's pretty much the jist of it.

I know:P

Budai
09-20-2007, 12:50 AM
I go to strip clubs, I like strip clubs... I really want to be a stripper, I'm doing comedy to get into stripping.
Sarah Silverman

britt244
09-20-2007, 03:52 AM
Britt- I thought it was corny!!!! I was so mad!!

it was just ridiculous. they changed too much. and the bitchiness was over the top.

Mily
09-20-2007, 03:52 AM
I just found out that my very first little sweetheart boyfriend from elementary school is now gay. :O

britt244
09-20-2007, 03:57 AM
drinking when i was sick was a bad idea. i just wanna curl up in bed all day! i cant stop coughing.